What the h%ll is that!

[Pachinko]

The Muslim dude that says for a V&V that said "odd numbers of toes" LOL. that was funny. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

Now that is incest. hehehe

[TenkiSoratoti]

uh? well ill see on friday http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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"The good fighters of the old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an oppurtunity to defeat the enemy."

[Nobunaga0611]

Yeah, some of the V & V's are just plain funny. 'Crack Head' ? What's that about? If your general is going around dancing in the moonlight, painting his subjects blue (I think) and doing something else crazy, I don't remember what it was, then why would you even deal with him? Oh yeah....having a dread rating of 7 might have something to do with it http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif

[Papewaio]

Quote Originally posted by Nobunaga0611:
...painting his subjects blue (I think) and doing something else crazy,...having a dread rating of 7 might have something to do with it http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif[/QUOTE]

Sounds like Mel's version of William Wallace


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Pape you're a disgrace. - NinjaKilla
Pape has the right idea. - Sir Kuma of The Org
Papewaio is right on the money. - Nelson
True Pape, so very True. - Barocca

[andrewt]

Inbred- Most people have eight great grandparents but this man has been badly shortchanged.
Unhinged Loon-something about swearing an elephant got him pregnant
Odd Number of Toes- The prohibition against marrying cousins has been ignored by his family.

Forgot about others. Really funny for a while, until you realize what some do to your economy and army.

[Mori Gabriel Syme]

I have a cracked-headed, drunken governor right now; he had decent accumen & great dread, but his vices were unknown at the time. He also has no piety, so I tried to frame him. It didn't work. Maybe I can get him killed in battle, but if things keep going like this with him, he'll end up being Fearless as well.

For a short while, my emporer was a secret heretic. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif

[DragonCat]

My heir when my King died in Denmark was a Drunken Coward who like to Run . . .

I started over as the Poles . . .

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[pdoan8]

Well, there are a bunch of weird V&V. Some almost cancel each other out. I remember that someone has posted a list of all V&V somewhere.

cracked-brain? sucking horse shoe instead of candy.

[This message has been edited by pdoan8 (edited 08-27-2002).]

[Ii Naomasa]

Andrewt, I think you named my top three favorite descriptions for V&Vs so far.

My favorite character so far was my only decent French royal general (all my kings and princes were cowardly up until him) was a heretical, incestuous pervert (game-wise, meaning he likes little boys). The prince was definitely not someone you'd want your princess bringing home, but he was definitely a man for the battlefied as not only could he win battles, but I often found him single-handedly thrashing whole units of footmen. Truly the lad had the devil in him! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

In my English campaign, Richard the Lionheart was an unhinged loon, while Prince John was a crackhead. What a lovely pair...too bad I didn't have Robin of Locksley around to join the fun. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

[Rob The Bastard]

You Americans have ALL the fun!!

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At least the " Likes goats " V&V hasn't reared it's ugly head.

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