dancho
08-25-2002, 00:14
I conqered Spain, occupied Malta, Corsica and Sardinia and I'm feeling pretty good. The Germans and English keep declaring crusades against me, but it turns out that they are just USING religion to generate large armies to fight EACH OTHER! I'm shocked-- SHOCKED.
When mighty Muhammed I takes the throne, the power of the Elmo-Heads stretches from the border with Egypt to the land of Aragonne. His influence is mighty, dread is severe, his generalship is level eight, his acumen is better than mine and his virtues include being a natural born killer.
Filled with pride, he sees that Egypt is defended by a paltry few peasants, and decides to send a few guys over to change the management.
Oh-- big mistake. The Egyptians came totally UNGLUED over this. Several very, very large armies showed up, including a Jihad, which I hardly think is fair since we're not infidels. Right? After several long, long battles I decide to abandon the province and let the Sultan have it back, but the guy refuses to see my emissaries and launches an amphib invasion behind my lines! Damn! When I take that back, he has cause for another Jihad! Bummer! Now I counter Jihad his Jihad and Jihad vs. Jihad. The old Caliph (seventy-plus) has lasted about as long as anybody does in this game. His only concern is his heir-- all the other heirs are level eight generals with a taste for blood, but this guy is a level ZERO and his perversion is "prefers young boys to women." Guess who takes over when the old guy dies?
I start hiring mercenaries and calling for a Jihad but with little Mel bin Mol'Ester at the helm I am royally screwed. The guy finally dies from worrying over being knifed by his own guys but by now the damage is done.
Playing the Elmo-Heads is fun. So many units! There's Slappian Slappers, and Doo-Dorian-Munchers, and Multi-head, Multi-armed, Scy-sithian Crunchers! Dr. Suess had nothing on these guys.
The Nubian Spear Men are the backbone of my army, just like the (you guessed it) Yari Samurai. Then there are those Goloobs or whatever they are, big guys with axes who like to fight. If you wander over to their spot in the line to ask if they're ready to go, you'll see them off in the distance, swinging axes in the enemy encampment. Such a bunch of scamps!
My performance as Caliph needs improvement- I'll try to remember, next time, DO NOT ATTACK EGYPT. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
When mighty Muhammed I takes the throne, the power of the Elmo-Heads stretches from the border with Egypt to the land of Aragonne. His influence is mighty, dread is severe, his generalship is level eight, his acumen is better than mine and his virtues include being a natural born killer.
Filled with pride, he sees that Egypt is defended by a paltry few peasants, and decides to send a few guys over to change the management.
Oh-- big mistake. The Egyptians came totally UNGLUED over this. Several very, very large armies showed up, including a Jihad, which I hardly think is fair since we're not infidels. Right? After several long, long battles I decide to abandon the province and let the Sultan have it back, but the guy refuses to see my emissaries and launches an amphib invasion behind my lines! Damn! When I take that back, he has cause for another Jihad! Bummer! Now I counter Jihad his Jihad and Jihad vs. Jihad. The old Caliph (seventy-plus) has lasted about as long as anybody does in this game. His only concern is his heir-- all the other heirs are level eight generals with a taste for blood, but this guy is a level ZERO and his perversion is "prefers young boys to women." Guess who takes over when the old guy dies?
I start hiring mercenaries and calling for a Jihad but with little Mel bin Mol'Ester at the helm I am royally screwed. The guy finally dies from worrying over being knifed by his own guys but by now the damage is done.
Playing the Elmo-Heads is fun. So many units! There's Slappian Slappers, and Doo-Dorian-Munchers, and Multi-head, Multi-armed, Scy-sithian Crunchers! Dr. Suess had nothing on these guys.
The Nubian Spear Men are the backbone of my army, just like the (you guessed it) Yari Samurai. Then there are those Goloobs or whatever they are, big guys with axes who like to fight. If you wander over to their spot in the line to ask if they're ready to go, you'll see them off in the distance, swinging axes in the enemy encampment. Such a bunch of scamps!
My performance as Caliph needs improvement- I'll try to remember, next time, DO NOT ATTACK EGYPT. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif