Dame Serdyuchka to Eurovision Song Contest?

[Adrian II]

Ukraine has nominated transvestite comedian Verka Serdyuchka for this year Eurovision Song Contest. Here he/she/it is:


https://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3568/serduchkanw6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Verka Serdyuchka, who pokes fun at middle-aged women,
is loved by many people and is a cult icon in Ukraine. She
was chosen as Ukraine's entry by an overwhelming majority
in a public vote, but some find her vulgar and offensive.



Let's not belabour the obvious, for nothing is obvious in the Eurovision Song Contest.
Instead, Adrian II asks:


Who would you nominate on behalf of your country?

[Andres]

Belgium should send one of its' finest politicians:

Michel Daerden! (http://www.frizzante.be/daerden/)

[CrossLOPER]

Ukraine has nominated transvestite comedian Verka Serdyuchka for this year Eurovision Song Contest.
I would recommend that some of you listen to this person's music. It's pretty uplifting. The picture should be all the warning you need.

For my nomination, in the spirit of Eurovision, I would go with

http://images.km.ru/news/sergio/persona/katya_lel1.jpg
Katya Lel'!

[Banquo's Ghost]

My nomination for the Irish entry:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/aslanngrae/SMLJACK2.jpg

Father Jack and his lyrically haunting and emotionally moving ballad:

Drink! Feck! Grrls!

[Pannonian]

My nomination for the Irish entry:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/aslanngrae/SMLJACK2.jpg

Father Jack and his lyrically haunting and emotionally moving ballad:

Drink! Feck! Grrls!
Ireland could always enter his Christmas Countdown (http://www.onehitwondercentral.com/forum/thread.cfm?threadid=8042).

[SwordsMaster]

It seems like quite a step down for the Ukraine compared to last year's entry. Yes i mean the easy-on-the-eyes Tina Karol.:yes:

[Adrian II]

Great line-up so far, guys! Let's hear from Liechtenstein, France, UK, Germany, Scandinavian countries, etcetera.

[HoreTore]

I don't think we can ever top the band we sent in 2005 - Wig Wam....

The Horror!

[Adrian II]

Okay guys - meet KlompenVincent, Holland's biggest embarrassment since Srebrenica.

https://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6973/klompenvincentlu5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

That's right, he's a wooden shoe dancer too... :sweatdrop: :wall: :shame:

[doc_bean]

Okay guys - meet KlompenVincent, Holland's biggest embarrassment since Srebrenica.

https://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6973/klompenvincentlu5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

That's right, he's a wooden shoe dancer too... :sweatdrop: :wall: :shame:

What's his real name ???? I want YouTube vids !

[Adrian II]

What's his real name ???? I want YouTube vids !Sorry Doc, in the interest of Dutch national security - or the joke that passes for it - I can not divulge futher personal details of the *cough* artist *cough*.

[doc_bean]

Sorry Doc, in the interest of Dutch national security - or the joke that passes for it - I can not divulge futher personal details of the *cough* artist *cough*.

:furious3:

This is the best I could find (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAMGb-FE5ps)

[doc_bean]

:furious3:

This is the best I could find (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAMGb-FE5ps)
And he has his own website ! (http://www.klompenvincent.nl/)

EDIT: damn this should have been an edit...

[Adrian II]

And he has his own website ! (http://www.klompenvincent.nl/)What did I do? :shame:


*fears KlompenVincent-gate*

[Husar]

Oh, coming right from our latest casting show, here you have Johanna (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0TGQkRD370).:2thumbsup:

[Geoffrey S]

I'm all for the Partysquad...

[Ronin]

The Portuguese Entrance :laugh4:

Rosinha

http://xs112.xs.to/xs112/07091/rosinha-front.jpg
Singing her "great" (Im using the term somewhat losely) success "Querido eu quero uma mala" (the song title is a pun..it´s supposed to sound like "honey I want to suck it).....a song whose lyrics is full of retarded sexual puns that can´t sound good to anyone with more than 2 brain cells....I´m predicting it will be a success with the Eurovision Crowd

[doc_bean]

.a song whose lyrics is full of retarded sexual puns that can´t sound good to anyone with more than 2 brain cells....I´m predicting it will be a success with the Eurovision Crowd

Heh, that describes 90% of the songs that were in our 'primaries' last year.

[Pannonian]

The Portuguese Entrance :laugh4:

Rosinha

Singing her "great" (Im using the term somewhat losely) success "Querido eu quero uma mala" (the song title is a pun..it´s supposed to sound like "honey I want to suck it).....a song whose lyrics is full of retarded sexual puns that can´t sound good to anyone with more than 2 brain cells....I´m predicting it will be a success with the Eurovision Crowd
I remember one UK candidate that unfortunately didn't get selected - perhaps it was barred somewhere along the line. Perhaps we could submit "Yodelling in the Valley of Love" again?

[Dutch_guy]

I'm all for the Partysquad...

Dear god no.

:balloon2:

[scotchedpommes]

Nobody has mentioned our entry (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kNoAddyUMQ) yet? They even announced the wrong entry
had won. So instead of having a French lass who can actually sing, we now
have quite possibly the campest entry going. Air stewards, anyone? Or to
quote the song, "Would you like something to suck on landing, sir?"

*wince*

They had a representative from each European country in the audience to
participate in a separate vote designed to show us which entry might actually
appeal to the continental viewer. Naturally, we never listened.


So, supporting :slovenia: all the way. Never make it past the preliminary
contest, and rightly so!



Ah, I see it looks like we're taking a leaf out of Portugal's Eurovision book.
Glad to see someone else is going to go down with us.

[Geoffrey S]

Dear god no.

:balloon2:
Non stop non stop
yo we rocken non stop
Non stop non stop
yo we rocken non stop
Non stop non stop
yo we rocken non stop
Doe je petje omlaag en je capuchon op
:help:

[Stig]

Shall I kill you now Geoffrey or shall I allow the angry mob to do it?


Nah the Eurovision Song Contest is a joke. I mean all the songs that take part are jokes (not to speak of Lordi). None of the songs never do well in the listings, so why do you send them?
-Because it's the best we can send.
Then why does it still exist?
-Because 50% of the population is stupid enough to watch it.


If I want to see music on TV I'll watch Queen Live at Wembley on DVD

[Dutch_guy]

Shall I kill you now Geoffrey or shall I allow the angry mob to do it?


Well, don't know about you, but I'm voting angry mob ! :computer:


----

Seriously, Stig's question...


[...]why does it still exist?

...pretty much sums up my view on the matter. I really can't fathom people watching, and even enjoying this 'festival'.


:balloon2:

[Andres]

...pretty much sums up my view on the matter. I really can't fathom people watching, and even enjoying this 'festival'.


:balloon2:

"Enjoying" is not the word.

Sometimes it can be very satisfying to spend an evening getting irritated and ridiculising those "artists" who are appearing on your television screen.

It's also an ideal occasion to organise a "throw your socks at the television screen"-contest...

It's great fun, and even more so if combined with huge amounts of alcohol :2thumbsup: ~:cheers:

[Quid]

What's all this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0) about then? Can't say I am not a little disappointed; this entry is far too good and humourless.

Quid

[Husar]

That's about the worst I've ever seen from DJ Bobo.:dizzy2:
And I read that some people in Switzerland complained and didn't want that song to represent their country.:2thumbsup:

[Stig]

What's all this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0) about then? Can't say I am not a little disappointed; this entry is far too good and humourless.

Quid

OMG that's bad bad bad, that they even dare to send in that song


It's great fun, and even more so if combined with huge amounts of alcohol
Tried that last year, didn't work ... problem is that most of the time there's nothing else on the TV

It's worse then Kinderen voor Kinderen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_lU2RA9Ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VqqLWWKth0



Dances round the room
"Op een onbewoond Eiland!!!"



Right kill me

[Andres]

Dances round the room
"Op een onbewoond Eiland!!!"



Right kill me

This thread should be locked asap, before stars like Bart Kaël (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDnOl-2B-SM), Willy Sommers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GfK-d8dQ_8) or Paul Severs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acSxb5TFUkg) start popping up...

[Stig]

Ha, we didn't even mention BZN (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxpJsMsjBM)

[Andres]

Or Sanne en Erik Van Neygen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBCdq7BsSc)...

:wall:

Indeed Ladies and Gentlemen,

You are being introduced to Belgiums' and Hollands' finest artists :laugh4:

[Stig]

Jannes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=casTtQjJ-HE)
Jantje Smit (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jboXpup2Qk)
Marco Borsato (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEYH2SMo3O0)
De Toppers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inmUvQ5sbHc)
Gerard Joling (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b92dx2zM3R4&mode=related&search=)

Yes, as Andres said, this is what we who speak Dutch are proud of

[doc_bean]

damn, I can't get a sound out of my PC right now...


Love the comments below 'veel te mooi' though :laugh4:

[CBR]

Transvestites for the win! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONk4SQmZ-kQ


CBR

[Geoffrey S]

Or how about Raggende Mannen - Poep in je hoofd?

[Stig]

Or how about Raggende Mannen - Poep in je hoofd?
You really want to die, don't you?


Or our very own favorite politician *cough* Hilbrand Nawijn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2hGzR63I0), from the TV program "So you wanna be a popstar"

And someone from the same program who can actually sing, tho no-one expected it Eric Hulzebosch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYI9i00eYrY) and again (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUd3cfGYkRs). The good thing is that he speaks with one of the worst accents in Holland (mine), and when he sings you hear nothing of it.

[Quid]

That's about the worst I've ever seen from DJ Bobo.:dizzy2:
And I read that some people in Switzerland complained and didn't want that song to represent their country.:2thumbsup:

Hell, I don't want anybody to represent my country in the Eurovision. I just want to laugh at all the others...

Quid

[Adrian II]

Right kill meRight, so I will because..

*Shoots Stig. Shoots him again. And again, just to make sure*

.. there is only so much garbage..

*Pops Geoffrey (headshot!)*

.. that a guy can bear!

*Blows AndresTheCunning's brains out*

[Geoffrey S]

https://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6973/klompenvincentlu5.jpg
*dies*