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Ah yes, The Babe Thread. :kiss2:
By the powers granted me by the bowl of organic cereal I am eating right now, The Babe Thread is locked at post 2999 and the honour of posting the 3000th Babe Thread Post is reserved for our illustrious leader, BKS. His post will mark the re-opening.
Let us take this moment to reflect upon The Babe Thread and give thanks.
To Tosa, Soly, BKS, and most of all The Babes, we give thanks for this wonderful thread and all the cheesecake in it.
Amen. :bow:
Thank you beautiful ladies. May post 3000 be :belly: :magnify: :jawdrop: :sweatdrop: ~:pimp:
Gregoshi
08-14-2007, 21:21
No pressure BKS...:sweatdrop:
lancelot
08-14-2007, 22:34
Why the lockage exactly?
KukriKhan
08-14-2007, 22:38
Why the lockage exactly?
A place-holder, allowing BKS to make the Three-thousandth post (with a breath-takingly beautiful woman's image, presumeably - like Greg says: 'No Pressure', LoL).
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-14-2007, 23:30
Oh man...I've got to think about this...
Give me half an hour or so.
No rush, no rush at all.
An hour, a day. We're cool. :daisy:
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-15-2007, 00:10
I'll sleep on it, then.
The Wizard
08-15-2007, 00:18
Moar nao!
Not much to think about: Gentlemen prefer blondes !
GeneralHankerchief
08-15-2007, 00:43
Not much to think about: Gentlemen prefer blondes !
Speak for yourself. Throw in a brunette and I'm cool. :smoking:
The Wizard
08-15-2007, 00:45
If you live near the Mediterranean, yes; but you crazies take any and all comers with the blond 'do. Brunettes and raven-haired beauties are simply superior :yes:
Bah. Redheads are the best. :smitten:
How about whatever BKS posts. Don't make it too hard on the man
tho BKS brunettes would be most pleazing:2thumbsup:
CountArach
08-15-2007, 04:01
I'll sleep on it, then.
Haha, oh the innuendo :2thumbsup:
Kagemusha
08-15-2007, 06:06
I'll sleep on it, then.
Pleasent "dreams" BKS.:holmes:
I also think that a dark haired beaty would be perfect.
Oh the excitement! :balloon3:
I'll sleep on it, then.
:laugh4:
CountArach
08-15-2007, 09:05
When you add in the Openning Post, it is 2999.
A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. I am sure BKS will post a jaw-dropper where the colour of her hair will become the least of our worries.
No pressure, BKS, honest.
Quid
Rodion Romanovich
08-15-2007, 10:28
I'll sleep on it, then.
No, I will! :furious3: :yes:
Ok, it's been 10 hours time for selection now - this might be worth waiting for! :smash:
You guys have no standards. :P (joking!)
I am sure BKS will post a jaw-dropper...
Quid
Oh, I think Our Man in England knows that subtlety is virtuous as well as being eminently desirable. ~:smoking:
edyzmedieval
08-15-2007, 23:34
W00t! I have the honour of the 2999th post. :beam:
W00t! I have the honour of the 2999th post. :beam:
And we thank you for that post. :bow:
edyzmedieval
08-15-2007, 23:49
Anything in the glory of feminine beauty. :bow:
Well, it's a good thing that I erased my post I had typed up then for the 3ker.
The Stranger
08-16-2007, 04:44
hurry
Alexander the Pretty Good
08-16-2007, 05:53
It'd be really funny if he chose the picture of "himself." :book:
It'd be really funny if he chose the picture of "himself." :book:
:fainting:
CountArach
08-16-2007, 08:01
It'd be really funny if he chose the picture of "himself." :book:
Don't give him ideas...
Settle down guys, it's not like it's the end of the world or something. I mean, we can still view it and all.
Peasant Phill
08-16-2007, 11:00
I'm ordering a cute redhead, early twenties, bra size B something with endearing eyes and possibly an enigmatic smile. Freckles are optional.
BKS, if you're all out on those I trust that you'll find someone equivilant
English assassin
08-16-2007, 14:43
TBH if he just reposted post #2974 , no one could possibly argue. She's clear proof that there is a god, and he is good. :2thumbsup:
Rodion Romanovich
08-16-2007, 16:23
It'd be really funny if he chose the picture of "himself." :book:
:laugh4:
Or is BKS actually a member of the sex whose beauty's worship the babe thread is devoted to? If so, why not? :smash:
Edit: on second thoughts, BKS probably isn't, as he would then not get the task of finding a babe... :shame:
Rodion Romanovich
08-16-2007, 16:26
I'm ordering a cute redhead, early twenties, bra size B something with endearing eyes and possibly an enigmatic smile. Freckles are optional.
+ hips and other female shapes (not another XXY or skinny model!) without being the type of babe lars prefers either, from an angle between profile and front so you see the bulging parts clearly, the red hair should be natural and not dyed, very revealing picture within the allowed limits, and the image should be as unphotoshopped as possible. :jumping:
I will be glad to return to the reopened babe thread when hell has frozen over! :wink:
edyzmedieval
08-16-2007, 17:31
I am sure BKS will find one to suit Lars' tastes especially to tease Legio. :beam:
English assassin
08-16-2007, 18:42
+ hips and other female shapes (not another XXY or skinny model!) without being the type of babe lars prefers either, from an angle between profile and front so you see the bulging parts clearly, the red hair should be natural and not dyed, very revealing picture within the allowed limits, and the image should be as unphotoshopped as possible.
Someone at google is probably working on making this sort of search possible right now, and I love them for it.
Don Corleone
08-16-2007, 19:18
I actually thought that was Beirut's intent, that he was reserving the 3000th babe to be the best in-drag shot BKS could produce of himself. I'm pleasantly relieved to discover this was not the intent. :2thumbsup:
Whomever you pick BKS, I have every confidence she'll be a real stunner, just please let her have a cute (and ample) tush! :jumping:
HoreTore
08-16-2007, 20:53
Just stay away from any british "babes" and I'll be happy....
The Spartan (Returns)
08-16-2007, 20:58
No photoshopping, no nudity, that is babe thread law.
....A new age has begun. An age of women.
And all will know that the 3000th babe, gave her last breath to defend it!
Babes! Tonight we dine in hell!
The Wizard
08-16-2007, 21:56
In before Margaret Thatcher.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
08-16-2007, 23:29
Just stay away from any british "babes" and I'll be happy....
Sorry? So the wide range of British actresses and models who have attained world-renoun are all ugly.
I'm sorry but that seems like a bit of a sler against my country and my female friends.
In before Margaret Thatcher.
Personally, I always thought Margaret Thatcher was da bomb! :kiss2: (Chicks with nuclear weapons really do it for me.)
If BKS posts her I'm sending him a Guinness.
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-17-2007, 01:09
Ok, it's finally up. Unfortunately there's no way it can please everyone, but I hope you aren't too disapointed.
I did want to post the pic of Mila Jovovich in The Fifth Element that started off the original babe thread, to lend some historical continuity, but I couldn't find it.
GeneralHankerchief
08-17-2007, 02:00
You did fine, BKS. :bow:
Don Corleone
08-17-2007, 02:29
BKS, I asked for booty, you gave me booty. Who can complain with a :daisy: like that smiling back at them? Well done!!!
The Wizard
08-17-2007, 15:41
Personally, I always thought Margaret Thatcher was da bomb! :kiss2: (Chicks with nuclear weapons really do it for me.)
If BKS posts her I'm sending him a Guinness.
~D
/me looks at the babe it became
Awww. :no:
Rodion Romanovich
08-17-2007, 17:58
Awww. :no:
Blasphemer! :furious3:
:wink:
GeneralHankerchief
08-17-2007, 20:02
I think we should put all of our commentary/appreciation of the subject material in this thread so not to impurify the true Babe Thread.
What do you guys think?
Sounds like a reasonable idea. Pictures only in the real Babe Thread.
Rodion Romanovich
08-18-2007, 11:03
Sounds like a good idea to me
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-18-2007, 12:17
I think that makes a lot of sense. Although I'm going to go out on a limb and say it would be hard to enforce.
CountArach
08-18-2007, 23:34
Sounds like a good idea to me as well. Though it may be hard on any of the people on Dial-up here.
LeftEyeNine
08-21-2007, 11:57
I think we should put all of our commentary/appreciation of the subject material in this thread so not to impurify the true Babe Thread.
" Oh my my what a babe ! I should just go to the other thread, copying the post number somewhere and making a good description of the babe, so that I can comment on her"
No way that's possible. My 2 cents.
" Oh my my what a babe ! I should just go to the other thread, copying the post number somewhere and making a good description of the babe, so that I can comment on her"
No way that's possible. My 2 cents.
I agree, I think we would end up copying the pictures to this thread to comment on them, which would result in a second Babe Thread being an exact copy of the original one.
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