*THE EB TAVERN*

[pezhetairoi]

We are getting a weird bunch in here recently...

*motions to barkeep to exhibit his daikatana*

[Ayce]

*steps in waving an AK and its bayonet just in case some wise-ass complains that only blades are man's weapons*

Bartender, a Stalinskaya! (http://www.stalinskaya.com/)

[Hooahguy]

*responds to Ayce by whipping out an M-60 with 3-ft long bayonet*

[Ayce]

*calls for backup (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAIemsdmTM&feature=related)*

[Hooahguy]

*drops M-60, runs away, then comes back with this:*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzWrkgkzUlw

[Alexandros Maximus]

hey, why yall had to go all Call of Duty 4 on us?????

I wanted to sidekick a roman in the kneecap and beat him with nunchucks (chinese method) until he ran away scared!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! you guys are no fun.

Guns are too easy!!!!

[Alexandros Maximus]

yo Pez, nice katana... can I take it for a test drive?

/play whistly kill bill tune

hey, what specifically makes it a DAI Katana?

[Ayce]

hooahguy: That shot will cost you 500 mnai worth of damage to the oppida. Cheers! :medievalcheers:

[Alexandros Maximus]

hooahguy: That shot will cost you 500 mnai worth of damage to the oppida. Cheers! :medievalcheers:


:laugh4:

[caeser44]

i then pull out a concealed m203 and say" any of you bastards with swords want some, then come get some!!! ( this is after being gutted by rhomphias)::smg: :knight:

[Hooahguy]

after all this carnage i call in this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9hH2cMbWn74&feature=related

anf if it doesnt work, then i call in this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zEqAiVxcc4o&feature=related

[Alexandros Maximus]

I sneak up behind caeser 44 while he's taunting all the sword wielders,
and i sidekick him like this:https://youtube.com/watch?v=DlZmWi8ZE7M

then i stomp his face until he's out cold, and take his 203 and put it in my pocket.

(i have Pepé jeans on, big pockets)

[Hooahguy]

then this happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwwiBqt-aJE

[pezhetairoi]

Oy Alexandros Maximus, all that makes it a DAI katana is just size. >:D After all, Dai is BIG in Jap.

Though there are plenty of nice weapons like that. http://www.cabalonline.com/gameinfo/item_weapon_2.asp

This whole escalation thing is a little strange... o.O The tavern is going to become like this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/15849 (click 'watch this movie').

[General Appo]

Why are so many people using Japanese weapons, this is the EB Tavern, not the Shogun one. Me, I´m more of a Teceitoi, at least in this crowded tavern.

[Spotted Pig]

Someone want to go Testudo on everyone else?:clown:

[machinor]

Inside crowded taverns I suggest the well tried Sarissa-Roundhouse-Knock.

[woad&fangs]

Woad grabs his short spear and hoplite shield while backing into a corner. Curiously the corner is painted bright red.

Woad emerges victorious.

[Hooahguy]

i think this calls for:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEESJ_q1bRw&feature=related

[caeser44]

i awaken from my coma and find that you guys are still fighting, quietley toss c4 from my coat pocket over the bar counter , crawl up on top of the bar counter and say "surrender or else", by the way i now have my hidden uzi.

[Hooahguy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8cgmmVIvDJQ

[Dhampir]

*walks in*
*slowly backs out*

[pezhetairoi]

*a hand appears and grabs Dhampir's neck, then yanks Dhampir into the tavern. Shortly after, there is a loud crash, and a tyre bounces across your field of vision*

[Disciple of Tacitus]

*continues to calmly finish his Bodingtons. Slowly gazes around the room with a patented Clint Eastwood gaze. Then orders another Bodingtons. And... calmly begins drinking.

[pezhetairoi]

Patented by Clint Eastwood, no doubt, not you? ;-) *brandishes nodachi at you*

[Disciple of Tacitus]

I was hoping that was a nodachi in your pocket...

[Hooahguy]

*chuck norris comes in, and everyone surrounds him with their various weapons*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJq9XriGU0Q

[pezhetairoi]

I was hoping that was a nodachi in your pocket...

So it was, so it was! So you finally noticed me waving it at you. Whew. It was getting tiring.

[Disciple of Tacitus]

And what a fine nodachi it is. Finest I've ever seen. If you can forgive me my patented Clint Eastwood stare, I would gladly buy you a Bodingtons. (man - I need to get a new drink)

[Dhampir]

*a hand appears and grabs Dhampir's neck, then yanks Dhampir into the tavern. Shortly after, there is a loud crash, and a tyre bounces across your field of vision*

*checks out of the hospital after having spleen removed*

[Hooahguy]

*gives Dhampir a cake full of C-4*

[Alexandros Maximus]

I told myself I wouldnt use guns... bad things happen when i use guns. but now its getting out of hand so i sneak out the back door and come back with this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvz


and I have ceaser44's 203 attached to the bottom of it:hmg:

yo did you disarm tha c4 with that robot?

[Parallel Pain]

*Walking down the EB forum hallways singing to myself*
*Hears a small explosion and a lot of laugher in the room at the end*
*Walks up to the door*

"What's in here?"

*Slightly opens the door and peak inside*
*Sees a bunch of weapons, a lot of blood, a bunch of dead bodies, and a bunch of drunkards*
*Shuts the door and runs in the other direction*

[Hax]

Hey, gyts!

Did you see that guy just peek in a and leave?

*grabs rhomphaia and runs after Parallel*

Edit: Of course, I could make a bunch of punchlines about his name, but I feel it is too low for me.

[pezhetairoi]

A chase is in order! No one just peeks into the Tavern, they come in, drink, make merry, love and war!

*follows Hax out with nodachi waving in a two-handed grip*

Tacitus, try a caipirinha! Or a jagerbomb! Or a good old-fashioned screwdriver!

[Horst Nordfink]

I go away for a week and you all go mental!

[blank]

A chase is in order! No one just peeks into the Tavern, they come in, drink, make merry, love and war!


You make love in the tavern? Good Lord :whip:

In any case, nobody will leave this place without permission *sets Claymore mines at entrance*

[Hooahguy]

they come in, drink, make merry, love and war!

You make love in the tavern? Good Lord :whip:

:laugh4:
considering the insanity that ravages this place,i wouldnt be surprised....
:smash:

[Admetos]

Woah! Fighting with Rhomphaia is one thing, but Claymores?! I think we're going to have to do something about this Horst... :whip:

[General Appo]

I think all weapons made after 100 AD should be banned from this Tavern.
That way, no one can challenge me and my British Scythed Chariot drawn by 8 Flaming Pigs with a Head-Hurler and Berserker on.

[blank]

I think all weapons made after 100 AD should be banned from this Tavern.
That way, no one can challenge me and my British Scythed Chariot drawn by 8 Flaming Pigs with a Head-Hurler and Berserker on.

I'll beat your chariot with my screeching female ninja gladiator with war dogs on leash

[The Wandering Scholar]

I have caeser, therefore I win.

[pezhetairoi]

I have Brutus. Brutus > Caesar. Brutus pwn Caesar. I win. :D

Let's leave it at that, or I may be forced to bring in my iron-skinned half-naked axemen friends to reinforce my point.

[General Appo]

I have Octavian. Octavian pwn everybody and becomes Princeps, I win!
And yes, let´s leave it at this, or I will be forced bo bring my iron-skinned fully-naked axemen to reinforce my point.

[Hooahguy]

im Livia, who killed Octavian....

[caeser44]

those new members who walk into the tavern are knocked out by potion in their ale, then are hooked up to a machine like the one in assasin's creed, and are sent back in time to 19 bc to kill corrupt roman legionarys, and i travel into the future to buy guns and explosives, then go back in time to the eb tavern to sell the weapons, thats how they have guns in the tavern..:smash:

[Alexandros Maximus]

everyone started using guns cuz they didnt wanna pit their ancient european weapons against my Jeet Kune Do and Iron Nunchaku...yall saw how bad i pwned ceaser44!

but now imma leave him alone cuz i kicked him with the Bruce Lee Obliterator Sidekick

(which makes Leonidas' "THIS IS SPARTA" kick look like a toe-tap).

I'm still blasting away @ crazy ppl with this AA-12 rapid fire shotgun....somebody has to clean all these intestines off the wall...

Ceaser!!! have you been drinking the gaesetae brew again? How are you still alive?????

[Hooahguy]

(which makes Leonidas' "THIS IS SPARTA" kick look like a toe-tap).
it was somewhat of a toe-tap... at least the way i saw it....:smash:

[Disciple of Tacitus]

phez ..."Let's leave it at that, or I may be forced to bring in my iron-skinned half-naked axemen friends to reinforce my point."

Now, c'mon. Uzis. AA-12 rapid fire shotguns. British Scythed Chariots drawn by 8 Flaming Pigs with a Head-Hurler and Berserker on it. Now those I can believe you guys have. But friends ... ...

[pezhetairoi]

Oh, between me and my wonderful double-handed grip pocket nodachi, lots of friends I have indeed. ;) Lots. They're only half-naked on account of the weather being cold, in fact. ;-)

[General Appo]

I have lots of friends!!!! Like.... right over there, in the corner. *Points at a clearly dead man* He´s just taking a nap, dear old... Frank. He likes to... take naps.

[pezhetairoi]

Somnolently excellent, your chum. *examines him closely* I didn't know intestines spilling out was a side-effect of slumber...

...But I do now!

[Horst Nordfink]

ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!

This Tavern is for quaffing of frothy beverages and discussing subjects that those pesky moderators would close down in other threads!

The use of weapons (with the exception of bar stools and pool cues) is STRICTLY PROHIBITED within this Tavern.

[Hooahguy]

i second this!
why dont we discuss s/t else... i suggest women. ill start
i prefer women who have brown-haired, are thin, and medium-large chests.....

[blank]

i prefer women who have brown-haired, are thin, and medium-large chests.....

...and ugly?

[Hooahguy]

...and ugly?
maybe to you.... and thats my gf, so youd better back off before i slam a stool over ur head.....

[General Appo]

I prefer any women who prefer me. Hence why I don´t prefer many women. :shame:

[V.T. Marvin]

*Depressed man sits heavily by the bar and looks sadly towards Horst*

Well, one issue was just closed down on the main forum and I would not open it here either. In fact, my post probably contributed to that closure.:shame: I did not mean that, tried to be sarcastic, you know...
Could you please give me some drink and then cut my head off with one of your shiny rhompaias?:inquisitive:

*Seeing a number of willing mates with their swords drawn hastily reconsiders*

Oh, let us drop the subject, it has been a beautiful weather today in Prague, how is in other places? And what about a beer, friends.~:cheers:

[Hooahguy]

its cold here in Atlanta..... it even snowed a bit in the morning! (it has snowed 4 times in a month- some global warming)
and windy....

[General Appo]

Raining here in Stockholm. Always raining. It´ll rain for the rest of the week too. Damn, why did you have to bring up the weather, now I´m depressed.

[Hooahguy]

u hate rain, i actually like rain.....

[Gebeleisis]

sunny day in Cluj-Napoca :beam:
some clouds in the afternoon and now all the sky is coverd.I got a really nice veiw from my window:beam:


(gmt+2 here)
currently 23:42 pm

[blank]

i prefer women who have brown-haired, are thin, and medium-large chests.....

maybe to you.... and thats my gf

wait... you "prefer" your girlfriend then? You can't "prefer" a single person man :sweatdrop:


so youd better back off before i slam a stool over ur head.....

HAHAHAAA

:laugh4:

*falls off stool*

[Horst Nordfink]

Was a bright sunny day in Cumbria, but it was cold!

[Obelics]

not a bad day here, but it's cold, at last for my standards... Actually have a catch cold, some influence, and some grades of fever...
I hate snow, rain, cold weather, gray clouds, wet climate etc... if i had a lot of money i could transfer in some Equator Atollos...

PS: my first post in the Tavern, i go in the kitchen to drink some wine

[Hooahguy]

wait... you "prefer" your girlfriend then? You can't "prefer" a single person man :sweatdrop:



HAHAHAAA

:laugh4:

*falls off stool*

oops :embarassed:

*slams blank over head with the stool he just fell off of*

[The Wandering Scholar]

I'm an untrusting Caesar with a shotgun for short range assassins (plus a nuke for long range threats)

[Hooahguy]

NO WAEPONS IN TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[General Appo]

*Fires 15.000 rounds with a MG42 into Tom0 who does a Tony Montana and survives but is then shot by a unknown assailant in the back with a sawed-off shotgun and falls of gigant cliff whereafter he is eaten by sharks, the sharks burnt and their ashes spead across the galaxy*

Wait, what did you say? No weapons in the Tavern? Oh well, to sad that I heard it to late to save poor Tom0, but I assure, he is the last one I´ll kill in this tavern.

[Alexandros Maximus]

it was somewhat of a toe-tap... at least the way i saw it....:smash:

Nahh he definately put his whole leg and back into that kick. he was leaning backwards.

By comparison the Obliterator Sidekick, as patented by Bruce Lee, puts your whole leg, back, and hip into the kick..., this actvates your core muscles, allowing your entire bodyweight to be put into the kick, something that the Spartan Kick doesn't do, because it only relies on the alignment of the ankle, thigh and back to create power.

The Sparta kick is called the Gastreizen in modern Pantkration BTW...

I still think the Bruce Lee kick is better tho...

Obliterator Sidekick, FTW!!!!

[Alexandros Maximus]

*looks around to make sure Horst isn't watching" I still have my nunchucks...Shhhh!

[pezhetairoi]

*blushes and tries to hide disguise nodachi as part of one of my legs*

Poor Tom0, the last Tavern death.

I see the makings of another Tavern sig in this. XD

[Hooahguy]

nah, there may be more....
*smashes pez over head with stool then smashes a bottle and stabs him with it*

[Alexandros Maximus]

*secretly holds nunchucks in his pocket*

Oh HELL NO, I aint gettin stabbed in this muhfucka!

Barkeep! Another Sapporo PLZ?

[Hooahguy]

*SWAT bursts in and arrests Alexandros Maximus for illegally having a concealed weapon on his person in a no-weapon area and for over-drinking*

[Alexandros Maximus]

*SWAT bursts in and arrests Alexandros Maximus for illegally having a concealed weapon on his person in a no-weapon area and for over-drinking*

OOOOOAHHHH! *Back kicks cop behind him holding handcuffs* WAAAH! *front kicks the M4 out of the hands of the cop infront of him*

*rolls forward and grabs m4 @ the same time*

*shoots the three other cops in the head, double taps.*

Cops cant hold me!!!! I TOLD you bad things happen when i use guns!!!

Barkeep!!! Another Sapporo!!! *hands bartender a $20 tip with the beer money*

[Hooahguy]

*Police sniper puts a .38 round into Alexandros Maximus's head*

[Alexandros Maximus]

damn cops shoulda knew i was a threat when they saw my yellow-and-black-striped jumpsuit!

[Hooahguy]

thats right Alexandros- crime never pays! :wink:

[General Appo]

SWAT? I think the Arcani would be more suited for this sort of task. You know, the Roman Ninjas in Vanilla that CA claimed worked as spy´s and sabouters in the Roman Empire. The defineatly seems like the kind of guys that wouldn´t mind doing the state´s dirty work, and working as special police would really fit thier overall mood, especailly considering the un-considerate EB team kicked them out of their mod, so they´re now unemployed. Seeing as I´m the MAster of the Arcani Order...

*Silently nods towards Alexandros Maximus who is silently stabbed with a pen and quickly dies of ink poisoning, whereafter he´s silently dragged out the back door without anyone noticing*

See, that´s how you handle troublemakers, and that´s without even breaking the no-weapons rule.

[Alexandros Maximus]

i'm not dead....it looked like i got shot in the head but i just got grazed....OW! fuckin hurts like a bitch! I'm stayin away from the windows!!!


*puts army helmet on*

Can somebody get me some gauze??? My head's bleeding!!!

[Hooahguy]

*Ghosts are called in, and Capt. Mitchell puts a bullet in General Appo's skull, to the after life, which is filled with various types of nunchucks and beers. they see that Alexandros is still alive and proceed to shoot him again, seeing that the SWAT sniper did a lousy job*

[Alexandros Maximus]

*wakes up in tavern kitchen* fuck i got stabbed!!! the ink almost killed me!

*staggers, bleeding* *grabs a clean bar towel out of closet and tapes it around wound*

I'm gonna rest here for a while *grabs wine jug and chugs*

General Appo, as far as i'm concerned, YOU KILLED MY MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[Alexandros Maximus]

yeah, Pez dragged me into the kitchen so yall couldnt shoot me.

Thanks pez.

[Hooahguy]

nope- the type of Sniper rifle he uses can put a bullet through walls....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DKZjxoJyI8g

btw, GRAW is the best FPS i have ever played.....

[caeser44]

while everyone is conversating, an army of gaesatae surround the tavern.

[Alexandros Maximus]

C'mon now!!! lets be realistic...GHOST RECON wouldnt come to the tavern just cuz i Bruce Lee'd the shit outta SWAT!!!!

They've got bigger fish to fry.

They're too busy keeping the terrorists from Nuking it!!!!

[Hooahguy]

*a convoy of trucks carrying members of the Parental Control of Nudity in Video Games pulls up*

[Alexandros Maximus]

i'm still passed out drunk in the corner of the kitchen, slumped against the jug of wine.

[Hooahguy]

*ghosts give up and proceed to save the world by killing mexican terrorists*

[The Celtic Viking]

*Steps out of the Gaesatae crowd*

LISTEN UP! We're running low on our drug supply, and we're here to collect. Just hand over the dope, some booze and Pez for a... "private party"... and we'll only brawl a little this time. Honest.

AND IF ANY OF YOU HATERS SO MUCH AS THINK OF INSTALLING MODESTY PATCHES ON OUR ASSES, WE'LL GET OUR LONGSWORDS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOURS!

[Alexandros Maximus]

*wakes up* ugh... Too much wine... *looks @ thick crusty scab under towel* well, guess that healed nicely... *touches scab on head* thats healed up too! cool.

*checks pockets* Nunchucks still here.

*looks out window* Ghost recon is gone but there's Gaesetae everywhere!!!

*leaves kitchen* *Grabs 20 pool cues, gets a knife from behind the bar and sharpens the tips of them, then burns them with his lighter to Sharpen them.*

*walks outside, brandishing makeshift javelins*

HEY!!! BACK THA FUCK UP!!!! I HAVE POINTY STICKS AND I KNOW HOW TO THROW THEM!!!!! ACCURATELY!!!

[Alexandros Maximus]

Someone get Pharnakes!!! In order to Sally against gaesetae we need his ponies for cavalry!!!!

[Hooahguy]

*tries to sedate Alexandros*

[caeser44]

i loan my 10 9mm berettas to those who are good shots and ready my mp5 and frag grenades.

[woad&fangs]

Wouldn't bullets be kind of weak against Gaesatae? Unless you get a headshot or spine shot bullets kill in two ways-

1. Shock
2. Loss of Blood

The Gaesatae wouldn't be as badly affected by the shock because of the drugs and it takes several minutes to die from loss of blood. In a crowded tavern they could do a lot of damage before they died from blood loss.
:2cents:

[Hooahguy]

good point woad%fangs- i think this calls for chuck norris.....

[pezhetairoi]

Precisely! We are good shooters. Consecutive headshot combos are in the works.

*promptly puts a bullet through own foot*

Owwww. :S

Haven't seen Pharnakes in some time. Where's he!?



And uh, Alexandros, I didn't drag you into the kitchen! ...Did I? I thought that was the Arcani Master. (careful with the language too, we don't want the Tavern thread closed for swearing)

[Alexandros Maximus]

no, this calls for claymores. drugs wont save you if your legs are blown off.

[Hooahguy]

i think Pharnakes hooked up with a galatian girl and is too ashamed to show his face here anymore.....

[Alexandros Maximus]

Precisely! We are good shooters. Consecutive headshot combos are in the works.

*promptly puts a bullet through own foot*

Owwww. :S

Haven't seen Pharnakes in some time. Where's he!?



And uh, Alexandros, I didn't drag you into the kitchen! ...Did I? I thought that was the Arcani Master. (careful with the language too, we don't want the Tavern thread closed for swearing)


Well then who did??? i dont remember, i was passed out! I think the Arcani master dragged me outside, so someone put me in the kitchen, i just used your name cuz i didnt know who it was....maybe it was horst.


my bad about the cussing, i didnt no there was a rule against it.

If u see any arcani lemme no. i swear revenge on them because General Appo KILLED MY MASTERRRRRR!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/BruceLee.jpg

[Dhampir]

I bought Sins of a Solar Empire on the day it came out, hoping to lose myself for hours at a time in space conquest. But I haven't had a chance to even install it yet. It's sitting there in its shrinkwrap begging me to open it.

[pezhetairoi]

What is that game. O.o

Alexandros, there isn't per se a fixed rule on it, but just worried. Besides, every single one of your posts in the last two days has had an f-word in it. But for the record, I saw a shadowy figure with two gladii at his waist dragging you into the kitchen... o.O

[General Appo]

Well then who did??? i dont remember, i was passed out! I think the Arcani master dragged me outside, so someone put me in the kitchen, i just used your name cuz i didnt know who it was....maybe it was horst.
If u see any arcani lemme no. i swear revenge on them because General Appo KILLED MY MASTERRRRRR!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now now, I have never dragged anyone into anything, that´s what I have my men for.
Oh, and who is this master that I supposedly killed? I cannot remember such a thing taking place, and surely I would remember killing a guy, since I have never before done it kinda.

Anyway, everyone, please respectfully remove all modern weapons from the Tavern, including Claymores, Beretta´s, MP5´s, Chuck Norris, Sniper Rifle´s and other assorted material. If you do not comply...:whip:
Notice that the whip does not break the no-modern weapons rule.

[Gebeleisis]

can't we all just get along :embarassed: ?

[pezhetairoi]

But we do! We're getting along really well! Everyone loves my nodachi!

[Hax]

*covers eyes*

[Parallel Pain]

Whatever dudes. I come back from Han China with the 500 siege crossbowmen and 500 3shot-crossbowmen and 500 repeating-crossbowmen.

And I storm the tavern. What's you drinking beer? Drink rice wine, sake, or vodka!

[Gebeleisis]

or Moutain Dew
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg

[Dhampir]

What is that game. O.o


It's a real-time 4x from a company called Stardock.

[The Wandering Scholar]

hmm a burst of life from the tavern

[Ibrahim]

so this is the EB Tavern? interesting place....
the people on the first page have great manners (sarcasm)

[pezhetairoi]

Hello Tom0, you're supposed to be dead and tossed on the trash heap behind the Tavern! Yar. :D

Hello, Ibrahim, have a good drink! OY ADMETOS! WE GOT MORE FRESH MEAT I MEAN FRESH FACES HERE! Just take a seat and hold on, waiters will be with you shortly. In the meantime, think of what you want to drink. We have it all here. Even Roman vinegar-cut water. :)

[Disciple of Tacitus]

*plunks two random coins down*
This is for Pez's drink I owe him for volunteering to handle all the LS threads from now on.

[Horst Nordfink]

I have just made myself a beautiful bacon and sausage sandwich!! I am now suitably stuffed. What a brilliant way to start a horrible February morning.

[The Wandering Scholar]

Hello Tom0, you're supposed to be dead and tossed on the trash heap behind the Tavern! Yar. :D

Oh yeah my bad o_O


I have just made myself a beautiful bacon and sausage sandwich!! I am now suitably stuffed. What a brilliant way to start a horrible February morning.


:smile:

[Hooahguy]

I have just made myself a beautiful bacon and sausage sandwich!! I am now suitably stuffed. What a brilliant way to start a horrible February morning.
and i have strep throat! what a horrible way to start a beautiful February morning!
:wall:

[Horst Nordfink]

I'm blasting the grey clouds away with Iron Maiden played at ear-splitting volumes.

[Parallel Pain]

I have the best February day ever: woke up from only 4h of sleep:thumbsdown: to write a 4page English essay which forced me to skip Japanese:whip: , and now I have to rush a Philosophy essay which is due in about an hour:wall: and it's past lunch time and I still haven eaten:dizzy2: and I want to write my AAR:furious3:

[Gebeleisis]

i pity you m8,japanesse education system sucks compared to ours

[woad&fangs]

And with all of that work to do you're here in the Tavern.

O wait, I've got an essay to work on too!!!:thumbsdown:

[Parallel Pain]

i pity you m8,japanesse education system sucks compared to ours

Wrong! I am in UBC. I wish I was in a Japanese University dude!

Did you know. My Japanese teacher just showed the class a video about Japanese universities the other day. You know what? A Japanese university student does on average 3.3 hours of school work a day ONLY. And that is INCLUDING class time. Damn I want to be in a Japanese university:whip:

The best would be to have a western style K~12 and a Japanese University.

[General Appo]

He, I woke up 10 this morning, and I´ve basically played EB since then. Life is good.

[Sassem]

Hey guys Activision announced today that they are going to release a newer and improved version of RomeTW this summer!!!!!!!


check it out HERE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1846821&postcount=1376)

[Sassem]

" EB TAVERN TOTAL WAR "
with a even more stupid ai then before

[Dhampir]

What's a "travern"?

[Horst Nordfink]

All your "news" pales into insignificance! I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!

[woad&fangs]

Congrats, Horst:medievalcheers:

[General Appo]

:fainting:
:birthday2: Congrats Horst!

[Gebeleisis]

CHEERS M8,Congrats!:clown: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[Karo]

Long time since I posted here and played eb,:embarassed: I've been playing bc since it came out but now I'm ready to return to Eb and I don't know what faction I should play. ANd I've got a three days of from school :laugh4:

Edit: Forgot to congratulate Horst. Congratulation man

[kambiz]

Congratulation Horst :smiley: Girl or Boy? Though the main concern is to be healthy

[pezhetairoi]

Grats, Horst! Boy, or Girl? I echo Kambiz!

I only have this to say: Bootsiuv participated actively in the Tavern and became a dad. Horst participated actively (and drunkenly) in the Tavern and became a dad.

...You guys see a connection here? Who's next? xP

'Accidents in taverns cause babies.'

[pezhetairoi]

double post, just noticed...

[V.T. Marvin]

Congratulations Horst :birthday2: And here for the lucky mother :flowers:

@ Pezhetairoi - I was not that much active in Tavern, yet I became dad (actually I will in August) too!

Now let me propose a toast to all EB parents :medievalcheers:

And another one to my 100 posts :medievalcheers:

[Hax]

Congratulations, Horst! Yay!

[Disciple of Tacitus]

~:cheers: Congrats Horst! Congrats V.T. Martin!
Actually, I'm in the same boat. No idea if its a boy or a girl. Healthy is my main concern.

I did find Pez's post a little ... spooky.
"I only have this to say: Bootsiuv participated actively in the Tavern and became a dad. Horst participated actively (and drunkenly) in the Tavern and became a dad.

...You guys see a connection here? Who's next? xP

'Accidents in taverns cause babies.'"

I join in the toasts!~:cheers:

[Hooahguy]

mazal tov Horst! :balloon2:

[Parallel Pain]

~:cheers: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon3: :balloon: :balloon3: :balloon2: :balloon2: ~:cheers:

Congrats to Horst!

Boy or girl or do you not yet know or do you choose to let it be a surprise at birth?

When's the baby due?

Thinking of names yet?

[Horst Nordfink]

Thank you all! I don't yet know what the sex is, and I'm not sure I want to know.

[Hooahguy]

my baby brother is about 1 and 1/2 years old.... i still remember when he was born. i was in a "state of denial"......
well, with a family of 5 boys, life here is never dull!

[General Aetius]

Grats Horst and other parents to be.:clown: :balloon2: :balloon2:

Taking a seat in the tavern I ask for some coke and begin my story.

Hi, I,m Josh. I live in Cape Town, South Africa. I have three sisters 2 older and one younger than me:inquisitive: :no: . I spend my time going to school:wall: reading:book: and playing EB:beam: and finding out as much as I can about the ancient world. When I'm done with school I hope to study Mechanical engineering. I also build RC model boats as a hobby and am in the process of finishing a 170 oared Roman Trireme with a Ballista and small catapult on deck.

Here in South Africa we are experiencing severe problems with electricity due to bad planning on the part of our main electricity suppliers. The electricity keeps on surging and cutting out:furious3: . Also we are having load sharing:furious3:

I first played RTW at a friends house and found the campaign map merged well with the Battle map and loved the tactical gameplay. I did notice some inaccuracies but I'm thankful to the EB team for showing me all the others. when I found EB I quickly downloaded it and immediately enjoyed the historic feel and am now addicted to it.

Great work from the EB team on making the best mod.

General Aetius

[Leviathan DarklyCute]

I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

OH!

Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Let's go drink some beer!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)

song: BEER!
by: Psychostick
Posted for no reason:blush:

[Hooahguy]

that was the funniest thing i have read the entire day!

[kambiz]

I became dad (actually I will in August) too!Conratulation on you Marvin :birthday2: Lucky kids you have as they have such a cool dady :wink:

Wish you and all other EB parents Good luck :smiley:

[Hooahguy]

surfing the 'net, i found this amazing thing:
here (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1848285&postcount=8)

[pezhetairoi]

Woot, like!

A lot of congratulations are going on today. I'm gonna bankrupt myself buying rounds of drinks for everyone!

...soon I'm going to pawn my nodachi, and I'm sure you Taverners wouldn't want that. XD

Hail and welcome, Aetius! Where's your buddy Attila?

[General Aetius]

Attila:inquisitive: ,OH yes,:idea2: Sorry for my bad manners. Attila is the guy I brought along with me, He's sitting on my left.

We just popped into the tavern to have a quick drink before our troops close lines at Chalons.( hopefully my superior Roman legions crush the hunnic rabble)

(Turning to Attila) Attila pal, meet the EB guild.

Oh Bartender! please get my friend here some strong Hunnish (sp?) brew!

[Gebeleisis]

I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

OH!

Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Let's go drink some beer!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)

song: BEER!
by: Psychostick
Posted for no reason:blush:



https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

[pezhetairoi]

Oh gods. XD It's a spoof of that WWE song, isn't it? I remember hearing it once in an advert. XD

'Beer is good...and stuff!' XD

[The Wandering Scholar]

Congrats man

[Spotted Pig]

I want a cookie.

[Gebeleisis]

is a cake any good? :cake:




:croc: :2thumbsup:

[Hooahguy]

ask russia almighty if you want brownies though....

[Ibrahim]

hmmm...I see.

anyone heard of le canard enchaine? you got to read, or watch them(if anyone is french, do explain to all)-makes me wonder if EB world ever had an equivalent.

I'll have some soda (coca-cola)or something-now!:whip: :whip:
if someone wants a cooky, there is probably a nearby bakery....(just kidding)

[Hooahguy]

just dont tell him that:
http://cherrythian.com/images/cookiemonster.jpg

[woad&fangs]

Cookie monster got censored by angry parents groups. He's not allowed to eat cookies anymore.

[Ibrahim]

oh.........sorry for him-he was my favorite muppet:wall: :inquisitive: :helloo: :helloo: ~:angry: ~:angry: ~:angry: ~:angry:

[Hooahguy]

Cookie monster got censored by angry parents groups. He's not allowed to eat cookies anymore.
probably worried that cookie monster was influencing kids to eat more cookies..... but then again, why should those cows for Chic-fil-a try to influence us to eat more chiken?

[Ibrahim]

they were jerks-bloody buggers

[pezhetairoi]

Sesame Street were jerks? o.O

*has lost convo thread*

[Artorius Maximus]

Hey, since you guys are all interested in Roman era history, do any of you play Roma Victor? It's an MMORPG set in the 180s AD, during the reign of Commodus. I play and my name is Dalmatius.

I made a thread about it in the Arena subforum...

EB is an awesome mod by the way, I like the Epeiros, Casse, and Romani most.

[Dhampir]

Hey, since you guys are all interested in Roman era history, do any of you play Roma Victor? It's an MMORPG set in the 180s AD, during the reign of Commodus. I play and my name is Dalmatius.


How much does it cost per month?

[Parallel Pain]

MMORPG???? The type of mindless no-point no-goal game? You can't build an empire? You can't command troops? Everything's but clicking buttons and pointing mouse with nearly no planning and you do the same thing 10000 times?:dizzy2:

MMORPG:whip:

:wall: :furious3: :wall: :furious3: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

EB:yes: :yes: :smash: :smash:

[Gebeleisis]

MMORPG???? The type of mindless no-point no-goal game? You can't build an empire? You can't command troops? Everything's but clicking buttons and pointing mouse with nearly no planning and you do the same thing 10000 times?:dizzy2:

MMORPG:whip:

:wall: :furious3: :wall: :furious3: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

EB:yes: :yes: :smash: :smash:

:2thumbsup:


wow,guild wars,sikroad,linage etc SUCK!

[Disciple of Tacitus]

@ Parrallel Pain.
I was hoping you could be a bit more clear on your real feelings on the subject. Seeing as this is the Tavern, there must be a black couch around here somewhere.
Ahhh - here we go
*removes suspicious looking dirty rags*
Now, have a seat and tell me about your relationship with your parents. . . .

[pezhetairoi]

*surreptitiously installs a hidden bug connected to a tape recorder behind the couch*

[Parallel Pain]

You're not fooling me! :furious3: There's a:tnt: in that! :hmg:

And that tape recorder is going too! :hmg:

All right. Now we can continue *clears throat*

First things first

:smg: MMORPG :hmg:

ok as it's turned into ashes

Let's move on :yes:

Oh but before that

Parents:whip:
Parents:hmg:
Parents:tnt:

Ok that's done.
So what were we talking about?:stupido3:

[Hooahguy]

cheese!

[pezhetairoi]

no we weren't! It was PB&J, the parental tool of creative repression!

Not mine, we don't do PB&J where I come from, yours. Ours are more of bread and butter.

[Ibrahim]

I'm back..

I didn't mean that sesame street were jerk-the parents were...:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
duffs-make us eat pp&j inatead of cookies..I'm really depressed now...

[Strategos Alexandros]

But we still have brownies!

[Hooahguy]

and moose civil liberties discussions!

[Ibrahim]

:whip: moose doesn't count!

[Hooahguy]

YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :furious3:
you have comminted an offense against moose's around the world! prepare to suffer as i call upon jesse jackson to argue for moose rights!

[Strategos Alexandros]

Are mooses/meese/miise edible?

[Hooahguy]

no no, not the food- the animal......

[Gebeleisis]

this thread is loco:dizzy2:

[Strategos Alexandros]

Are Left - handed Getian Agemas edible? :clown:

[Parallel Pain]

Well there ARE cannibals in the world...

[ombudsman]

Couldn´t help overhearing this heated discussion while i was walking by and i just had to pop in, i hear all this talk about moose, but what about the elk, it seems seriously overlooked and needs some civil liberties too me thinks.

Anyway how about a laphroaig on the rocks and one of russia almightys famous brownies, been dying to try one.

[Strategos Alexandros]

I'll have Elk and chips please barman.

[Parallel Pain]

I think we around here scare them (both elk and moose) off a cliff and then eat their carcasses

Oh wait, I'm not born Inuit.

Others like me probably just buy the carcasses.

It's good meat *yum*
Anyone got sake?

[Strategos Alexandros]

Stupid question but whats sake?

[Sarcasm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sake

[Strategos Alexandros]

Thanks mate. :2thumbsup:

[Ibrahim]

that's strong stuff, eh? I always though "sake" was "saki"; now I know better.
thanks man!:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

and moose DON'T count-it's not desert. and that racist Jackson can bugger off!(he is. trust me on this)

[pezhetairoi]

My girlfriend Karielle calls me a moose. Does that make me edible too? And it's official: the plural of moose is meese. Just fyi. :)

I'm thirsty. Barman! Give me a fluffy!

[Cerialis]

Whoa sorry wrong room. Anyone know were the AA meeting is being held?:beam:

[Strategos Alexandros]

I'll have sake.

[pezhetairoi]

@Cerialis

You have the right place, welcome! We hold our AA meetings here. Being intended to make everyone as comfortable as they can be for maximal conduciveness, we just tend to allow people to bring in relaxant drinks as well. It's like how my school's literature department drinks wine while having their department meetings.

Has anyone seen Hax around? I miss him. All of a sudden there's no one around to synergise with official standpoints...

[Disciple of Tacitus]

Hello, my name is Disciple of Tacitus (I know, I need a better name...) and I like booze. Mostly wine, and beer, I like beer. Some hard liquor. A nice Havana Club rum on the rocks. And it's rare that I'll turn down a nice sake.
wait...
...
...
This is the Alcohol Lovers Associtation, right?
*looks around, suddenly self-conscious*

...
...

[Strategos Alexandros]

No, this is the moose eaters club. (Isn't it?)

[Hooahguy]

what kind of moose? chocolate or vanilla?

[Disciple of Tacitus]

what kind of moose? chocolate or vanilla?


I'll take a nice raspberry mouuse while you are getting them - perhaps with a nice late bottle vintage port?

[Strategos Alexandros]

Do you get vintage sake? :inquisitive:

[Parallel Pain]

:pimp: Nice club.
*takes the best seat*
I'll have a huge bottle of pure sake with moose sashimi if you please.

Oh and elk-don (cooked katsudon style) after that

And I want my animals fresh carved. Here's 10 million yen. Go buy a rifle and go hunting.
I want my meal in an hour or you my underlings will :rifle: you and :tnt: you up.
:pimp:

[Hooahguy]

*takes the best seat*
too late- already taken! :tongue3:
:smash:

[Cerialis]

Yeah already taken by ME!!!

[Horst Nordfink]

Since Bootsiuv left, the Tavern has been taken over by Admetos and I, so I'm afraid Admetos and I have taken the best seats.

[Cerialis]

I'll remember this.:furious3:

[pezhetairoi]

Ya right, Horst. You'll realise that you're currently sitting on my lap, not the best seat as you thought. Could you kindly get off, please. I want to reach for my coffee-liqueur/vodka concoction.

[Hax]

KEKEKEE!!!!!

KEKEKEKEEKEK!111oneoneoneeleven

[Ayce]

Oh, no! The tavern killer is back!

[Strategos Alexandros]

Isn't there a price on his head? I know theres 10000 mnai for pezhetairoi, dead or alive.

[Flibjib]

Hi folks, long time lurker but I'm bored so I'd figure I'd introduce myself. My name is Zach, I'm 20 years old and I'm in my third year of college, going for my BA in Anthropology with a minor in History. Let's see...I live in a miserable little town about thirty miles from Rochester New York and the current weather is a combination of snow, sleet, freezing rain and kind of an amalgam of those three.

Rochester has the highest homicide per capita in the United States (We're number one!)

My interests include: Gaming, reading, thinking, controlled substances, schoolwork, commenting on how strange the weather is in this part of the world and metal work. I've been with my ladyfriend for a little over a year, and while she doe not understand my obsession with EB, she has learned to accept it, and likes to read on the couch behind me while I play my Saka campaign, as she likes the strat map music.

*finds a place to sit in an uninhabited area of the tavern, pours a nip of Dewars into his steaming Thermos of coffee and watches the goings on with an eye out for anything remotely interesting.*

[Xtiaan72]

Guys, posting here cause there are only two mods I play EB and DLV and I've got some friends over here. Was wondering if anyone else has gotten a '500 internal server error' when trying to get on Twcenter today?

It's not just me it it? Will someone try to get on over there and let me know if the server is down. Much thanks.....

[Disciple of Tacitus]

Welcome Flibjib. *sends a drink his way* The tavern is a nice place to unwind. Enjoy!



*silently ponders - 10,000 mnai for Pez... dead or alive ... hmmm*

Hey, uh, Pez, can I buy you a drink.
*drops a fizzy pill into his drink*

I wanted to discuss the newest version of Roman armour, perhaps you've seen it ...

[Hax]

@X: The TWcenter hath indeed died.

[Aper]

Guys, posting here cause there are only two mods I play EB and DLV and I've got some friends over here. Was wondering if anyone else has gotten a '500 internal server error' when trying to get on Twcenter today?

It's not just me it it? Will someone try to get on over there and let me know if the server is down. Much thanks.....

Happened to me too. Seems like the server has a problem...
Have some beers while you wait ~:cheers:
By the way, this seems the right place for me... Hi everybody mates! *Something strong to drink, please!*

[Xtiaan72]

This is an awesome forum. Welcome!!!~:cheers: ... Twcenter down again, what a surprise... Glad, it's not just me, I thought the twcenter gestapo was after me again ~:eek:

[Hax]

We 'ave founz you now! Surrenzer your arms anz your life will be zpared!

[Xtiaan72]

( I actually went down to the store and bought myself a six pack)....~:cheers:

Let me ask you guys something. Hypothetically, If someone with the nick name 'Alqaeda Army'.... came onto this board and started hi-jacking threads and making anti-western, off-topic statements for no reason in his replies, would any of you take issues with that?

I'm not trying to start a political discussion about this. What I'm asking is if the behavior itself is acceptable or asking for it ( especially with that nick-name).

[Aper]

( I actually went down to the store and bought myself a six pack)....~:cheers:

Let me ask you guys something. Hypothetically, If someone with the nick name 'Alqaeda Army'.... came onto this board and started hi-jacking threads and making anti-western, off-topic statements for no reason in his replies, would any of you take issues with that?

I'm not trying to start a political discussion about this. What I'm asking is if the behavior itself is acceptable or asking for it ( especially with that nick-name).

You know my secret plan!!! Now you have to die. :clown:

[Horst Nordfink]

Let me ask you guys something. Hypothetically, If someone with the nick name 'Alqaeda Army'.... came onto this board and started hi-jacking threads and making anti-western, off-topic statements for no reason in his replies, would any of you take issues with that?

I'm not trying to start a political discussion about this. What I'm asking is if the behavior itself is acceptable or asking for it ( especially with that nick-name).

No. I would politely ask you to inform your friend not to come here. His views and name would be likely to offend some, particularly servicemen, and would not be welcome. He would also be giving the mods cause to shut this thread down, which I would not be too pleased about.

If he wants to spout his anti-western nonsense, tell him to find an Al-Qaeda website, I'm sure there are many about.

[Xtiaan72]

LOL.... this thread rocks.

[Hax]

I would laugh. And laugh some more. And wait for Tosa to solve it. He'll kick him out faster than you can say "adminabuse"

[Xtiaan72]

No. I would politely ask you to inform your friend not to come here. His views and name would be likely to offend some, particularly servicemen, and would not be welcome. He would also be giving the mods cause to shut this thread down, which I would not be too pleased about.

If he wants to spout his anti-western nonsense, tell him to find an Al-Qaeda website, I'm sure there are many about.

He wasn't my friend... Your thoughts are mine exactly... Glad I'm not alone in my opinion or crazy. ( Now for another beer)

[Hax]

THIS!
IS!
HUG-TIME!

https://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x152/Elphir/EB/RomeTW2008-02-2420-09-20-65.jpg

[Xtiaan72]

Man! The Org is running slow today! All the twcenter peeps are here today cause it's down. Bet the Org's traffic is double today.

[Hooahguy]

wow- i missed a lot in 28 hours.....

[pezhetairoi]

Well, a lot has certainly happened.

flibjib, if you were looking for something remotely interesting, you just missed it. XD Look back a few pages (starting page 41/42 I think) for the whole Rhomphaia controversy, which is the most interesting thing that's happened in the Tavern since Admetos proposed to Horst in a drunken stupor.

Tacitus, wonderful stuff! Thanks for the drinks. *takes a big big gulp* It's interesting, you know, that EB didn't include that segmentata stuff? It's mighty cool.

Incidentally, did you know that since about 5 years ago I've been making like Mithridates and consuming all sorts of poisons and intoxicants and drugs to make myself immune to them? It's amazing how cool that is. A cobra could bite me and I'd still be alive, now.

...Your drink tastes funny. Is it a new creation of yours, then, Tacitus? *pokes you in the leg with nodachi*

EDIT: Oh, and welcome back, Hax!

[Hax]

500 posts KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!

ALL DRINKS ON ME!

[General Appo]

Yay! 500 of your most expensive drinks please.

[Hooahguy]

same.... glad i didnt do that for my 1,000th post!

[pezhetairoi]

They should just do a Sunset cocktail. Mix of all the drinks in a house in one mean big glass. Now that's a worthy celebration.

[Disciple of Tacitus]

Tacitus, wonderful stuff! Thanks for the drinks. *takes a big big gulp* It's interesting, you know, that EB didn't include that segmentata stuff? It's mighty cool.

Incidentally, did you know that since about 5 years ago I've been making like Mithridates and consuming all sorts of poisons and intoxicants and drugs to make myself immune to them? It's amazing how cool that is. A cobra could bite me and I'd still be alive, now.

DohH!
:wall:



...Your drink tastes funny. Is it a new creation of yours, then, Tacitus? *pokes you in the leg with nodachi*

:furious3:

*must read up on newest posions*:book:

Ahhhh -screw it, who needs 10,000 mnai anyway.

Let's just have a drink.

~:cheers:

[Alexandros Maximus]

I'm back.

Barkeep! do you have any Umeshu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umeshu)?
can i get a glass of it if u do?

[Alexandros Maximus]

you guys better hope Appo doesnt walk in here. I'm gonna kick his ass.

[Parallel Pain]

You aren't cause that's just going to get you ganged up.

My 1500 Han Crossbowmen are still outside the Tavern after all.

You guys didn't think I'd just dismiss them after I brought in sake did you?

[General Appo]

Hehe, I´m here and ready to get my ass kicked. Don´t know why though, any particular reason?

[pezhetairoi]

Perhaps because you ordered 500 of the most expensive drinks in the bar? I think he was quietly treating everyone to the next round of drinks, I saw him slipping mnai to Admetos there...

[Hax]

Anyone here got a VANILLA RTW export_descr_unit for me?

[pezhetairoi]

You're in luck. I do.

http://www.axifile.com?8698416

And now, to sleep. It's bloody 1am, what am I doing awake?

[Ayce]

Hehe, I´m here and ready to get my ass kicked. Don´t know why though, any particular reason?

Uhm, asking for it maybe?

Bartender, gimme an Ursus Premium (http://www.sabmiller.com/sabmiller.com/en_gb/Our+brands/Brand+information/Brands+A-Z/Ursus+Premium.htm), and give one to Parallel Pain, that Saka campaign deserves another beer.

[Hax]

"Enter File ID here"?

So, does anyone ELSE have something like this? I need it fast :P

[General Appo]

NOOOOO!!!!! I entered a false birth date and accidentally read an article praising the Romanian beer Ursus Premium, now I am doomed to forever be a drunkard, at least until I die while driving drunk at the age of 17. Damn you Ayce!
Anyway, still wondering why Alexandros wants to kick my ass, I insult a lot of people every day, but I can´t remember insulting him in particular.

[Gebeleisis]

stejar pwns harder then Ursus!
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/60305.jpg

[V.T. Marvin]

Come on guys, you know what beer is the true one:

http://www.pilsner-urquell.cz/cs/homepage/tradice/historie-pilsner-urquell/zrozeni-originalu/

But Ursus is also very good...

~:cheers:

[Gebeleisis]

STEJAR IS THE TRUE BEER!


Btw Ursus factory is in my town:laugh4: :2thumbsup:

[Hooahguy]

Anyone here got a VANILLA RTW export_descr_unit for me?

wouldnt it just be in RTW data folder?

[Ayce]

STEJAR IS THE TRUE BEER!


Btw Ursus factory is in my town:laugh4: :2thumbsup:

Stejar's good too, but I prefer the lighter Ursus.

[Parallel Pain]

Uwah

My drama perfromance in 5 hours
Need to take a shower, do the laundry, sleep, and practice.

Wish me luck guys.

Oh yeah I'll be doing a small selection from Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand

[Gebeleisis]

i wish you trip and fall:laugh4:


j/k
good luck dude:)

[Dhampir]

Oh Jesus God No!

Not Boba!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/real%20pics/b6f4871d.jpg

[Hax]

There's this Celtic festival coming up, and I was THINKING of wearing my Gaesatae costum, keke.

[General Appo]

Yeah, I´d get one too if they weren´t so damn expensive.

[Disciple of Tacitus]

I got one of those!!

[General Appo]

You selling?

[Ibrahim]

anyone with MTW2 TW? what happens if I have no CD key? does it let me install? (I have bought one recently)