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PSYCHO
07-11-2002, 07:18
NEWSFLASH !!!

Although MTW will no doubt redefine serendipity, there has been a recent report that moderate to large amounts of MTW will have some negative side effects on the individual. The condition is known as MTWitis and experts say if left untreated, can cause sever impediment to the individual and workforce.

10 ways to Diagnosis MTWitis in the workplace

1.They keep looking for the rock to go with their paper and scissors.

2.Strange words like Culverins, Trebuchets and Mangonels come up in their Management presentation.

3.They wear drab clothing and dark sun glasses, citing “colours! …. Too bright!”.

4.When their Boss asks them to do something, they respond “oktetee”.

5.They develop a paranoia that the walls are shooting arrows at them … and they can’t for the life of them work out from where.

6.When they lose their morning’s work due to a PC crash, they respond by hammering the ‘R’ key, yelling and running around hysterically.

7.Every time their Arabic colleague even twitches, they feel compelled to comment “Abou some food” ?

8.Despite your best attempts to correct them, they persist in singing “I want my MTW”.

9.At the cafeteria, they begin to sob when they pick up the ‘All Seasons’ salt.

10.They are seen at their desk, frantically typing all day but getting nothing done! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Stephen Hummell
07-11-2002, 07:52
HEHE, make one up for those in school.

PSYCHO
07-11-2002, 13:08
I just realised that I probably got a few of you unduly excited with the Thread Heading.....sorry http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif


Cheers

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PSYCHO HOJO / PSYCHO SO

carnage
07-11-2002, 14:29
?? :| ?
http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif

Kraxis
07-11-2002, 16:38
Ouch!
The last one really hit the spot for me... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

dagger
07-11-2002, 22:58
HAHA, pretty funny man

carnage
07-11-2002, 23:44
hhhhmmmm and your name is psyco... imagine that. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mithrandir
07-12-2002, 00:42
11. They are member of an online "community"
12. They post in a part of the forum entitled Medieval Total War.
13...

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HardRock
07-12-2002, 02:43
OH BOY!!! Good one!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif two heads

[This message has been edited by HardRock (edited 07-11-2002).]

LittleGrizzly
07-12-2002, 04:07
lol totally agree

Wart
07-12-2002, 04:22
13. Sufferers from certain ethnic groups will appear particularly down cast, and can be heard mumbling about 'the grey faction'.

It is believed that ongoing research into a cure or 'Mod', may yield relief from this particular symptom at some point in the near future.

14...

PSYCHO
07-12-2002, 13:44
Hehe http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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PSYCHO HOJO / PSYCHO SO