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InsaneApache
03-07-2007, 16:25
A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.


He is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop on Lisburn Road on 14 December, 2005.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm

That's put a little bit of sunshine in my day. :laugh4: Roll on the puns.....:2thumbsup:
Fragony
03-07-2007, 16:27
I hate these elf-loathing types, have a heart
Banquo's Ghost
03-07-2007, 16:44
You should have more sympathy for the mentally ill, especially when the have to rely on the National Elf Service for their shrinks.

Does beg the question though - is it a He or a Sidhe?

IBTG.*

*In Before The Greg
InsaneApache
03-07-2007, 16:48
I think that's fairy nuff, but perhaps he shouldn't have boggert to do it in the first place.
Fisherking
03-09-2007, 19:15
Does beg the question though - is it a He or a Sidhe?

IBTG.*



I have to tell you BG…that cracked me up so much!

I must be loosing it.
Csargo
03-10-2007, 04:10
:laugh4:
The Spartan (Returns)
03-10-2007, 04:46
why does he need all these... wares?
Gregoshi
03-10-2007, 09:14
Elf satisfaction maybe?
InsaneApache
03-10-2007, 09:44
Perhaps his wife is a waitress......wait for it!






















A goblin teasmade. :embarassed:
Banquo's Ghost
03-10-2007, 09:50
A goblin teasmade. :embarassed:

I'm going to work on the basis that no-one outside the British Isles or under 40 will understand the double-entendre, otherwise you would be so banned. :wink3:
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-10-2007, 15:31
How many do you suppose got the Sidhe reference?
Banquo's Ghost
03-10-2007, 16:30
How many do you suppose got the Sidhe reference?

Not fairy many.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-10-2007, 17:07
Ow, that hurt.
Gregoshi
03-10-2007, 20:20
Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...:404:

I had to :google: both. "Sidhe" - excellent BG. :thumbsup: I did find the "goblin" joke (naughty naughty). Now I get IA's reference (:laugh4: ) but, alas, I don't get the joke. :dunce2:
The Spartan (Returns)
03-10-2007, 20:26
Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...:404:

I had to :google: both. "Sidhe" - excellent BG. :thumbsup: I did find the "goblin" joke (naughty naughty). Now I get IA's reference (:laugh4: ) but, alas, I don't get the joke. :dunce2:anyone have a english to english dictionary?
i'm too lazy to google.
Gregoshi
03-10-2007, 20:34
GG, I'll tell you that Sidhe is pronounced "shee" and it is the term for earthen mounds in which people used to think elves and fairies come from. Now go back and read BG's post (#3). :laugh4:

I ain't goin' near the golin reference...
AntiochusIII
03-10-2007, 20:37
anyone have a english to english dictionary?
i'm too lazy to google.Sidhe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidhe),

easy 'nuff. Though I must admit I had to wiki'd it to get the joke.

Of the goblin teasmade allusion I have no clue whatsoever, except that a teasmade is some sort of An Apparatus Whereby a Cup of Tea or Coffee is Automatically Made (tm), whatever that's supposed to mean.
The Spartan (Returns)
03-10-2007, 21:19
GG, I'll tell you that Sidhe is pronounced "shee" and it is the term for earthen mounds in which people used to think elves and fairies come from. Now go back and read BG's post (#3). :laugh4:

I ain't goin' near the golin reference...wow that was quite the enigma. :san_laugh:
IrishArmenian
03-11-2007, 02:58
I hope he doesn't hurt his elf.
Damn, these kinds of threads are just asking for low class puns.
Sjakihata
03-12-2007, 10:42
would be funnier if you wrote: let's hope he doesn't hurt himself


:juggle2:
Hosakawa Tito
03-12-2007, 12:39
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/148406307_924084314d.jpg
Everybody needs a hobby....
Shaka_Khan
03-13-2007, 03:23
Someone probably hypnotized him. Not long ago, I have seen a lot of hypnotizing on tv.
Papewaio
03-13-2007, 04:27
Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...:404:


I know what "Sidhe" are... but the goblin teasmade, I have found out what it is but I have figured out what the joke is... although it seems to be a product for suckers made by one.
Kralizec
03-24-2007, 13:47
I just found out about IA's joke...but it kinda ruined the effect.
Bijo
03-24-2007, 15:03
*cold*

In the article the letter 'a' in the beginning is too much and in error.


:smash:


No, still... The man is in trouble. If it is true he's blurring reality and fiction, well... mentally ill then.