Boy, I hope I don't get outed as the ghost of Steve McQueen

[English assassin]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6551897.stm


Film star Halle Berry has revealed she anonymously joined internet chatrooms to escape her famous persona.

"I have gone online before in search of anonymity and an attempt to leave celebrity out of it and just have a normal chat," the actress told the BBC.

But it seems she hasn't QUITE got the hang of being "anonymous"


"When I decided to say: 'Oh by the way, the person you've been chatting with for a week is me, Halle Berry,' they thought I was just some kook

I'm not holding my breath that we have incognito sex goddesses amongst us, but it IS an incentive to mind your manners a bit...

[Ronin]

*should I tell them that I am really George Clooney?.....uhm....better not*

[Odin]

To be honest, you never know who is on the otherside of the screen.

For all you know I could be an ex CIA operative, completed Army ranger training and have served in Panama, and the 1st gulf war.

I could also be a fairly successful author on the future of the U.S. military being predicated soely on the ability of special operations forces.

Or I could be just some guy on the web.

Who knows, maybe the next person who responds to this is a Royal.

anyone want to come clean?

[drone]

I'm Dubya, and I know what you guys have been saying about me. ~:mecry:

[Husar]

Scary, just imagine I were some german student who has a lot of free time and who is so boring that, ok, let's stop before it gets depressing. ~;)

[Adrian II]

Anyone want to come clean?I am Halle Berry's worst nightmare: I'm for real.

[Odin]

I am Halle Berry's worst nightmare: I'm for real.

Thank you Adrian II, having you finally confirm that you are infact some form of a nightmare might induce me to finally wake...

[Blodrast]

I'm Dubya, and I know what you guys have been saying about me. ~:mecry:

With your correct spelling, punctuation, and coherent thoughts ? :laugh4: Yeah, right.

[drone]

With your correct spelling, punctuation, and coherent thoughts ? :laugh4: Yeah, right.
Rove edits my posts before I hit "submit". Couldn't do it without Turd Blossom.

[Vladimir]

My last name is Putin.

[Whacker]

I'm Dubya, and I know what you guys have been saying about me. ~:mecry:

Blodrast may be right, I propose a test.

Spell "nukuler".

:balloon2:

Edit - \/ \/ \/ \/ Well @#$@#%* guys, it looks like Dubya is an Orgah after all.

[drone]

Blodrast may be right, I propose a test.

Spell "nukuler".

:balloon2:
I - R - A - N

~D

[Rodion Romanovich]

I'm Spartacus! :charge: :charge: :charge:

[Lemur]

The person you know as "Lemur" is really a joint account used by both of the Olsen twins. Now you know.

[Blodrast]

I - R - A - N

~D

ROFL!
Whacker, I wouldn't mess with him anymore, 'cause I'm pretty sure that we'll end up with one of the mods appearing and shooting us in the face...~;)

[Whacker]

The person you know as "Lemur" is really a joint account used by both of the Olsen twins. Now you know.

Blatant lies. We all know this account was subverted by Lemur v2.0 and Lemur v2.1 some time ago. Must say the quality of posting as much improved. :yes:

@ Blodrast - That or we'll end up in drone's list of future vacationers at Guantanamo Bay.

:balloon2:

[drone]

Thank you, and God bless 'merica. :unitedstates:

[Csargo]

I'm Spartacus! :charge: :charge: :charge:

No, I'm Spartacus.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I actually am a giant, sentient rabbit, bent on eventual world domination for the great rabbit species.

But right now I'm going to go hunt some coyotes. :rifle:

Crazed Rabbit

[Hosakawa Tito]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/200px-Harvey_DVD_cover.jpg
Harvey? Is that you?

[Husar]

My last name is Putin.
That would be soo cool, Vladi!:2thumbsup:

Unfortunately, I know it's not true.:shame:

[Banquo's Ghost]

I wake up to discover Crazed Rabbit is Harvey and the Olsen twins are poll-smoking moderates.

It's going to be a long and surreal weekend.

*goes to lie down in a darkened room*

[KukriKhan]

Next week's hard-copy edition of Esquire magazine sports a tantalizing black-and-white photo of Ms. Barry on the cover, with the headline:

"If You Had Halle Berry For 2 Days, What Would You Do?"

My co-workers debated this question for some minutes before putting the question to me. Knowing that Mrs. Kukri works about 20 feet away (out of sight, but not earshot), I said:

"What any other man should do... politely show her the kitchen and laundry room, and thank her for giving your poor, overworked wife some time off."

Medium hilarity ensued among 'de boyz', but I was a huge hit at home. :yes:

Oh, and I'm Sean Connery, BTW.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Harvey? Is that you?

He's actually my second cousin. One of those accursed 'moderates' who want to work with humanity, not rule it! Bah!

Crazed Rabbit