How do you want to die?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Poll coming in a bit.

[Devastatin Dave]

Saying something witty before getting capped by the jealous husband, NOW that's something worth dieing for....:laugh4:

[Csargo]

I voted all of the above. I'de really like to go out saying something witty like IN MY PANTS or THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

[CountArach]

lol, when I first saw it I thought it said, "How much to you want to die?" - Sasaki isn't emo is he?

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Not really any of those, for me it would me more at a posh dinner party eating fine dishes and then chocking on a stone from an olive or something like that. It sounds a little painful or traumatising, yet I would like my last moments to be something memorable, something which involves all of the good things in life.

[Stig]

I miss:
"dieing of cancer like the rest of us"

[Csargo]

Not really any of those, for me it would me more at a posh dinner party eating fine dishes and then chocking on a stone from an olive or something like that. It sounds a little painful or traumatising, yet I would like my last moments to be something memorable, something which involves all of the good things in life.

Killed by an olive, scary...

[mightilyoats]

In fact, miss Jansen can crush me in any way she likes...

[pevergreen]

Well..
Chopped to pieces by axes on a pile of enemy corpses.... because that would be one of my dreams.. Charging into millions of enemies just yelling "For Sparta!"

In your sleep - painless, i hate pain

Self Immolation - depends, am i making someone feel bad by doing it?

Saying something witty - i just say witty things normally

Other (state in post) - killed by the one i love

Other (state in post) - massive orgy. Die from over-stimulation.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

In my sleep with Miss Jansen, mumbling something witty. All of which is quite selfless, you know. :sweatdrop:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Suicide bombing a large well-known building when it's empty.

Tasteless, i know, but i figure that if i'm going to die, i should die in a way that earns me my well deserved 15 minutes of fame.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Getting shot by my best friend at precisely the moment that I realise he's betrayed me and is actually an impossibly evil villain, but surviving for just long enough to distract him momentarily so his deadly plan can be thwarted.

[Hepcat]

Either in a plane crash, playing trumpet or at a concert or somewhere crowded.

And it HAS to be somewhere foreign, I don't want to die in NZ. I'm not too fussed about where it could be. But I want to have seen or be seeing the world when I conk out, however that may be.

[Hosakawa Tito]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/2791011510032786982dhIUbm_ph.jpg

[Gregoshi]

This is a heavy topic for the Frontroom.

I haven't given it much thought other than I don't want it to be a slow death over months or weeks like two of my grandparents, a friend and now my wife's grandfather.

But since the question is asked, I supposed that in order to keep in character with my life, I like my death to have something incredibly funny about it (but not embarassingly so). Something funny enough that family and friends at the funeral couldn't help but break out in laughter everytime they thought about my demise. I imagine a eulogy delivered haltingly because the speaker couldn't keep a straight face. I don't know if, from an emotional standpoint, that would be a healthy thing for those I'd have left behind, but I would like to think it would be.

[Ronin]

I don´t care how I die....I just don´t want to be there when it happens.....

ok...so If I have to pick one...the goldeneye thing.....except i´d pick some other girl.

[Mithrandir]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/2791011510032786982dhIUbm_ph.jpg

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[drone]

Noble/selfless act, but the chances of self-immolation are high. Fireworks are fun!

2000 posts! :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[Don Corleone]

I like the idea of a noble, selfless act, like diving in front of a bus to push a straying toddler out of the way. Otherwise, can I vote "I'd simply rather not?" :laugh4:

[Bijo]

I don't intend to die :|


But if it happens it'll have to be with a bang. A TRUE MAN'S DEATH. A bullet in the chest or belly while in war as you lie there down bleeding to death (or dead very fast) but it'll have to be after having been in war for a long long damn long time, grown in rank and have achieved great victories in the field. A noble -- and even "glorious" death while defending a place with your men outnumbered, where you fight vehemently and heroically. Ahh :beam: lol.

Or a vehicle crash of some kind where you are instantly dead.


Poll coming in a bit.
Why are you setting this poll? :inquisitive:

Don't tell me you're about to die or something like that.

[Orb]

I like the idea of a noble, selfless act, like diving in front of a bus to push a straying toddler out of the way. Otherwise, can I vote "I'd simply rather not?"

I was going to push a straying officer into the way :gcevil:.

So, Noble Selfless death for me

[edyzmedieval]

At 120 years old, with 5 billion cash in my pocket, and 5 with supermodels in my bed.

And nobody gets my fortune. I'm going to hide it from everyone.

[Andres]

I don't want to die :bigcry:

[edyzmedieval]

I don't want to die :bigcry:

You are asking God too much even for him.

[Whacker]

As morbid as this is, I'm still convinced that mankind is going to kill itself off through nuclear warfare in the future.

As such, I've always wondered what it'd be like to reach 10 million degrees in less than a fraction of a second....

:balloon2:

[pevergreen]

This is a heavy topic for the Frontroom.

I haven't given it much thought other than I don't want it to be a slow death over months or weeks like two of my grandparents, a friend and now my wife's grandfather.

But since the question is asked, I supposed that in order to keep in character with my life, I like my death to have something incredibly funny about it (but not embarassingly so). Something funny enough that family and friends at the funeral couldn't help but break out in laughter everytime they thought about my demise. I imagine a eulogy delivered haltingly because the speaker couldn't keep a straight face. I don't know if, from an emotional standpoint, that would be a healthy thing for those I'd have left behind, but I would like to think it would be.

You should get cremated, and have a speaker in the coffin saying

"AGGH! LET ME OUT!! IT BURNS!!!!!! AGGH....."

[Snite]

Call me crazy, but I swear I've actually seen a vision of my death:

I'm a POW in North Korea during a prison break. I'm by myself when I see the main body of escapists about to be intercepted by some guards and cut down in a hail of gunfire. I lay down suppressive fire on the guards which enables to main body to actually escape! Unfortuneatly, I'm the only person they have left to shoot at and I'm hit in myside and fall against something wooden at my back. As I'm laying there in anguish I feel the barrel of a pistol pushed against the back of my head.

There is the sound of the hammer being pulled back.

I think it will only come true so long as I maintain the Army as my career. As of right now I don't intend to get out.


All I want is
Peace, and One Love,
Snite

[Cowhead418]

I wish I could stay a little while longer after my death to see the impact of it. That would be awesome. Stupid laws of the universe...:wall:

[Veho Nex]

Head implosion, knife fight, sexual exhaustion, failed attempt at robbing pet store. struck by quasar, spontaneous combustion, and being so infinitely smart that you discover how your own mind works and become stuck in a paradox due to understanding how you think about how you think. But probably the best one is getting in a suit of armor, jumping out of a plane, then crashing through Wall Street, destroying billions in stock.

[master of the puppets]

i had a nice combination of choices...

the shot in the back thing with the axes on the enemies while doing a selfless act.

I'd be like king Leonidas except i had slept with all of Xerxes's wives and concibunes.:deal2:

but seriously i think the spartans at Thermopylae died in the best way.

[Gregoshi]

Actually right now I'm in the "I don't want to die" crowd. I always want to see what tomorrow brings - both personally and current events. My curiosity for what lays ahead sustains me. I'm sure someday my curiosity will turn to dread when I realize tomorrow will only be another day of someone having to feed me and I have to poop in a bedpan again. Only then, with my body functions failing left and right, I may be willing to fold my hand.

[Whacker]

This is a bit of a heavy topic.

I do share your sentiments Gregoshi, personally I am terrified of death and the thought of dying. Not entirely sure why though, seeing how I (and everyone else for that matter) have absolutely no way of knowing what happens. I do not believe in the concept of a soul, or the idea of an afterlife, though I very much want to. The idea of spending an "eternity" in happiness with my family, friends, and pets sounds great, but I just haven't seen anything to make me believe there is such an existence, or even a god or god(s) for that matter. There might be, might not be. Maybe there is a "heaven" and "hell". Maybe I haven't lived up to some arbitrary code or set of standards to warrant my soul's entry to this "heaven". I honestly don't worry about it though, the only time it ever affects me is when I see and hear about death that hits close to home, or perhaps get to thinking about people (and pets) that have passed on and knowing I may truly never see them again.

[Csargo]

No one else wants to die in a wood chipper? WUSSAY!!

[ajaxfetish]

'When I go, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did . . . and not screaming, like the passengers who were in his car.'

Ajax

[Somebody Else]

I don't want to die.

So far, so good...

[Ignoramus]

Normally, I would have preferred to die in battle. However, as warfare is not what it used to be(as in there are no longer any set battles), I really am unsure. But then again, I cannot change the way or time I die, so I'm not going to worry about it.

[Beirut]

No one else wants to die in a wood chipper? WUSSAY!!

No, been there done that (almost). It hurts.

I'd like to go standing on a huge box of C4 at the top of a mountain on a clear day with Beethoven's 9th thundering through valleys.

Ashes to ashes. Smithereens to smithereens.

[naut]

Doing something selfless would be awesome. But that's just me.

[ShadeHonestus]

Other: The most popular choice by level headed and well schooled youth in the age of multiculturalism. 70 virgins baby!

Only problem is that I keep walking around asking people if they are the infidel and they all say no...quite problematic indeed.

[Shahed]

LMAO Honestus ! You are the INFEEDEEEEL !!! LOL !!

I'm not sure I'm afraid of death.

Have faced it before and yes I was afraid I guess. That fear was emotive though, not rational. Sweat, increased heart rate, blood rush, increased breathing, andrenaline, aggression. Animal instincts to deal with the situation at hand. I'm not sure it was fear though, because I was suprememely confident, and not nervous or you know... freaked.

I accept it as a fact of life, nothing much to it really.

I'd like to die in Hawaii, on the balcony of my condo looking over the Pacific Ocean. Sipping a nice Scotch, preferably a Talisker or a Lagavulin. Smoking a nice cigarette, preferably a Gitanes or a Lucky Strike.

I would be happy if no one grieved me and they were glad I lived the life I did. I would like when I die that all I knew were happy that I lived the life I did, to it's natural conclusion, and they celebrated at my death. Don't get it wrong, hope you understand what I mean.

In another era (M2:TW, STW etc) I'd like to have died in battle, or was I soldier today (Iraq, Afghanistan) I would like the same, to die in battle, of course. Preferably while inflicting the maximum amount of damage to the enemy !!! or protecting my own.

[Somebody Else]

I could, of course, say something that would probably get me insta-gibbed. So I won't.

[Togakure]

Laughing. :laugh4:

[edyzmedieval]

Laughing. :laugh4:

Clearly an option. :laugh4:

[Gregoshi]

Laughing. :laugh4:

Hang around me Masamune. If I get my wish, you might get yours. :laugh4:

[Subedei]

I just don´t wanna be buried in a pet cemetery....:thrasher:

[Whacker]

Hang around me Masamune. If I get my wish, you might get yours. :laugh4:

Indeed. Some of your puns have been so bad they've made me want to strangle you through my computer screen!

Just kidding mate. The .org would be a worse place without you and your awesome sense of humor.

[AntiochusIII]

Indeed. Some of your puns have been so bad they've made me want to strangle you through my computer screen!Ugh. Old fashioned. :beam:

Me? Well, I shouldn't answer. It's extremely tempting to be a total jerk and ruin a good thread with really dark humor using references to certain famous events...

So I guess I'll live on...and transfer my consciousness to the Internet like in Ghost in the Shell or something. Porn Forever.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

During the noble and selfless act of sleep, while saying something extremely witty to those cute baby animals in my dreams.


:weirdthread:

[LegioScythia]

The death of a warrior, die during the battle while fighting to the death and killings hundreds of my enemies before finally being killed by a rain of arrows . Probably the best death, you might be even remembered as a hero.

[Dutch_guy]

The death of a warrior, die during the battle while fighting to the death and killings hundreds of my enemies before finally being killed by a rain of arrows . Probably the best death, you might be even remembered as a hero.

You might even make it into a movie.

:balloon2:

[edyzmedieval]

The death of a warrior, die during the battle while fighting to the death and killings hundreds of my enemies before finally being killed by a rain of arrows . Probably the best death, you might be even remembered as a hero.

Braveheart spoilsport! :laugh4:

[Conradus]

Prefereably I would like to die in my sleep, with Famke Janssen next to me but during a selfless/noble act would be great too. Nothing that makes me suffer too long.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

perhaps die ill but i hope its painless cause i really want the Last Rites before i die.

[Boyar Son]

What nobody wants to be crushed by a bunch of naked supermodels?

[Bijo]

What nobody wants to be crushed by a bunch of naked supermodels?
I hope you're talking about FEMALE supermodels :saint:

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I voted noble selfless act + Axes and pile of corpses OR in my sleep.

Why those two? Well if I get married and have children I'd like to see my grandchildren. However, if I never marry I want to die young, full of life and I want to FACE death and spit in his eye.

My ideal martial death involves me wearing a lot of armour and charging into the massed enemy ranks on a white stallion, laying about me with lance and sword.

[Boyar Son]

I hope you're talking about FEMALE supermodels :saint:

Of course!!!!!!!

[The Spartan (Returns)]

all of these custom deaths are laughable.

are you talking about supermodels as in super-fat models?

[Vladimir]

Smothered by labia.

[Boyar Son]

all of these custom deaths are laughable.

are you talking about supermodels as in super-fat models?

Noo! super hot-sex(y) (redundent but needed) model between the ages of 18-26 (all naked) !!!!!!!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Noo! super hot-sex(y) (redundent but needed) model between the ages of 18-26 (all naked) !!!!!!!

I don't think there are that many male super models.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Smothered by labia.

:help:

[Kuni]

I don't think there are that many male super models.

that's right, we are a rare breed. ~:wacko:

for some reason, I missed the Famke Jansen thighs option. That would've been just as sweet as saying something witty, but a little less preferable than dying as an octogenarian casanova, though just as welcome.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Ajaxfetish - when you're trying to quietly use the internet on a psp at 1 in the morning without your parents finding out, that is the last thing you need to read!

Haven't laughed so hard in ages!

[Boyar Son]

Ok, female models (obviously)

[The Spartan (Returns)]

just regular female models? sheesh where's your taste?

[LeftEyeNine]

Why Do You Hate Boredom ?

[Boyar Son]

just regular female models? sheesh where's your taste?


GGGGGRRRRR!!!!

Teh hawt female models, unless you mean...

[Bijo]

lol. Oh brother :sweatdrop:

[Shahed]

Call me crazy, but I swear I've actually seen a vision of my death:

I'm a POW in North Korea during a prison break. I'm by myself when I see the main body of escapists about to be intercepted by some guards and cut down in a hail of gunfire. I lay down suppressive fire on the guards which enables to main body to actually escape! Unfortuneatly, I'm the only person they have left to shoot at and I'm hit in myside and fall against something wooden at my back. As I'm laying there in anguish I feel the barrel of a pistol pushed against the back of my head.

There is the sound of the hammer being pulled back.

I think it will only come true so long as I maintain the Army as my career. As of right now I don't intend to get out.


All I want is
Peace, and One Love,
Snite

HOOAAH !!!

[HoreTore]

Jumping out of a plane at 10.000 foot(or something) without a parachute.

Imagine the thrill!

[Vladimir]

Jumping out of a plane at 10.000 foot(or something) without a parachute.

Imagine the thrill!

Imagine accidentally surviving

[Sirex1]

Breast smotherd.

[RobN]

Snake bite at age 95.

[The Stranger]

only if it were beirut axes

[Samurai Waki]

Having a Stinger Missile 'Accidentally' hitting the plane I'm in, crashing to the ground in a swirl of Broken Metal, and the screams of death and agony. Getting out of the plane, to the amazement that I'm only one who survived. Unfortunately, I've been shot down over Tehran... taken prisoner for 15 months, and released in a Prisoner Swap deal. Board a boat this time... making it home in one piece, take a Taxi to my house, where I'm about to greet my wife with open arms. She waving at me, as I cross the street... no wait... she's not waving... she's yelling at me to look out... I turn my head, and get hit by a bus... Full of Family Members and Friends coming over to see me.

[The Stranger]

:laugh4:

[Gregoshi]

:laugh4: :laugh4: Brilliant Wakizashi! :laugh4: :laugh4:

[macsen rufus]

Don't really care how, so long as I'm not there when it happens :laugh4: