A story only the Backroomers could love- Keith Richards!!

[Devastatin Dave]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9AFO01&show_article=1
Man, wow, just wow. Not much to say from me, please comment with your best "one liners"!!!:laugh4:

[Adrian II]

I love a sniff of scandal! :laugh4:

[Lemur]

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Just ... wow ...

[Ser Clegane]

I think I'm gonna tell my dad that I plan to snort him when he dies ... that should motivate him to outlive me :inquisitive:

[Devastatin Dave]

Anyone enlarge the pic of Keith? He looks like this old lady that use to chase me and my buddys out of her yard when we were kids waving a broom.:laugh4:

[Ser Clegane]

Anyone enlarge the pic of Keith?
That picture alone should be enough to discourage "young musicians from emulating" him...

[Martok]

Wow. Words simply fail me on this one. That's just way messed up.... :inquisitive:


I think I'm gonna tell my dad that I plan to snort him when he dies ... that should motivate him to outlive me :inquisitive:
:laugh4:

[Soulforged]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9AFO01&show_article=1
Man, wow, just wow. Not much to say from me, please comment with your best "one liners"!!!:laugh4:
And the Lord sayeth this is my body that I give to thou so thou can snort it... :bow:

[Gregoshi]

1) After snorting dad, Keith had this strange desire to join the Grateful Dead.

2) Keith just wanted to say "high dad" one last time.

3) Having difficulty in dealing with his dad's death, Keith remembered that "things go better with Coke".

4) Keith now nose his dad is dead.

5) Keith, he said your dad is a "stiff", not a "sniff".

6) Maybe Keith figured if he got high enough, he'd make sure his dad got to heaven.

[Devastatin Dave]

1) After snorting dad, Keith had this strange desire to join the Grateful Dead.

2) Keith just wanted to say "high dad" one last time.

3) Having difficulty in dealing with his dad's death, Keith remembered that "things go better with Coke".

4) Keith now nose his dad is dead.

5) Keith, he said your dad is a "stiff", not a "sniff".

6) Maybe Keith figured if he got high enough, he'd make sure his dad got to heaven.
You have won the "one-liner" contest by doing 6 "lines"!!! Congrats!!!:laugh4:

[IrishArmenian]

I think I'm gonna tell my dad that I plan to snort him when he dies ... that should motivate him to outlive me :inquisitive:
If my father wanted to outlive me, he'd attack me while I slept*.

*He actually has done this.

[Csargo]

Wow.....

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I don't know, maybe he thought it was a way to keep his father with him.

Oh who am I kidding, not even I can justify this.:laugh4: :laugh4:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Eat your heart out, Pete Doherty.

[TB666]

Sorry guys but it's fake
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1556258/20070403/rolling_stones.jhtml

[Lemur]

Fake or not, it's fair to suppose that this man has dined on human flesh.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/keith-richards.jpg

[Gregoshi]

So Keith treated his dad like sh...er, fertilizer. Interesting.

[Devastatin Dave]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/keith-richards.jpg

We eats it my Precious...:beam:

[Csargo]

That's freakin me out, MAN.

[Whacker]

I still can't believe he's alive and kicking. The Stones will be touring as skeletons eventually. Oh wait...

[Gregoshi]

:skull: Zombies look healthier than he does.

[Del Arroyo]

"I would only do cocaine at this point if I wanted to commit suicide"?? Yeah right, tell all the kiddies don't do drugs stay in school... the clarification lacks some credibility for me... although I certainly hope he didn't snort his dad.

[monkian]

Hats off to the man who gave up drugs because

'They dont make them strong enough anymore'

:2thumbsup:

[Lemur]

Apparently Disney doesn't feel that Richards' comment about snorting his dad is compatible with their family-friendly products. No Pirates promo time for you, sir! (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-richards5apr05,1,2133187.story)


As a result of Richards' remark, which was later discounted by his representatives as just a joke, it is likely that the rocker's appearances on the red carpet in support of the film will be curtailed.

"Keith won't be doing a lot of publicity for this movie," Rice added.

[Gregoshi]

Disney drew the line on this one...ironic too because Keith was just being family-friendly.

The old "I was joking" trick. ~:rolleyes:

[_Martyr_]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... mixed with some Charlie, what a rush! :whip:

[Devastatin Dave]

Hey Martyr!!! Good one..:laugh4:

[Hosakawa Tito]

Too bad Jeffery Dahmer's dead, they could collaborate on a recipe book...