Well this is good news

[English assassin]

No, really. In the early hours of this morning (why is it always the early hours) a third assassin offspring was born. Early reports indicate he has the required number of fingers and toes, and an anus (I must say I don't recall the midwives specifically checking that last item for baby assassins one and two, although is is undoubtedly a vital thing to have. At least we know he's qualified for a political career.)

Also, only one nose and absolutely no tentacles. :2thumbsup:

I feel a Spitfire or two may be in order once I have driven Mrs Assassin back from the hospital. Umm, and spent all day entertaining the first two small assassins. Oh well, before bed, anyway.

[Tribesman]

Congratulations .


I feel a Spitfire or two may be in order once I have driven Mrs Assassin back from the hospital. Umm, and spent all day entertaining the first two small assassins. Oh well, before bed, anyway.
Get her to drive herself and mind the kids , thats her job , you should be down the pub after all your hard work .

[Ser Clegane]

Congrats to you and your wife, EA!

~:cheers:

[Husar]

Congratulations EA! :2thumbsup:

[Peasant Phill]

Congratulations.

I can't help but wonder what would happen with someone without an anus.

[Warmaster Horus]

Congratulations.

@ PP: I guess "it" would have to come out someplace else.

[InsaneApache]

Well done Mrs. Assassin. :yes:

Have a pint or three for me EA :2thumbsup:

[Conradus]

Congratulations ~:cheers:

[Beirut]

Excellent! :balloon3:

She had a boy like you told her to. :bow:

[Rodion Romanovich]

No, really. In the early hours of this morning (why is it always the early hours) a third assassin offspring was born. Early reports indicate he has the required number of fingers and toes, and an anus (I must say I don't recall the midwives specifically checking that last item for baby assassins one and two, although is is undoubtedly a vital thing to have. At least we know he's qualified for a political career.)

Also, only one nose and absolutely no tentacles. :2thumbsup:

I feel a Spitfire or two may be in order once I have driven Mrs Assassin back from the hospital. Umm, and spent all day entertaining the first two small assassins. Oh well, before bed, anyway.
lol, at first I took "assassin" literally and also misread some other parts and thought: what madness is this (something about baby killers who took tropheys off them, mixed with abortion debate, the kraken and octosquids :no: :wall: )?!! :laugh4:

So, having finally realized what the whole thing refers to, I send over some beer ~:cheers: and congratulations!

[Kralizec]

Congratulations :cheers:

[Andres]

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Assassin ! :flowers: ~:cheers:

Keep up the good work :2thumbsup:

[KukriKhan]

So, a pair, and a spare... Huzzah! Congrats to the entire assassin clan! :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

Was Ms. Assassin transported on motorcycle?

[Gregoshi]

I can't help but wonder what would happen with someone without an anus.
You wouldn't have to take their crap.

Congrats EA & family! Enjoy your bouncing baby boy. Have a ballon! :balloon2: *


* Not intented for children under 4 years of age.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Congratulations EA and best wishes to your wife and the small assassins!

:party:

[Geoffrey S]

Congrats! Although he may be a tiny Assassin, keep him away from objects of the trade until at least the fourth year! :2thumbsup:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Congrats! :party2:

[Crazed Rabbit]

:balloon2: Congratulations! :balloon2:

Crazed Rabbit

[FactionHeir]

Congratulations. So you are literally creating your own clan of homebred assassins eh?

[KafirChobee]

Congrats to Mrs. Assassin and you. ~:cheers:

[Slyspy]

Congrats!

[English assassin]

Thanks gents. :2thumbsup:


Was Ms. Assassin transported on motorcycle?

What, and risk damaging the motorcycle if she made me crash? :laugh4:

[Dîn-Heru]

:medievalcheers: Congratulations !:2thumbsup: :balloon2:

[Lemur]

Also, only one nose and absolutely no tentacles.
As anybody who has read their Lovecaft knows, the tentacles and gills develop after puberty. Sheesh, do I need to send you a primer on raising the offspring of Dagon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_Over_Innsmouth)?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Congratulations. God bless and keep all of you.

[Blodrast]

I, for one, welcome our assassin-lawyer overlords!

Congratulations to you and to the chief of your clan, EA!

[Papewaio]

Congrats on the new assassin :baby:

[drone]

Congrats! :balloon2: :medievalcheers:

[Don Corleone]

Well done, EA. Hope the Mrs and yourself enjoy your new delivery. Remember, 18 years from now (or, with the way the youth of today go, 25 years from now) and you're wondering when you and the Mrs. will get your home back to yourselves... you asked for this. Just teasing. Well done. We can't buy spitfire over here, but I'll have a small glass of 18 year old Oban I keep around for such occassions. ~:cheers:

[econ21]

Congratulations, English Assassin!

I wondered what the appropriate celebratory smillie was.

For some reason, this one made me think of the joys of parenting - perhaps it resembles the exuberance of childhood (and the dust flying!).

:couch:

But definitely not this one:

:Zzzz:

This one is how I imagine the little Assassins in a year or two:

:gathering:

And this maybe the entire Assassin clan:

~:grouphug:

[Devastatin Dave]

Excellent breeding my Friend, congrats!!!!:2thumbsup:

[JR-]

Congrats, but i recommend HPA as the celebratory beverage of choice.

[Sarmatian]

Congrats, EA :2thumbsup: . This world can never have too many assassins...

[Odin]

:thumbsup:

Good deal EA. Hope the Ms. is handling it all well, my wife had quite a go round with the last one.

:medievalcheers:

[Whacker]

'Grats on the new spawnling mate!

[Samurai Waki]

Congrats Assassin! All the best to you and your female Companion. Give your wife lots of hugs and kisses, I suspect after all the labor shes been through it would be a small gesture of appreciation. :bow:

[Fragony]

They brrrrrrrrrrrreed like rrrrrrrrrabits! Way to go!

[ajaxfetish]

Benedicat Deus eum et vos.

Ajax

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

:balloon2: :balloon2:

Are they all going into the family buisness.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Ooohh, this is so sweet!! http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/B%E9b%E9s/bebe-sucette.gif

Congratulations!

*melts*