funny prebattle speech

[The Stranger]

in my venice campaign my city was besieged and my general was having his speech. he was about halfway his last slamming line when he screamed like a little sissy...

SNAKE! SNAKESNAKESNAKESNAKE AAAAAHAIAIAIA TAKE IT AWAY... I almost fell of my chair, it was hilarious :P :laugh4:

anyone had a funny speech?

[ReiseReise]

LOL was he cursed by a witch? or perhaps had a lunatic trait?

[Ars Moriendi]

Here's a thread with a nice collection of funny speeches : God's Nipples (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=73208)

[LeeJackson]

I have a couple of generals that give these great inspiring speeches and then demand that the pink elephants and the pixies charge from the front.

They win battles so their men turn a blind eye to their "idiosyncrasies"