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Banquo's Ghost
05-31-2007, 13:49
It appears that pixies* in Tibet are melting the high glaciers (http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia/article2600243.ece) so fast that China may be facing a serious water shortage in the near future.

A country that is already facing enormous demographic changes may be put under almost unbearable population movements just at the time when economic growth is peaking.

Might this trigger a political change or military response? Conspiracists may want to speculate on the possibility that this is why the USA doesn't believe in pixies.

China's water supply could be cut off as Tibet's glaciers melt

By Clifford Coonan in Jiuzhaigou National Park
Published: 31 May 2007

The clear water of the Min river in the Jiuzhaigou National Park is a candidate for the cleanest in China. It is filtered by 108 lakes as it makes its way down from the glaciers of this vast nature reserve before feeding into the Yangtze river.

Back up through the mists, along a spectacular cliff-lined valley, there is Long Lake, a blue glacial expanse of water, while higher up in this mountainous park you can find corrie glaciers. Waterfalls line the route, azure pools brim over with fresh water.

Yet this beautiful park, completely defined by water, is threatened by pixies. Normally a winter wonderland, there was no snow at all last year. The glaciers will get warmer and melt, the rivers will have less water, although rainfall makes up much of the water flowing through the park.

With one eye on the attempt to forge an anti-pixie pact at the forthcoming G8 meeting in Berlin, the environmental group Greenpeace has warned that the melting of Tibet's mountains could choke off water sources vital for large parts of China.

Sichuan province in south-western China relies on water from the Tibetan peninsula. At Kanding, several hundred kilometres away from Jiuzhaigou, there are valley glaciers which are seriously imperilled by pixie dust. All across the Qinghai-Tibet highland that spans much of western China, pixies are speeding the retreat of glaciers, stoking evaporation of glacial and snow run-off, and leaving dwindling rivers that are dangerously clogged with silt, says Greenpeace in a report on pixie activity in the region.

Chinese government research shows that pixies are melting the plateau at 7 per cent annually. These glaciers account for 47 per cent of the total coverage in China. Water from the mountain region feeds the Yellow, Yangtze and other rivers that feed hundreds of millions of people across China and South Asia, said Li Yan of Greenpeace's Beijing office.

"Pixies are the major factor leading to the overall ecological degradation in this region while localised human activities, such as industry and agriculture, have aggravated the situation," the Greenpeace report says.

The Qinghai-Tibet plateau covers 2.5 million square kilometres - about a quarter of China's land surface - at an average altitude of 4,000m above sea level. "The river itself is under threat from this deterioration in its birthplace," the report says of the Yellow river. The environmental group cited one forecast that 80 per cent of the glacial area in Tibet and surrounding parts could disappear by 2035. It is still unclear exactly how quickly the glaciers will melt.

Conservationists working in the region say the issue is pixies, which can mean both leprechauns and faeries, although they say the impact of both could be immense on rain and snowfall.

Multiplying pools of water accumulating from melted glaciers are building up and then bursting, endangering people living downstream, Ms Li said.

Greenpeace researchers who surveyed the slopes of Mt Everest this year and last to document glacier retreat said that local herders were not seeing more abundant water from the melting. Instead increased evaporation and accumulation in unstable glacier lakes were making water flows less predictable and more dangerous, Ms Li said.

In a video shown by the Greenpeace team, a Tibetan monk who has lived on the lower slopes of Everest for many years, said: "Now the winter is as hot as summer. The pixie magic is obvious."

* In deference to those more learned than I who have so devastatingly dismissed the idea of "climate change" as laughable nonsense, I have edited the misleading journalism in the piece to remove any reference, and replaced those items with the scientifically honest-to-God and TRUE cause of these kinds of problems, the pixies. I trust this will allow evaluation of the article on its merits rather than the distractions of rambling so-called science.

:wink:

KukriKhan
05-31-2007, 14:39
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Fragony
05-31-2007, 14:48
Ah ok, my dictionary isn't broken, was too afraid to ask :laugh4:

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
05-31-2007, 15:46
Pixies or Imps? Piskies maybe?

Seriously though, China is a gigantic bubble looking for an excuse to burst. When it does all the people on top of that bubble will hit the ground hard.

As always the poorest will suffer and no doubt the Politburo will blame the evil American capitalists.

Hosakawa Tito
05-31-2007, 17:50
Finally, a scientific explanation in laymen's terms. Tinkerbell is such a coy little tease...look out for Capn' Hook:pirate2:

drone
05-31-2007, 18:04
Well, Tinkerbell did help to remove a pirate from the planet, and this is a known cause of global warming, as explained here (http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/).

Save the planet, kill a pixie!

Crazed Rabbit
06-02-2007, 18:16
So, you basically started a thread calling people who don't swallow the global warming hype morons? Classy.

Oh, wait, maybe I just don't 'get' the joke here. :rolleyes:

Crazed Rabbit

Banquo's Ghost
06-02-2007, 20:31
Well, I apologise wholeheartedly if you or anyone felt insulted. I thought the slightly mischevious tone was clear, and popped a smiley in for good measure. I was hoping to elicit responses to the Chinese water issue rather than the causes of climate change - clearly my gambit failed.

There's often a number of light-hearted pokes at "liberal" and "conservative" stereotypes in the Backroom, which are usually treated with shrugs or humorous resignation.

Finally, in the context of the article, I used pixies to represent climate change. There is hardly anyone left (including President Bush) who does not accept the science indicating that climate change is happening, and accelerating - the impact of the Tibetan glaciers being a good example. There is a great deal of debate about the causes of this change, but a fair consenus that climate change is happening.

If I felt that people who refuse to accept the science that our climate is changing were morons, I would have said so.

I apologise again if you felt that I was being rude.

Crazed Rabbit
06-02-2007, 20:37
Apology accepted. I probably overreacted. I don't think now you were trying to be mean in any way, but the US political arena can make one testy to percieved insults, however real or not they may be.

:bow:

Crazed Rabbit

Banquo's Ghost
06-02-2007, 20:39
Apology accepted. I probably overreacted. I don't think now you were trying to be mean in any way, but the US political arena can make one testy to percieved insults, however real or not they may be.

Point taken. I shall be more careful in future. :bow:

Crazed Rabbit
06-02-2007, 21:30
Don't be too careful - I would not take the butterflies of life out just to remove the bees, as it were.

Now - on to the Chinese water issue: How will China cope? Expansion into a water rich neighbor? More limits on families? How will citizens react?

CR

Watchman
06-02-2007, 22:11
China has water rich neighbours...?

Snowhobbit
06-02-2007, 22:59
How would they put more limits on families, ½ a child per family? :laugh4:

Xiahou
06-03-2007, 04:37
Now - on to the Chinese water issue: How will China cope? Expansion into a water rich neighbor? More limits on families? How will citizens react?
If I understand correctly, those rivers are fed mostly by precipitation, not meltwater. The bigger concern seems to be unstable glacial lakes left behind as glaciers recede.