The Receptionist
08-08-2007, 07:11
I dont think so
one of our customers has a Dell server,
the raid card has failed just outside of warranty,
the customer is quite happy to buy a new raid card,
so I called Dell
they have an overseas call center
after half an hour I was able to find out the part number,
but that person could not give me a price or tell me when it would arrive, or what delivery fee would be,
so he transferred me to another queue and my nightmare began
while it is good that I never had to wait more than 15 minutes to speak to a real live human being it is BAD that the people I spoke to had trouble understanding plain English and after asking me what I wanted transferred me to another queue,
the new person in turn transferred me to another queue,
that person transferred me to another queue,
the new person in turn transferred me to another queue,
that person transferred me to another queue,
the new person in turn transferred me to another queue,
that person transferred me to another queue,
are we beginning to see a pattern here?
not only did I know exactly what I wanted but I also had in my hot little hands a part number,
but do you think I could find anyone who could actually sell me the part?
in frustration I called corporate headquarters in Sydney,
told them the trouble I was having and was told
“don’t worry, no more queues for you, I’ll put you straight through to an executive sales person”.
Well it must have been Golfing day or something,
because I was diverted to another queue
somewhere in my travels I started to realize that I was speaking to people I had already spoken too
and they were transferring me to people they had already transferred me too
then it dawned on me,
the call center staff are either so bored they pick one poor sucker and play ring around the office with him,
or they are so frustrated working at Dell that they are trying to make the company go broke.
or, more likely, they get paid for each call they answer.
After 150 minutes on hold and queue dancing I gave up,
I’m going to tell my customer that we cannot get the part they need,
and we will give them a discount on a new IBM.
And from now on there will be no more repairs or upgrades for Dell units,
I will simply send them to scrap metal recycling.
I have a headache…
one of our customers has a Dell server,
the raid card has failed just outside of warranty,
the customer is quite happy to buy a new raid card,
so I called Dell
they have an overseas call center
after half an hour I was able to find out the part number,
but that person could not give me a price or tell me when it would arrive, or what delivery fee would be,
so he transferred me to another queue and my nightmare began
while it is good that I never had to wait more than 15 minutes to speak to a real live human being it is BAD that the people I spoke to had trouble understanding plain English and after asking me what I wanted transferred me to another queue,
the new person in turn transferred me to another queue,
that person transferred me to another queue,
the new person in turn transferred me to another queue,
that person transferred me to another queue,
the new person in turn transferred me to another queue,
that person transferred me to another queue,
are we beginning to see a pattern here?
not only did I know exactly what I wanted but I also had in my hot little hands a part number,
but do you think I could find anyone who could actually sell me the part?
in frustration I called corporate headquarters in Sydney,
told them the trouble I was having and was told
“don’t worry, no more queues for you, I’ll put you straight through to an executive sales person”.
Well it must have been Golfing day or something,
because I was diverted to another queue
somewhere in my travels I started to realize that I was speaking to people I had already spoken too
and they were transferring me to people they had already transferred me too
then it dawned on me,
the call center staff are either so bored they pick one poor sucker and play ring around the office with him,
or they are so frustrated working at Dell that they are trying to make the company go broke.
or, more likely, they get paid for each call they answer.
After 150 minutes on hold and queue dancing I gave up,
I’m going to tell my customer that we cannot get the part they need,
and we will give them a discount on a new IBM.
And from now on there will be no more repairs or upgrades for Dell units,
I will simply send them to scrap metal recycling.
I have a headache…