Add your Tosa Inu facts

[The Stranger]

A member once insulted Tosa Inu, he didn't realize the size of his mistake until he saw a mad Tosa coming out of his monitor... He never posted again.

Tosa has been the admin of the .org for 10 years, it only exists for 7(8).

Tosa once got an erection in the Babe thread, the site was under construction for a month after that.

Add more!

[Stig]

Tosa dislikes Dutchmen and bans them if they spam
:whip:

[Stormcrow]

nm.

[Beirut]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/axe1.jpg

Closed!

[Beirut]

...and now it's open.

Imagine!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

TosaInu is actually a demi-god, sent down from heaven to inspire us all into the true path of forum rightousness!

[Andres]

Gah! Spamming moderators :no:


Tosa is always right. Even when a third party is right, Tosa is right.

Tosa didn't get any fatter, one of his servants mistakenly washed his clothes on 60 ° Celsius.

Tosa isn't just talking, he enlightens your inferior brain with his wisdom.

It took God a week to create the universe. Tosa created the Org in 5 minutes, meanwhile cooking a delicious meal, reading the newspaper and drinking a cup of coffee.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Tosa's avatar doesn't have a big nose, it's just a matter of perspective. In fact, if you turn your monitor upside down and you start jumping in circles while looking at Tosa's avatar, you will see that the avatar is actually a reproduction of his godlike and perfect features.

[Andres]

Tosa's avatar doesn't have a big nose, it's just a matter of perspective. In fact, if you turn your monitor upside down and you start jumping in circles while looking at Tosa's avatar, you will see that the avatar is actually a reproduction of his godlike and perfect features. :yes:

Fixed it for you :bow:

Now don't forget, we are here to worship our God, Tosa. :whip:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

This thread is just a little bit spammy, don't you think?

[drone]

This thread is just a little bit spammy, don't you think?
TosaInu (pbuh) can turn SPAM into flowers and dancing pink elephants. ~;)

[Vuk]

Arse kissers... :D ;)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Tosa has had an account here for fifty thousand years. Quite strange when you consider that the .Org was created in 99.

[Stig]

Tosa is the only real camel, that's why we ... erhh Andres ... hates him ~D

[Andres]

Tosa is the only real camel, that's why we ... erhh Andres ... hates him ~D

I don't hate Tosa! I worship him.

Tosa can take any life form he desires. The only camel I don't hate, is Tosa in the shape of a camel!

Besides:

Tosa never repeats himself, he just wants to make sure our inferior brains comprehend his wisdom.

Tosa doesn't walk, his godly forms gets carried by his mental power to whichever place he desires.

Tosa doesn't demand to worship him, he deserves to be worshipped and thus we worship him out of our free will.

Tosa is no God, he is the superior being that created God.

[ShadeHonestus]

small hands, smells like cabbage

[dacdac]

Lysol-kills 99.99% of germs
Chuck Norris-kills 100% of whatever the **** he wants to.
Tosa- Has Chuck Norris on the end of his leash where Norris will follow his every whim for Tosa will lay the smackdown on him with his fiery fury of full on banishment from the universe until he spirals into the deep dungeons of hell known as "Tosa's Chamber of Pain" where he is beat to death by giggling 10 year old asian school girls singing Britney Spears, Dane Cook doing standup to him all day long rotting his brains out from terrible jokes, and the guy from Reading Rainbow reading every book he knows with his good friend Barney. And when Chuck Norris dies, Tosa will ressurect him and make him go through it over and over again.


That was a little over kill huh? Oh, well, deal with it!
ALL HAIL TOSA FOR WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!

[discovery1]

He sometimes comes in the chat. He's pretty quiet though.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

His keyboard-calloused finger-tips can break a man's neck with a single jab.

[KukriKhan]

https://jimcee.homestead.com/importD26.jpg
TosaInu, in his youth

TosaInu once thought he was in err. But he was mistaken. Hence, the Org begat itself (Jeremiah 23:5).

[Crazed Rabbit]

When the VB code starts acting up, Tosu glares at it until it rewrites itself to get rid of the bugs.

CR

[Gregoshi]

Tosa. That's the shortest complete sentence here at the Org.

[Csargo]

He sometimes comes in the chat. He's pretty quiet though.

We once had a discussion about which color Gatorade was the best. uhhhh yeah:sweatdrop:

[Rodion Romanovich]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/axe1.jpg

Closed!
I have always wanted to have an axe in one of my posts! :2thumbsup: :smash:

[Fragony]

Tosa is the moderator, only now I realise it was always supposed to be him, he has always been the moderator

[Shaka_Khan]

Tosa can see us...by hacking through our webcams.

[sapi]

Tosa. That's the shortest complete sentence here at the Org.
It's got to be one of the longest, actually :laugh4:

[Prodigal]

Tosa Inu is worshipped as a god in parts of Belgium and is patron saint of Vanuatu

[edyzmedieval]

Microsoft CEO.

[KukriKhan]

https://jimcee.homestead.com/pope.jpg
TosaInu taught the Pope the dreaded "Instagib Gesture"

[Husar]

There was a thread called "Add your Tosa Inu facts" and when it was closed by a moderator, Tosa's brainwaves forced him to open it again.:juggle2:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Tosa Inu has the high scores in all the arcade games, has caught Mew in Pokémon, obtained the Triforce in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and resurrected Aerith in Final Fantasy VII.

[Caius]

Tosa created Microsoft!

And Bill Gates stole the idea ~D

[edyzmedieval]

World of Warcraft creator.

[Caius]

TosaInu is the spy of the CIA

[The Spartan (Returns)]

I don't hate Tosa! I worship him.

Tosa can take any life form he desires. The only camel I don't hate, is Tosa in the shape of a camel!

Besides:

Tosa never repeats himself, he just wants to make sure our inferior brains comprehend his wisdom.

Tosa doesn't walk, his godly forms gets carried by his mental power to whichever place he desires.

Tosa doesn't demand to worship him, he deserves to be worshipped and thus we worship him out of our free will.

Tosa is no God, he is the superior being that created God.do i hear a loud sucking up noise?
perhaps a vaccum? :san_tongue:

Tosa is the source of Org wisdom.

[The Wizard]

When TosaInu falls into the water, he doesn't become wet; the water becomes TosaInu.

TosaInu doesn't sleep. He administrates.

TosaInu's glare can turn any spam into the wisest, most intelligent piece of writing you've ever seen on the internet.

[Andres]

TosaInu doesn't sleep. He administrates.


:laugh4:

[Prodigal]

Some parts of Belgium already know....Pray to Tosa Inu....He answers....


He also has the www backed up on his wrist whatch :yes:

[Prodigal]

gahh

[Prodigal]

World of Warcraft creator.


BLASPHEMER

[Kralizec]

When I saw this thread I already had a feeling people would start adapting Chuck Norris facts :laugh4:

Tosa's second name is administrator, or "admin" for short. When this became known it promptly became internet jargon for people who manage websites.

[Orb]

Tosa needeth not to hack into your webcams to see you. He is already omniscient.

[Shaka_Khan]

Tosa can stay innocent no matter what he sees.

[Caius]

Tosa created the day, the night, the internet, tennis, ammerican football, and the vBulletin code.
Also we have the Tosalendar, the defect calendar for the entire world.
Also, he have the Tosa day.And his temple.And his followers.

[The Wizard]

TosaInu sued NBC Networks, claiming "Law & Order" were trademarks for his left and right mousebutton.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Tosa Inu is so suffused with computing power he has to ground himself before shaking hands.

[Caius]

TosaInu is the energy we need to click in the reply button.~D

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

TosaInu is actually all the moderators all at once. He moderates the forum solo and all the moderators are actually clone accounts. We are yet to realise this yet since has the habit of shape shifting his personality, appearance, age and gender for every account.

:creep:

[Quietus]

TosaInu made 4,294,967,295 posts in about day and in performing this feat so easily, he dismissed it as an "accident". Proof in this thread: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=79420


Last Activity (as Apie): 12-26-2006 17:16
Join Date: 12-26-2006

Total Posts: 4,294,967,295 (81,216,375.83 posts per day)


I registered Apie a while ago to test the registration proces, used the account to test other things, but I do not recall having increased the postcount like that. Might accidentely have done that though.

(Bold and emphasis, mine).

[Beirut]

There was a thread called "Add your Tosa Inu facts" and when it was closed by a moderator, Tosa's brainwaves forced him to open it again.:juggle2:

No, the $5 an hour he's paying me to keep it open keeps it open. :yes:

Money, it's a hit
Dont give me that do goody good *******.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.


Good song, eh?

Tosa wrote it. :sunny:

[The Stranger]

:laugh4: Wiz, plz continue... pffft...


When TosaInu falls into the water, he doesn't become wet; the water becomes TosaInu.

hilarious!

[pevergreen]

Search Chuck Norris on google, into the first link, facts link up the top. Then just substitute TosaInu for Chuck Norris. and instead of roundhouse kicks, maybe ban sticks?

[KukriKhan]

TosaInu needs no ban-stick. Merely anagram his name:

"As In, Out"

[The Stranger]

Search Chuck Norris on google, into the first link, facts link up the top. Then just substitute TosaInu for Chuck Norris. and instead of roundhouse kicks, maybe ban sticks?

no, that are the old Tosa facts that became so boring people changed Tosa with Chuck Norris...

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Hey,


hmmmm, I think Tosa Like Dutch Milk:2thumbsup: :yes:

[Sjakihata]

TosaInu is not very good at playing TW games.

[The Wizard]

All posts on the Org are in reality made by TosaInu. He does this to flex his well-developed typing muscles on occasion.

[The_Mark]

All posts on the Org are in reality made by TosaInu. He does this to flex his well-developed typing muscles on occasion.
You mean, Tosa has also created this particular thread?

[Sjakihata]

Why do you ask TosaInu, you know very well that I did create it. Wheew, I feel a bit skizo.

[KukriKhan]

"And so, my fellow Organs: ask not what your TosaInu can do for you—ask what you can do for your TosaInu."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of TosaInu-ness."

[The_Mark]

Why do you ask TosaInu, you know very well that I did create it. Wheew, I feel a bit skizo.
Shouldn't I be asking why I'm asking myself if I created it?

[Caius]

"And so, my fellow Organs: ask not what your TosaInu can do for you—ask what you can do for your TosaInu."

Nothing.:bounce:

[Caius]

TosaInu created the org.
TosaInu created the TW games.
TosaInu created all the mods.
TosaInu is the Gaming God
TosaInu is creator of all modding tools

[dacdac]

Tosa is your mother. He is your father. He is your sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, niece, nephew, but not your mother in law or else i would cry.
Tosa can summon Chocobos from nowhere.
Tosa invented the internet after stealing the plans from Al Gore.
Tosa knows what im typing even before i type it.
Tosa was the first to reach the level of Super Saiyan, long before Goku.
Tosa is so commanding, he can make Burt Reynolds wear a dress while riding a merry go round on a pink pony with a Malibu Barbie in his hand listening to Hillary Duff's latest album.
Tosa invented Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism from his nail clippings.
Tosa is the only man on earth that can beat Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Liddell at the same time... while sleeping.
Now to a mathematical theorem to show that Tosa is better than God
if a>b and b=c, then a>c
If Tosa>James Mason
and James Mason=God
then Tosa>God

[Quietus]

TosaInu really stands for:
Trained Org System Administrator Interface for Newbie Users.


TosaInu is not very good at playing TW games.
TW games are very good at playing TosaInu.

[ShadeHonestus]

There is a rumor floating around many circles that Tosa is indeed more than one person. All of Tosa's posts were recently compiled and ran through the super computers for detecting things that can't be detected and it came up with the Tosa Code.

When you take the Tosa Code and lay it over a map of scotland (which had previously been given two complete rotations and folded into an origami duck) you'll see that it points to 6 different locations wherever the number 303 appears. These 6 locations' names when put through the Tosa code are actually within 7 letters of being the same as names of middle eastern cities. 303 and middle eastern cities? U.S. Invasion of Iraq? If that isn't compelling enough, when you lay another Tosa code over the scottish origami duck, at 180 degrees to the original, you get get 6 names which, when put through the code, are indeed the many identities that create Tosa as we know it..these names are all variations of Oil. Peanut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Corn Oil, Vegetable Oil and Motor Oil.

The facts are undeniable, 6 Tosa's, 6 Oils, 6 middle eastern cities and 303.....the proof is in front of you.

[Pannonian]

There are no bugs in the forum software, and there is no downtime. There are only features we do not yet understand, and time TosaInu has graciously given us to ponder them.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

TosaInu is actually an elite uber-god sent down from the highest beauty and depths of the almighty heaven to inspire us all. All the moderators are his angels and together they are trying to teach us how to lead exceptional and good lives on internet forums.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

i wonder what Tosa thinks of this thread.

[Caius]

Tosa created the legenday .org quote:The Gah!

[dacdac]

Originally posted by Caius Flaminius:

Tosa created the legenday .org quote:The Gah!
Actually, Tosa is GAH. Everytime we saw GAH, we are giving him more power. With each Gah that is posted, he takes its energy ane becomes super saiyan.
GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!GAH!:gah2: :gah2: :gah2: :gah2: :gah2: :gah2: :gah2: :gah: :gah: :gah: :gah:
May he grow stronger with each smiley and lead me into the world beyond on the tail of a passing comet.

[ShadeHonestus]

Actually, Tosa is GAH. Everytime we saw GAH, we are giving him more power.

Strange thing is, I knew a guy on here who once failed to capitalize "GAH". He was banned for a week with the reason, "not respecting 'meh' authority."

[Moros]

Tosa Inu likes Amerca for one reason, you could say he really is into USA.
It's an anagram of his name for the not so bright

[The Stranger]

ehehhe... I think Tosa has no problem with the threaD... otherwise it wouldve been closed already... however the starter has been punished... psh... a week in poland for fun... who thinks of something like that...

[Upxl]

Enough of these puny praises.
Let us honour Tosa how his lordship is meant to be honoured
Let us create a psalm fitting to our lord’s omnipotent powers.
All true believers may must contribute.
When its completed we should plant it in our sigs, as a tribute to the almighty.

I’ll give the start;


Potent Tosa, with though I shall fear no malice as I surf through the valley of the Org…


(feel free to correct/comment ,this has to be perfect)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

My most great and potent Tosa, the merciful, the compassionate, the almighty with thou, I shall fear no malice nor give no malice as I surf through the great kingdom that you have created out of dust.

[Togakure]

TosaInu is not very good at playing TW games.
Hmm. I must beg to differ. Looking back over many online games, I remember a Sunday afternoon when I played some STW/MI with TosaInu. Each battle was interesting; each was challenging. I don't remember how many I won and how many he won. He brought curious armies, and hosted unusual--though very playable--maps. He played very honorably. We talked about each battle afterward, intelligently, respectfully. We both had to take breaks here and there to place sleeping pets somewhere else besides on our feet, or in our laps, or tail half on the keyboard GAH! It was a very good afternoon of gaming. I'd rather play one game with Tosa than a thousand games with ... well, you know.

[Avicenna]

I wonder what Tosa thinks about this thread

Tosa isn't thinking about this thread. This thread is thinking about Tosa.

[Fragony]

Tosa doesn't think, he knows.

[Moros]

Tosa has changed Fragony's life.

[Glaucus]

TosaInu sued NBC Networks, claiming "Law & Order" were trademarks for his left and right mousebutton.

Thats the best one yet.

[The Wizard]

GAH! is indeed not created by TosaInu; it was the expression of supreme exaltation that the notorious Vanya uttered as he took another head for the head soup that TosaInu had demanded as one of his Twelve Tasks.

"Total War" is a brand name that was created as a proper term for the perpetual struggle for TosaInu's favor.

[Caius]

No.Total War games was renamed by Tosa.They were called TosaInWar.Bad name.

[Hosakawa Tito]

He plays one heck of a Straw Man.:bow:

[Caius]

Tosa is my son.:grin:

[edyzmedieval]

Tosa is the best. ~:)

[drone]

Every time you spam the forums, TosaInu kills a kitten. :yes:

[Andres]

Tosa is my son.:grin:

BLASPHEMY !!! YOU WILL BURN !!! :whip: :whip: :devil:

Tosa was always there. He is not created. Tosa has no father, HE IS THE ONLY FATHER AND MOTHER. TOSA IS OUR PARENTS. He is always and he is everywhere. Tosa is eternal. Tosa doesn't follow the laws of time and space. He IS time and space.

[The Stranger]

people take this thread far too seriously... :P

[Andres]

people take this thread far too seriously... :P

How can one not take this thread seriously?

After all, we are talking about our benevolent ruler, the Divine Being that created the Universe, which includes the Heavenly Dot Orgus.

Bow for our mighty Lord :whip: Worship him! Let's raise our unworthy prayers to him :whip:

All hail to the Allmighty TosaInu :whip:

[Drisos]

lol :laugh4: ~Wiz, that one about the water is soo cool ~:) :yes: had a great laugh.

[Fragony]

Bow for our mighty Lord :whip: Worship him! Let's raise our unworthy prayers to him :whip:


Quoted for TRUTH, he is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, he who gives and he who takes away.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Computer users everywhere recite the following psalm before turning their machine on every day:


TosaInu is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to sit down in red armchair:
he leadeth me beside the data points.
He restoreth my soul:
he leadeth me in the path of righteousness for his name's sake.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deletion,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy keyboard and thy mouse they comfort me.
Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of mine enemies:
thou anointest my hard drive with memory; my RAM runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of Tosa for ever.

[Caius]

BLASPHEMY !!! YOU WILL BURN !!! :whip: :whip: :devil:

Tosa was always there. He is not created. Tosa has no father, HE IS THE ONLY FATHER AND MOTHER. TOSA IS OUR PARENTS. He is always and he is everywhere. Tosa is eternal. Tosa doesn't follow the laws of time and space. He IS time and space.
believe me

[dacdac]

These are the facts of Tosa's evil side.

Guns don't kill people. Tosa kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Tosa allows to live.
Tosa does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Tosa is Pain.
There is no chin under Tosa's Beard. There is only another fist.
Tosa has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Tosa 3. Cancer
Tosa drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

[Caius]

These are the facts of Tosa's evil side.

Guns don't kill people. Tosa kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Tosa allows to live.
Tosa does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Tosa is Pain.
There is no chin under Tosa's Beard. There is only another fist.
Tosa has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Tosa 3. Cancer
Tosa drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
You will burn for that :whip: :whip:

[Martok]

Computer users everywhere recite the following psalm before turning their machine on every day:
Brilliant, General! :beam:

[sapi]

:yes: :beam:

[Malcolm Big Head]

Tosa does not exist........long pause to look for lightning......
Tosa is a myth you have creat

:skull:

[Caius]

Tosa does not exist........long pause to look for lightning......
Tosa is a myth you have creat

:skull:
Burn him!!!!!!!!!!:whip:

[edyzmedieval]

Burn him!!!!!!!!!!:whip:

Rot in the deep abyss of hell you ungrateful member of Paradise!!! (joking, no offence!!!) :whip: :whip: :whip:

[Caius]

You arent a Tosa lover.You need death

[edyzmedieval]

Burn in hell, you ungrateful twat!!! Tosa will have your internal organs chewed by the wild beasts waiting for fresh meat!!!

[Malcolm Big Head]

:dizzy2:
Lightning hurts. Tosa is the supreme ruler of all forums.

[pevergreen]

When General-Winter asked how Tosa got his name, Tosa pm'ed it to him. His head exploaded at the sight of it. From then on, people have just thought that Tosa has always been.

[Fragony]

I heard that only 70% of the woman are satisfied with their sexlife because Tosa simply doesn't have the time for the remaining 30%

[Caius]

Tosa created the Theory of Evolution

[Martok]

I heard that only 70% of the woman are satisfied with their sexlife because Tosa simply doesn't have the time for the remaining 30%
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: That's probably my favorite one yet.

[Marshal Murat]

When someone tried to spam, Tosa Inu set up a factory and had the spammer made into spam.

[pevergreen]

When Tosa starts having sex with men, it won't be because he's turned gay, it's because he's run out of women.

[Marshal Murat]

When someone tried to hack Tosa's computer they were struck by the almighty force of Tosa Inu, that a massive power surge that melted their computer, monitor, speakers, keyboard, eyes, mouse, mouse-pad, and several nearby computers bought surge protectors rated for nuclear energy plants the next day.

:404: was created by Tosa to prevent to many people from browsing a site he bookmarked.

[Samurai Waki]

There have been many tales about the giant tank battles at Kursk. While the Soviets claim the victory was theirs, no veteran can deny the truth absolved by the Stalinist Propaganda Machine of the era... Indeed while hundreds of Soviet T-34s were seen burning, A Lone White War Stallion, carrying an obscure warrior who wore a Black T-Shirt with simply "Tosa" written on the Back, was seen charging German Panzers and when he shouted his mighty war cry of :gah:
the ground rivened and splintered before him, and the Tank's Armour literally ripped from the frame like shingles in a Hurricane.

Later on German Soldiers were sometimes seen bent over in the fetal position rocking themselves gently and crying to themselves in a whispered horror of "Tosa...Tosa...Tosa...Tosa..."

[Cronos Impera]

https://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1656/tosala6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

OMG.....we are doomed.....

[The Stranger]

Tosa created god when he wanted some time off...
The Stranger is Tosa's right hand...
Tosa did not only create the world in seven days, he also wrote the bible at the same time...
All ideas come from one great Idea, Tosa...
Tosa doesn't read this thread, he controls our brain so he already know what we typed before we typed it...

[Caius]

The Stranger is Tosa's right hand...
BLASPHEMER!YOU WILL BURN!

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Tosa created the Theory of Evolutionif he did (which he didnt) i wouldnt be a Tosa lover.

to Tosatians you should see the Tosa code the truth will be revealed! :laugh:

is the Crusade over yet? :hide:

(btw im still Catholic)

[Caius]

Then, you are not the Org Pope.

I am teh org pope :grin:

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

There is no server. Merely Tosa with cybernetic wireless broadband.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

if Tosa created the ORG which is the universe, who created him?

[Caius]

if Tosa created the ORG which is the universe, who created him?
I will claim

I created Tosa

[The Spartan (Returns)]

blasphemy!

God created Tosa!!

[Caius]

Oh please, you tried to Kill Tosa

[The Spartan (Returns)]

how?

dont get me wrong i'm pro-Tosa.

[Caius]

Oh, it was the Spartan then

[Marshal Murat]

Tosa can split atoms with his bare hands.

[Fragony]

Tosa is the reason the Mona Lisa smiles.

[The Stranger]

whahhaha Fragony, you deserve a medal... i'm going to make a list with the best Tosa facts... only original... and some very very good chuck norris variations...

[Marshal Murat]

Tosa Inu can tell you if Schrodinger's Cat is dead or alive.

[Samurai Waki]

Tosa Inu is 7 feet tall, can shoot fire from his eyes, and lightening from his arse.

Tosa Inu's Feces are Considered Currency in Argentina.

I once saw Tosa Inu scissor Kick Angela Lansbury

"Did I ever tell you about the time Tosa took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Tosa takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Tosa yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"

"Tosa once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"Tosa drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

"The Pope told Tosa it was ok to have a mistress."

"Tosa uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

"You know, Tosa would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

"Tosa Inu was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

"Tosa's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

"Tosa went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."

"Tosa once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

"Tosa wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

"Tosa still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."

"Tosa framed Roger Rabbit."

"Tosa hates Mexicans! And he's half-Mexican! ...And he hates irony!"

"The story of Johnny Appleseed is based on Tosa... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men."

"Tosa did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies."

"Tosa drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."

"Tosa orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Tosa went hunting? Tosa decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."

"We once had a bachelor party for Tosa. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"Tosa's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."

"Tosa named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that."

"If you drop a phonograph needle on Tosa's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Tosa taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Tosa said it would've happened sometime."

"Tosa breastfeeds John Madden!"

"Tosa killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Tosa and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, Tosa chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

"Tosa sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

[Caius]

Tosa Inu's Feces are Considered Currency in Argentina.
TosaInu made Wakisaki lied.

[CountArach]

Tosa Inu can ban Caius for spamming.

[pevergreen]

TosaInu can ban people from NSW :laugh:

TosaInu has his own show. The roll of names at the end is not the people involved in making it, but the body count list.

[The Wizard]

There is no server. There is no bandwidth. What we are surfing on are the waves of incredible power generated by TosaInu's brain.

When there's a 404 error on the Org, TosaInu is either sleeping or channeling the extreme energy of his hyperactive mind into something you and me call "the Internets."

There are no Internet "memes." We are merely speaking of the occasional fancies of TosaInu.

Contrary to popular belief, when TosaInu is having sex it does not decrease the quality of the "Internets." Indeed, during a particularly violent orgasm, NASA was hacked and Chuck Norris became a meme. This is proof that raptures in Internets space and time are tied directly to the sexual promiscuity of TosaInu.

[Fragony]

When Dante wrote 'the devine comedy' he was just bitter because Tosa dumped him.

[caravel]

Tosa Inu is a large talking dog that runs the .org forums. He manages to do a much better job of this than humans would.

:bow:

[The Stranger]

I'd like to call Tosa to the stage to confirm these facts!

Elvis did not died, he became Tosa's apprentice

[The Wizard]

Elvis did not died, he became Tosa's apprentice

So Ser Clegane = Elvis Presley? :inquisitive:

[Dutch_guy]

"Tosa hates Mexicans! And he's half-Mexican! ...And he hates irony!"

Haha, nice one :laugh4:

:balloon2:

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Tosa's has twelve USB ports and two ethernet ports.

[John86]

Every time Tosa Inu deletes a post, an angel gets its wings.

[John86]

Ser Clegane once pondered what Tosa's middle name was. This has been recored by historians as the single worst blunder in the history of man.

[The Stranger]

good one hiji!

Tosa created the idea of intelligent design because he wanted to enjoy a good debate... he also invented Charles Darwin too...

[Caius]

He can control the dreams...

[CountArach]

TosaInu can ban people from NSW :laugh:

Just saw this! You are so going down for that!

[Caius]

So Ser Clegane = Elvis Presley? :inquisitive:
Ser Clergane=TosaInu

[dacdac]

well, actually, Everything=TosaInu

Stephen King refuses to write a book on TosaInu for he thinks it would be too scary.

Here are some pictures regarding TosaInu in different situations:
When someone refuses to accept his holiness-:skull:
When mortal men try to hunt for Tosa's whereabouts-:disguise:
When angered by Caius Flaminius for changing his avatar from the bald diplomat-:devil:
At night-:batman:
what he does to baddies at night-:hanged:
What i feel like when Tosa speaks-:dunce:
When Tosa gets angry at me, i wear this-:end:
When he is hunting down people-:sagittarius:
How much we all are worth to him-:2cents:
when he smokes weed-:hippie:
When he smokes weed with beautifl women surrounding him-~:pimp:
When he stares at me-:surrender:
What he is shooting me with-:hmg:
How long i have to live after angering him-:hourglass:
What life is like without TosaInu-:tumbleweed:
What happens when i play with his magic wand-:wizard:
What you do to when pleading for mercy in his presence-:stupid:
What happens when he bites you-:vampire:

[John86]

Lets get a few things straight-

Tosa=God
God=Love
Tosa=Love
Love=Blind
Ray Charles=Blind
Tosa=Ray Charles

[John86]

Fine, Ill simply add to the equation:

Tosa=Ray Charles
Ray Charles=Blind
Blind=No Sight
No Sight=Glasses
Glasses=Cup
Cup=Drink
Drink=Thirst
Thirst=Desire
Desire=Bracciole
Bracciole=Life
Tosa=Life

[CountArach]

Wow! There is a bit of Tosa in all of us!

EDIT: Except me, I have no life.

[The Stranger]

I'm planning a rebellion... whose with me... its time for the Beirut cult...

[John86]

Beirut Cult?!?!? Pfff, No way. My alleigance is to Ser Clegane, ever since I matched him with Chuck Norris in the Guild Member-Celebrity Thread.

[Caius]

I'm planning a rebellion... whose with me... its time for the Beirut cult...
We should burn him!

[The Stranger]

pfff.... loose threats

[The Wizard]

TosaInu can ban faster than his own shadow. In fact, he can ban his own shadow.

[Fragony]

My alleigance is to Ser Clegane

Here here (where did that come from?)

Ser Clegane, to be a fair moderator, goes to tremendous lenghts to really get into to the matter.

don't we ser ~;)

[Caius]

Every mod can ban a member in 19.7 seconds

Tosa can ban everyone in 19.6 seconds

[The Stranger]

Not only can he do it, he did it... some people called it the Apocalypse

[Caius]

He created the United States, Bush and the UFOS

[The Stranger]

Gah! No politics!! Nothing so evil was made by Tosa... I'm talking about the Ufo's... ofcourse... :yes:

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Tosa knows what everone is gonna say in their posts without even typing them yet.

[Caius]

Tosa applies ban points.And he multiplies the ban points x2 :D

[edyzmedieval]

I wonder how much Tosa has changed in the past 2 years...

[Azathoth]

Not enough to warrant a necro. :skull:

[Mithrandir]

I wonder how much Tosa has changed in the past 2 years...

Well, there are some new staffmembers of whom several have been added to the Tosa List.

I'm due for the account in 3 weeks again when Froggy gives me the new passes.

[caravel]

Hello Mithrandir,

:daisy:

-Edit: Wrong account. What was the password again? I thought you gave it out at the last .org Secret Police meeting?

-Edit2: Of course it's the reptiles that really rule the .org.

-Edit3: They deposed the camels years ago, that's what the big cover up is about.

[Centurion1]

tosa is possibly the most mysterious being.......ever

[Kurando]

I've communicated with him in realtime chats on occasion and Tosa can type incredibly fast!

[PershsNhpios]

TosaInu, bless and rever his holy One, is never intoxicated so long as he may lift one leg higher than the other and not fall from the face of the Earth.

[Mithrandir]

-Edit3: They deposed the camels years ago, that's what the big cover up is about.


:no: just :no:

[Andres]

I've communicated with him in realtime chats on occasion and Tosa can type incredibly fast!

That's true.

But I never really understood what "qjmfaljzemqkdsfjkmqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqjfiemqjfhnvmlqs jreijrazioejhrqemjzqe" meant :embarassed:

My feeble mortal mind is too weak to understand :shame:

[Mithrandir]

That's true.

But I never really understood what "qjmfaljzemqkdsfjkmqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqjfiemqjfhnvmlqs jreijrazioejhrqemjzqe" meant :embarassed:

My feeble mortal mind is too weak to understand :shame:

:laugh4:

You should drink more camelsmilk. Tis good for your brain.

[Cute Wolf]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Tosa_inu_-_g%C5%82owa.jpg/180px-Tosa_inu_-_g%C5%82owa.jpg

:idea2: Actually, Tosa Inu create the finest breed of dogs! That kind of breed then named in his honor! :2thumbsup:

[Kadagar_AV]

Tosa Inu thinks it is right to temporarily ban a member no matter if it is right or wrong... If the tone is wrong...

Thus adding a new rule: It isnt what you say - it is how you say it!

Cool, huh?

Linkely link: I close this topic. It doesn't matter anymore whether your complaint is justified or not, the warning will stay now. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=123327)

[pevergreen]

Ok, I was mostly neutral towards you, apart from the boasting...

but that is just way out of line.

Like putting your head into the mouth of a lion, having it eat you, only to spit you out a week later, and now you're taunting it.

Ignore list, and good day to you sir.

:bow:

[edyzmedieval]

Tosa Inu thinks it is right to temporarily ban a member no matter if it is right or wrong... If the tone is wrong...

Thus adding a new rule: It isnt what you say - it is how you say it!

Cool, huh?

Linkely link: I close this topic. It doesn't matter anymore whether your complaint is justified or not, the warning will stay now. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=123327)

What does this have to do with anything?

[Strike For The South]

Tosa Inu thinks it is right to temporarily ban a member no matter if it is right or wrong... If the tone is wrong...

Thus adding a new rule: It isnt what you say - it is how you say it!

Cool, huh?

Linkely link: I close this topic. It doesn't matter anymore whether your complaint is justified or not, the warning will stay now. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=123327)

https://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2819/internetseriousbusiness.jpg

[Furunculus]

Some say that Tosa does not believe in chairs, and that he uses a WoW keyboard to sysadmin the Org............

All we know is that he is waiting for his mum to put some clean sheets on the bed.

http://i.iimmgg.com/images/th/5cda67c7fd1a191c9237d438ddad9e29.jpg (http://www.iimmgg.com/image/3a3593678028a214b4f7c78236cd219c)

[Kadagar_AV]

What does this have to do with anything?

I dunno, thread was about tosa inu facts?

I think this forum is nice, lots of interesting characters here. But moderation is a little bit over-the-top from time to time :)

And also some of the rules are a little... Strange. I often found that the words you use is more important than the message you transmit.

Then on the other hand, I guess moderation isnt very easy, and you have to draw the line somewhere.

Sorry for the above post if it offended anyone, I just found the phrasing funny: "it doesnt matter if it is justified or not".

But it's really no big deal, dont take it too serious :sweatdrop:

[Askthepizzaguy]

1. TosaInu is as tall as a skyscraper and his arms are as thick as sequoias. He once accidentally swallowed a baby elephant and passed it through his digestive tract. It emerged as a perfectly healthy adult elephant.

2. TosaInu once used General Sherman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Sherman_%28tree%29) as a toothpick.

3. TosaInu once found a Bucket-wheel excavator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket-wheel_excavator) stuck between his toes.

4. TosaInu weighs as much as the Great Barrier Reef, and yet he still looks trim and healthy and can easily find clothes that fit. Very stylish, too.

5. TosaInu could consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his :daisy:

6. TosaInu once drank all the tea in China. It was delicious.

7. The Caspian Sea is TosaInu's private lake. He keeps his rubber ducky in it.

8. TosaInu is known by many cultures as the father of nations, and by several others as the destroyer of worlds. And these are all accurate descriptions.

9. TosaInu once found a potato chip that looks like Elvis Presley. He named it Elvis Pringle. Then he ate it.

10. TosaInu went back in time and won the Battle of Thermopylae single-handedly, and all it took was one powerful sneeze.

11. TosaInu created the internet. He owns the internet. And, he wins the internet.

12. The Cave of the Winds is TosaInu's wine cellar.

13. Mount Everest is not actually the world's tallest mountain. The pile of the bodies of men TosaInu has personally slain in battle is taller.

14. TosaInu discovered America.

15. TosaInu built the Great Wall of China to keep his neighbor's dog away from his prized petunias.

16. The pyramids of Giza were built to honor TosaInu. Because TosaInu does not approve of slave labor, he built them all himself, and in record time.

17. TosaInu is the one who killed all the dinosaurs. He wrestled them all to the ground and strangled them, and then spent many years barbecuing them over a volcano, covering them with A1 steak sauce, and eating them. He said he just "wanted a light snack".

18. TosaInu is the Highlander.

19. TosaInu personally hunts down anyone who hacks into this website and does to them what he did to the dinosaurs. And that's when he's being merciful.

20. TosaInu is Batman.

21. TosaInu is watching you right now. For goodness sake, put some pants on!

22. The Stanley Cup is actually just a shot glass that TosaInu used to drink from.

23. TosaInu domesticated the horse.... with his mind.

24. It is said that God does not play dice with the universe, but TosaInu does.

25. TosaInu had a very successful modeling career. All the male statues in the Roman empire were inspired by his glorious man-beauty.

26. TosaInu's car runs solely on fear of TosaInu. It has broken the land speed record and warped the fabric of space-time.

27. All the men want to be him, and all the women have already mated with him.

28. TosaInu impregnated Scarlett Johansson.... with his mind.

29. TosaInu is your father.

30. TosaInu defeated Chuck Norris... times infinity.

[Fragony]

At least give us a chance.

special lol @ 6. TosaInu once drank all the tea in China. It was delicious.

[Beskar]

I do like number 6 the most. I like it so much, I will unofficially assign it to TosaInu for my mini-mafia game.

[drone]

15. TosaInu built the Great Wall of China to keep his neighbor's dog away from his prized petunias.

I thought it was to protect his tulips. He is Dutch after all. :yes:

[Ja'chyra]

God is Tosa's frontman

[seireikhaan]

That's true.

But I never really understood what "qjmfaljzemqkdsfjkmqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqjfiemqjfhnvmlqs jreijrazioejhrqemjzqe" meant :embarassed:

My feeble mortal mind is too weak to understand :shame:
Wait.... :inquisitive:


So you're telling me that isn't the dutch language?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Who is Tosa Inu?

[Tellos Athenaios]

Wait.... :inquisitive:


So you're telling me that isn't the dutch language?

Nee. Toch is het waarschijnlijk makkelijker om Tosa te verstaan dan Nederlands te leren spreken als buitelander zonder een antwoord in (gebroken) Engels te krijgen: m.a.w. zonder meteen duidelijk te make hoezeer Nederlands niet je moederstaal is.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Who is Tosa Inu?

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/all-seeing_eye.gif

[Fragony]

I knew it, it was Tosa all the time