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Devastatin Dave
02-19-2007, 23:57
Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? And please a brief explaination why...
The reason why I'm asking is that I had a very strnage dream last night involving the two. My wife will be home soon so I'll give more details later...
Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? And please a brief explaination why...
The reason why I'm asking is that I had a very strnage dream last night involving the two. My wife will be home soon so I'll give more details later...
Well I am inclined to want both. In their masks and tied up with Wonder Woman's rope.
Kralizec
02-20-2007, 00:00
Catwoman.
Strike For The South
02-20-2007, 00:01
Redleg tied up!?!?!? the more they struggle the better
Sasaki Kojiro
02-20-2007, 00:01
Cat Woman. Wonder woman has goofy clothes and is kind of goody two shoes.
Although I'm not a fan of masks either.
Redleg tied up!?!?!? the more they struggle the better
Ye of little minds. :whip: :whip: :whip: :2thumbsup:
I can rely on Catwoman to be a little rough and scratch me when I want it (or don't, really). Wonder Woman is a bit of a beefcake and frankly, I'd be afraid that she'd squeeze my manliness. I also get the impression that Wonder Woman doesn't take her deliveries unconventionally.
I'd go with Catwoman.
EDIT: COME ON, Kukri.
Hosakawa Tito
02-20-2007, 00:07
What's going on Dave, trying to decide which costume you want the missus to wear for tonights festivities? My vote: Badddd old puddy tat.:whip:
That's not really a contest ... Julie Newmar, where are you when I need you?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/newmar_catwoman-038.jpg
Devastatin Dave
02-20-2007, 00:12
The wife's late so real quick...
I say Cat Woman. The gal really does it for me, the problem is they got into a huge fight in my dream last night and I fear that Wonder Woman beat that ass. So I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight because Wonder Woman, before I woke up, used the Lasso of Truth (I think thats what its called) and knows my inner desires. I just know there is an ass whoopin waiting for me tonight in my dreams. :no:
Hosakawa Tito
02-20-2007, 00:16
Yeah, and you'll probably give her a half an hour to cut that out. Don't........stop.....don't...stop..don't.stop.DON"T STOPDON"T STOPDON"TSTOP:laugh4:
ShadeHonestus
02-20-2007, 00:18
Catwoman ala Halle Berry
Wonder Women characters were hot in their day, but now they just conjour visions of bad 70's-era porno.
DemonArchangel
02-20-2007, 00:22
First, I'll do Wonder Woman in front of Catwoman
Then I'll do Catwoman in front of Wonder Woman
Then they'll do each other in front of me.
KukriKhan
02-20-2007, 00:24
I had that dream last week. I knocked off the Tequila. Hasn't come back.
Fellas, don't make me work so hard... keep the comments in line with org policy.
Catwoman FTW!
Wonder Woman : http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A29691-2001Apr17 :inquisitive:
ShadeHonestus
02-20-2007, 00:30
Fellas, don't make me work so hard... keep the comments in line with org policy.
:oops:
Thanks for the edit, I unconsciously let that abbreviations slip.
~:cheers:
First, I'll do Wonder Woman in front of Catwoman
Then I'll do Catwoman in front of Wonder Woman
Then they'll do each other in front of me.
Yes.
If I had to chose though, I'd pick Cat Woman. Wonder Woman would just seem like she'd kick my ass.
Goofball
02-20-2007, 00:35
This is just another variation of the old classic, "Betty or Veronica?" question. Myself, I am a "Veronica man," so I will have to go with Catwoman.
Devastatin Dave
02-20-2007, 00:49
back.
Fellas, don't make me work so hard... keep the comments in line with org policy.
:beam:
This is just another variation of the old classic, "Betty or Veronica?" question. Myself, I am a "Veronica man," so I will have to go with Catwoman.
Nah, I don't think that's a decent comparison. Betty was cute, Veronica was a brat. Wonder Woman is wholesome, sure, but cute? No way.
rory_20_uk
02-20-2007, 01:39
Cat Woman, ideally as in the second Batman film. Every scar would be a a medal. :grin:
~:smoking:
Catwoman. At least you know if something goes wrong you wont get thrown a football field away.
Big King Sanctaphrax
02-20-2007, 02:46
I seems to be the only person batting for Wonder Woman here. She's an Amazon, so you know she's going to be freaky, and she's got all that long, black hair.
I think she'd be a better ally to have than Catwoman as well, from a pragmatic point of view. Furthermore, in some continuities Catwoman/Selina Kyle was a prostitute, so you might catch something. Not so with Diana!
shizzernockers3
02-20-2007, 03:07
wonder woman obv i mean if your getting freaky with cat woman you dont want them claws in the way
Still, catwoman knows how to purr. And thats kinda kinky.
Both, at the same time. :egypt: I am infact man enough for it. :smash:
IrishArmenian
02-20-2007, 06:35
Search engined both.
Definitley Cat woman. Reasons:
A) I like purring (that is 1 point for my wife)
B) Whip is kinky, kinky=good (except that really weird stuff, but that is just sick)(2 points for wifey)
C) Most pictures I found show a black catwoman. I like dark women. (3 points for wife, she's not black, but she's brown)
D) That leather is hot. (4)
Case closed, Catwoman is the victor. I'll be her scratching post (in more ways than one!)
English assassin
02-20-2007, 10:43
Wonderwoman.
God help me, I've obviously got some BAD seventies retro thing going on here. Everything that is wrong about wonderwoman just seems right to me. Big hair, big, erm, ladybags, hot pants. What's not to like?
And DD, catwoman, really, you'll be telling us you didn't fancy Farah Fawcett in the original Charlies Angels next. (Incidently did she have any children when she was married to the bionic man? Because they would be bionic martial artists wouldn't they? Did Hollywood have some secret superhero breeding programme going on in the 70s?)
(Can I just say in passing we had kick ass TV when I was a kid. )
Mind you I wouldn't kick catwoman out of bed. Not unless she needed to poop in the garden anyway.
Adrian II
02-20-2007, 11:07
Heuuu, bionic sex!... https://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5692/homersimpsonhx9.gif (https://imageshack.us)
R'as al Ghul
02-20-2007, 11:18
Big hair, big, erm, ladybags, hot pants. What's not to like?
https://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7540/fatwonderwomanik1.jpg
English assassin
02-20-2007, 11:23
ROFLMAO
Someone tell Monica Lewinsky that Wonderwoman has stolen her hair...
R'as al Ghul
02-20-2007, 11:26
ROFLMAO
Someone tell Monica Lewinsky that Wonderwoman has stolen her hair...
:bounce:
I was so hoping that some of you hadn't seen this yet.
Mikeus Caesar
02-20-2007, 11:41
R'as, don't ever post stuff like that again, ever! I nearly fell of my chair in shock.
I'm not gonna be sleeping too well tonight...
Also, Catwoman. Wonder Woman is too much of a good person - everyone likes a lady in leather.
Never heard of wonderwoman, but after seeing Halle Barry wrapped in leather, can't be much better then that.
http://www.cinenet.gr/wallpapers/catwoman.jpg
I would settle for Michelle Pfiefer or whatever as well.
Shaka_Khan
02-20-2007, 12:41
Someone should make a new movie of Wonder Woman in order to get rid of our 70's memories of her.
English assassin
02-20-2007, 12:55
Why? What's wrong with our 70's memories of her?
Adrian II
02-20-2007, 13:50
Why? What's wrong with our 70's memories of her?I'm with EA here. And what's wrong with the 70's anyway, with Wonder Woman, Baretta, Kojak, Charlie's Angels, M*A*S*H, Smith & Jones and all the other American 70's junk we had on our tv screens? I loved all of them, particularly if watched under the influence of magic weeds. Clean, wholesome gore for the entire family, and so much better than our home-grown junk!
:yes:
Louis VI the Fat
02-20-2007, 14:00
I'm with EA here. And what's wrong with the 70's anyway, with Wonder Woman, Baretta, Kojak, Charlie's Angels, M*A*S*H, Smith & Jones and all the other American 70's junk we had on our tv screens? They sound like great fun! I will check them out. But will these old shows play on a colour tv?
You may need to go out and buy a black and white TV, I'm pretty sure that the old black and white movies won't play on the modern colour TVs. The same goes for the old silent movies. I had to go out and buy a silent TV, annoying yes, but worth every penny. Then there's the Foreign language films, you'll need a French TV to play any French movies etc.
Sjakihata
02-20-2007, 14:53
Yeah, pretty annoying I had to invest in a Japanese TV to be able to watch Kurosawa films. It's a Samsung ;)
Oh, btw, I'd want Catwoman - or rather she'd want me!
master of the puppets
02-20-2007, 14:54
cat-women, leather and sinuous flesh. weonderwomen is too muscle bound and goody-goody leaves no mystery.
English assassin
02-20-2007, 15:34
Oh, btw, I'd want Catwoman - or rather she'd want me!
Why, are you a mouse?
Big King Sanctaphrax
02-20-2007, 15:45
Why? What's wrong with our 70's memories of her?
I agree. Wasn't Lynda Carter Miss World at some point?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/enervatedband/Image-LyndaCarter01.jpg
I'd hit that.
Well, if that is Wonder Woman BKS, I will choose Wonder Woman!!!:yes:
Banquo's Ghost
02-20-2007, 16:26
I'd hit that.
I think the challenge is that she'd hit you back - and a great deal harder. :wink3:
Pannonian
02-20-2007, 16:45
You may need to go out and buy a black and white TV, I'm pretty sure that the old black and white movies won't play on the modern colour TVs. The same goes for the old silent movies. I had to go out and buy a silent TV, annoying yes, but worth every penny. Then there's the Foreign language films, you'll need a French TV to play any French movies etc.
I bought one of those oldfangled silent TVs, but what it didn't say on the package is that you need to plug in a piano as well. That was another few hundred quid from a 2nd hand shop, and it was annoying having to play the piano while craning my neck to watch the movie. Luckily I'd taught my cat to hold up the dialogue boards (which thankfully were supplied with the TV, although you have to scrub them off and write new ones for each film).
Devastatin Dave
02-20-2007, 18:15
Oh well, I dreamed about Martians and anal probes last night:shame: .
I think I would have preferred the ass whoopin....
InsaneApache
02-20-2007, 19:30
Eric? Is that you? :inquisitive: :clown:
Blodrast
02-20-2007, 19:42
Oh well, I dreamed about Martians and anal probes last night:shame: .
I think I would have preferred the ass whoopin....
Isn't that then kinda the same thing ?
Well you heard about the joke between wonderwoman the invisibleman and superman. Actually its not a joke, it actually happened.
So wonderwoman id not safe
https://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7540/fatwonderwomanik1.jpg
GAH!! Dammit R'as, I'm going to see that now every time I close my eyes! ~:eek: :fainting: I'll be afraid to go to sleep tonight. :hide:
Oh, and for the record, I'm for Wonder Woman. I always did love Lynda Carter and her Yankee Doodle thighs.... ~D
Yeah, pretty annoying I had to invest in a Japanese TV to be able to watch Kurosawa films. It's a Samsung ;)
Oh, btw, I'd want Catwoman - or rather she'd want me!
Samsung is a Korean company. :southkorea:
cat-women, leather and sinuous flesh. weonderwomen is too muscle bound and goody-goody leaves no mystery.
Catwoman steals and does a bit of bounty hunting. Wonder Woman is the cold blooded killer.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/WWMax.png
Her you see her killing Maxwell Lord to free Superman from his mental control.
Here are what Catwoman (Holly Robinson) and Wonder Woman (Donna Troy) look like these days.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/CatwomanCv53.jpg
https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e378/tulkas_valar/ww1.jpg
Big King Sanctaphrax
02-21-2007, 01:17
Catwoman steals and does a bit of bounty hunting. Wonder Woman is the cold blooded killer.
Oh come on, it was hardly cold-blooded. Not much else she could do, really.
master of the puppets
02-21-2007, 01:26
she could have let that goody too-shoes super-superhero superman die.
i hate superman, it was always to easy for him to win. and since wonder-woman is just a feminist knock-off i choose catwoman again! this time for her origionality... and her whip :smitten: :whip: meowowow OW dang it OW quit that! OW! OUCH! SON OF A YOW!!!
(btw i can't believe we don't have some kitty smiley.)
Oh come on, it was hardly cold-blooded. Not much else she could do, really.
Kingdom Come. :batman:
yesdachi
02-21-2007, 16:06
Wonder Woman hands down, that fricking Cat Woman is looney. The last thing I need is another unbalanced woman in my life. A little organ grinding and the next thing you know she is all Fatal Attraction on me, no thanks. Wonder Woman is like a Greek goddess and they are well known for their sensible women… wait a sec they are all crazy too!
Maybe She Hulk, no wait, she is a lawyer, which is only going to lead to trouble.
Invisible Woman… she has a kid, I aint her babies baddy.
Electra… dead.
Barb Wire, she has hepatitis, no thanks.
Hawkgirl, if the wings are fake I wonder what else is.
Raven, too Goth.
Wasp, fashion designer = high maintenance.
Jean Gray, talk about unstable, can you say Dark Phoenix
Black Canary, aarg, that voice.
Rouge, skunk hair… next.
Batwoman, I think she only likes girls but maybe… No I have it!
Power Girl! She is from a destroyed alternate universe, that means no baggage and she is totally hot in a "good girl" kind of way.
http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/images/power-girl2.png
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