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The Spartan (Returns)
08-09-2007, 16:49
Anyone ever seen his vid's? He reviews really bad games on the old consoles (Atari, NES, Genesis, etc.) and it's VERY funny too.
Just beware he curses alot.
http://nerd.screwattack.com/
The thread title warned I should not even check. I just had a little visitation to the site quickly. I saw some still graphical images. I knew enough. I left the site.
But I might check it another time just to see if it is really that funny as you claim it is :)
The Spartan (Returns)
08-09-2007, 17:55
The thread title warned I should not even check. I just had a little visitation to the site quickly. I saw some still graphical images. I knew enough. I left the site.
But I might check it another time just to see if it is really that funny as you claim it is :)Graphic images? I see nothing. It's nothing pr0nographic m8, it's just that he curses ALOT.
Oh, I just meant he looked silly on that site. This told me I shouldn't bother to check him and his clips 'cause I would probably not like it.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-09-2007, 19:06
Oh, I just meant he looked silly on that site. This told me I shouldn't bother to check him and his clips 'cause I would probably not like it.This guy is like a professional critic. He reviews things very professionally (see his reviews on movies of today on youtube) he's not like an idiot.
Try later, and see for yourself. :san_laugh:
Mikeus Caesar
08-09-2007, 19:34
The review of the NES Power Glove is brilliant, especially Rad Racer and Top Gun.
"I'm playing Rad Racer with the Power Glove and 3D Glasses - how ******* rad is that?"
"I'm trying to land the plane on Top Gun with the power glove and i can't even do it with the ******* controller..."
Cue the look of shock on his face when he succeeds.
EDIT: swear words must be fully obscured. Froggy.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-09-2007, 20:05
Yea m8, he's great. You just saw that now or when?
Have you seen the review of Bible Games?
If you didn't yet you really shouldn't look at these quotes:
-Noah, man. Nobody ***** with him. Not even Chuck Norris!
-What kind of picture is this? Moses' mom carrying baby Moses, carrying a block of cheese, carrying a guy, carrying a spear?! I never thought I'd see that!
EDIT: swear words must be fully obscured. Froggy.
I just love TAVGN.
He is hilarious.
When looking at it you realise that things haven't changed.
Games are still released buggy and bad.
Just look at the bugs bunny game, it's suffering from frame-rate issues.
Kekvit Irae
08-09-2007, 21:08
Watch his review of the TMNT 3 movie. It's awesome and win
Watch his review of the TMNT 3 movie. It's awesome and win
Hah hah! :laugh4: Thanks for the tip, and GG for the thread.
I enjoyed seeing his cynical nature. It is beautiful to see how he criticizes this film and the series. The TMNT series was always a piece of ****, and I, too, would be ashamed to watch it (that is IF I would do it which would not occur unless forced to).
I like the rat part in the review. And the end, heh heh! It is good, good indeed.
Kekvit Irae
08-09-2007, 22:34
I love the Angry Video Game Nerd. He's like a combination of J D Roth or Captain N (cudos to anyone who remember both) and the Tourettes Guy.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-10-2007, 00:02
Hah hah! :laugh4: Thanks for the tip, and GG for the thread.
I enjoyed seeing his cynical nature. It is beautiful to see how he criticizes this film and the series. The TMNT series was always a piece of ****, and I, too, would be ashamed to watch it (that is IF I would do it which would not occur unless forced to).
I like the rat part in the review. And the end, heh heh! It is good, good indeed.
Watch his review of the TMNT 3 movie. It's awesome and winYea the TMNT3 is one of his best vids. Now that you like it you should really watch more.
Start with the TMNT Video Game review. (That's the one I started with and it's great)
I also recommend the Wii Salute vid. It's about the old console wars between Sega, Atari, and Nintendo.
Kekvit Irae
08-10-2007, 01:49
I've watched all his videos from the time he was just the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He truly is my hero.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-10-2007, 01:56
I've watched all his videos from the time he was just the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He truly is my hero.Wow fangirl!
I just saw all his vids this week and the last. :smash:
Really funny thing is the Rocky review for the SEGA 8-bit.
He couldn't even beat Clubber Lang.
While Clubber was a tough opponent he was no way impossible and was quite easy once you figure out how to beat him.
Some of it's pretty funny, but a lot of it's just plain stupid.
Kekvit Irae
08-10-2007, 11:04
Screwattack doesnt have all his videos. You can find them on YouTube under his username JamesNintendoNerd, or here: http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd_videos.html
Start with the TMNT Video Game review. (That's the one I started with and it's great)
Actually... I already saw it immediately after the TMNT3 clip yesterday :hide:
A very good clip indeed. It is one of the funniest Turtles game reviews I have seen (and I think I will watch it once more just for the heck of it). Especially the part how he tries to cross a gap with the two higher extra beams and he keeps falling is good. "****." "Oh damn!" "****!!" "Arrrgh!" Hah hah!
And what is that beer he's drinking? Some kind of American beer?
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To Kekvit:
That is a good link. Thanks.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-10-2007, 18:27
Actually... I already saw it immediately after the TMNT3 clip yesterday :hide:
A very good clip indeed. It is one of the funniest Turtles game reviews I have seen (and I think I will watch it once more just for the heck of it). Especially the part how he tries to cross a gap with the two higher extra beams and he keeps falling is good. "****." "Oh damn!" "****!!" "Arrrgh!" Hah hah!
"You could just walk over it?"
And the look on his face. :laugh4:
Kekvit Irae
08-10-2007, 22:32
Actually... I already saw it immediately after the TMNT3 clip yesterday :hide:
A very good clip indeed. It is one of the funniest Turtles game reviews I have seen (and I think I will watch it once more just for the heck of it). Especially the part how he tries to cross a gap with the two higher extra beams and he keeps falling is good. "****." "Oh damn!" "****!!" "Arrrgh!" Hah hah!
And what is that beer he's drinking? Some kind of American beer?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Rock
Rolling Rock, made by Anheuser-Busch, however he does drink a local brew in the Spiderman review.
Rolling Rock. Sometimes when he drinks it the bottle seems empty. When I watch this guy, however, it urges me to seek old video game music to listen to and then imitate to play it myself and even record it to post it on Youtube.
Castlevania music... ahh. If it was possible I would contact an old friend to record me playing some Super Mario Bros. tunes or something.
Anyway, some clips were really funny and... unexpected. 'The Anger Begins' is a good one. And 'Die Hard'. Oh, he is on my list now alright. This is one of those online game reviewers to remember just for the sake of silliness that is carried out so well.
Kekvit Irae
08-11-2007, 01:09
Rolling Rock. Sometimes when he drinks it the bottle seems empty. When I watch this guy, however, it urges me to seek old video game music to listen to and then imitate to play it myself and even record it to post it on Youtube.
Castlevania music... ahh. If it was possible I would contact an old friend to record me playing some Super Mario Bros. tunes or something.
Google and/or YouTube "The Minibosses". They covered a lot of the old school NES game music (Castlevania, Wizards & Warriors, Megaman 2, Contra, etc) into instrumental rock songs that will prove that MBs are the kings of fan-made covers.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-11-2007, 01:39
Google and/or YouTube "The Minibosses". They covered a lot of the old school NES game music (Castlevania, Wizards & Warriors, Megaman 2, Contra, etc) into instrumental rock songs that will prove that MBs are the kings of fan-made covers.Nice I will check this out.
Rolling Rock. Sometimes when he drinks it the bottle seems empty. When I watch this guy, however, it urges me to seek old video game music to listen to and then imitate to play it myself and even record it to post it on Youtube.
Castlevania music... ahh. If it was possible I would contact an old friend to record me playing some Super Mario Bros. tunes or something.
Anyway, some clips were really funny and... unexpected. 'The Anger Begins' is a good one. And 'Die Hard'. Oh, he is on my list now alright. This is one of those online game reviewers to remember just for the sake of silliness that is carried out so well.Yeah his vid's make me wanna listen to listen these old video game music.
The Die Hard tune got stuck in my head. I just love it when he rates Die Hard at the beginning, he runs out of ammo, and when he's trying to get the enemy with his fists, he starts yelling and cussing with a low voice.
His jokes are great and I love the theme song.
Proletariat
08-11-2007, 19:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo
Kinda related, I thought it was pretty funny. (Warning for profanity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo
Kinda related, I thought it was pretty funny. (Warning for profanity)
Heh heh! :laugh4: That's how I used to curse when I played games. "****, oh ****! ****! Arrrgh! ****. NO! ****! AHhhh yes!! Oh **** ****!"
The strange thing about this clip that made me more curious is that his voice sounds a lot like a voice actor friend of mine who is not using his original voice/accent. I thought it was HIM playing for a moment there.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-25-2007, 03:40
New vid: Atari Porno (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html?type=flv)
I haven't seen it yet myself, but you know what to expect in a AVGN vid.
*Just seen the vid and it is graphic, so beware what you are getting in to but this episode is hilarious.
BTW he drinks some new beverage at the end.
New vid: Atari Porno (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html?type=flv)
:laugh4: :laugh4:
Had no idea that they made porno games for the atari.
The Spartan (Returns)
08-25-2007, 16:14
:laugh4: :laugh4:
Had no idea that they made porno games for the atari.Me either and it was very awkward...
That's an amazing discovery!
Yeah, I suspected it would be about Custer's Revenge. I heard it made quite an upheaval in the past. Seeing this video only makes me think less of the Atari.
But really... I like his other video reviews more. Ghostbusters :laugh4:
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