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CrossLOPER
02-26-2007, 16:30
I am not kidding.

www.godtube.com
BDC
02-26-2007, 16:35
Hehe all the 'Creationist Science' things have 1 star.
ShadeHonestus
02-26-2007, 16:59
Pure Gold (http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c5280214e0486b273a5f)

"The Athiest's nightmare is....a bannana. Actually, this is a famous argument that shows how God created fruit for us to eat."

Somedays I find it so hard being a Christian when I look at who I'm associated with...:help:

Although that same reasoning is an effective way to get rid of PETA thugs:
"If we weren't supposed eat animals, they wouldn't be made out of meat."
scotchedpommes
02-26-2007, 17:21
Can only hope it is a spoof site, as with the Conservapaedia. If not, well clearly
sabotage is the only option.
CrossLOPER
02-26-2007, 18:15
If not, well clearly
sabotage is the only option.
I think doing a barrel roll would be a much better option.
Crazed Rabbit
02-26-2007, 19:23
Can only hope it is a spoof site, as with the Conservapaedia. If not, well clearly
sabotage is the only option.

Sabotage? The site already appears overrun by people trying to do that. Why do you want to destroy some people's abilities to communicate? Are you so hateful and intolerant of other's opinions that you believe they have no right to express them?

CR
Sasaki Kojiro
02-26-2007, 19:35
Sabotage? The site already appears overrun by people trying to do that. Why do you want to destroy some people's abilities to communicate? Are you so hateful and intolerant of other's opinions that you believe they have no right to express them?

CR

:laugh4:
CrossLOPER
02-26-2007, 19:41
Sabotage? The site already appears overrun by people trying to do that. Why do you want to destroy some people's abilities to communicate? Are you so hateful and intolerant of other's opinions that you believe they have no right to express them?

CR
Are you talking about the massive influx of gay porn? :beam:

Look, they're doing a very poor job of communicating, and they know it. If these sites are legit, I would say that's why they are separating them from other ideas and setting up their own little worlds where they think they'll be safe. There are intelligent ways to argue topics about religion. They appear to be unaware or unable to grasp the concepts of those ways.

Also, I hope that you were joking when you typed that last statement.
GoreBag
02-26-2007, 22:58
I can't decide if this is funnier than beasttube or not.
Lorenzo_H
02-26-2007, 23:05
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.............
Marshal Murat
02-26-2007, 23:17
There is the link to the atheist banana in backroom thread.

It is a classic.
Tribesman
02-27-2007, 02:04
There is the link to the atheist banana in backroom thread.

It is a classic.
I wonder how they explain gods design of the pineapple to easily fit into the human hand , bends towards the mouth for easy eating and possessing a handy little tab for opening.:dizzy2:
Crazed Rabbit
02-27-2007, 02:19
Why, that's just God telling us not to live in the tropics and rely on pineapples for food.

CR
Marshal Murat
02-27-2007, 03:00
It never occurs to them that maybe WE evolved to the banana? And you know who else eats bananas?

MONKEYS!
TevashSzat
02-27-2007, 03:39
Notice that almost all of the creationistic videos on their site has received nothing higher than a three. The most viewed video which refutes evolution got an impressive 2900 views and is rated as one star
Papewaio
02-27-2007, 04:05
If the banana argument is correct, does that mean God designed the penis for oral sex?
CrossLOPER
02-27-2007, 05:09
If the banana argument is correct, does that mean God designed the penis for oral sex?
No, no, no. Clearly, the PENIS was specifically designed with the ANUS in mind.
scotchedpommes
02-27-2007, 05:57
As, it would seem, one of the Godtube faithful duly made clear.
Csargo
02-27-2007, 06:30
You've got to be kidding me.
BDC
02-27-2007, 16:07
No, no, no. Clearly, the PENIS was specifically designed with the ANUS in mind.
Clearly. Then He put veiled references in His book about how it shouldn't be done, just to test the faith of His followers.

Do they follow His words or His creation?

Too many 'His's. It makes reading really awkward.
caravel
02-27-2007, 16:37
Well the penis is simple really. It was god's first attempt at the banana, it went embarrassingly wrong so he gave it to Adam and said: "here hide this quickly!", and Adam replied: "errrmm.... ok I'll hide it down here with your first two attempts at the tangerine..." :tomato:

Fruit of course evolved to be eaten, in order that the seeds be carried and discarded, or eaten in the case of tomatoes eaten entirely and excreted, thus propagating that type of plant further afield. Look at stoned fruits such as plumbs and peaches. They give something to the animal to eat but have a kernel that is heavily protected from being eaten. The kernel is also "tied" to the fruit by the fibrous matter, this prevents the animal ditching the kernel quickly, instead it will take it away to a safe place to eat, consume the outer fruit and discard the inedible stone. In the case of e.g. tomatoes and melons the seeds are intermixed with the fruit in order to hamper separation and to trick the animal into eating them. When the animals excretes later, probably at a distant location, the seeds will still be there undigested, with some good fertiliser as a bonus.

Try telling some of the god squad that though.
Fisherking
02-27-2007, 16:51
Okay I watched chatting with charley. I guess he is proof of his contention of the second law of thermal dynamics…things move from complex to simple…I think he might be a bit simple minded…

I think what we have is a lot of people when confronted by things they don't like, who are creating their own reality…

Let them play in their world for a while until they are ready to come see what things are like out here. Things you try to avoid have a way of not being ignored any way.
BDC
02-27-2007, 16:59
Actually the second law of thermodynamics basically makes life inevitable, as everything will always mix up.

Personally I think it should be renamed themodynamic theories, then these people would have issues mentioning it at all without looking even more ridiculous.
Fisherking
02-27-2007, 18:45
What will they do with this...send missionaries?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070222-chimp-video.html
BDC
02-27-2007, 19:02
What will they do with this...send missionaries?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070222-chimp-video.html
Get speared hopefully.

*fingers crossed*
CrossLOPER
02-27-2007, 19:30
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070222-chimp-video.html
Humans should go out and brutally drive them into extinction like they did with all the other highly developed apes.

Less pessimistic EDIT: I'm waiting for them to start building fortifications and laying siege to enemy groups. They're already organizing primitive war parties to raid those groups, so why not kick it up a notch? I believe meek rats already do this, although their "forts" are underground complexes.
Marshal Murat
02-27-2007, 22:04
What the heck! They got spears, so why not give them AK-47's?