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The Foolish Horseman
02-18-2007, 20:38
whil;st looking through some of my childhood memoirs, i found five joke books which i used to read five years ago. Allow me to share with you sum of these goddamn awful jokes:


How do you know your kitchen floor is filthy?

Because slugs leave a trail saying clean me! lol

What do you get if you cross lego with a snake?

A boa constructor

Why is a babies favourite pet a cobra?

because they come with their own rattles

Whats the difference between a pile of slugs and a school dinner?

school dinners come on plates
Mooks
02-19-2007, 08:10
Have you seen Helen Kelers dog?

Neither has she!

What did Helen keller say when she fell off the boat?

"BWAJOUWAOUGOU!"

What did Helen Kellers parents do to punish her?

Rearrange the furniture.
Sasaki Kojiro
02-19-2007, 08:14
What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

"Here come the elephants!"

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with dark sunglasses on?

Nothing, he didn't recognize them! Bahahahahah ahahahah haha. hah.
pevergreen
02-19-2007, 09:24
Please lock this thread, for the sanity of us all. :shame:
naut
02-19-2007, 10:50
What's the difference between a canary?



The other leg.
Quintus Of Pompeii
02-22-2007, 17:42
What Do You Call A Deaf Lion?
Anything You Want He Can't Hear You
Sjakihata
02-22-2007, 17:45
What do you get when you mix elephants with kangaroos?

Giant holes in Australia
Fragony
02-22-2007, 18:02
What do you get when you mix elephants with kangaroos?

Giant holes in Australia

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
The_Mark
02-22-2007, 21:15
Oh dear god. This thread gets so much better when you have this link (http://www.mikenco.com/plom.php) open while reading it.
Andres
02-22-2007, 21:38
It's green and it slides of the mountain.

a skiwi
ajaxfetish
02-22-2007, 22:28
Why is a babies favourite pet a cobra?

because they come with their own rattles
:inquisitive:

Ajax
The Foolish Horseman
02-22-2007, 23:55
some more:

How do you know theres an elephant under your bed?

Your nose hits the ceiling?

How do you know if theres a snake in your bathroom?

You notice him going for a hiss
Quintus Of Pompeii
02-23-2007, 00:56
Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A Zebra

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Biggish
Biggish Who
Not Today Thanks

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick

What goes "tick, woof, tick, woof"?
A watchdog

Why was 6 scared of 7
Because 7,8,9

Doctor Doctor I have broken my leg in three places...
...Then dont go to those places

What do you give to a dog with a high temperature?
Mustard (its good for a hot dog)
Motep
02-27-2007, 04:49
you might as well give the dog relish.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
02-28-2007, 03:38
you might as well give the dog relish.
Or ketchup.....mmmmmm....ketchup.....




precioussss....
Caerfanan
02-28-2007, 16:40
What do you get when you mix elephants with kangaroos?

Giant holes in Australia
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Touché!