You Can Be Wyoming's New Senator!

[Lemur]

There's a handy application for the vacancy right here (http://www.wygop.org/images/wy/07RepSenateApplicationVfinal.pdf). Looks pretty basic. I think it's high time the Org had its own Senator.

[John86]

Just be prepared of the mighty task of representing all fifteen of its citizens!

[Gawain of Orkeny]

While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the united states of america, ladies and gentlemen. This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead.

Poofters Froth, Wyoming,
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter, Miss Abetter
as our pigeons will be homin'.

To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota

Well, we've all come out to show dem,
And the Elks have helped us
Load 'em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets

Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Pofter's Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo-dads from the woods

The entire stock is shipping
Oh our shod is hardly slipping
To the markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!

T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes, a special beer for sports
(and paper cups that hold two quarts)

Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors,
Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:

This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!)
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!

Any excuse to post Zappa :laugh4:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Will they hold it against me if I've never been to Wyoming?

Crazed Rabbit

[Mikeus Caesar]

Years as a resident of Wyoming?

Do we even know anyone from Wyoming?

[Odin]

I think it's high time the Org had its own Senator.

You might be surprised who lurks on the other side of the screen.

[Slyspy]

I don't even know where Wyoming is, but I suspect this gives me a significant advantage in the undignified squabble to get onto the gravy-train.

[CountArach]

Do they accept Australians?

[Csargo]

I don't think I'm old enough.

[Caius]

I don't think I'm old enough.
You are veteran for the job.

I dont have the age.

[BigTex]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news here for the org's world domination idea. But it seems the application was due on june the 14th.....:shame:

[sapi]

:wall:

...when do the applications for president close? :laugh4:

[doc_bean]

You might be surprised who lurks on the other side of the screen.

So this is why politician never get anything done ? They just browse the org all day ?


Just like the rest of us :laugh4:

[AntiochusIII]

You might be surprised who lurks on the other side of the screen.Senator Kennedy? Is that you? :sweatdrop:

[Marshal Murat]

I'm just glad that the application is so open and easy to fill out...

[Lorenzo_H]

I want to be Senator!

Where is Wyoming? Its not in the USA is it? Ahh forget it.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I want to be a senator! I mean, really, how hard can it be? Why, you sit in your office a bit, snort some coke, do an intern, take yer bribes and off you go for tonite's society party. I can do that.

[Husar]

I want to be a senator! I mean, really, how hard can it be? Why, you sit in your office a bit, snort some coke, do an intern, take yer bribes and off you go for tonite's society party. I can do that.
That's what I always think, the really hard part is convincing people to vote you into that position.:sweatdrop:

[Odin]

That's what I always think, the really hard part is convincing people to vote you into that position.:sweatdrop:

Actually thats fairly easy it just requires resources. The hard part is actually getting something done, as concensus on anything is often dictated by regional needs as opposed to overall good.

Not that I would know myself, I've only been to wyoming once.

[TevashSzat]

People, people remember that getting the people votes from Wyoming is not the most important. You must get the all important cow votes since they outnumber people in that state and hence are the majority demographics. I propose someone running ought to ban all consumption of beef which should guarantee the election since I doubt any cows want to be eaten.

[Banquo's Ghost]

People, people remember that getting the people votes from Wyoming is not the most important. You must get the all important cow votes since they outnumber people in that state and hence are the majority demographics. I propose someone running ought to ban all consumption of beef which should guarantee the election since I doubt any cows want to be eaten.

Tsk.

There can be no sacred cows in politics.

:wink: