*THE EB TAVERN*

[Disciple of Tacitus]

I disagree. At least in my case. I rejected religion, but have not become a zealot for anything else.


except perhaps ... ... EB?

[Strategos Alexandros]

There's 1 way to find out - wear an LS and see if he burns you as a heretic. :idea2:

[Disciple of Tacitus]

On a more serious note...

I love chocolate. But it wasn't always so. I didn't care for the stuff at all when I was younger. However, now I am a chocolate snob. I love a nice dark chocolate, preferably from Beligum or Switzerland or of comparable quality. At least 68 % cacao. And it is best enjoyed with a nice glass of port and a few hours of EB.

In fact, I think that it a grand plan for the evening. Better check my supplies ...
*wanders off*

[Horst Nordfink]

I don't like chocolate.

[Hooahguy]

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Admetos]

I don't like chocolate.:jawdrop:

[woad&fangs]

I'm not a big fan of all chocolate objects. I have a bag of chocolate truffles which I haven't touched since I got them last August. Chocolate/caremal combinations on the other hand are very good.

[Spartan198]

I don't like chocolate.
This is blasphemy!!! This is madness!!!

[Gebeleisis]

THIS IS EB TARVENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


had to do this!
:laugh4:

[Hooahguy]

plagarist!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1861041&postcount=1534

[Dhampir]

I need a drink, but I'm on prescription pain meds and I'm not allowed.

[Hooahguy]

then try this:
http://www.homemadekosherfood.com/images/Grape-Juice-Gold-Concord.gif

[pezhetairoi]

I don't like chocolate.

But you love bacon don't you, Horst? ;-)

[russia almighty]

Whats everyones opinion on dat dur chocolate milk?

[woad&fangs]

Premade chocolate milk is gross... home made chocolate milk using chocolate syrup is awsome. :yum:

[Spartan198]

THIS IS EB TARVENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


had to do this!
:laugh4:
I was hoping sombody would. ~:thumb:

[Dhampir]

But you love bacon don't you, Horst? ;-)

Anyone who says they don't love bacon is a liar. Even Muslims love bacon. The willful lack of bacon is what compels people to suicide bomb--better to die than live any longer without bacon.


Whats everyones opinion on dat dur chocolate milk?

What woad&fangs said.

[Dhampir]

It's called "Zulu ala 300". It's by a friend of mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2miVbTIVY

It's freaking awesome.

PS- did I ever mention that Zulu is my favorite movie, Zulu Dawn is my second favorite movie and the 1879 Anglo-Zulu War is a favorite thing to study?:yes:

[russia almighty]

I prefer it when the black dudes actually have a chance of winning.


What would Zulu warriors be? Uirodusios with the decency mod? Nubian spearmen, but, not nubian spearmen?

[Dhampir]

I prefer it when the black dudes actually have a chance of winning.


What would Zulu warriors be? Uirodusios with the decency mod? Nubian spearmen, but, not nubian spearmen?

They won in Zulu Dawn (Isandlwana) and nearly won in Zulu (Rorkes Drift).

I'm been to both battle sites--the burial cairns at Islandlwana are spooky. Apparently, they could identify Colonel Durnford's body a year later because his moustache was still attached to his skull even though his flesh had decomposed.

Something they didn't put in the movie Zulu was that you can see the Isandlwana battlefield from Rorkes Drift. The movie had them discovering the Zulus were coming from a retreating Natal Mounted Rifles company. But in reality they knew exactly what was happening and knew 4000 Zulus were on their way as the battle was happening.

The Garamantes in EB look vaguely Zuluish.

[cmacq]

I need to tap some of the vast knowledge and infinite wisdom amassed herein.

Please help, I need some opinion on what is a good, current, and somewhat cheap Camcorder. I plan to start video documenting my weekly true life adventures in SW archaeology for a larger group of viewers. Any suggestions?

[Hooahguy]

hm. sounds interesting.... sorry i cant be of much help.....

[Emperor Burakuku]

That's Videochat!

[pezhetairoi]

For good, just buy some of the more familiar brands like Panasonic or Sony. NEVER NEVER BUY CREATIVE.

For current, the only way is to do market research and look at what the newest models are sporting. Then you can gauge whether what you're eyeing is an old model, or not.

For cheap, well, it all depends on what sort of features you're asking for: tape, hard disk, memory card?

@ Ayce

Why does your sig say your ISP is Singapore Telecom? That's MY ISP. RETURN IT TO ME!





aAH, the EB Tavern. The only place where people can go from mutual sword admiration to politics to religion to chocolate to Zulus.

AND kill conversations while at it.

[Hax]

I believe I spawned this conversation anyways. My powers have expanded, I am now the Lord of Conversations on it's own. With a mere wave of my hand, I can let conversation all across the globe die out. With a single hit on my keyboard, new conversations spring from the ground!

[pezhetairoi]

Something like the dual aspect of Persephone, no doubt. :D Six months fertile, six months barren.

[Hax]

Hehe.

[cmacq]

Hax, your brand of resplendent je ne sais quoi literally deprives words of all meaning. Or is it that you literally suck the meaning out of words; I don't know I can't read the French all that well. Nor can they read me all that well either.

[Spartan198]

It's called "Zulu ala 300". It's by a friend of mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2miVbTIVY

It's freaking awesome.
Halo,World of Warcraft,Final Fantasy,Legend of Zelda,now this Zulu movie... No offense,but when are people going to realize that dubbing the '300' trailer soundtrack over every other form of media available is becoming utterly childish. :no:

[Hooahguy]

Halo,World of Warcraft,Final Fantasy,Legend of Zelda,now this Zulu movie

...and Family Guy, and The Simpsons, and Counter-Strike, and many more....
:whip: :wall:

[pezhetairoi]

Oy cmacq, when did Hax start spewing French? o.O

Hehe, good thing I had my speakers off when watching that trailer, then.

[Spartan198]

...and Family Guy, and The Simpsons, and Counter-Strike, and many more....
:whip: :wall:
Oh,yeah. I remember the 'Simpsons' and 'Counter-Strike' 300 vids now,but haven't seen any 'Family Guy' versions.

...Lego versions of popular movie and game trailers,however,never get old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y445qA0BLec

[Hooahguy]

i think the production company for Family Guy sued the people who made the family guy version, so its off youtube now , maybe.....
ah well.

[surprisingly keith]

This is just a short poem that I wrote after playing RTW. Upon winning the battle, it struck me that there was a more human side to the game. How many childless fathers did I just create? This is a short summary of my thoughts, please leave any feedback.



There is a boy.
Wandering amongst the scattered remains,
All of men once alive and loved
The child seeks refuge in his father's dying arms.

Fighting to fight back tears of weakness,
Under a mask of bravery the father cries;
"Child, why doth thou weep?"
Kind words cruelly misplaced.

"Over the rolling meadows there is a light,
Flames that flicker like the light of life,
For all men must, when God wills it, return to the night."

The father gazes fondly at his weeping child
Oh the pain of war! The cruelty of death!
"Son, you are the brightest star in my dimly lit world.
An angel that roams amongst the vile demons.
In your eyes I see all the good of the world.
Now go, tell your mother I love her dearly. Tell her that
Under this sad exterior i'm glad to go, to dwell eternally with the Lord."

Young and afraid, the boy cries out;
"Oh father, leave me not to die alone". With that,
Under the stars of judgement the father did die.

There is a boy.
Wandering amongst the scattered remains,
All of men once alive and loved
The child seeks refuge in his father's lifeless arms.


Over the rolling meadows there is a light,
Flames that flicker like the light of life,
For all men must, when God wills it, return to the night

[Horst Nordfink]

But you love bacon don't you, Horst? ;-)

Hell yeah!! In fact, I'm going to make me a bacon sandwich right now!

[Visitor13]

(stirs from the drunken stupor)

(crawls out from underneath a table in the corner)

(realizes a forum member said he didn't like chocolate)

(drinks the remaining contents of a nearby bottle)

(swings the bottle at the chocolate hater's head)

(loses balance, accidentaly smashes the bottle against his own head instead and collapses underneath the table again)

[Strategos Alexandros]

*Looks clinically at the body of Visitor13 and says: "wouldn't it have made less effort just to stay under the table?"*

[Emperor Burakuku]

Nice poem surprisingly keith.

[Hooahguy]

that was a suprisingly good poem suprisingly keith. your username fits well!

[Moros]

that was a suprisingly good poem suprisingly keith. your username fits well!
what a surprise indeed!

[Dhampir]

Halo,World of Warcraft,Final Fantasy,Legend of Zelda,now this Zulu movie... No offense,but when are people going to realize that dubbing the '300' trailer soundtrack over every other form of media available is becoming utterly childish. :no:

I know you are, but what am I? https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/smilies/73eda05f.gif

[Hooahguy]

im rubber youre glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

[cmacq]

What poem? And...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Gxd9zhsag&feature=related

Whynd dyd blwdy Wylchmennn bycwme blwdy Spartz???

More to gryls thy, if anythyng thybee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz9_ELpil9w&feature=related

blwdddyLyll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI&feature=related

Bloody Rhyfelgyrch Gwyr Harlech, to them every words a note, and every line a bloody song.

The English version (of which they clean it up, of course)

Tongues of fire on Idris flaring,
News of foemen near declaring,
To heroic deeds of daring,
Call you, Harlech men.
Groans of wounded peasants dying,
Wails of wives and children flying,
For the distant succour crying,
Call you, Harlech Men.
Shall the voice of wailing,
Now be an unavailing,
You to rouse, who never yet
In battle's hour were failing?
This our answer, crowds down pouring,
Swift as winter torrents roaring.
Not in vain the voice imploring
Calls on Harlech men.

Loud the martial pipes are sounding,
Every manly heart is bounding,
As our trusted chief surrounding,
March we, Harlech men.
Short the sleep the foe is taking;
Ere the morrow's morn is breaking,
They shall have a rude awakening,
Roused by Harlech Men.
Mothers, cease your weeping,
Calm may be your sleeping,
You and yours in safety now,
The Harlech men are keeping.
Ere the sun is high in heaven,
They you fear, by panic riven,
Shall, like frightened sheep, be driven,
Far, by Harlech men.

John Oxenford version

Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?
At your sloth she seems to wonder;
Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,
Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunder
Every foe appall.
Echoes loudly waking,
Hill and valley shaking;
'Till the sound spreads wide around,
The Saxon's courage breaking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
'Till invaders learn with quailing,
Cambria ne'er can yield!


I fear a little over kill?

[Emperor Burakuku]

BTW Romans had the coolest empire ever. It's like... the coolest empire in the history of human race. Ha! They were way cooler then the greeks and the persians. Ha! Roma rullz!

[Dhampir]

BTW Romans had the coolest empire ever. It's like... the coolest empire in the history of human race. Ha! They were way cooler then the greeks and the persians. Ha! Roma rullz!

No, way. Palpatine had the best Empire! :smash:

[Emperor Burakuku]

No way man! Palpatine is cool indeed, but here me out. I have like the strongest argument ever! Palpatine was wearing black and I do strongly believe that he comes close on the second place. Why 2nd? Dude, Romans wore red and they were damn sexy. They wore red, I mean, come on.

[cmacq]

Seek professional help, quickly.

[Dhampir]

No way man! Palpatine is cool indeed, but here me out. I have like the strongest argument ever! Palpatine was wearing black and I do strongly believe that he comes close on the second place. Why 2nd? Dude, Romans wore red and they were damn sexy. They wore red, I mean, come on.

But Rome only had about 2.3 million square miles of territory and no Death Star.

The Empire had like a trillion times the territory and had two Death Stars plus a prototype.:2thumbsup:

[Emperor Burakuku]

Well they say size doesn't matter all that much. Well... maybe it does matter, but if we count this as an argument Aztecs and amrican-indians in general are cooler then the romans just because they had space ships? Or was is the Maya or the Inca? It doesnt' matter, if you have space ships or not, what you wear is ho you are! This again makes me think... If my statement is true, then the Gaesatae are nothing, right?
Anyways,this is not an argument because the expedition in the Moon in '69 was a fake and we don't know anything about space. Or maybe were the Romans who kicked their arses back on Earth? Now this sounds like an interesting theory...

[cmacq]

Back on topic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJYk-asu0oE&feature=related

[Emperor Burakuku]

Seek professional help, quickly.

They said I'm bayond any and that there's no hope left for me. They also said some stuff about the Romans being cool... the doctors I mean. They said that they wish they had cool red clothes like Romans and be that courageous... Or is this... my... imagination? No way!

[pezhetairoi]

/LAG

Wonderful poem surprisingly, Keith! XD

I love EB but I don't think I've ever gone to that extent. In EB, I live by Stalin's lines, 'When one man dies it's a tragedy. When a million die it's a statistic.' Heh. As a proper dictator should.

I prefer THIS song, which I first heard when Transporter Chief O'Brien sang it in Star Trek TNG.

The minstrel boy to the war is gone,
In the ranks of death you'll find him;
His father's sword he hath girded on,
And his wild harp slung behind him;
"Land of Song!" cried the warrior bard,
"Tho' all the world betrays thee,
One sword, at least, thy right shall guard,
One faithful harp shall praise thee!"

The Minstrel fell! But the foeman's chain
Could not bring that proud soul under;
The harp he lov'd ne'er spoke again,
For he tore its chords asunder;
And said "No chains shall sully thee,
Thou soul of love and brav'ry!
Thy songs were made for the pure and free
They shall never sound in slavery!

The minstrel boy will return one day,
When we hear the news, we will cheer it.
The minstrel boy will return we pray,
Torn in body, perhaps, but not in spirit.
Then may he play his harp in peace,
In a world such as Heaven intended,
For every quarrel of Man must cease,
And every battle shall be ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwJRltuApKI&feature=related

I like this version, heh, because of what's on screen while the song is sung. XD

[cmacq]

I may have heard of this wee diddy, as well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Fn7hU8-D4&feature=related

[Dhampir]

Well they say size doesn't matter all that much. Well... maybe it does matter, but if we count this as an argument Aztecs and amrican-indians in general are cooler then the romans just because they had space ships? Or was is the Maya or the Inca? It doesnt' matter, if you have space ships or not, what you wear is ho you are! This again makes me think... If my statement is true, then the Gaesatae are nothing, right?
Anyways,this is not an argument because the expedition in the Moon in '69 was a fake and we don't know anything about space. Or maybe were the Romans who kicked their arses back on Earth? Now this sounds like an interesting theory...

It all happens "a long time ago" so perhaps the Romans kicked the space-faring humans off Earth and they fled to "a galaxy far, far away"?

There is a doctoral thesis in here.

[Hooahguy]

i prefer this song:

kill! kill! kill!
we do it every day!
so lets go now!
and kill some more!
hooray!

lol

[Dhampir]

A recreation of the classic video from the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ig6e68iGU8

[cmacq]

"Images by Tyrone Greene"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY8NR7jZCYs

and a personal fav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYKn2Tj-wg&feature=related

I've often used this little song to expose the soft racist underbelly of my (white or otherwise) socalled liberal friends.

and then there is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIORNTcZG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0j73e-eAq4&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upc9_GQKblg&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWgOT4EVuA

[pezhetairoi]

Oooh, I love that banjo version. But it's so....hip and happening. O.O

[Hooahguy]

*hick*

[Hooahguy]

i officially name myself lord of the random comments!

[Ibrahim]

hail the lord of random comments!!:laugh4: :laugh4:

[Gebeleisis]

brag out hooah :furious3: :laugh4:

[Hooahguy]

hooah!

[Hax]

turqoise bicycle shoe radioactive fins actualize radishes greenly!










Beat that.

[Dhampir]

My cell phone is dusty.

[Ibrahim]

ok...
now YOU beat that!

[Horst Nordfink]

hooah!

What does that mean?

[Dhampir]

What does that mean?

Everything except "no".

edit- here is a link to a humorous explanation from the Army itself: http://www.amc.army.mil/amc/rda/rda-ap/hooah.html

[Emperor Burakuku]

Harakum Bishandar ur kanamu sharizar! Ha!

[Hooahguy]

cake!
btw, im changing my title to lord of the end- of-sentence periods........
lord of the random comments is too easy to get

[Hax]

Allez shazam!

[Dhampir]

I want to be lord of something, but I'm too lazy.

[Hax]

Lagged Leader of Laziness?

[Ibrahim]

Lord of the dampered, perhaps?

[Ayce]

*Busts in*
Any1 in here has a sledgehammer?
*Drops to the floor*

[Hax]

We need another Special Agent. Special Agent FP001 (Flaming Pigs).

[Ibrahim]

Ayce..
how the F***** did you know that?! are you hacking into the internet?
I can do flaming pigs ;)

[Hax]

Ayce haz the intarnetz!

[Ibrahim]

hey, that ain't fair...I like that....
hey can you hack on myspace?

[Ayce]

Ayce..
how the F***** did you know that?! are you hacking into the internet?
I can do flaming pigs ;)

*wakes up dizzily*

huh, hack what? i..i'm confuzed...

Bartender, a beer to clear up my mind.


Oh, that's not me hacking, thats danasoft. Sue them...

[woad&fangs]

:blinks: Ayce, umm, that's interesting.:inquisitive:

[Ibrahim]

look! you hacked on to the computer I'm using, so i ask you: can you hack on myspace? your services will be needed..

[Ayce]

Man, that thing just bounces back the information you send. Can't help you with anything on myspace.

[woad&fangs]

http://www.danasoft.com/sig/obama346203.jpg
awsome

[Ibrahim]

ok...............
(still paranoid)

[Ayce]

http://www.danasoft.com/sig/obama346203.jpg
awsome

http://www.danasoft.com/sig/Dynasticrule2.jpg

~:cheers:

[Gebeleisis]

may i be agent of the head hurlers :sweatdrop: ?:beam:

[Emperor Burakuku]

I wanna be your emperor, can I? Can I? Please? I will be a cruel tyrant I promise. I like torture and deceit. I also have a hobby skinning ppl alive... Perhaps I shall send you my CV?

[Hooahguy]

well, heres my sign! made specially for Hillary Clinton!
http://www.danasoft.com/sig/HC234550.jpg

[Dhampir]

It has my ISP wrong.

But that's no surprise seeing as when I trace my IP, it tells me I'm in Minneapolis.

[Ibrahim]

It's my IP and ISP

[Spartan198]

This is just a short poem that I wrote after playing RTW. Upon winning the battle, it struck me that there was a more human side to the game. How many childless fathers did I just create? This is a short summary of my thoughts, please leave any feedback.



There is a boy.
Wandering amongst the scattered remains,
All of men once alive and loved
The child seeks refuge in his father's dying arms.

Fighting to fight back tears of weakness,
Under a mask of bravery the father cries;
"Child, why doth thou weep?"
Kind words cruelly misplaced.

"Over the rolling meadows there is a light,
Flames that flicker like the light of life,
For all men must, when God wills it, return to the night."

The father gazes fondly at his weeping child
Oh the pain of war! The cruelty of death!
"Son, you are the brightest star in my dimly lit world.
An angel that roams amongst the vile demons.
In your eyes I see all the good of the world.
Now go, tell your mother I love her dearly. Tell her that
Under this sad exterior i'm glad to go, to dwell eternally with the Lord."

Young and afraid, the boy cries out;
"Oh father, leave me not to die alone". With that,
Under the stars of judgement the father did die.

There is a boy.
Wandering amongst the scattered remains,
All of men once alive and loved
The child seeks refuge in his father's lifeless arms.


Over the rolling meadows there is a light,
Flames that flicker like the light of life,
For all men must, when God wills it, return to the night
Wow,thats...really deep.
I've never actually thought of my RTW armies like that.

Well,with their shields or upon them.

[pezhetairoi]

@Gebeleisis

How does Head Honcho of the Head Hurlers sound to you? Suitably dignified?

....Call me slow, guys, but I just realised that the display thing Ayce displayed first was my own IP address (though points given for recognising it as my own ISP). o.O

[Disciple of Tacitus]

....Call me slow, guys, but I just realised that the display thing Ayce displayed first was my own IP address (though points given for recognising it as my own ISP). o.O

Wow. That did take a while. But I suppose we can give you 1 point. No balloons thou!

[cmacq]

Right,

like anyones keeping score?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMaJlVxBpE&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfGmf8L3-z0&feature=related

[Emperor Burakuku]

Right,

like anyones keeping score?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMaJlVxBpE&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfGmf8L3-z0&feature=related

You have any ideea? Will the Manbaerpig be in included in 1.1? And if yes, wich faction?

[cmacq]

THats...

a naked Manbearpig, I'm super serial people.

[Dhampir]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/7a2a3260.jpg

[Horst Nordfink]

Who is that?

[Dhampir]

Who is that?

Bob Casey (D-PA).

edit- I assume you recognize Herr Obama.

[Horst Nordfink]

Yes, I recognised Barack Obama. Is he German now?

[Dhampir]

Yes, I recognised Barack Obama. Is he German now?

It means Mister. I could easily have said Monsieur Obama or Signor Obama or Obama-san.

[Ibrahim]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/7a2a3260.jpg

that's disturbing....are you trying to say something here?!





go to www.angryvgnerd.com
that guy is also disturbing.

[Dhampir]

that's disturbing....are you trying to say something here?!



Obama is ticklish.

What I find interesting is that many issues which Obama represents, Casey opposes. Casey supports overturning Roe v Wade and is strongly opposed to same-sex marriage. He's endorsing Obama with hopes of privilege if he's elected.

[Ibrahim]

ticklish?? define ticklish...
maybe thee vice presidency? I dunno

[anubis88]

Ok guys... i don't have the time to look back, but i've been gone a week and you
are talking about my contries telephone's networks?? i mean telekom slovenije??? wtf:dizzy2:

[Spartan198]

Yes, I recognised Barack Obama. Is he German now?
I know who he is,but IMO that sounds like a name you'd find in Mortal Kombat.

[pezhetairoi]

LOL. XD

Well, if I've read Obama right, you're going to get Casey sorely disappointed when Obama sits in the Oval Office.

...oh no. Let's not go back there.

NICE WEATHER! LET'S ALL PRANCE OUTSIDE IN LORICA SEGMENTATA!

[Ibrahim]

no not toay Pez. I'd prefer doing it in a lorica plumata:clown:

[Dhampir]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/comics/873d16de.jpg

[Zimm4973]

OK i'm sorry if i'm disturbing your thread but i did not know were to ask this but do cheats still work in EB

[cmacq]

Cheates, we do'nt need no stinkin cheates!

[Ibrahim]

or do we???:inquisitive:

[Disciple of Tacitus]

great question Zimm4973. And you can ask ANY question you want in the Tavern. Just don't expect a 100 % serious answer.

As for me, I've never used a cheat before ... ~:rolleyes:

Perhaps other people might know more ...:inquisitive:

*motions Zimm over to the bar*

Barkeep! Two beers!

*suspiciously looks about*

I hear that the add_money xxxxx still works... and ...

*shuts up when he sees Pez looking his way*

Yeah, how 'bout them Bears .... *ahem*

[Alexandros Maximus]

pitbulls like to wear gucci nike airs while hanging from a plumtree.

fnord.

Beat that one!!!!!!

[Zimm4973]

Thanks Tacitus (Gulps beer and motions bartender for another round)

[General Appo]

Hey hey dude, if you wanna leave this place with all your limbs attached, don´t call them you know what. We call them in-game modding, or modding by console.

[pezhetairoi]

I call them manipulation of the political situation. I give politicians abilities they never knew they had before, and give them money they never had a chance to have before. They work, oh yes. If they didn't, Makedonia wouldn't have given me any fight at all before they died with a whimper. They would have just...died with a whimper.

[cmacq]

Tweaks?

[Dhampir]

OK i'm sorry if i'm disturbing your thread but i did not know were to ask this but do cheats still work in EB

Money and process_cq work.

*cough* Not that I'd know...https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/smilies/smile_sneak.gif

[pezhetairoi]

so do toggle_fow, give_trait, show_cursorstat, move_character, summon_bartixian_death_ray, and so on.

[Disciple of Tacitus]

so does ... equip_"unit name"_Lorica Segementata

[Hax]

release flaming_pigs works too.

[General Appo]

As do spawn_arcani. This will however result in a complete theft of all your private information which will be transfered to a certain adress somewhere along the Aventine where a professional nerd will go through it all and steal any money you may have, delete any files and lay out any shameful material on all major forums, boards, chat sites and Youtube. Still worth it though.

[pezhetairoi]

...worth it for the nerd, you mean?

On a realistic note, did I also mention create_unit also works? That one is INCREDIBLY useful when I a) want to delay the Sweboz from expanding where they shouldn't, and b) instilling some fight into the AS, though I recently used to instill some fight in Ptolemaioi instead, who were getting owned by Hayasdan.

*takes a deep breath, and gulps down a gin and vermouth*

Did I ever tell anyone the last time I drank a double-shot caipirinha, I had to make two lunges at the restaurant door handle before I could catch it when it was time to leave?

*makes amorous advances on Disciple of Tacitus for mentioning Lorica Segmentata*

[russia almighty]

“Do not get blood on [my] hair.”

I love blitz's sig.

That line is like what the random Turian in that bar on Noveria, in Mass Effect says, "By the way, try not to get blood on the carpet.

[Disciple of Tacitus]

On a realistic note, did I also mention create_unit also works? That one is INCREDIBLY useful when I a) want to delay the Sweboz from expanding where they shouldn't, and b) instilling some fight into the AS, though I recently used to instill some fight in Ptolemaioi instead, who were getting owned by Hayasdan.


That's just wrong, but I only say that b/c I am at THAT point in my Romani campaign where I must battle the endless hordes of Galatans/elite phalanxes that is the Yellow Death.


*takes a deep breath, and gulps down a gin and vermouth*


Ahhh - a classic martini man, I see.


Did I ever tell anyone the last time I drank a double-shot caipirinha, I had to make two lunges at the restaurant door handle before I could catch it when it was time to leave?

Having no small amount of experience w/ caipirinhas, I can say that all REAL caipirinhas are double shots. It is - after all - the drink of carnaval. :yes:



*makes amorous advances on Disciple of Tacitus for mentioning Lorica Segmentata*

*sigh* Not again. *hands Pez a slightly smoky drink that smells of limes, beaches, and scantily clad brasilian cariocas* Try this, you'll feel better.

[TruePraetorian]

*Kicks in the recently put-in swinging doors*

I'm new in these here parts...

*Motions with subatomic particle beam cannon pistol*

You, shorty, get me'a drank an make it snappy. Pez, or whatever your name be...or else I'll blast ya'. Don't bother fightin' back, I gots' me my Lorica Segmentata armor ta protect me.

*American Western tune*
---------------------------------------

How is it going. Nuff said.

:smug:

[Disciple of Tacitus]

errr... actually Admetos is the current bartender. Pez is ... ... *searches for the right word* ... ... *still searching* .... "Pez".

*shrugs shoulders. Makes room for TruePraetorian at the bar. Motions for another round*

[Visitor13]

(stirs from a drunken stupor)

(crawls out from underneath a table in the corner)

(realizes a forum member said the Ptolies were getting owned by the Hayasdan)

(drinks the remaining contents of a nearby bottle)

(looks at the bottle, then at the forum member's head, then at the bottle again)

(without taking his eyes off the bottle, he feels his head with his fingers and winces)

(puts the bottle away, clears his throat and asks)

Did you help the Hayasdan in any way, or did they get to where they are now all by themselves? And what about the Seleukids?

[Zimm4973]

*wonders if there is still a reason to be drunk*
*Listens to surrounding chatter*
*orders 3 and a half gallons of Whisky* :wall:

[pezhetairoi]

*drunkenly strokes TruePraetorian's beam cannon pistol and gropes him*

Of COURSE I helped the Hayasdan. Dammit, I practically spoonfed them. I bought lots of provinces off of AS and gifted them to Hayasdan via judicious use of the force diplomacy mod, then coaxed them into doing more than just maintaining hordes of apeleutheroi in them with generous gifts of money. It took Pontos' covetous eyes on Mazaka to wake them up. And then my Asian Legion had a damned hard time evicting their stacks of Caucasian Archers, Caucasian spearmen, cataphracts and Hye Zoravar from the western seaboard. But my rhomphaiaphoroi helped lots. :)

As it is, now they have taken Antiocheia and are getting...inquisitive in Phoenicia. And the Yellows are whimpering as they fall back, back and back. So I gave them three fullstacks of myself, and so far they've fought the Hayasdan to a stalemate but they only have like, one and a half fullstacks left. And the Hayasdan have got three on the way. Meep.

The Seleukids are split in three, the Euphrates-Tigris all the way up to Arbela, Asaak-Hekatompylos-Apameia, holding out against the Baktrians and bullying the Pahlava because they can't bully the Baktrians, and Gedrosia-India, the richest and most undesired real estate in the East.

The Hayasdan threat is such that the Skyblues are now at war with Pontos, Romani (me), Ptolemaioi, Sauromatae, and AS, and it's gotten to the stage that Pontos, me, Ptolemaioi, Sauromatae and AS have formed a Pact of Steel to deal with the Skyblues. But of course, since I don't have any common borders with the Hayasdan, it's the others doing all the fighting. :D

Pontos just betrayed the alliances though, by marching for Nikaia, so I attacked them instead. So now the alliance is, well, only the three largest factions in the game, and the most deadly cavalry-cataphract faction existent right now. (They have fullstacks comprising 14 cataphract units, and I don't know how I'm going to fight them) Against the faction that probably has the most number of ten-star generals ingame, and possibly one of the badass bodyguard units.

*settles back into drunken stupor after all those drinks*

'm a martini person alright, I got a bottle'f martini in my fridge at all times...

[Dhampir]

I am really bored, so inside the spoiler tags is a picture from the People's Democratic Republic of Soviet Cheeseheadlandistan.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/dhampir/real%20pics/a0430878.jpg

[Hooahguy]

:inquisitive:

[underthesun]

Neunundneunzig Luftballons!

:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[underthesun]

Neunundneunzig Luftballons! (Damn 50 image limit)

:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[underthesun]

Neunundneunzig Luftballons! (!1!!^&#&!)

:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[Dhampir]

:inquisitive:

It's an advertisement for "The Capitol Times", a Madison newspaper which was founded as a socialist newspaper.

This is my 200th post. I spend too much time here.

[Hooahguy]

This is my 200th post. I spend too much time here.
i dont spend enough time here! :laugh:
(too much time over at the BF 2142 forums :shame:)

[Disciple of Tacitus]

*wanders in - shell shocked - sits at bar*

Has anyone been to the "Casse/Catuvellauni?" thread lately? No wonder I hang out in here. Not that I'm not up for some scholarly debating, but that was getting downright intense.

Barkeep, just some really cold martinis w/ your best vodka - and don't use that bottle out of Pez's freezer!

Anyone else?

@Dhampir. 200 posts is not excessive. And we kind of like having you around.

@Hooahguy. Technically speaking it would be "...Sentence Periods . . . ."
Or "... ." *whinces* Sorry.

[Horst Nordfink]

It's an advertisement for "The Capitol Times", a Madison newspaper which was founded as a socialist newspaper.

How does a socialist newspaper go down in America? What with their strange fear of left leaning politics and such.

[pezhetairoi]

Possibly goes down in flames?

Dhampir, 200 posts is not much when compared to, for example, Teleklos Archelaou.

[Hooahguy]

@Hooahguy. Technically speaking it would be "...Sentence Periods . . . ."
Or "... ." *whinces* Sorry.
good point! :study:

[Dhampir]

How does a socialist newspaper go down in America? What with their strange fear of left leaning politics and such.

I don't think it's particularly socialist anymore. Over the years, it has become like all newspapers--saying and reporting whatever will sell ad space.

[Hax]

/me swings in

pickles!

/me runs off

========

Have you guys heard about that film "Fitna" of our awesome Dutch politican Geert Wilders. Just look at his hair!



WARNING! ADULT CONTENT! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!

http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/b/c/f/wilders-31002.onlineBild.jpg

[Dhampir]

State elections tomorrow for supreme court, appeals court and I'm sure some other things.

[Barry]

The door creaks open. In walks a new face, a face weathered from many miles of travel. Sturdy, heavy boots thud along the wooden floor and come to rest by the stool to the far left of the bar. Immediately he is engulfed in foul smelling smoke. "Your strongest, Barman" he grunts.

[russia almighty]

I wonder how TPC feels that Parthia is being removed for Nubia? I also wonder how he feels about me being the head guy for Nubia?

[Metalstrm]

hooahguy, is your nickname in anyway referring to Al Pacino? :D

I know he likes to hooah a lot in his movies...

[Hooahguy]

nope. never heard of him. "hooah" is the military slogan that means everything but "no"
hooah!

[Barry]

The Stranger watches Metalstrm greet Hooahguy through his smoke screen and listens carefully to what he says. He thinks for a moment and replies in a hoarse voice which makes Metalstrm who has not seen him jump. "I was under the impression that "Hooah" is a warcry from lands many moons away, some call the place "America", anyway I was under that impression from watching Black Hawk Down far too many times to not know what is reality and what is fiction, I just do not know anymore!". Soon Dung3r slides off his stool and uses his heavy cloak as a blanket, filling the room with deafening snores.

[Metalstrm]

You serious? He's the actor in all the great mafia movies. Anyway guess we watch too many American movies over here.

Hooah! *spits on the ground* (typical Al Pacino gesture)

[Hooahguy]

hooah bro!
(if you are a bro.....)

[Metalstrm]

Yargh! A barbaric spear-wielding bro I am. Hooah!

*Hammers with his spear and drives it in some Roman pansy principe*

[Hooahguy]

sorry bro, u need to be in this army to utlize that phrase:
http://www.xoospace.com/myspace/backgrounds/24729.jpg
:tongue3: :smash: :whip:
hooah!

[Metalstrm]

What, the US? Where is that? I don't see it on my Rome map. Can I attack it? I bet my legions would take it over in a matter of days.

Btw, that picture shows some great editing skills. Damn!

[Hooahguy]

you arent going to get very far against the US army when they have this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIubJX56m5w

[Metalstrm]

Damn :no:

[Dhampir]

LS will stop bullets. Duh.

[Hooahguy]

ya, i had to end that quickly before it became another "beat the person above you" line of posts.....

[cmacq]

you arent going to get very far against the US army when they have this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIubJX56m5w

Woooah, I remember when those BBs were Belg-made coaxals on 60a5s.

[Metalstrm]

LS will stop bullets. Duh.

LS? :inquisitive:

[Starforge]

LS will stop bullets. Duh.

ROFL

[Dhampir]

LS? :inquisitive:

Lorica Segmentata.

[Metalstrm]

Then I will take on the US indeed!!!

Breaking news - 1st April:

An unidentified lone man dressed in antique Roman armor was seen running wildly in the vicinity of the White house. He was also observed to be shouting garbage in some ancient tongue, and was waving a gladius wildly at the sky. A terrified historian passing by understood the man to be saying "I am the Imperator! I have come to demand your land!" in old Latin.

The Roman legionaire was subsequently hewn down by machine gun fire.

[Spartan198]

***watching through binoculars as the unknown assailant goes down,intending to grab his LS and gladius when no one is looking***

[Terraforce]

*Walks in*

"Barkeep a bottle of White Rum over here please."

Hello my name is Levi, um I was born in Jamaica but moved to the Us and am not living in a small town in New Jersey. I am 17 and am a High School senior and thats about it.:beam:

[Alexandros Maximus]

*Walks in*

"Barkeep a bottle of White Rum over here please."

Hello my name is Levi, um I was born in Jamaica but moved to the Us and am not living in a small town in New Jersey. I am 17 and am a High School senior and thats about it.:beam:


Hey!!! I'm from Jerz too! whereabouts u from??? I live in a suburb outside of newark.

*sips glass of japanese plum liquor*

Yo is dat Rum u drinkin, the kind of rum they make in Jamaica that's so strong they cant measure the strength, so it just says "OVERPROOF" on the bottle?


I drank like 3 shots of that once and i was HAMMERED. Like, "i cant move off of the couch" hammered.

it was superdooper strong, almost like i was drinkin battery acid (ok ok i'm exaggerating, but still)

if it is , ur either crazy, or u a BAD MON!!!!!

[pezhetairoi]

WElcome Dunger!
Welcome Metalstrm!
Welcome Terraforce!

Welcome, welcome, twice welcome to the EB Tavern.

We have a rule here that every newcomer must drink eggnog with extra milk, eat blue cheese and prance around outside in the sun in lorica segmentata first before being accepted as part of the regulars being allowed to exhibit their rhomphaia or hitpoint of choice, you know.

I want some of that rum, Alex Max.

*gets up from in front of the White House, dusts off LS, and hurls a pilum right at the window of the Oval Office*

HAH! Nothing can get my LS down! Especially when my LS is proven to work with Clibanarii (tm)! No one's going to pull a Ned Kelly on me, nossir.

[Ibrahim]

hey guys! they released EB 1.1 at the TWC forums! i'm not kidding: here it is

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2870687#post2870687

oh and stele#5 is out!:yes: :yes: :yes:
(ithhabu hunak ayyuha al-hamqa hehehe)

[pezhetairoi]

OMG OMGOMGOMG 1.1 IS OUT OMG OMG OMG OMG!

[pezhetairoi]

Oh befitting my quirky and insane nature, my 2500th post will be a spam post!

+1 XD

[Ibrahim]

ypu like it pezhy?!

[General Appo]

Come one Ibrahim, who is actually going to believe that they would release it at the TWC and not here? Pfff...

[Ibrahim]

pezhetairoi did...:laugh4: :laugh4: (I forced him to edit post, thus covering the part where he looked stupid...)

[pezhetairoi]

But of course, Ibrahim saying it for the world to hear kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? XD XD

[Metalstrm]

I want a coke to save me from the sadness that Pez left me with.

Wait, get me a triple Absinth.

[Matinius Brutus]

hey guys! they released EB 1.1 at the TWC forums! i'm not kidding: here it is

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2870687#post2870687

oh and stele#5 is out!:yes: :yes: :yes:
(ithhabu hunak ayyuha al-hamqa hehehe)

I kinda hoped this won't be an april joke :embarassed:

[pezhetairoi]

Here, metalstrm, a hug for you. *hug*

[Metalstrm]

You from Rome really pez?

[Barry]

Thanks for the welcome Pezhetairoi, now where is that eggnog? Not usually my thing but what the hell.

[Metalstrm]

Watches as Mr. President walks out of the Whitehouse with a pilum stuck up his ass.

The lone assailant grins maniacly

[Ibrahim]

But of course, Ibrahim saying it for the world to hear kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? XD XD

yeah I know-it'sd that humorless &$%^&*(@!%#(@%$(*@&$$^@#*(%)!@^&)!^$@*()%^*%^(@*)#&!)_^$)@*%)^*(@)$&)@(^@*()%&*@)($@$&* general Appo's fault:furious3: :furious3:
and the PM option is crappy on me computer...

[pezhetairoi]

Ah well. Eggnog for everyone! Metalstrm: No, not really. I'm pretty darn far from Rome. I live in Singapore.

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

[Metalstrm]

No lol. I'm from Malta (Melita is the given Greek name). That's the unnamed island south of the province of Syracusae :D

I see no Singapore on my Rome map!! Can I conquer it like I conquered the US with my lone legionnaire?

[Hooahguy]

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.
its not???!!! :shocked3:
lol.... i knew that....

[Lysimachos]

its not???!!! :shocked3:
lol.... i knew that....

It definitely is, but those singaporians or whatever they are called just don't know they are somewhere in china! :yes:
By the way, is china still part of the soviet union? :laugh4:

[Jolt]

Ah well. Eggnog for everyone! Metalstrm: No, not really. I'm pretty darn far from Rome. I live in Singapore.

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

You're prolly living in the only country that you shouldn't reveal you live there. I mean, saying "I live in Portugal" most people who want to abduct me have no clue where in Portugal do I live. But...you. You certainly live in the city of Singapore in Singapore! It's much easier to get yourself kidnapped by Anti-LS NGO's... I'd buy some bodyguards and a LS for yourself if I was you!

[General Appo]

Ha, don´t you know, he´s the Lord of the Lorica Segmentata, and a member of the EBF Council of Ten. I feel sorry for anyone who tries to kidnapp such a man.

[Alexandros Maximus]

I want some of that rum, Alex Max.


Go ask Terrafroce fer some, unless its not the same kind... then see if the barkeep has any.

But a Word of Warning...Dont underestimate that stuff... it will put u on ur ass d00d!!!!

[pezhetairoi]

Go ask Terrafroce fer some, unless its not the same kind... then see if the barkeep has any.

But a Word of Warning...Dont underestimate that stuff... it will put u on ur ass d00d!!!!

I was more looking forward to seeing how quickly it put me on my back, d00d. Remember, one caipirinha and I already start having hand-eye coordination issues. :D

@Jolt.

Singapore has 4+ million people squashed into 670 square kilometres. That's a population density of something like 5-6000 people per sq km, a density not commonly found even in New York or the slums of New Delhi and Manila. Trying finding me in that. :D And yes, you can find me, but if you want my LS, I say unto thee: Molon Labe.

I don't need LSes. I manufacture them. :D

@Metalstrm

That lone legionnaire was me in disguise! Heh, couldn't tell I was a Greek pikeman without my sarissa and wearing LS, eh?

[Terraforce]

Hey!!! I'm from Jerz too! whereabouts u from??? I live in a suburb outside of newark.

*sips glass of japanese plum liquor*

Yo is dat Rum u drinkin, the kind of rum they make in Jamaica that's so strong they cant measure the strength, so it just says "OVERPROOF" on the bottle?


I drank like 3 shots of that once and i was HAMMERED. Like, "i cant move off of the couch" hammered.

it was superdooper strong, almost like i was drinkin battery acid (ok ok i'm exaggerating, but still)

if it is , ur either crazy, or u a BAD MON!!!!!

I am from North Plainfield which is in Somerset county. Also rum is an acquired taste, usually we put just a dash of rum on grilled chicken hence getting used to the flavor and taste.

[Hooahguy]

hey everyone! i finally got around to updating my AAR!!!:beam: :smiley2: :grin: :applause:
:smash:






about time as well.....:whip:

[Alexandros Maximus]

cool, i'm gonna try that.... sounds like its good as hell on sum chicken.

I live in Maplewood, just outside irvington.

[Dhampir]

I voted today. State elections.

Supreme Court.
Appeals Court.
Some other Court.
School Board.
A constitutional amendment about partial vetos.
A referendum about giving the school district extra money to waste.

I voted for the constructionist for the Supreme Court.
The least activist for the Appeals Court.
The other court was uncontested.
School board...is complicated.
Voted yes to ban partial vetos.
Voted no to giving the schools more money to waste.

As for school board...you vote for three out of five candidates. None think that schools should be at all responsible with the tax payer's money, so I wrote in my own candidates. "Cthulhu". "Yog-Sothoth". "Shub-Niggurath".

[cmacq]

Sic Semper Tyrannis

[Disciple of Tacitus]

@ Pez
Trying finding me in that. :D

er... he's the only one wearing a Lorica Segmentata?!? Should stick out - even in Singapore.




That lone legionnaire was me in disguise! Heh, couldn't tell I was a Greek pikeman without my sarissa and wearing LS, eh?

Damn it. I knew that was you! Nobody believed me. I told them. They kept saying, "Oh, Tacitus, you're so funny after 5 caipirinhas!" But it was you! I knew it!



@ Dhampir.
As for school board...you vote for three out of five candidates. None think that schools should be at all responsible with the tax payer's money, so I wrote in my own candidates. "Cthulhu". "Yog-Sothoth". "Shub-Niggurath".

The other two are cool, but i heard they caught Shub-Niggurath sending explicit text messages to under-age boys.



@ Pez again!
And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

Sure, we know that. You know that, but does China know that. . . .


@Cmacq. Which current Tryant are you speaking of ... we seem to have no shortage... .

[pezhetairoi]

How interesting, they've locked all the silly running-joke threads on the forum. XD Spate of intolerance, anyone?

Heh, Tacitus, good eye! Those 5 caipirinhas seem to have improved your vision some...

[Metalstrm]

How interesting, they've locked all the silly running-joke threads on the forum. XD Spate of intolerance, anyone?

Heh, Tacitus, good eye! Those 5 caipirinhas seem to have improved your vision some...

Is this a 2nd April fool joke?

[Disciple of Tacitus]

How interesting, they've locked all the silly running-joke threads on the forum. XD Spate of intolerance, anyone?


I'd be willing to bet it has something to do with bandwidth. Silly threads vs. serious threads. I'd chose to shut down the silly threads too - as long as they don't shut down the tavern! Where will we sleep?!??

*points to Horst Nordfink, passed out in the corner*

[Horst Nordfink]

I'm not passed out! I'm just resting my eyes!

[Visitor13]

Where will we sleep?!??


Don't look at me, I'm not letting anybody under my table.

[Barry]

What is this shutdown you speak of Tacitus?

[Disciple of Tacitus]

What is this shutdown you speak of Tacitus?

Oh dear! didn't mean to get alarmist here, so read back a few posts. In short, there was a plethora of April Fool's threads yesterday about ... well, just plain ol' silliness. The moderators locked them so we couldn't blather endlessly on and on and on ... anyway, you get the picture.

Speaking of pitchers - *wink* - I'll get one for the table here. barkeep, some of your finest beer ... er.... by the pitcher ... .

[Barry]

Oh dear! didn't mean to get alarmist here, so read back a few posts. In short, there was a plethora of April Fool's threads yesterday about ... well, just plain ol' silliness. The moderators locked them so we couldn't blather endlessly on and on and on ... anyway, you get the picture..

Gah I have been done :shame:

[Disciple of Tacitus]

Gah I have been done :shame:

Don't worry my friend. Pull up a chair. Don't disturb Horst, he's been playing too much rugby lately. Anyone else? Or are we starting the weekend too early?

*looks around. Shrugs. Starts to pour beers*

[pezhetairoi]

One for me, please. I'm just been out to and come back from a fieldtrip with aussies and hongkongers and singaporeans together. I'm dogtired.

[Hooahguy]

WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

[Dhampir]

http://radaronline.com/quiz/2008/03/jesus_or_barack_obama_quiz_01.php

I scored 9/10.

[russia almighty]

Got to love the EB board sometimes. You've still got the rare romanophile, and you get people who act like they know about an ancient language and intertwine nationalistic BS into it.


Pass the booze.

[pezhetairoi]

You've still got the rare romanophile




Who, me?

*passes the booze over having done some quick sleight of hand and replaced it with Jamaican overproof rum*

[Horst Nordfink]

Beer me!!

[Emperor Burakuku]

After countless hours of metaphysical meditation I've got the answer. Dogs are cooler than cats.
Beer him!

[Hooahguy]

i think Horst needs a boost

[Disciple of Tacitus]

It's Friday! a free round on ... *looks around quickly for someone who isn't here* ... HAX!

Yeah Hax!

[General Appo]

Yay for Hax!!! *orders 10 rounds of the most expensive drink in the Tavern* *then pours the lot of it into a toilet and orders the usual Russian Black with noseblood, the only drink for real men of minor age*

[Hax]

Hmm? What's that? You ordered ten drinks on my name?

Sure, sure.


*goes on to play EB1.1*

[Dhampir]

I bought a little book called "Ignorance is Blitz". It's a collection of actual answers from college history exams from the US and Canada.

One of my favorites is:

Christianity finally became official after the Emperor Constantine's famous Decree of Consternation. Constantine became a Christian himself after being persued by a neon cross on the battlefield. The entire city of Constantinople rose up with a tremendous ejaculation every time the emperor came.

[General Appo]

Hmm? What's that? You ordered ten drinks on my name?

Sure, sure.


*goes on to play EB1.1*

Agh!! I forgot, all beta-testers have that superweapon that never fails, best not to mess with them in the first place. *Buys Hax a drink for my own money* There there, now please, tell us all about 1.1 *pours another drink for Hax* Come on buddy, we´re all friends here, so please, tell us all about it *pours another drink* *realises I´m running out of cash and Hax is still looking sober* Guys, help me out here.

Christianity finally became official after the Emperor Constantine's famous Decree of Consternation. Constantine became a Christian himself after being persued by a neon cross on the battlefield. The entire city of Constantinople rose up with a tremendous ejaculation every time the emperor came.

That has got to be the funniest thing I´ve seen today.

[Horst Nordfink]

Ordinarily, I would be out on the tiles for another couple of hours, but unfortunately, I must travel to Eboracum tomorrow to play rugby. I think I might eat a plate full of chips and go to bed.

[Dhampir]

I have come to a decision. It's huge.

I have decided to run EB with Barbarian Invasions.

Wait, don't talk yet.

I keep hearing all these good things about the switch...like an AI that uses boats.

I know it's a huge decision and it seems like I'm making it on the fly, but I'm sure it will be for the best.

Thanks for your support, guys. I love you all in a purely platonic, non-gay, way.:sweatdrop:

:drama3:

[Disciple of Tacitus]

@ Horst. Good luck.
@ Dhampir. More then good luck.

*slides General Appo more cash. Leans over to hear if Hax is spilling the beans*

*hands Russia Almighty a beer, with a disapproving look at Pez. Pauses. Sniffs Jamaican RotGut. Smiles. Pours Pez and self a shot - on the rocks naturally.*

Anyone else?

*eyes Hax*

[Dhampir]

I must have incorrectly installed it because it CDTs when I try to start a campaign.

[Metalstrm]

I want a beer. Goddamnit.

[Gebeleisis]

*wigles beer in front of MEtal*
*metal gets tounge out like a dog*
*i trow the beer outisde the window into a 300 style pit*
*metal jumps after it*



silence...

[Metalstrm]

*echoes bump around from the pit*

...

...this is... madness...

...

[Gebeleisis]

*storms outside in a leather speedo and a cloack*
*yells: This IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
*jumps into pit to kick metal on the way down just for the sake of it*

[Metalstrm]

*takes out his gandalf sword to battle with gebel on the way down*

[Dhampir]

I have not been able to drink for at least a month and a half because of a prescription I'm taking...and I'm actually not missing being intoxicated.~:0

[Metalstrm]

*Throws his sword out of the 300 pit and decapitates Dhampir*

*Said sword comes back to owner like a boomerang*

[Gebeleisis]

*is still falling with metal*...

[Metalstrm]

...Goan take long innit?

[Gebeleisis]

gash...loooong way down i see...

*continues falling*

tea?

[Metalstrm]

Hell, why not? Or some of that goddamn beer!

[Gebeleisis]

dont spil it :-s



*get confy while falling*
*wonders if anyone shall trow a chair in*

[Dhampir]

*Throws his sword out of the 300 pit and decapitates Dhampir*


Damn it, not again!:furious3:

[Emperor Burakuku]

*Takes Daphir's head willing to give it back to the owner but notices Gabeleisis falling"
*Grabs a chair with a quick move and pushes it (the head) right to Gabeleisis"
*Gives back Daphir's chair... wait... no, his head. No, wait, it's the chair."

Damn it! No more beer for me!

BTW, what's with the frekin' ballons?

[Gebeleisis]

@balloons :its a random thing,here have one:balloon2:
*takes chair and teleports back to tavern*
*thinks what is metal doing,who is still falling*
*noticed he is still in a leather speedo and admires his good looks*

[Emperor Burakuku]

Multumesc frumos for the ballon. Here: :balloon2: It's not the same one, you know...

*Gets Damphir's head back, cleans it gently and places it into Damphir's arms friendly* :embarassed:

[Alexandros Maximus]

*hears echoes from pit outside* heh... cornballs, with their bottomless pits and such.

Barkeep!!! A round of Saké for Everyone!!!

[Gebeleisis]

bura? your romanian or so?

[Emperor Burakuku]

But of course I am! Why? Do you have any Palinca hidden somewhere? If so, don't give any to these guys.

[Gebeleisis]

i surely have!
*gets tuica from behind his cloack*
gimme your glass so i can pour in!
Noroc!

[Alexandros Maximus]

*sips saké*

frikkin crazy ass romanians

[Emperor Burakuku]

*gives his glass to Gabeleisis with a ninja move*
Now that's a real drink. Hai noroc!

P.S. *Watches closely Alexandros preparing his katana* (I mean my katana)

[Gebeleisis]

Groa-pa!Groa-pa!Groa-pa! :laugh4:

it means :
Chug!Chug!Chug!

[Emperor Burakuku]

BTW, a small force of left-handed soldiers seems like a brilliant ideea. For the right flank I mean. :idea2:

[Gebeleisis]

aye! get left handed guys in eb2!!!


romanians rule EB blaaah!

[Emperor Burakuku]

I have some Musaca. Want some?

*gives Gabeleisis a plate of Musaca* Pofta buna!

[Gebeleisis]

multzam!
*eats all,licks plate*
*gets out mamaliga and sarmale*
want some :D?