Revenge, best served hilarious

[master of the puppets]

ok uncle just did the greatest act of revenge i have ever heard of, its funny too.

So for her birthday my aunt got a magical dunken donuts gift card worth $25, not a real lot but something nice. so she goes to dunkin donuts and orders one coffee and buys it with the card. Later in the day she is talking to her freind who warned her. she said that her sister got one of those cards and bought something and all the money dissappeared from the card, like an employee stole it, my aunt got worried.

so after work she went to the dunken donuts and tried to buy something with the card, surprise surprise, the card was all used up! she complains but naturally they say it is not there fault and will not reimburse her. She asks the company to look at how the card was spent and the file showed that not 5 minutes after she had gotten her coffee that morning someone else had used the card that was in her pocket at the moment and spent the like additional $22 on the card.

She complains to my uncle billy who for lack of a better term is a hot-head who takes nothin from no one, but unlike others with this ideal he is very clever. so he knows he can't get his money back as according to the manager they can not punish the bussiness for one person who has done something bad, even if he did'nt get caught. so my uncle decides to do this, he goes in to the dunkin donuts at the exact time my aunt had been in there so that mabey the person who stole the money was on shift. he then proceeded to hold up the entire line by ordering like 50 donuts and 30 coffees and a whole bunch o cappucinos and lattes, slushies, bagels ect.

in the end it took the dunkin donuts like 45 minutes to finish getting the order together, my uncle then gives them the card, they swipe it and the manager who is serving them at the time says
"sir, there is no money on this card"
to which my uncle responds "i know, cause on of your friggin empoloyees stole all the money off it" he raises the useless card to his face and says "so you can take that latte and shove it right up your @$$" flicks the spent card into the managers face and walks out of the store leaving behind 200 dollars worth of food that they cannot sell to anyone else.

this story when i heard it had me rolling on the floor laughing, cause i know if it had happened to me i would not have thought to do something so clever as that.

SO now tell me your stories of excellent revenge!:boxing: :rifle: :hanged: :evilgrin:

[Fragony]

That is funny untill they release the tape where he orders it :beam:

One of my better and it goes back a while, forgot what started it but it was served cold in a shivers down spine kinda way.

We told two guys we were going to call spirits, and they thought it was all nonsense. So we hollowed out some candles, put red candlestuff (you know the liqued when it's warm) inside, white on top, rdy to go. Then we went on zooming, and guess what the candles start to bleed. PANIC! I DON'T BLIEVE IT, they were shaking all over.

We never told them what really happened.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Some guy at school was mean to two of my friends. Little did he know, one of the two was very good at doing weird voices. My friend phoned up the evil guy, and told him that he had a chance of getting a record deal for his band (he thinks his band is good, it's actually terrible). So this evil guy went into town, and throughout the day phoned up asking when my friend would arrive. Apparently the evil guy was stood outside the station all day waiting.

[InsaneApache]

I went on holiday about ten years back with one of my old school mates. In the apartment next door were two lassies about our age. We got talking, as you do, and asked what they did for a living. One told us that she was a nurse, that's nice I thought, the other one, (who was ugly to boot), told us that she worked for HM. Government.

Aha! I said. "You must be a tax inspector or something equally repulsive".

After a bit of grilling she admitted that she worked for the VAT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Value_Added_Tax) department at Customs and Excise.

I'd just been landed with a substantial VAT bill for that quarter and was less than pleased. :no:

A day or so later we were lounging on the beach when these two appeared. I told them to watch out for the anenomies in the shallows as some of them can give you a painful sting. Duly warned they gingerly waded out into the sea for a swim.

The nurse came back to shore and joined us for a beer. The 'Tax Inspector' stayed out swimming. After some time the TI swam towards us and shouted out to us if there were any of the anenomies near us.

"No!" I shouted. "There are none". Clearly relieved she made her way towards us. As she got about 15 yards from the shore I shouted out.

"There are none because the sea snakes had eaten them all". My mate and I nearly wee'd ourselves as she sprinted to shore......I swear she was almost running on top of the water. :yes:

I hate tax collectors. :shame:

[English assassin]

I hate tax collectors.

But, wait IA? You had the chance to do to her what she and her ilk do to us all the time, and you missed it.

It was your DUTY to get jiggy on her VAT collecting behind, IA. You let us all down, mate.

:laugh4:

[InsaneApache]

But, wait IA? You had the chance to do to her what she and her ilk do to us all the time, and you missed it.

It was your DUTY to get jiggy on her VAT collecting behind, IA. You let us all down, mate.

:laugh4:

Mate I just couldn't. :no: She must have been a dress size 22. As ugly as a footy match between Watford and Sheffield Utd. Lots and lots of facial hair, I mean she had more than I did, (I sported a goatee in the 90s), her mate was nice though. Anyway, I wouldn't, just because Mrs. Apache had let me off the leash for a fortnight. :sweatdrop:

[dacdac]

This one kid, who has a complete obsession with his laptop, was getting on everyones nerves. He was a complete jerk and would make fun of everyone and had real anger management issues. He even brought his computer on the bus and would put up barricades so no one could even breathe on it. He was being a jerk during school, so we decided to get him back by messing with his laptop.
First, we got him distracted by making a kid in the back of the bus to throw stuff at him, knowing it would make him mad. Sure enough, he went to the back of the bus to beat him, and i reached over my seat to his computer, did the best computer prank, heres how it goes:


1. Press the printscreen button while looking at the desktop or save it.
2. Delete all of his icons
3. Go into control panel and set his desktop background as the printscreen save you did in step 1 and make the picture full screen
4. When he gets back, he'll find that he cant click any of his fake icons or the start button. He totale flipped out, cussed out everone, and was kicked off the bus. It took him 3 weeks to fix it and out in back and he still has no clue who did it.

I know i might go to hell for it:skull: , but in this occassion, it was worth it.
:2thumbsup:

[Gregoshi]

Brilliant dacdac. :laugh4:

<note to self: don't mess with dacdac>

:bow:

[pevergreen]

Thats a funny one. Theres an office version of that, you use a program off the internet to do random things to their computer. beeps, open drives etc

Fun! :grin:

[CountArach]

lol nice one Dacdac!

Keep 'em coming guys!

[pevergreen]

At school today some person parked their car in front of stairs. So it was a bit of an inconvieniance to move round the car. Someone wrote on a piece of paper that they stuck under the windscreen wiper "Great parking job". I spied an oppurtunity to fame :laugh4: so underneath that, magically, the word Noob appears. So that person comes back to their car to be told "great parking job noob!"

:bow: Pic will be hosted as friend gets it off his phone.

[Geoffrey S]

The gist of things may not be clear to all, but basically one rowingteam spraypainted a number of our bikes; the following video is our reaction. The swan is their, rather sacred, symbol. Purple is our colour.

https://www.youtube.com/v/fPiJAK-tZCw

Warning: does contain unsuitable language!

[Andres]

It happened a couple of years ago.

Me and a couple of friends went out. At 5 am, we decided to go home. We were all pretty drunk. One of us felt a bit hungry. On the way home, there was still a frituur (a stand were they sell fries and other healthy stuff, like hamburgers, hot-dogs, frikandellen, sat&#233;'s...) open. He decided to go order a portion of fries. We asked him to order something for us as well.

He answered: "Go order your own fries!".

How rude!

So we went home while he was waiting for his fries. My room (we were all staying in the same student home at that time) was situated in the front, on the second floor. We had a good view on our street. I filled a bucket with water and we waited for him.

There he was, walking (or should I say wavering) on the street with his fries. You could see from the look on his drunk face how he was going to enjoy his late meal.

He got closer, he didn't see us.

When he was nearly under my window, I threw the water down. Damn, I missed him!

So I felt surprised when he started to yell. He seemed pretty upset...

Apparently I had missed him, but the 10 liters of water had landed right on his meal. His delicious fries were soaked through with water, his meal completely ruined.

His curses (something like "Damn you Andres, those were the last fries of the day!" (apparently he was the last customer of that day, so he couldn't go back to order a new portion) ) sounded like music in my ears.

His fists bouncing on my chamber door. His drunk rage... I enjoyed every second of it :devil:

It took him about half an hour to calm down and to go back to his room where he passed out.

[Dutch_guy]

The gist of things may not be clear to all, but basically one rowingteam spraypainted a number of our bikes; the following video is our reaction. The swan is their, rather sacred, symbol. Purple is our colour.

https://www.youtube.com/v/fPiJAK-tZCw

Warning: does contain unsuitable language!

I had to close that video because the soundtrack was simply horrible, how could you ?!

:balloon2:

[Geoffrey S]

Sorry. Chap who made the movie loves bad Nederhop, forgot to mention that... :shame:

[Mooks]

It happened a couple of years ago.

Me and a couple of friends went out. At 5 am, we decided to go home. We were all pretty drunk. One of us felt a bit hungry. On the way home, there was still a frituur (a stand were they sell fries and other healthy stuff, like hamburgers, hot-dogs, frikandellen, saté's...) open. He decided to go order a portion of fries. We asked him to order something for us as well.

He answered: "Go order your own fries!".

How rude!

So we went home while he was waiting for his fries. My room (we were all staying in the same student home at that time) was situated in the front, on the second floor. We had a good view on our street. I filled a bucket with water and we waited for him.

There he was, walking (or should I say wavering) on the street with his fries. You could see from the look on his drunk face how he was going to enjoy his late meal.

He got closer, he didn't see us.

When he was nearly under my window, I threw the water down. Damn, I missed him!

So I felt surprised when he started to yell. He seemed pretty upset...

Apparently I had missed him, but the 10 liters of water had landed right on his meal. His delicious fries were soaked through with water, his meal completely ruined.

His curses (something like "Damn you Andres, those were the last fries of the day!" (apparently he was the last customer of that day, so he couldn't go back to order a new portion) ) sounded like music in my ears.

His fists bouncing on my chamber door. His drunk rage... I enjoyed every second of it :devil:

It took him about half an hour to calm down and to go back to his room where he passed out.


Comon...thats kinda mean.

[Marshal Murat]

Drunken rage about fries? What's not to love?

[drone]

There are several sacred things in this world that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.
Words to live by.

(Free internet cookie to anyone who knows where this quote came from)