View Full Version : Which are your favourite animal?
Ok you guys personaly my favourite units are wardogs =1st! and pigs are second so i want you to vote what are your favourite animal in war.
p.s. i'm putting in camels for mithandir, becaus i know wat it feels like to like a certain war animal so much...........
CountArach
04-01-2007, 11:25
Where is the Gah option! I demand a Gah!
Where is the Gah option! I demand a Gah!
And Gah! you shall have. :bow:
CountArach
04-01-2007, 11:33
And Gah! you shall have. :bow:
Thank you, oh lord of the Frontroom :bow:
pevergreen
04-01-2007, 12:11
<3 Camels :smitten:
yes thankyou i forgot GAH! as i did not think it was a animal..........
:bow:
By the way yes i new that you would all love the camels , i wish mithrandir would vote, i know who he would go for..........
By the way yes i new that you would all love the camels , i wish mithrandir would vote, i know who he would go for..........
Actually, some of us detest camels, which is fine with Mithrandir as it means all the more for him.
If you had included heffalumps and woozles, I would have voted.
Warmaster Horus
04-01-2007, 14:41
Heffalumps and woozles? Uh...
Heffalumps and woozles? Uh...
Brush up on the classics, good sir. :book:
Warmaster Horus
04-01-2007, 14:45
I know what they are, I was just expressing ... skepticism. Or doubt upon the mental sanity of some.
(No insult intended)
Gah the only one who voted for the pigs. HOW CAN YOU ALL NOT LIKE EXPLODING PIGS??!! It's like the favorite colors thread. I was the only one who voted pink. :shame:
Conqueror
04-01-2007, 20:17
Elephants.
English assassin
04-01-2007, 21:16
No squid.
Ragnor_Lodbrok
04-01-2007, 22:03
Elephants of course.
oh yea i forgot elephants to ......... crap! hay umm moderator can you please put on aelephants please?
Hm... Favourite animal in a Total War context... Tough one.
Oh, I've got it! Horses, people, horses!
The Spartan (Returns)
04-02-2007, 13:59
gah.. i would have chosen horses.
Crazed Rabbit
04-02-2007, 16:05
What, no rabbits?!
This is an outrage - I'm calling my local Rabbit and Hare Alliance Against Defamation!
Seriously, I think bears are the coolest animals (name notwithstanding), where are they?
Crazed Rabbit
oh yea i forgot elephants to ......... crap! hay umm moderator can you please put on aelephants please?
You'de do well to learn your place:whip: :whip: :whip:
That's Beirut your talkin too not some willy-dilly little mod. He'll chop your house down(I've seen him do it :sweatdrop:) So I'de watch out if I was you.
Seriously, I think bears are the coolest, where are they?
Crazed Rabbit
Chicago?
:hide:
Elephants can kill lots of peasants, making they fly.
They are more cooler than ninjas
Well of course I had to vote for camels! Aside from my being a disciple of Mithrandir (~D), those beasts have more than proved their worth in my countless Eygptian campaigns over the last 4 years. It's true they own a face that only a mother could love, but for me they're proof positive that beauty is only skin deep. ~;p
Chicago?
:hide:
[rimshot] :laugh4:
Elephants Rule, Camels... Stink!!!
:balloon2:
UltraWar
04-03-2007, 21:33
Definitely not Camels. I would say my favourite animal is the TosaInu. :inquisitive:
seireikhaan
04-03-2007, 21:44
Definitely camels. I have lately realized just how good they can be. In MTW: VI, I recently launched an Elmo hard campaign and dominated with them. Berbers out of morocco are good, as are bedouins. I launched a 2,255 man expedition against Eggy, who had a 7 command general and 2,300 adequate troops. Roughly 940 of my troops were some variation of camel. I trounced them off the field, took the hill overlooking there route onto the battlefield, and the Eggy ended up falling back all together with me losing only 120 men. BTW, they were cut in half by the turks and were pinned to a last province. Thus, with losing only 120 men, I extinguished a 2,300 man army and a 7 command general.
Zalmoxis
04-03-2007, 22:42
Gah, horses, lots and lots of horses.
Definitely camels.
You have a great future ahead of you. :beam:
Definitely not Camels. I would say my favourite animal is the TosaInu. :inquisitive:
That's just begging for trouble. My experience with forumadministrators is that they often tear up your furniture, piddle on your carpets, and can just be really expensive pains at times. Their smaller cousins, the subforummoderators, are usually even worse... Usually bad tempered and will bite anything/anyone, they also tend to poop in/on newer areas of one's living premise, and will often bark loudly all night and wake up other irritable sumforummoderators who will do the same at all hours of the morning.
These are NOT pets that one should keep if unexperienced or unprepared. Highly recommend you crate them if you must get one. Last and certainly not least, be ABSOLUTELY sure you have them spayed/neutered to help population control, and make certain to get the required rabies vaccine shots, which seems to be a common ailment in these breeds. :no:
gratuitious camel propaganda
Alright people, who let the Camel Fanclub Groupies out from their pen again?? And to think I've read more reports of Martok and camel dung sculpture in the signup thread again, I thought we had all of this under control!
:shame:
:balloon2:
Camels, camels, camels, camels, camels, camels, etcetera.
doc_bean
04-04-2007, 08:16
Ligers !
https://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8923/499583ligeruh3.jpg
Piggies!
Edit: and ligers
Edit edit: and cats
Alright people, who let the Camel Fanclub Groupies out from their pen again?? And to think I've read more reports of Martok and camel dung sculpture in the signup thread again, I thought we had all of this under control!
:shame:
:balloon2:
The last fellow that made a post like that is still scraping out the corners of the Org Camel Stables, with a 3 inch steel scraper... Come to think of it I'd better go and check on him... :whip:
The last fellow that made a post like that is still scraping out the corners of the Org Camel Stables, with a 3 inch steel scraper... Come to think of it I'd better go and check on him... :whip:
Just wait until I take over this place. You'll be scraping the Org ELEPHANT Stables. Gah!
back to cleaning now... Can I have a better scraper please?
Just wait until I take over this place. You'll be scraping the Org ELEPHANT Stables. Gah!
It's getting rather smelly in there lately, try to get right into the corners and into the sumps, it's really caked on.
back to cleaning now... Can I have a better scraper please?
You're lucky to have anything at all, if it was my decision you'd be down there clawing it out with your bare hands, luckily for you, Assistant Moderator Martok is a fair man and provides you with equipment and daily rations at the .org's expense as well as a 10 minute break ever 24 hours. If it is observed that you are behaving more kindly towards the camels I may loan you the 3 1/2 inch scraper, now get to it. :whip:
You are so cruel :bigcry:
Fight the power Andreas! Camel haters untie!! :grin:
:balloon2:
PS:
https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3080/camelsmilels3.jpg
SMOOCHES @ Caravel :eyebrows: :gorgeous:
LOL! And this is a perfect example of why I spend too much time at the Org. I should've known we'd end up turning this into another camel thread. ~;p
Fight the power Andreas! Camel haters untie!! :grin:
:balloon2:
Untie what? Your shoelaces? :inquisitive: :eyebrows:
@AndresTheCunning: Here's a 5-inch scraper, my friend. Now get back to work! :whip:
Omanes Alexandrapolites
04-05-2007, 09:51
Camels - they sincerely are the most superior and amazing quality animals. They beat those feeble creatures know as "horses" any day!
Camels - they sincerely are the most superior and amazing quality animals. They beat those feeble creatures know as "horses" any day!
Gah! You're just saying that because you're too lazy to scrape the Camel Stables :no:
Untie what? Your shoelaces? :inquisitive: :eyebrows:
I believe he's referring to the fact that he and Andres are now roped together scraping away frantically. Keep it up gentlemen you've done a square yard so far, so that means another 300 square yards to go. So by tomorrow afternoon you should be all done and we can move you onto mixing the feed and exercising?
:yes:
pevergreen
04-05-2007, 13:50
I hereby volunteer myself for camel duty. :bow:
Econ21 always said flattery would get me everywhere. :yes:
Now start :whip: me.
Gah! You're just saying that because you're too lazy to scrape the Camel Stables :no:
Omanes was simply smart enough to recognize the fact that resistance is futile and just decided to beat the rush. Since you resisted, that's why you got stuck on scraping duty. :wink:
I hereby volunteer myself for camel duty. :bow:
Econ21 always said flattery would get me everywhere. :yes:
Now start :whip: me.
Very good, pevergreen! Since you were wise enough to accept voluntary assimilation, you get an actual shovel -- no puny scraper for you. :beam:
Hmm, I seem to be in "Borg mode" today.... :inquisitive:
Cmon, I will save a battle.
I will show how elephants kills camels more faster than Tosa banning everyone for spamming here.
pevergreen
04-10-2007, 10:52
Thats lies and heresy in one post!
master of the puppets
04-10-2007, 19:34
elephants to squish the people.
Banquo's Ghost
04-11-2007, 12:58
I must admit to some astonishment while reading this thread that such esteemed historians have overlooked the most decisive furry weapon of the ancient and mediaeval eras: The war mouse.
After its original deployment by Alexander at the Battle of the Hydaspes River, where the entirely unarmoured Greek mice routed the elephants of Porus, it wasn't long before the animals were armoured for protection - needed as their effect on the enemy invariably resulted in mass panic and a certain amount of undirected stomping. However, the bronze armour of the time was only marginally effective, but looked menacing in the glinting sun.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/aslanngrae/bronzerat.jpg
Recent theories that the famed Scythian goddess-warriors (popularly known as Amazons) were entirely routed by a unit of war-mice, taking their final doomed refuge on top of the lonely rock outcrops known as "The Stools" are still unproven.
War-mice tactics evolved significantly in Asia, leading to the rigid warrior code of the "Rice Mice" of Japan and their role in routing the Mongol invasion.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/aslanngrae/samurat2.jpg
Finally, the war mouse became so well armoured, it was considered a weapon of mass destruction as described by Froissart in his little translated "I Hate Meeces to Pieces". This accounts for the now complete absence of any pachyderm offense during the Hundred Years War, though the heavily armoured English mice were becoming much too vulnerable to the superior French cheeses used to distract them during charges.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/aslanngrae/tourneymouse.jpg
A branch of mouse warfare involved the infamous use of mice as biological weaponry, to whit the Black Death. However, this experiment was short-lived - along with much of the population of Europe.
War mice make war elephants go :elephant: :elephant: :elephant:
War mice, pah... (very funny though, Banquo)
Piggies!
That's the spirit!
http://cicero.modwest.com/images/tw/spqr-pig.jpg
@ Tamur
You mean mobile bacon...
For the record I would like to strongly protest this horrible treatment and this crappy 2" spatula for cleaning up camel doodoo which I did NOT DESERVE THIS AT ALL. I have this impending hunch that certain individuals should NOT feel surprised when they find large heaps of fresh camel excrement in their sleeping chambers. Just a hunch though. Really. :yes:
:balloon2:
Kanamori
04-11-2007, 22:18
I decided to vote for elephants outside gaming/history context. Elephants never forget... and they have a long trunk to spray water at things... and drink booze when they're not supposed to in order to give you nightmares as a kid.
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