Imadinnerjacket indecent!

[InsaneApache]

The President of Iran has been accused of indecency after he publicly kissed an elderly woman who used to be his school teacher.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was photographed and filmed by state media stooping to kiss the woman’s hand and then clasping her arms in an embrace, at a ceremony yesterday in honour of Iranian teachers’ day.

According to sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article1735969.ece

Now where on Earth did I mislay that fatwa? :whip: :laugh4:

[Don Corleone]

The poor woman. Don't most Sharia codes place the onus on her? She's going to get 50 lashes in the town square cause old AJ couldn't keep his paws to himself.

[Vladimir]

Oh this is great. Some young creative genious at State could have fun with this! :2thumbsup:

[Banquo's Ghost]

I find it most amusing that the quotes from the hardline conservative newspaper "Hezbollah" (no relation) could have been lifted verbatim from the Daily Mail.

"End of civilisation...harrumph...young people today...snort...what's the world coming to..."

:laugh4:

[Husar]

That's outrageous!
Because, well, ehm, I mean, ehh, he..........I mean, physical contact! what if they somehow exchanged an STD?:help:

[Hepcat]

According to sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.
:laugh4: That made me laugh.
Somehow I don't think this could quite be right. How do we get baby Muslims? A long discussion on the matter?

Unless ..... eww!

[Adrian II]

Lol !!! Teh scandal. :balloon2:

[Geoffrey S]

Kudos for the title. Good show. :2thumbsup:

[Gregoshi]

I'm sure the US would be willing to offer up something for Ahmadinejad to kiss... :kiss:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

In a similar sort of story, hasn't an Indian judge issued a warrant for Richard Gere's arrest after he kissed that Bollywood actress at an awards ceremony?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

In a similar sort of story, hasn't an Indian judge issued a warrant for Richard Gere's arrest after he kissed that Bollywood actress at an awards ceremony?

He kissed an actress? Without a contract for a film? Hard to believe.

Now, if you had said he'd put a smack on the Dalai Llama.....

[KukriKhan]

But, but, but...

He never touched her skin, right? He kissed and grasped cotton - only incidentally presented by his old teacher.

I'm convinced that his love of honest cotton, and respect for Iranian technology, which produces not only such loom wonders, but also nuclear capabilities, moved him inexorably to such a display.

Such an emotional guy.

Yeah. 'at's da ticket.

[Ronin]

today a kiss on a glove....tomorrow it will be hard core porn acted out on the streets!!!!
this is a slippery sloap people! :laugh4:

[Gregoshi]

He's Hot for Teacher (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU).