Bad Emo Poetry (and other fun things)

[DemonArchangel]

Poem #1: Self Harm

i cut myself,
bcuz i want attn.
bcuz, i'm whiny
bcuz i'm petty
n jealous, even
tho, daddy's rich
and I drive a nice car
but i'm not pretty enough
an' not enough ppl
luv me.
y doesn't the world revolve around me?
so i drag the razr across my
wrist
bcuz i want attn.
n bcuz Linkin Park sez it's cool
Life is Pain.

[Julian the apostate]

ironic but if you want to make fun of them thats fair but i'm not sure if i'd call it emo poetry because i think they atleast veil if not ignore most of the negatives of the self. but i guess even i guess i'll end this with one line and anyone can add another.
yay bad couplets

I sit drenched and broken in the rain...

(sweet it matches with your last line)