The Org Tempest

[The Foolish Horseman]

While siitting in a bnoring english lesson, same as usual while everyopne else has half term, i decided to pen my ideas for the org tempest ( we were doing this play at the time)

Here are the Characters:

Prospero :Beirut
Anthonio: Big King Santaphax
Alonso: Tosa Inu
Sebastian: Sasaki Kojiro
Ferdinand: Andres the cunning
Gonzalo: Caravel
Miranda: The stranger
Caliban: me (General Boreaus Brittanicus)
Sycorax: mithirandir
Trinculo: Luigi VI di Fatlington
Stephano: Devestinian Dave
Ariel: Omanes Alexandropolites the idiot

Update:

Nymph 1: Quintus93
Nymph2- Count Arach
Nymph3 pevergreen
Reaper1- orb
Reaper2- Caius Flaminius
Anyone familiar with the Tempest will know who each of these are


Stay tuned for the first installment of the story plot

Like the normal tempest, but with a deadly twist!!
First installment Tomorrow

[Gregoshi]

<grabs popcorn and frontrow seat>

[Somebody Else]

*Grabs Babe Thread and backrow seat*

[Caius]

Whats the Tempest?

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

This Wikipedia link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tempest) should help you Caius.

Can't wait :thumbsup:

[The Foolish Horseman]

thanks for the enthuasiasism guys

anyone volunteer to be iris, ceres Juno, i need 3 nymphs and 4 reapers as well

post here before 8 pm gmt and see yourselfs in the play/story

[The Foolish Horseman]

sorry if i double post, my intenet playing up

[The Foolish Horseman]

hope you like the logo

(Hotlink pic removed - Beirut)

[The Stranger]

eh...? :inquisitive: I'm Miranda...? You just earned yourself a role in the Undutchables story mister! :whip:

[Andres]

Prospero works to establish a romantic relationship between Ferdinand and Miranda; the two fall immediately in love, but Prospero worries that "too light winning [may] make the prize light", and so compels Ferdinand to become his servant so that his affection for Miranda will be confirmed



Prospero: Beirut
Ferdinand: Andres The Cunning
Miranda: The Stranger

What? Me falling in love with TheStranger and being Beirut's sevant?

:inquisitive:


Hmmm? I think I'm going to write a story too, you little... :whip:

[IrishArmenian]

Shouldn't Miranda be played by the always stunning Big Queen Sanctaphrax? Dammit, that caught on fast. I apologise, Big King.

[The Foolish Horseman]

is only a bit of fun guys...y is evfy1 taking it so seriously

[CountArach]

Meh, I'll volunteer to be whatever position you need.

[pevergreen]

same. Im in :2thumbsup:

[Andres]

is only a bit of fun guys...y is evfy1 taking it so seriously

Nah, TS and I were just kidding. Actually, we appreciate a good joke.

But don't be surprised if you find yourself in some other story, wearing a pink texudo and an orange hat, falling in love with Big Queen Sanctaphraxia :bounce:

[The Foolish Horseman]

Nah, TS and I were just kidding. Actually, we appreciate a good joke.

But don't be surprised if you find yourself in some other story, wearing a pink texudo and an orange hat, falling in love with Big Queen Sanctaphraxia :bounce:

Phew had me worried

Hmmm. aluvly pink tuxedo and a orange hat.....oooh!:laugh4:

[The Foolish Horseman]

Alas fair knights, the first installment is upon us:

"Omanes, I personally am sick and tired of your incessant moaning,groaning and hijacking of other members threads," PMs Mithrandir, after Omanes' 22nd Consecutive warning point " therfore, it is in the best interests of all of the members of the org, that you be banished to the Welcome New Members thread for all eternity!!!! Mwahahahahahaha...cough...hahahahahaha!!"

Consequently, Omanes seemed to be doomed to a life of repetitve n00b moaning and the rabid "1 post for life" new members in the welcome new members thread. But, After seven agonizingly cruel days in the thread, he finally was able to be freed.

[Jump To GBB and Mithrandir in the Backroom]

"GBB," posted Mithrandir, with no signature or avatar, and the account pending voluntary deletion." I fear i do not have long. It is time for me to leave this forum forever, and join my Father, Satan666, at Total War center. but before i go, imust say something. You may free that ugly little bast [BKS- No swearing....lol] called Omanes!! Goodbye!!!"

"No," quick replied GBB "Admin,:help: do not delete Mithrandirs account!! Dont let Mith leave me!!!!!"

But Mithrandir was now :skull:

End of Part one

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Very nice story, can't wait for the next instalment! Well done General :thumbsup:

Me though, 22nd consecutive warning :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[Orb]

Great, could I be one of the reapers?

Seriously, I'm evil. Really evil. Not as evil as Sasaki. But then he's played more Mafia than me.

[Louis VI the Fat]

* eagerly awaiting part two * :2thumbsup:

[Caius]

Waiting...

[naut]

*Grabs Babe Thread and backrow seat*
Haha. Sigged.

Great idea General Boreaus Brittanicus. Will be reading.

[The Stranger]

Very nice story, can't wait for the next instalment! Well done General :thumbsup:

Me though, 22nd consecutive warning :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

did you seriously got 22 warnings... OMG next i dont only have to watch out fro my Spam Title but also for my Warning Title

ANDRES THE CUNNING!!! SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU LITTLE M*****

GBB IS GOING DOWN, UNDER, HELL, CHINA, DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

nah just kidding :2thumbsup:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Don't worry, I haven't stolen your title yet - I have 0 warnings and I'm proud of it!

[Moros]

I knew it! I knew that Andres was in love with Umeu. The way he always smiled at him, the way he never made fun of him tough Umeu is dutch (well kinda...). Why did he never looked at me that way? Why? :bigcry:

Hey, is that pie!?

:runs away:

pie!

[The Foolish Horseman]

2nd installment here:

"Dear Tosa, my liege," pms BKS" After lengthy discussions with sasaki, ATC and Caravel, we have come ot the unamnimous decision that beirut is no longer fit for active service by moderating the Tavern, the orgs most viewed room. Therefore we have decided upon immediate action: You will dipose of Beirut form the tavern and force him into a life of n00bish hell in the entrance hall. we have also decided that i, in all of my infinite wisdom, shud become the head administrator. if you do not agree to these rather beneficial terms, we will be forced to post the real tosa facts in the 'post your tosa facts thread'. I think we all know which one you would prefer!!

Yours threatingly,

Big King Santaphax"

"Now lets see whre his priorities really lie" Writes BKS in his notepad

Tosa, on reading this thread, replies uncharacteristically

"BQS BKS,

I have decided unwillingly to take your reccomended action. I suggest we jump into action tomorrow evening when beirut goes offline to do boring real life things like work.

Tosa

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Well done! Can't wait for the next one :2thumbsup:

[The Foolish Horseman]

3rd installment:


So the next day, as beirut left the forum to do meaningless real life stuff, tosa and BKS stormed into action, deleting Beirut from the moderators post and forcing him into the entrance hall. Anyone who protested against this were forced into the same agonizing punishment. One such person who protested was the Stranger:

" Hey BKS, why the hell did you get tosa to demote beirut to a junior member?? Is it cos you are jealous of him how no one calls him a girls name like Big Queen Santaphaxia??Or is it because he is by far a better moderator???" Pmed the stranger, with several highly threatining smilies

[S]BQS[S/S] I mean BKS replied Bluntly" Why is any of your business :spammer: boy??? you two are not very close are you?"

To which the stranger replies " Yes we are close, for you see Beirut is my Mother ~:doh: i mean my Father"

"Well go on join your daddy ,little boy or i will :rifle: your :spammer:ing head off!!!!"

So as a result, The Stranger and Beirut were demoted to junior members and forced to saty in the entrance hall.

However, caravel took pity on the father and son partnership, and got them both promoted to member, and were allowed to keep their awards and post count. He could not, regrettably, get them acess to the other forums.

"well stranger," posted Beirut, " we better get used to answering questions about 'why cant i post in such or such a place' or 'how do i become a member' and to put up with n00bish introductions. But look on the bright side...theres a whole lot of n00bs here who cud benefit form fascinating lessons in :spammer:!!!"

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

:laugh4:

Watch the language though, I suggest you edit it before a mod sees it.

[Caius]

If you need a one more name, use the mine :beam:

[Shaka_Khan]

The sorcerer Prospero, rightful Duke of Milan, and his daughter, Miranda, have been stranded for twelve years on an island, after Prospero's jealous brother Antonio—helped by Alonso, the King of Naples—deposed him and set him adrift with the three-year-old Miranda. Prospero secretly sought the help of Gonzalo and their small and shoddy boat had secretly been upgraded to be more than sea worthy, it had been supplied with plenty of food and water, it had an excellent library and contained surviving material in case the boat capsized. Possessed of magic powers due to his great learning and prodigious library, Prospero is reluctantly served by a spirit, Ariel whom he had rescued from imprisonment in a tree. Ariel was trapped therein by the African witch Sycorax, who had been exiled to the island years before and died prior to Prospero's arrival; Prospero maintains Ariel's loyalty by repeatedly promising to release the "airy spirit" from servitude, but continually defers that promise to a future date, namely at the end of the play. The witch's son Caliban, a deformed monster and the only non-spiritual inhabitant before the arrival of Prospero, was initially adopted and raised by the Milanese sorcerer. He taught Prospero how to survive on the island, while Prospero and Miranda taught Caliban religion and their own language. Following Caliban's attempted rape of Miranda, he had been compelled by Prospero to serve as the sorcerer's slave, carrying wood and gathering pig nuts. In slavery Caliban has come to view Prospero as a usurper, and grown to resent both the magus and his daughter for what he believed to be their betrayal of his trust; Prospero and Miranda in turn view Caliban with contempt and disgust.

The play opens as Prospero, having divined that his brother, Antonio, is on a ship passing close by the island (having returned from the nuptials of Alonso's daughter Claribel with the King of Tunis), has raised a storm (the tempest of the title) which causes the ship to run aground. Also on the ship are Antonio's friend and fellow conspirator, King Alonso, Alonso's brother Sebastian, Alonso's royal advisor Gonzalo, and Alonso's son, Ferdinand. Prospero, by his spells, contrives to separate the survivors of the wreck into several groups and Alonso and Ferdinand are separated, and believe one another dead.

Three plots then alternate through the play. In one, Caliban falls in with Stephano and Trinculo, two drunken crew members, whom he believes to have come from the moon, and drunkenly attempts to raise a rebellion against Prospero (which ultimately fails). In another, Prospero works to establish a romantic relationship between Ferdinand and Miranda; the two fall immediately in love, but Prospero worries that "too light winning [may] make the prize light", and so compels Ferdinand to become his servant so that his affection for Miranda will be confirmed. He also decides that after his plan to exact vengeance on his betrayers has come to fruition, he will break and bury his staff, and "drown" his book of magic. In the third subplot, Antonio and Sebastian conspire to kill Alonso and his advisor Gonzalo, so that Sebastian can become King. They are thwarted by Ariel, at Prospero's command. Ariel appears to the three "men of sin" as a harpy, reprimanding them for their betrayal of Prospero. Alonso, Sebastian and Antonio are deeply affected while Gonzalo is unruffled. Prospero manipulates the course of his enemies' path through the island, drawing them closer and closer to him. In the conclusion, all the main characters are brought together before Prospero, who forgives Alonso (neglecting to mention his brother's betrayal of him or Sebastian's attempted betrayal of Alonso) and finally uses his magic to ensure that everyone returns to Italy. Everyone leaves the island apart from Caliban and Ariel who are both left to see who will be Prospero's successor of the island.
~D

[The Foolish Horseman]

true Shaka, but mine is gonna be a different variation showing what happens before and after as well

i mneed 3 more reapers m8eys....plz volunteer or ill :boxing: u