View Full Version : Will the US of A do their duty?
RageMonsta
08-22-2002, 17:51
Now last time with MI/WE the good old stars and stripes got MP first (due to this distibution thing)...when the cultured European player arrived the chat room was full of noodle headed abusers...for some reason the American veteran had failed to install the correct social standards that help us 'self police' our community and maintain a certain order.
Please make sure the path is clear for the more civil and of course skilled players from the European/Rest of the World areas..we dont want to have to mop up more of the mess you created for us in MI/WE.
This thread is in no way related to the fact that it boils my blood that those 'damn yankies' get the game a week earlier...nor is it in anyway produced with a firm tongue in cheek. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
Invasion plans via Canada and Cuba are now in place
We aim to take all things of value
It may take a while to find something worth taking after we have all your MTW discs
Our main target is El Elmo...the evil moonshine peddler from the deepest south
His evil must be stopped...btw we sent the bug
ElmarkOFear
08-22-2002, 18:33
****Elmo does the happy dance holding MTW game box up so Monsta can look at it with envy***** http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
As for the chat lobby, Elmo has bought copies for all the teenage students at the "Louisville Home For Wayward Boys"
****Elmo hides all of his jugs o' shine from the invading hordes from the land o' Rage****
Quote Originally posted by RageMonsta:
...full of noodle headed abusers...[/QUOTE]
GAH!
Were those Ramen Noodles? If not, you got jipped...
GAH!
ShadeHonestus
08-22-2002, 20:44
"Puts ramen noodles on his head and does the happy dance with the MTW box while preparing to enter MP"
Got to make good use of this time before those darn Europeans bring all that culture and civilization to us barbarians. Of course I do hope it hurries up and gets there...most of my clan is based there! I'm the token barbarian in the clan...
This post was in no way inspired by my feelings of jubilation over the fact that Activision is based here.
Nor was it inspired by my joy that the game was not produced in Europe where I'm sure the European Union would have debated for 10 months on whether or not they should have a 2 month discussion on the game before it is released...
:P
1dread1lahll
08-22-2002, 22:29
*holding up my box too* *(and hackling in a vulgar manner)*
Hey, how about the other side of the world? Asia+ANZ? I'm not even complaining http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif
I hope its release in my country is worst case together with that of Australia's.. know when will that be?
Wavesword
08-22-2002, 23:02
I'll see it on the shelves just as I jet off to Nepal for 4 months, where I will commentce Total War against the mosquito population.
GAH!
The second time I entered this thread, I thought it was about Saddam... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif
(forgetting that I'd been here before...)
GAH!
Kraellin
08-22-2002, 23:43
erm, elm (*giggle*), my mizu association with (*snicker*) the emperious rage clan, prohibits (*rofl*) me from doing the kentucky 'shine' dance (*cackle*) you over the obvious glee (*muffled snicker*) you are feeling, but know (*muffled laugh*) that i understand (*stifled guffaw*) the sentiment completely ;)
K.
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The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.
RageMonsta
08-22-2002, 23:56
Wave thoses boxes around as much as you can....grab those little victories while the real 'talent' waits hungry like a hungry thing about to eat something only a hungry thing would really hunger for.....*gasps for breath*...
Elmo be careful cocerning the amount of time you spend with wayward boys....next thing you will be recruited by the Angels Clan...if not arrested for....waywarding them!
Honestus....your presence in the noble Shades is vindicated by the presence of Wraith who is a man of outstanding something or other.....because Wraith knows Abduls...and he also has the strength of character and bravery to face Oxford St with its the wave of invading hordes during 1st year term....ask him....maybe he will re-live the horror of the 30 thousand spotty 'out of towners' for you.
Vanya....Ramen.....you just lost the next shipment...still that make 3 things of value in the US....MTW/Elmo Shine/Ramen Noodles...4 if Angelina (now single just for Monsta) is in the country(did you hear about her velcro wall....blimey the mind boggles!).
Tootee I did say 'rest of world'...because i know Rath has the power to delete all my 'semi topic' threads if I forget you upsidedown folk.
Dreadlahll....you git. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
RageMonsta
08-22-2002, 23:59
And to think I even talk to Krae... Tosa dock his clan wage for that or at least add title next to his name on clan web site...'hate him all...he likes it like that'.
Velcro wall?
Vanya missed that one...
GAH!
RageMonsta
08-23-2002, 00:27
Well you know my furutre wife Angelina (of Tomb Raider fame etc).....she has a Vecro wall for...damn da police.. btw what is you favourite unit?
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[This message has been edited by Papewaio (edited 08-23-2002).]
The velcro wall is in the room which is padded like an insane asylum... Monsta maybe she was getting freaky with the old guy to warm up for the ragemachine... anyhow the velcro wall is for vertical sex... see Monsta all those wrist weights weren't needed... oh it wasn't weights just blowing off some frustration http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif ... damn da Shiro... my favourite unit is...
[This message has been edited by Papewaio (edited 08-23-2002).]
Lord Krazy
08-23-2002, 01:53
I would like to get on with my modding , but not one American would send me or
post any of missing unit bif files ,so I can assume safely my units don't
make it in to the top (American) 100 my favourate units charts.Although I do know
that several americans did download them because they wrote to me to ask
for assistance,to which I gave every single dam one of them help.I know, I know, I am,
a fool.
Lord Krazy
rodaigh@yahoo.co.uk
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Is phear rith maith liom, le na droch se shasibh.
ElmarkOFear
08-23-2002, 03:21
Maybe you are just not picky enough to pick the right group of yahoos Krazy!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif Tell me what you want and I will see if I can send you them in a zip file. What exactly is a .bif file? My email is: el-marko@insightbb.com
Lord Krazy
08-23-2002, 03:56
Quote Originally posted by ElmarkOFear:
Maybe you are just not picky enough to pick the right group of yahoos Krazy!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif Tell me what you want and I will see if I can send you them in a zip file. What exactly is a .bif file? My email is: el-marko@insightbb.com[/QUOTE]
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Elmo thank's alot I would have asked
you only I couldn't find your address
until know.I will mail you with my request
within the hour.
The bif is for me one of the most
important files in the game no bif no graphic
get it.
Where I come from moonshine is called
Potteen.If I could send you some digitaly
I would.
Lord Krazy.
TakeshidaSo
08-23-2002, 04:59
The American Devil
I just sat thru a half-hour lecture in the MTW chatroom. It was provided by a Professor Elmo, with several Fears shouting "hear, hear!" in the background.
The discourse mainly covered how to treat a certain Monster when he arrives to; as they put it, "stain the lobby with his poor manners".
Their main complaint was about the overuse of periods to absolve this Monster of complaints regarding his poor syntax.
The lecture's subtext included a warning about anti-American bias, and headsoup-pots calling kettles black, or something to that effect...
I hope they were wrong, of course, but they did seem to have a number of the 15 people present chanting along in unison. There was nothing I could do, however, since I was out of arrows, and I didn't have the map they were using anyway.
1dread1lahll
08-23-2002, 05:25
Well time to stop pretending to work and head home...hey Elmo lets gets some 2v2's going tonight......we can try out the English faction...
Lord Krazy
08-23-2002, 06:02
elmo you have mail
ps need sheilds.txt and weapons.txt from
the same folders.
go raibh maith agut.
thats Irish for thank you
Lord Krazy.
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Is phear rith maith liom, le na droch se sasibh.
which is Irish for:
I would rather make a good run, than a bad
stand
RageMonsta
08-23-2002, 06:38
took me a while to get back and reply....Velcro practise!
more names on list/menu..I see begging mod makers asking for snippets of files...have you no pride!
ElmarkOFear
08-23-2002, 06:47
I think I sent everything you need Krazy. Let me know if you need something else. Good luck and cya.
BIG KISS TO MONSTA!! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
ElmarkOFear
08-23-2002, 06:48
You forgot the big picture I had of the Monsta in which we were practicing our archer skills on. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif LOL Takehida
Lord Krazy
08-23-2002, 07:00
elmo elmo elmo if you was a gal.
Lord Krazy.
Kraellin
08-23-2002, 07:59
actually krazy, we're still not real certain what elmo's sex is. every time we lift his heiny to check, his head keeps popping out of his arse and scares us to death ;)
K.
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The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.
!!eeeeeeeeeeek!!
*grabs shotgun, fumbles for shells*
click-CHUNK
*sets up in bundle of brush with LOS to road*
*removes wet pants*
hheeeere Ragey Ragey Ragey...
Lord Krazy
08-23-2002, 10:43
elmo you have mail .
p.s. I'm not fussy.
Lord Krazy.
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