View Full Version : MY FAVOURITE UNIT..whats yours?
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 05:06
MY FAVOURITE UNIT WOULD HAVE TO BE A UNIT THAT WEARS ARMOUR OR IT COULD BE
A UNIT THAT FIRES ARROWS BUT MOST OF ALL I LIKE MY UNITS TO WEAR COLOURS SO BRIGHT THEY LOOK LIKE AN EXPLOSION IN A PAINT FACTORY.
WHATS YOURS?< http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif >
Emp. Conralius
07-19-2002, 05:13
There are a whole lot of flexible units. Porte de Siphafi are both bodyguards as well as archers. And I've finall seen how effective axes are on heavy armour. These are my favorite units http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gifnot in order)
1) Any and all Jannisaries (big suprise,huh?)
2) Varangian Guards
3) Kataphratoi
4) Houscarles (oh, yea)
5) Chivalric M-A-A
6) Longbows
7) Trebizond Archers (good arrow penetration)
8) Hobilars
9) Gothic Knights
10) Swiss Armoured Pikes
11) Templar
12) Italian Light Infantry
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 05:17
SOUNDS GOOD
1) Headless Horseman
2) Mexican Flame-throwers
3) Bedouin Gun Camel Warriors (They have a cannon mounted on their saddle... Packs more punch that an Arquebus and is just shy of the power of a culverin... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif )
4) Armored Mounted Steppe Pig-Stickers
5) African Gun Monkeys
6) Heavy Canadian Royal Mounties, eh!
7) Gah!thic Priests-at-arms
8) Gah!thic dismounted Priests-at-arms
9) Battlefield Mullahs
10) Bovine Chukkas
GAH!
LittleGrizzly
07-19-2002, 05:23
WELL FAVE UNIT HMM NOT SURE HEAVY ARMOUR YEAH ID LIKE A BIG NO_DACHI SWORD AND CAN DO REALLY COOL STUFF LIKE SLEF IMPLODE IF LOSING BATTLE
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 05:33
AFRICAN GUN MONKEYS ARE THE BEST
GRANDMA NINJAS WITH POISON KNITTING NEEDLES
HORSELESS HEADSMEN
CAMEL HUMP RIDING DEVIL SWORD SAINTS FROM BOGNOR (EAST SIDE)
CRAZY CHIMP GRENADE THROWING WOOLY KOALA KILLING MONGOL AXE THROWERS
MiniKiller
07-19-2002, 05:33
hi monsta m8, remember me how r ya.
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 05:38
MONSTA IS FINE THANX AND YOU?
BUT MINI...WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE UNIT...AND WILL YOU BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE 100 PLUS NEW UNITS?
Stephen Hummell
07-19-2002, 05:43
Royal Guard, my entire army will be made of them.
Any heavily armoured German unit.
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 05:46
ROYAL GUARD
WILL THEY BE ABLE TO MATCH THE POWER OF THE NUT THROWING SQUIRRELS OF DEATH FROM ARABIA?
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 05:53
Stephen Hummell
07-19-2002, 05:56
Rage, They will Stomp all over you Arabian Squirrels, Or they will poke at them with their long lances when your squirrels are in the trees.
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 06:01
YOU ARE WRONG
AS MENTIONED BEFORE THE SQUIRRELS ARE BACKED UP BY GIANT SHISH KEBAB DART CANNONS OF THE TURKS
AND MY HAMSTER DEATH TEMPLAR PARROTS WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS
Orda Khan
07-19-2002, 06:05
LOL Monsta.
Orda would love many units of Red Peasants. Don't you agree they look very fetching in their luminous sack cloth? If they bleed (hehe,when) in battle they still remain colour coordinated.
Oh, nearly forgot. One hundred plus unit of Mongol Heavy Cav to trample the ones that flee.
(Big thumbs up m8)
.........Orda
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Kishokan
07-19-2002, 06:08
Hi Monsta These are my favourite units.
Millimetres units of measurement
Inches
Pounds unit of currency
Dollars
I could go on but no I think I will stop.
Stephen Hummell
07-19-2002, 06:09
I can't beat that Rage.
Or my Rabis Filled wiener dogs with Fricken lasers on their heads will do stuff. MUHAHAHA
MiniMe stop humping the fricken laser
[This message has been edited by Stephen Hummell (edited 07-19-2002).]
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 06:11
I AM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE THE NEWEST UNIT-
THE NEON 70s DISCO PIMPS
THEY HAVE NEON SWORD WITH FLASHING DISCO LIGHTS ON THERE ARMOUR
SPINNING DISCO GLITTER BALLS AS A BANNER (please explain 'glitter balls' to the nippers!>
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 06:14
I OFFER THE ORG THE CHANCE FOR MONSTA TO REVIEW THE STRENGTHS OF THE NEW UNITS ON A PAGE
NOT TO BE MISSED...RAZOR SHARP CHEESE EATING SUICIDE BATS
LittleGrizzly
07-19-2002, 06:39
WELL I HAVE TO AGREE THAT ALL UNITS LISTED ARE GOOD THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY REALLY CEPT IM HUNGRY
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 06:45
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LittleGrizzly
07-19-2002, 06:53
confused ?
Stephen Hummell
07-19-2002, 07:27
Horny male Donkeys, Watch for the unit(s)
LittleGrizzly
07-19-2002, 07:45
ALL UNITS HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES
Kongamato
07-19-2002, 07:49
Hello, I like these units:
Spanish Jinetes
Hospitaller Foot Knights
Almughavars
Kataphractoi
Naptha throwers
Mortar
Serpentine
Emperor Conralius:
If you like axes that break through armor, take a look at the Mamluk Cavalry. They are medium cavalry that wield axes that will seriously hurt heavy cav and heavy infantry. BTW somebody should look into the benefits of an all-axe army.
Emp. Conralius
07-19-2002, 08:02
Jannisary Light Infantry have Turkish battle axes as well as composite bows. Houscarls are also devastating...
jannaisaries, cos I like turkey...
I want a foot piece with broad swords and chain and plate mail.....like the guy on the box without a horse...that would be so right on!
I POSTED FIRST THEN READ
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Stephen Hummell
07-19-2002, 22:11
I like Turkey, you know the bird.
RageMonsta
07-19-2002, 22:35
DAMN STE....thats it the thread will be closed by the SS now..you did not use the words 'favourite' or 'unit' or 'stats' or any other 'norm' word in your thread...maybe the Org should be renamed the Borg...no chance here of being any different.... cross that line and your either attacked by the groupies or closed by the SS.
Eunuchs wish they had a favorite unit...
Wait! They wish they could even USE a unit...!
GAH!
Erado San
07-20-2002, 00:16
Monsta! You evil git!
Who do you think you are that you can tell us when to close a thread huh! We're perfectly capable enough to decide when and how Big Brother acts
So until further notice this thread remains open. That'll teach ya!
Stephen Hummell
07-20-2002, 00:56
I love the billhook, I tried it at the Jaffa battle. Killed 1200 of saladins men and lost less that a hundred.That the billhook alone.
Stephen Hummell
07-20-2002, 00:58
I forgot the million minime's, head for the balls every time.
RageMonsta
07-20-2002, 01:26
At last...it seems we have relaxed.. just begging for the thread to close seems to keep it open..
Please..remember one of the great cures for ills is a smile...
or a slap in the chops...depending!
Erado is off the SS list as is Tera..they have both remembered they too are also fans and not just forum police..as for..Sir Kuma he need to take his finger of the close button for a second.....honest Kuma nobody died when they read this...if you put this forum at the top expect the riff-raff from on-line to act insane and scare the newbies a little....we love em really.. easy meal when they get on line!
RageMonsta
07-20-2002, 01:35
Strike that Kuma seems human although still over active with the closing.
And this temp forum?...not bad idea but is this a way to hide the complaints about the game....as predicted in one of these threads (or somewhere) .com made Rants forum before last release (you know protect the new prodcut etc) and .com seemed to fade out...
Mithrandir
07-20-2002, 23:32
Longbowmen, for the by now known reason.
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