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[Wavesword]

Opportunity to show your wit: What new messages would you like the commentators to say as your taisho dies/ flees, and what new events should be triggers- e.g. castle walls breached

[Papewaio]

Quote Originally posted by Wavesword:
Opportunity to show your wit: What new messages would you like the commentators to say as your taisho dies/ flees, and what new events should be triggers- e.g. castle walls breached [/QUOTE]

When you take a castle;
Sire, we have breached the walls now for the women.

When your castle is being sacked;
Sire, your castle is about to be sacked, but we have already sacked all the virgins so the enemy will gain nothing.

When you retreat;
Sire, you are showing great intelligence in forgoing tactical matters, to attend to strategic matters in another province.

When one of your generals retreat;
Sire, your general lacks faith in the one true god.

When the general dies in retreat;
Sire, your general has decided to be true to his faith.

When the general dies in battle;
Sire, your general has become a martyr for our cause.

Followed briefly by;
Sire, it seems most of your men are abandoning the field to tell you of the joyous news.

[oZoNeLaYeR]

very nice pape, i love it http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by oZoNeLaYeR (edited 05-17-2002).]

[Khan7]

When an enemy King dies in battle.. cut to munchkins..

*DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD THE WITCH IS DEAD THE WITCH IS DEAD DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEEEEAD*

ok, now that I have scared you all sufficiently, goodnight.

Matt

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[Hirosito]

When fleeing:

Sire where art thou courage?

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O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
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