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Banquo's Ghost
03-02-2007, 14:13
If it was anywhere but Galway, I would dismiss this (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/) as an overly eager April Fool's joke. But it just seems, you know, plausible - despite the receptionist being a Miss Legova.

Tribesy, what's going on up there? :inquisitive:

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised "to get out and meet people," the local court heard last week.

Thomas Aloysius McCarney, with an address in south Galway, was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage. Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.

"Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey," she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like "Isn't that right, Donkey?"

Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as "Mr Shrek" had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was "young and hadn't great English."

Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of "super rabbit" which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.

McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.

He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Fragony
03-02-2007, 14:17
Hoax, you try getting a donkey somewhere.

ShadeHonestus
03-02-2007, 14:18
He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Well they tried to get him in violation of the Unlawful Accommodation of Super Rabbits Act of 1837, which carries a stiffer penalty.

pevergreen
03-02-2007, 14:18
Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837

I knew those olds laws would come in handy!

Many of the olds ones concerning sheep and kangaroos down here in AUS. No one cares though...:laugh4:

Ronin
03-02-2007, 14:21
a donkey? leather? handcuffs?

was this guy watching Shrek or Clerks 2?:laugh4:


Sexy Stud: Hey *****! We like to call it inter-species erotica.:2thumbsup: :laugh4:

ShadeHonestus
03-02-2007, 14:22
At least it had a happy ending, unlike here in the states. (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html)

Fragony
03-02-2007, 14:24
google trends says

http://www.google.com/trends?q=donkey+sex&ctab=2&sa=N

LOL@pakistan

ShadeHonestus
03-02-2007, 14:37
google trends says

http://www.google.com/trends?q=donkey+sex&ctab=2&sa=N

LOL@pakistan


lol thats awesome

(inserts the still absent clapping hands emoticon here)

Fragony
03-02-2007, 14:44
lol thats awesome

(inserts the still absent clapping hands emoticon here)

It is isn't it. My favorite,

http://www.google.com/trends?q=boysex&date=all&geo=all&ctab=1&sa=N

From the perversion of the west, oh lord deliver us :laugh4: :laugh4:

ShadeHonestus
03-02-2007, 14:52
South Africa, Montreal CN, and the Maltese? (lmao) Have a lot to answer for in the trend "bestiality"

Fragony
03-02-2007, 15:00
nvm

Fisherking
03-02-2007, 18:46
At least it had a happy ending, unlike here in the states. (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html)

I am so glad I left Washington. The only place that embarrasses themselves more is likely England. But the Dutch do good work too.

Fragony
03-02-2007, 18:56
We do?

Pannonian
03-02-2007, 19:11
Since a moderator has deemed the subject matter acceptable, here's another article.

'The World's Largest Sheep Sex Personals Community' (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/21/shep_fanciers_website/)

Presumably a joke, but amusing nonetheless.

Tribesman
03-02-2007, 19:15
:shrug:
Tribesy, what's going on up there?
Hadn't heard this one .:shrug:
Normally get all the funny ones when they happen , but with so many being posted to Rossport at the moment they may have missed it .
I just left a message which should get first hand news on this when the new shift starts at Mill Street .

ShadeHonestus
03-02-2007, 19:19
I just left a message which should get first hand news on this when the new shift starts at Mill Street .

Donkey pimp?

Tribesman
03-02-2007, 19:43
There is no Super at Millstreet called Mc Brearty .
Its a name used by comedian who is apparently usually doing spoofs on the radio .
The actual paper the story is from has a page of spoof news , this is one of them .
the others this week are ......
Stan Colleymore to join Galway United,if the town builds a park and ride facility .
Government must move to avoid nurses strike , since they are standing in the same place .
Patients waiting on trolleys in A&E till they can get a bed have a trolley race to decide who gets the bed .

Though for people who want a donkey story from the Galway gardai .
Two were killed last night after being hit by a trucK in Mirah .

Fisherking
03-02-2007, 21:59
A moment of silence please for the loss of the two donkeys please.

:shame:

KukriKhan
03-03-2007, 04:29
1837. Pre-republic days. This place (http://www.statutelaw.gov.uk/ChronIndex.aspx?LegType=All+Primary&PageNumber=99&NavFrom=2) lists Acts of Parliament, by year. Nothing about don-kees there I can see.

Maybe it's a send-up to get us ready for St Patrick's Day? Next thing ya know, the poor beastie will have been green.

Tribesman
03-03-2007, 10:32
Maybe it's a send-up to get us ready for St Patrick's Day? Next thing ya know, the poor beastie will have been green.
Two years ago there was an elephant in the town parade for Paddys day , it was green .

KukriKhan
03-03-2007, 14:28
Two years ago there was an elephant in the town parade for Paddys day , it was green .

ROFL :laugh4: That must have driven the Yank tourists crazy:

Leprechauns - check
Green Beer - check
Tall guy dressed in green robe, fake beard & mitre - check
Green elephant - ch.....WHAT??!!

ShadeHonestus
03-03-2007, 14:35
Chicago's St. Patricks committee is efforting a solution to the absent elephant as we speak...

Tribesman
03-03-2007, 15:28
A funny elephant story from Mill Street (though the events themselves were not very funny for the two women killed) .
After a traffic accident the Gardai had the bright idea of getting the elephants off the road by opening a gate and letting them wander into a field .
Then they had the later problem of trying to get them back .
The custody sergeant got a request through to release the arrested elephant handler because ....."the creatures are refusing to obey the instructions of the police"

KukriKhan
03-03-2007, 15:33
A funny elephant story from Mill Street (though the events themselves were not very funny for the two women killed) .
After a traffic accident the Gardai had the bright idea of getting the elephants off the road by opening a gate and letting them wander into a field .
Then they had the later problem of trying to get them back .
The custody sergeant got a request through to release the arrested elephant handler because ....."the creatures are refusing to obey the instructions of the police"

omg. Was the handler Irish? Or did he communicate with the pachyderms in some other language?

ShadeHonestus
03-03-2007, 15:38
Everyone knows that pachyderms speak Yiddish.

Seamus Fermanagh
03-04-2007, 06:36
Oy Vey!

Meshugah.

Tribesman
03-04-2007, 20:01
This spoof certainly has legs .
I have recieved E.mails from 3 continents about it .

Oh and Kukri , he was Venezuelan .

Seamus Fermanagh
03-05-2007, 00:43
Spoof? I'm shocked....

Of course, I'm still waiting for that Ghanan under-secretary to wire my account the money. I offered to act as their go-between.....

Whacker
03-06-2007, 04:14
Brain dirty after reading thread. Must clean dirty brain with drill, wirebrush, and bleach. Must be clean. *shudder* *twitch* :inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:

Tribesman
03-06-2007, 05:21
This week its turnips
http://www.galwayfirst.ie/content/view/200/404/
Charges brought under "The mirth against the monarch act"
http://www.galwayfirst.ie/content/view/202/404/

Banquo's Ghost
03-06-2007, 08:39
:laugh4:

This is a sentence that won't be bettered this week:


A pair of Galway brothers who had attacked each other’s sister with turnips and who tried to castrate each other with a sheep shearing tongs during a long-running family feud were told to “cool it or face the clink” when they appeared before the local court this week.