PSYCHO
07-11-2002, 07:18
NEWSFLASH !!!
Although MTW will no doubt redefine serendipity, there has been a recent report that moderate to large amounts of MTW will have some negative side effects on the individual. The condition is known as MTWitis and experts say if left untreated, can cause sever impediment to the individual and workforce.
10 ways to Diagnosis MTWitis in the workplace
1.They keep looking for the rock to go with their paper and scissors.
2.Strange words like Culverins, Trebuchets and Mangonels come up in their Management presentation.
3.They wear drab clothing and dark sun glasses, citing “colours! …. Too bright!”.
4.When their Boss asks them to do something, they respond “oktetee”.
5.They develop a paranoia that the walls are shooting arrows at them … and they can’t for the life of them work out from where.
6.When they lose their morning’s work due to a PC crash, they respond by hammering the ‘R’ key, yelling and running around hysterically.
7.Every time their Arabic colleague even twitches, they feel compelled to comment “Abou some food” ?
8.Despite your best attempts to correct them, they persist in singing “I want my MTW”.
9.At the cafeteria, they begin to sob when they pick up the ‘All Seasons’ salt.
10.They are seen at their desk, frantically typing all day but getting nothing done! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
Although MTW will no doubt redefine serendipity, there has been a recent report that moderate to large amounts of MTW will have some negative side effects on the individual. The condition is known as MTWitis and experts say if left untreated, can cause sever impediment to the individual and workforce.
10 ways to Diagnosis MTWitis in the workplace
1.They keep looking for the rock to go with their paper and scissors.
2.Strange words like Culverins, Trebuchets and Mangonels come up in their Management presentation.
3.They wear drab clothing and dark sun glasses, citing “colours! …. Too bright!”.
4.When their Boss asks them to do something, they respond “oktetee”.
5.They develop a paranoia that the walls are shooting arrows at them … and they can’t for the life of them work out from where.
6.When they lose their morning’s work due to a PC crash, they respond by hammering the ‘R’ key, yelling and running around hysterically.
7.Every time their Arabic colleague even twitches, they feel compelled to comment “Abou some food” ?
8.Despite your best attempts to correct them, they persist in singing “I want my MTW”.
9.At the cafeteria, they begin to sob when they pick up the ‘All Seasons’ salt.
10.They are seen at their desk, frantically typing all day but getting nothing done! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif