Long Vive Frexas!

[Adrian II]

Dept of State, The Hague
July 12, 2007, 20:05 hrs
Liaison UBV 13/456

From: Adrian II
To: Chief of Station

VB Pl/Ps 16 (by courier)




EYES ONLY


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Just back from a investigative trip to France. Spent a week in an apt in Normandy and a few days with an acquaintance in Langres, Champagne.

Main findings

1. French-Texan fraternization is proceeding apace. Operation Buffalo Grill is entering it final phase with leaflets being openly distributed along all the toll-roads claiming that "There is always a Buffalo Grill near you!". As a matter of fact, there is. We know how the French feel about American fast food. Hook, line & sinker.

2. IQ of British population lowering steadily. Samples taken at Dieppe show profound alcoholic crisis coupled with dietary problems cause irreparable damage to British genome.

3. Michle Onfray is an idiot, but an amusing one. Contrary to Gaullist propaganda his series on the history of Philosophy (Contre-Histoire de la Philosophie) can be read in female company without risk of wardrobe malfunction.

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[Husar]

Interesting findings, though I've heard of number two before.

[Strike For The South]

Go FREXAS!

[Vladimir]

So now we wait for the Texan invasion of France? Or will they get the map backwards and invade Japan? :chinese:

[The_Doctor]

Englands, (A mix of England and the Netherlands:inquisitive: ), will kick your Frexan asses.:yes:

[Louis VI the Fat]

1. French-Texan fraternization is proceeding apace. Operation Buffalo Grill is entering it final phase with leaflets being openly distributed along all the toll-roads claiming that "There is always a Buffalo Grill near you!". As a matter of fact, there is. We know how the French feel about American fast food. Hook, line & sinker.Hah! I don't need to worry about your sarcasm. Great food is what France tells the world is great food. :book:

And we know great exotic food when we taste it. Le steak-frites is le summum du dîner chic! Honest food is the big thing nowadays. Authenticity. Food in which you can taste the culture and the lands it's a product of. And one bite of grilled steak and you know its Texas. Unmistakably so. You taste it's grassy praries, nurtured by the soft breeze of western winds. You sense the authenticity of Texan culture. The pride, the heritage. That restless drive, longing for new frontiers, eyes firmly set on the far horizons, dreams of wide open spaces filling your heart...

While you backward lot still think it's hip to burn American effigies, I know Americana is where it's at nowadays. Mark my words, in two years time America is going to be the most fashionable thing on the planet.



2. IQ of British population lowering steadily. Samples taken at Dieppe show profound alcoholic crisis coupled with dietary problems cause irreparable damage to British genome.Yes, I know. I started a whole tread about this, but I didn't really know how to put it politely so I figured my best bet would be to work my way around it a bit, starting by tentatively probing how people think about uneven genetic ditribution of cognitive abilities while slowly working towards the conclusion presented above...


3. Michle Onfray is an idiot,I agree, Adrian. ~;p

[Louis VI the Fat]

So now we wait for the Texan invasion of France? I, for one, welcome our hick overlords.

Vive le Frexas!



Oh, and Strike, it's your birthday, isn't it? Congratulations! How old did you become? Fifteen if my memory serves me right?

[Tristuskhan]

Langres? Really? Are you insane, Adrian? It must be the dullest city in the country... I spent two years there at the forestry school... :daisy: depressive!

[Louis VI the Fat]

Wa..wait, you mean...they don't place forestry schools in the midlle of bustling cities but rather in dull provincial villages near forests? ~:confused:

That's odd...




~;p

[Adrian II]

Langres? Really? Are you insane, Adrian? It must be the dullest city in the country... Mais non. I was fascinated by the originally falsified authenticality of the town center and its 12th, no 15th, no 19th century cathedral -wait, wasn't it unrecognizably restored in the 50's? Whatever. The local cheese, surprisingly called Langres, was another treat (sheesh, what a stuffy stinker). Not to mention the mayor's cultural programme; the nice lady at the tabac who had an opinion, go figure, she told me so many important things about Sarko..

:sleeping:

[Adrian II]

Oh, and Strike, it's your birthday, isn't it? Congratulations! How old did you become? Fifteen if my memory serves me right?Say wud? That's fifteen hurrahs for Strike for da South!

:balloon: Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! :balloon2:

Congrats, partner. :2thumbsup:

[Gregoshi]

I sense a name change request appearing in the Watchtower: Strike For The South Of France

[Caius]

I sense a name change request appearing in the Watchtower: Strike For The South Of France
:inquisitive:

Are you kidding?Name change requests are now useless.

[Gregoshi]

Are you kidding?Name change requests are now useless.

Why? Have I missed something?

[Proletariat]

Had it up to here with your rewls!! When do we get ur guns?!

[Tristuskhan]

Wa..wait, you mean...they don't place forestry schools in the midlle of bustling cities but rather in dull provincial villages near forests? ~:confused:

That's odd...




~;p

Langres? Bustling???? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: Less than ten thousand souls, ice cold and windy, surrounded by forests... Seems you never went to Langres, Louis, and if you want advice, don't!

[Strike For The South]

:egypt: Im 17 your euro ninee monoople money pansies

[Adrian II]

:egypt: Im 17 your euro ninee monoople money pansiesOh look, he's swearing! Awwww.... ~:pat:

Can you say oil? Go ahead. O-I-L...

[Sigurd]

Langres? Bustling???? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: Less than ten thousand souls, ice cold and windy, surrounded by forests... Seems you never went to Langres, Louis, and if you want advice, don't!

pfff... I doubt there is something called ice cold south of Britannia.

[Fragony]

Don't like frexians, cowards that are too fat to run :thumbsdown:

[Papewaio]

Just in case your tongue also was not firmly in your cheek, I thought I would try and help this failure to communicate...


Langres? Bustling???? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: Less than ten thousand souls, ice cold and windy, surrounded by forests... Seems you never went to Langres, Louis, and if you want advice, don't!

Umm I think Louis said precisely that in a more tongue in cheek tone:



Wa..wait, you mean...they don't place forestry schools in the midlle of bustling cities but rather in dull provincial villages near forests?

That's odd...

He was saying that a forestry school would be in a forest not a city, and that by definition being in the middle of a forest would make it a dull provincial village.

[Whacker]

Oh look, he's swearing! Awwww.... ~:pat:

Can you say oil? Go ahead. O-I-L...

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=1602973#post1602973

:balloon2:

Edit - Please do NOT pet or feed the Texans Adrian. We're still working on housebreaking them.

[Louis VI the Fat]

:egypt: Im 17 your euro ninee monoople money pansieshehe. :sneaky: ~;p



Don't like frexians, cowards that are too fat to run Aye. Running, that's what we've got these mighty fast dogs for. :tongue3:


Seems you never went to Langres, Louis! That's right. And not until they clear the forests to make room for some pubs I probably won't...
(Oh, and I guess my previous post was a bit confusing, thanks Pape)

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Caen is pretty though, which I assume Adrian went to. How was the interview, AII? Did he say anything interesting?

[Tristuskhan]

That's right. And not until they clear the forests to make room for some pubs I probably won't...

Hey, easy, Louis, if the forests are "cleared", I'll become a beggar in the metro! (or maybe you know what "clearing" means in forestry... unlikely it is...)
People in Langres are really illiterate... they hardly speak french. Very bad place, really... "Pubs"? No pub in Langres... It's Haute-Marne, not Bretagne! The only renown place there is Colombey-les-deux-Eglises, but De Gaulle is dead for long now. Just stay away from Haute-Marne. I wonder what Adrian came there for...

Back to the topic, now... Frexas? What a good idea! Come on cowboys, here in Doubs we're bored of Mercedes-driving Dutchmen asking us where the first discount foodstore is. Yeeeeeeha! Texas (should) rule!

[KukriKhan]

Oh look, he's swearing! Awwww.... ~:pat:

Can you say oil? Go ahead. O-I-L...

When I lived (briefly) in Texas, the locals pronounced it: "errl".

On a related topic (the merging of France and Texas), out here on the left coast we're merging California with the UK.

Does this mean that someday Frexas and Britifornia will have to fight over Arizona and New Mexico?

[Adrian II]

Does this mean that someday Frexas and Britifornia will have to fight over Arizona and New Mexico?On the contrary, they will live in ever-lasting peace with Arizolland and New Belgico.

[The_Doctor]

All will fall to the might of Luxenstein.:yes:

[Banquo's Ghost]

Since our GDPs are much the same, I am proposing the immediate federation of Eire and Nevada into Nevireland.

Our first president will be Peter Pan, of course.

[Strike For The South]

Im pretty sure if France and Texas combined we would level everything in our path. Imagine the arrogance!

[Adrian II]

Im pretty sure if France and Texas combined we would level everything in our path. Imagine the arrogance!No need to imagine, what with you and the fat guy.. :laugh4:

[Samurai Waki]

Meh. You will all tremble at your knees before the awesome Might of Germontany! and of course Rammstein will preside over Governmental Affairs.

And If any German Orgahs dislike the prospect of annexing Montana, If Montana was its own independent nation it would be the 3rd most powerful nuclear nation in the world. Well... that could be a bad thing. :laugh4:

[Husar]

That's a convincing argument Wakizashi, our green party would make sure all those nukes are disassembled in no time.:laugh4:

[CountArach]

Australia would like to take this opportunity to announce that it is combining with its southern neighbours of Tasmania. We shall name the new country Australia.

[Strike For The South]

No need to imagine, what with you and the fat guy.. :laugh4:

more cushion for the pushin:gemini:

[Papewaio]

Australia would like to take this opportunity to announce that it is combining with its southern neighbours of Tasmania. We shall name the new country Australia.

Let either the eating of bree or the inbreeding commence!

[CountArach]

Hahaha, I was trying to make an Inbreeding joke, but I couldn't think of how to fit it in...