Young peasant girls laugh when...

[TheImp]

I've been playing MTW2 for quite a while now and i hadn't paid much attention to in-game comments before. So when i looked at what only 1 point in command meant, it made me laugh aloud. It says "Young peasant girls laugh when this man tries to tell them what to do" as most of you must know.

Still, i would like to open a thread for the most humorous comments u have seen so far in MTW2.

So feel free to add them here and sorry if this kind of thread already exists.

The Giant of Lannister

[TevashSzat]

I remember an old thread when the game first came up about the funny speeches generals would give.

The insane attributes and drunk ones have some of the best

[Cecil XIX]

I noticed a trait in the 'cuckold' line that went...

"This man is so unable to stand up himself that other men boast of bedding his wife to his face before passing water on his shoes."

That man was King of Portugal.

[Ramses II CP]

I just got a cuckolded character killed in my AAR; he was married to a sister of the King. :inquisitive:

[Rhedd]

I like the description of the chastity belt, which is an "ancillary" that some poor princesses can get.

It says, "Nothing says "no" like underwear with a padlock."

[ChaosLord]

In my Scottish campaign my current King is "the Cuckolded" and an Englishman...and somehow has 10 authority still. How a cuckolded Englishman came to rule Scotland and maintain absolute power is something I still haven't figured out though.

In my Russian campaign I had Physically Flawless on one character, was the first time i'd seen that. During that same campaign one of the Polish generals I beat multiple times ended up with a "Wary of Rus" trait, that gave him a - to command when fighting me. I also aquired a "Notorious Berserker" ancilliary after my Grand Duke killed the Danish King in battle, i'd like to think I impressed someone in his army and they changed sides.

[Zarky]

Don´t know about that still having 10 Authority thing... it might be little bugged.
In my Turkish campaing my prince was 1 point away from being "The Queen" and when my king died he had 10 authority even if he didn´t have anything else to increase his authority...

[Ciaran]

To be honest, the traits and ancilliaries description in RTW were much more on the humorous side than those in M2TW, especially the fears/hates-culture ones.

[Psiloi]

Wasn't a general but a Princess wich say more or less "She loves other girls so much that men, -2 on atractiveness" or something like that, LOL a lesbian princess!!

[Monsieur Alphonse]

King Walter the Killer with 6 dread had the trait Disgusted by blood = Would plead for an administrative role to avoid the sight of bloodshed, and should be restricted to one. :laugh4: the sissy