The birdman of Portlaoise

[Tribesman]

OK , you expect smuggled drugs , at a stretch you can understand mobile phones getting in , the flat screen TVs , DVD players and laptops are going to take a lot more explaining ...but explain thishttp://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/story.asp?j=93251606&p=93z5y9x7&n=93252002&x=......to update , they have now found two of them .

[Grey_Fox]

Internally in her body?

Well, I suppose some people like having a tweetybird around.

[Hosakawa Tito]

I would be willing to bet that some of those phones belong to staff, and were misplaced or stolen (considered a major breach of security and you'd lose your job where I work). Getting drugs in jail isn't much more difficult than on the street, just a bit more expensive. As for the other item.... a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. beat ya to it Greg.

[Don Corleone]

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Never mind, don't need the warning points.

[Gregoshi]

Internally in her body?
In her middle finger of course.

[Banquo's Ghost]

That'll get him brought before the beak.

[Fisherking]

No! I can see the other things being smuggled in that way but the bird had to be able to breath...so how did it get in internally.

[discovery1]

Easy, smuggle them in before they hatch.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Easy, smuggle them in before they hatch.

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