View Full Version : When is the next EB coming out?
FrenchCanada
08-20-2007, 02:00
When is the next EB (EB .9 I guess) coming out? Please I'm dying to know!!! >_<
Intranetusa
08-20-2007, 02:01
The anticipation is making me foam at the mouth... XD
Please I'm dying to know!!! >_<We are too!:clown:
Krusader
08-20-2007, 02:30
Only the oracles know.
russia almighty
08-20-2007, 02:35
The entrails do not look good . 2 years .
Intranetusa
08-20-2007, 02:42
The entrails do not look good . 2 years .
Then I shall pull the entrails out of those dumb oracles who made that prediction!
russia almighty
08-20-2007, 02:43
I've already did that . I read theres , 1-3 months .
Intranetusa
08-20-2007, 02:47
I've already did that . I read theres , 1-3 months .
Hmmm, so after pulling out their entrails, it went down by a factor of 10. So I guess if I pull out YOUR entrails, the time will go down to 1-2 weeks. XD <('.'<)
Tiberius of the Drake
08-20-2007, 02:50
maybe we should try the sacred chickens....
Geoffrey S
08-20-2007, 11:19
They were sacred? Darn, but they sure tasted good.
Sunday in two weeks at 6:16 am.
In the fullness of time....
:juggle2:
Lysander13
08-20-2007, 13:59
The day before Dec. 21, 2012
So we could all put in an "all-nighter" on the night before the world.....:skull:
Well according to the Ancient Mayans anyway......:sweatdrop:
Tellos Athenaios
08-20-2007, 14:40
Stabbed cheese and dying robins in garages didn't provide a clear-cut message either.
Neither did all the killed bunnies before the 0.81a release.
EB's ....coming out!!!! :belly:
Intranetusa
08-20-2007, 17:07
Tis a cruel world (Total War Forums), ruled by the cruel gods (EB members).
edyzmedieval
08-20-2007, 17:13
I have signed a contract, where I get paid 150.000 euros a week and I get 10 free girls of my choice to have fun with till 2015 in exchange not to tell the secret when the new EB comes.
Trust me, I will surely won't. :beam:
Tellos Athenaios
08-20-2007, 17:24
You who ask when EB will be out, you know how the Blame Game started?
I consider that fan must give to each member of the EB team a virgin if they release EB next version this night.
If not, when they release a new version, they will get virgin goat :laugh4: :laugh4:
That's okay, my barbarian advisor insists that startled goats are good eating.
When is the next EB (EB .9 I guess) coming out? Please I'm dying to know!!! >_<
The moment you cracked the computers of the eb modders finish there scripts do a 1000 hours of playtesting and then you tell us on wich newsserver you uploaded the file so we can play it the next day
if you can't i really don't know:sweatdrop:
The_Mark
08-20-2007, 22:12
I have signed a contract, where I get paid 150.000 euros a week and I get 10 free girls of my choice to have fun with till 2015 in exchange not to tell the secret when the new EB comes.
Trust me, I will surely won't. :beam:
Waitaminit, I'm not getting anything! I demand a contract of my own, 'lest I slip out something!
Just to show you I'm serious, I'll tell you that the next public release of EB will happen within d days, where
d = f(5; 4), where
f(m; n) = n + 1, when m = 0
= f(m-1; 1) when m > 0 and n = 0
= f(m - 1; f(m; n - 1)) when m > 0 and n > 0
russia almighty
08-20-2007, 22:16
Hmmm, so after pulling out their entrails, it went down by a factor of 10. So I guess if I pull out YOUR entrails, the time will go down to 1-2 weeks. XD <('.'<)
Last whitey that tried that got there head blown off and there body dumped in East Saint Louis .
Tellos Athenaios
08-20-2007, 22:17
That'll give us a break then.
I'll tell you that the next public release of EB will happen within d days, where
d = f(5; 4), where
f(m; n) = m + 1, when n = 0
= f(m-1; 1) when m > 0 and n = 0
= f(m - 1; f(m; n - 1)) when m > 0 and n > 0Whether you like mathematics so mutch or you have 24 hour (Or less) till your next mathematic exam:laugh4: which I bet you are the second one :wink:
The_Mark
08-20-2007, 22:33
How much do you want to bet on that? :beam:
Cruel... cruel recursion.
Intranetusa
08-20-2007, 23:32
honestly, the preview was in July...so the next version can't be THAT far off...maybe a month or two?
Tellos Athenaios
08-21-2007, 00:26
Or three, or more... Who knows? :inquisitive:
Elminster12
08-21-2007, 00:47
I'd send a message to the Oracle at Delphi, but I'm afraid what catastrophe might befall me if I get the prophecy wrong. Plus, I haven't heard from them in years....
Starforge
08-21-2007, 07:00
The day before Dec. 21, 2012
:laugh3:
Kampfkrebs
08-21-2007, 17:24
ATM we are working at the bartix e1337e guard. Preview will follow.
( ~D )
Sir-S-Of-TURBO
08-21-2007, 19:45
I have consulted the seer council and they stated that the next EB will be released between the 3rd and the 17th of October.
And since I'm both furry and a god this will happend unless I decide against it. :2thumbsup:
Intranetusa
08-21-2007, 22:29
I have consulted the seer council and they stated that the next EB will be released between the 3rd and the 17th of October.
And since I'm both furry and a god this will happend unless I decide against it. :2thumbsup:
If you're wrong, we reserve the right to tear out your entrails for the seer council's next prophecy...
Shigawire
08-22-2007, 01:35
what is Bartix and you must get Armenia in??!!??! :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :furious3: :furious3:
Tiberius of the Drake
08-22-2007, 03:19
Have we forgotten the time honored traditions of the ancients . we should simply sacrifice 100n Virgins, throw a sword in a river, bury an army of clay soldiers and call it a day. then we should have an answer within 36 hours. depending on how long it takes to sacrifice 100 virgins...
Intranetusa
08-22-2007, 04:13
Have we forgotten the time honored traditions of the ancients . we should simply sacrifice 100n Virgins, throw a sword in a river, bury an army of clay soldiers and call it a day. then we should have an answer within 36 hours. depending on how long it takes to sacrifice 100 virgins...
Bleh! what a waste of virgins...
And it's not like the cruel gods can even tell the difference between a virgin and a cheap 2 cent whore! I say keep the virgins and sacrifice the whores!
Sir-S-Of-TURBO
08-22-2007, 09:45
If you're wrong, we reserve the right to tear out your entrails for the seer council's next prophecy...
I can't be wrong, I might chance my opinion at the last second and not tell you, but I can't be wrong. :beam:
Being god is sweet.
edyzmedieval
08-22-2007, 21:52
we should simply sacrifice 100n Virgins,
Sacrifice 100 virgins?! BLASPHEMY!!!
You can't sacrifice them, you...ehem...play with them...
How much do you want to bet on that?Hehe ,One free RTW plus BI CDs ;) (And Red Orchestra)
Have we forgotten the time honored traditions of the ancients . we should simply sacrifice 100n Virgins, throw a sword in a river, bury an army of clay soldiers and call it a day. then we should have an answer within 36 hours. depending on how long it takes to sacrifice 100 virgins...I will handle the most difficult part ,Virgins :wink:
Tellos Athenaios
08-23-2007, 00:23
I can't be wrong, I might chance my opinion at the last second and not tell you, but I can't be wrong. :beam:
Being god is sweet.
That would be a wise decision, then.
The_Mark
08-23-2007, 00:29
Hehe ,One free RTW plus BI CDs ;) (And Red Orchestra)
I'm enrolling into the University of Helsinki this fall, and school begins on the 10th of September. No pre-school classes either. I'll spare you your RTW and BI, I could do with one Red Orchestra, though :wink:
So I guessed truely :smiley: This was the result of my own experiences because I always at the night of the mathematic exames saw everything in mathematical way :laugh: Ah such a good days !
I could do with one Red OrchestraOK buy one ,But for yourself. You'll be attracted to the game if you be one of the WWII fans.
Intranetusa
08-23-2007, 17:23
So I guessed truely :smiley: This was the result of my own experiences because I always at the night of the mathematic exames saw everything in mathematical way :laugh: Ah such a good days !OK buy one ,But for yourself. You'll be attracted to the game if you be one of the WWII fans.
Red Orchestra is like Battlefield 1942, except actually being good...
george585
08-23-2007, 21:42
Just to show you I'm serious, I'll tell you that the next public release of EB will happen within d days, where
d = f(5; 4), where
f(m; n) = n + 1, when m = 0
= f(m-1; 1) when m > 0 and n = 0
= f(m - 1; f(m; n - 1)) when m > 0 and n > 0
StackOverflowException! :furious3: :dizzy2:
Tellos Athenaios
08-23-2007, 22:08
It so happens that the function The Mark posted should be revised a little; however you can find the corrected version in the "I know when EB is coming" thread.
george585
08-23-2007, 23:34
It so happens that the function The Mark posted should be revised a little; however you can find the corrected version in the "I know when EB is coming" thread.
Actually that new function is IDENTICAL to the one originally posted and the one I used :) LOL
Incongruous
08-23-2007, 23:43
I see thunder to the left, lightning to the right.
A flock of gull in view.
Hmmm, a sad remake of a once mighty song, methinks a bad omen.
A hundred more years seems most likely.:no:
George, get your psuedo-Java like errors out of this forum!
george585
08-24-2007, 10:44
George, get your psuedo-Java like errors out of this forum!
It was kind of a joke. Though the error is real :)
Yeah, I know it was a joke. I was joking as well :beam:
edyzmedieval
08-24-2007, 21:29
(And Red Orchestra)
I lost a week from my life with Red Orchestra... Addictive game.
I will handle the most difficult part ,Virgins :wink:
I will lose the next 20 years in my life with women...
Sir-S-Of-TURBO
10-13-2007, 10:42
I have consulted the seer council and they stated that the next EB will be released between the 3rd and the 17th of October.
And since I'm both furry and a god this will happend unless I decide against it. :2thumbsup:
I'd like to bump this thread with one tiny message:
I told you so. :beam:
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