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RageMonsta
08-23-2002, 18:21
I mean nothing that has been said to or about our brethen in America...Tera made me do it..so while Mr Bush is itching for a war can you tell him (did he really choke on a pretzel....dont let him near red buttons please)that the true evil is in Malta and to direct his 'friendly fire' over there..
you know how these Africans get when desperate....(Tera bites part of desk off..'AFRICAN...MALTA IS IN EUROPE' just to coin a phrase.. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif )
The Rage Order therapist explained that I should make peace with the *bites finger off* our friends 'over there'....it wasnt hard
*orders death of 200 peasants(in Liverpool..what..oh they can spare em!)*
i can feel the hand of law....da forum police are countin the Monsta threads and turning theses into years for my ban....
BTW...can you edit maps in MTW?
I must thank america for saving me money....COS THEre AINT ANY OF THE GAME I AINT HEARD ABOUT NOW....'sorry therapist...I will restrain myself and bottle my RAGE until the the correct time to release it arrives....in a week maybe'. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
GAH!
Vanya tried a "Quick Battle" -- where your are thrown into a battle with all units already selected.
To Vanya's amazement, the AI selected 16 arquebusiers for Vanya! *AND* they were pre-set in wedgie formation!!!
And the enemy got 10 kataphractoi and 6 alan cavalry.
Has this happened to anybody else?!?
Vanya was very pleased. 'Twas an easy win.
And on another battle, Vanya sent a herd of camels rolling over a band of african gun monkeys...
GAH!
Kraellin
08-23-2002, 20:10
hehe monsta. frankly, we prefer you in full rage ;) kill the therapist. pretend he's all of us ignorant bastids across the pond. we love ya, bubba :) if you ever decide to come over to the barbaric states, elmo and i will take you out to a 'Hooters' and see if we cant start a brawl or two ;)
K.
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The only absolute is that there are no absolutes.
RageMonsta
08-23-2002, 21:21
Sounds fun...TW 'geeks' as some people expect (for some reason!)...rampaging around hooters...
Papewaio
08-24-2002, 05:32
We like you Monsta as you are quite funny. Just don't go biting the hands that feed us information... bite us mods instead as we can take the abuse... Shiro particularly...
Pape,
now what have we told you about your masochistic ways?
http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
and before you ask NO,
there will be no more whippings for YOU in the Phantom Forum...
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LittleGrizzly
08-24-2002, 08:46
lol.......
mizuYari
08-24-2002, 10:13
A song for Dear Monsta:
"I so tired
tired of waiting
tired of waiting for medieval"
"It's your game
you can do what you want
...
but don't keep me waiting to
please don't keep me waiting
for medieval"
MizuYari
ps: a note to Monsta, Yari went to his favorite supermarket (Fry's Electronics) and couldn't find the game at all! And MizuYari lives in San Jose, California.
BarryNoDachi
08-24-2002, 11:36
reading your threads monsta i see that you take the "role playing" pretty far http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif either that or you are completey crazy http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif maybe both ???
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Clan Kenchikuka (http://www.totalwar.org/kenchikuka)
ElmarkOFear
08-24-2002, 11:43
He is not crazy he hangs around us (the crazy's) therefor he is normal (to the crazys). hehe
RageMonsta
08-24-2002, 16:39
Elmo has knowledge..heres some quotes to explain why (forgot who said em before Monsta so Monsta will claim em)
'There is a strange pleasure in being insane only the insane understand'
'In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king'
BarryNoDach- roleplay?...what does that mean?
MizuYari- Thats because we got the pics of Mr Fry and the 3 legged sheep in leather and he wont dare put the game in his shop!
Papewaio- Why does modder taste better?
Papewaio
08-24-2002, 16:48
Quote Originally posted by RageMonsta:
Papewaio- Why does modder taste better?
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The white rags of Tera's old undies are a warning that we are lepers. Lepers tend to drop small bits off every now and then. It makes them easy bite size chunks and finger food at parties. Now the problem with lepers is the lack of iodine salt in their diet. This makes the nibbles a touch bland like chicken, so you will have to supply your own spicey source for the modders Monsta.
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Pape you're a disgrace. - NinjaKilla
Pape has the right idea. - Sir Kuma of The Org
Papewaio is right on the money. - Nelson
Ithaskar Fëarindel
08-24-2002, 16:58
Hmmm a quote I made up myself
"Insanity is Sanity to the Insane" which generally means exactly what Monsta said.
Hmmm. I think there is also a word that most people here should take heed of:
PATIENCE.
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Fëa-Quendi
Quote Originally posted by Ithaskar Fëarindel:
PATIENCE.
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It's a vice that plagues anyone who is in contact with Monsta http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Clan Kenchikuka (http://www.totalwar.org/kenchikuka)
evil is within us... http://www.totalwar.org/site/emomalta.gif
BarryNoDachi
08-24-2002, 17:40
monsta you answered my question with a question but i still got my answer http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif your definately crazy http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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Clan Kenchikuka (http://www.totalwar.org/kenchikuka)
Quote Originally posted by BarryNoDachi:
your definately crazy http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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Geez, you took years to realise that? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif Tell us something we don't know... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
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evil is within us... http://www.totalwar.org/site/emomalta.gif
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