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Boyar Son
09-25-2007, 23:57
Well...I thought this would be a good idea....
so contribute......
Marshal Murat
09-25-2007, 23:59
I would suggest feeding them until old and plump, then slicing her up for a good rotisserie for friend and family.
Unless your talking about women, and then you might as well try to find what divides by 0.
P.S. - I suggest talking to BKS or Beirut, since they are both handsome devils.
SwordsMaster
09-26-2007, 00:00
Well...I thought this would be a good idea....
so contribute......
Ain't no tips, man. You either understand how they work, or you don't. Now understanding is something you won´t get out of an internet forum...
Strike For The South
09-26-2007, 00:07
Chicks are rather pointless they take all your money and time and genrally give little back in turn, whcih is why you should only talk to them when your chancess of getting laid increase exponentially. IE: Tackle drunk *******
P.S. - I suggest talking to BKS or Beirut, since they are both handsome devils.
And we smell good, too. :yes:
Boyar Son
09-26-2007, 00:12
What?
jus' thought it'd be a good thread.....slim picking in here....
ok here's one
"hello my name is...."
has a good chance to fail
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick!"
Give that one a shot, see how it goes.
:balloon2:
"You remind me of my mother"
"I don't use condoms"
"How old are you"
:yes:
Well...I thought this would be a good idea....
so contribute......
Got it all laid out for you right here. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=79387)
;) ;) ;) ;)
Chicks are rather pointless they take all your money and time and genrally give little back in turn, whcih is why you should only talk to them when your chancess of getting laid increase exponentially. IE: Tackle drunk *******
Says something about the type of chicks you go for. :P
If a girl is at a bar looking to get laid, don't expect much more from her.
Cossack, here is my real advice. The best thing you could possibly do is be very carefull about the chicks you are interested in. If all you want is "to get laid", that is what those girls at the bar SFTS was talking about are there for. If you want something more however, you will have to look for it, and in a different crowd. There is my real advice on chicks.
Vuk
Boyar Son
09-26-2007, 00:49
restate this...
this thread is for every guy who still makes love to more than 1 woman.
for all of us ok?
thx!
Chicks, dude, chicks!
(name the movie!)
They don't serve cake in bars...
restate this...
this thread is for every guy who still makes love to more than 1 woman.
for all of us ok?
thx!
I go for quality, not quantity. ;)
Vuk
I shouldn't have come in this thread.
I shouldn't have come in this thread.
It's a good spamthread.:sweatdrop:
I shouldn't have come in this thread.
There are several different ways to interpret this statement, one of which frightens and disturbs me.
woad&fangs
09-26-2007, 01:11
They don't serve cake in bars...
mmmmmm, cake~:flirt:. Vuk's thread was pretty lousy.(Of course I'm really skinny and drive a minivan)
I have one word for y'all.sweatervests
mmmmmm, cake~:flirt:. Vuk's thread was pretty lousy.(Of course I'm really skinny and drive a minivan)
I have one word for y'all.sweatervests
Hey now!! :O
;)
It was meant to be humorous. :P It gets better the more you read. :P
Vuk
Kekvit Irae
09-26-2007, 01:30
How to pick up chicks (http://www.trailrides.homestead.com/baby_chick.jpg)
woad&fangs
09-26-2007, 01:33
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! It's adorable.:bounce:
Kekvittles, the fact that YOU know how to pick up chicks is hot
There are several different ways to interpret this statement, one of which frightens and disturbs me.
https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9444/failurehe6.jpg
That's a no brainer itchy, everyone knows you're supposed to rewind your DVDs before you return them to the rental place. DURRRRRRRR
This thread is about CHICKS!
https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7016/threadhj2.jpg
Boyar Son
09-26-2007, 02:05
laugh it up guys
make this thread locked....
(plz dont do that)
https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7016/threadhj2.jpg
HERE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgafKLZZZQ
HERE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgafKLZZZQ
Horrible link. Thread over.
Boyar Son
09-26-2007, 03:13
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
Why me?????????????
seriously....
https://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2995/house3xj4.jpg
Boyar Son
09-26-2007, 03:14
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Strike For The South
09-26-2007, 03:18
tips on guys should be the next thread
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Previous pic was aimed at Sir Whacker...
HoreTore
09-26-2007, 07:57
tips on guys should be the next thread
Wanna go somewhere saturday night? ~;)
Wanna go somewhere saturday night? ~;)
How About This Place? (http://yougotrickrolled.com/)
Lol, if this was a form of marketing I'd say it'd be poor product placement.
Mikeus Caesar
09-26-2007, 09:32
https://img174.imageshack.us/img174/646/milhouseqw7.jpg
Hey guys, can i be an internet meme now?
1. When approaching a woman in a club attempt to talk to her over a shoulder or with sufficent body language that suggests she is of minor intrest.
2. Turn the tables. For instance when a conversation is going well in the middle use a line like this "Wow you really are a flirt arent you?" You will get some cute reply and then come back with "Since your so into me, arent you going to buy me a drink?"
On item 2 you are semi putting her down you are also building value in yourself, if she buys you the drink your in, if she argues you should be buying her one, tradional roles yadda yadda your being played.
3. Watch for her hair. When women move thier hair in conversation with men its often a sign they want you to focus on thier face. Women know men like attractive women, and this is her way of telling you she wants you to look and make that judgement, she is intrested.
4. Her hands. Did she touch you? If your telling a story and she semi reaches for you in laughter thats a sign she is intrested and intimate. The intamcy stemming from the touch or subliminal pull in that you and her are connecting. A touch, even a small harmless one is a sign of intrest.
5. Forget sex, think person. Women know you want sex, the trick is to approach them as people (thats what they are) and not sexual outlets or pursuits. When you do this, you'll find you will be persued much more. Imagine the power females have knowing right off the bat you want them sexually? It gives them control, and you are then at the mercy of thier genoeristy.
Good luck
How to pick up chicks (http://www.trailrides.homestead.com/baby_chick.jpg)
https://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8165/1190767731648tt0.gif
I picked you a flowerz.
See, take a note from Itchy. He's da ladies man!
http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/l/ladiesman.jpg
In reference to kekvit's post, I found a guide (http://www.perdue.com/handling/guide_chicken.html).
Husar, you should http://ifoughtthelaw.cementhorizon.com/stop-posting.gif in this thread. Thanks in advance.
:balloon2:
https://img77.imageshack.us/img77/5556/postingow6.gif
NO U!!
I don't see what's wrong with that guide on chicks. :shrug:
@ Husar (and Itchy):
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070310-130451.jpg
That is all.
I gave my tips and they will work.
I was compelled to post again after seeing the depictions of violence in request to stop Husar from posting, I could have used these yesterday. :thumbsup:
Seamus Fermanagh
09-26-2007, 20:13
LOVE the graphics on stop posting. As good as the "beating a dead horse" from a couple of years ago. :laugh4: :laugh4:
My brother had a house-mate who's advice on handling women was:
"Hit her, she'll come back."
My brother never followed the advice. Sadly, the other fellow's approach seemed to work for him. :dizzy:
Kekvit' has the best advice so far. :cheesy:
I was compelled to post again after seeing the depictions of violence in request to stop Husar from posting, I could have used these yesterday. :thumbsup:
What for? :inquisitive:
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-26-2007, 21:52
If discharge there be, make haste and flee.
It's practical and easy to remember.
Boyar Son
09-26-2007, 22:39
hm, ok ok anything else we can use?
(unless ur married, then the game is pretty much complete for u now....)
@ Husar (and Itchy):
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070310-130451.jpg
That is all.
https://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2193/1190761739733to8.gif
Ladies and Gentlemen (and Husar too)
We've witnessed some really bad posting by Itchy. We can sum up his posting style in the following helpful graphic:
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070515-003403.jpg
Please, don't post like Itchy. Don't be an Itchy. Every time you post like Itchy, god kills a cute fluffy bunny. Please, think of the fluffy bunnies. Thank you and good night.
:balloon2:
https://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4097/house3ti9.jpg
Myrddraal
09-27-2007, 01:09
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The above pictures are autobiographical I think :wink:
Mithrandir
09-27-2007, 01:24
Best advice on the ladies : never get involved, they'll only use you to increase their selfesteem and possibly their bankaccount. Never trust a woman who says she's into you. never.
Other than that, just enjoy the good times.
Boyar Son
09-27-2007, 01:28
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MISTER BIG SHOT MAN.
there, now how 'bout that senior member promotion?
I have been completely, utterly roflpwnt in epic proportions by Myrddraal. My shame is too great, and now I must retire in tears.
Someone... Kek, Odin, please carry on in my name.
:balloon2:
Best advice on the ladies : never get involved, they'll only use you to increase their selfesteem and possibly their bankaccount. Never trust a woman who says she's into you. never.
Other than that, just enjoy the good times.
Hey now, that is not true. It is what I was saying earlier about carefully choosing which girls you go with.
I have known my girl for 15 years now, and she is not at all like that.
"Seek and Ye Shall Find" ;)
Mithrandir
09-27-2007, 01:46
I have known my girl for 15 years now, and she is not at all like that.
Yes she is, you just haven't found out yet...
When I said "enjoy the good times" do it safe:whip:
Boyar Son
09-27-2007, 01:54
Remember everyone, it takes 1 time to get AIDs, so plz, say no and "not till we get tested". Or u'll die and ur sex partner will be either
AIDs infected or NONE.........
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I have been completely, utterly roflpwnt in epic proportions by Myrddraal. My shame is too great, and now I must retire in tears.
Someone... Kek, Odin, please carry on in my name.
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Indeed. :shame:
I guess Kek didn't like my flowerz :bigcry:
It may be hard to believe, but I'm with Vuk here.:2thumbsup:
master of the puppets
09-27-2007, 02:15
Ask her questions, act REALLY interested in whatever she says, they love hearing themselves talk and unhalting captivation. subtly insult her (not mean, just to make her laugh) and elevate yourself.
these have worked forme before (but i'm just in high school so don't know how well these work on older women).
It may be hard to believe, but I'm with Vuk here.:2thumbsup:
:2thumbsup: Good for you. ;)
Yes she is, you just haven't found out yetWatch what you say there......
When I said "enjoy the good times" do it safe:whip:
No. She does not do the mind games and she is very serious. She certainly doesn't like me for my money, as she has more than I. :P
A lot of women just want to find someone to love who will love them too.
My family tree is good proof of that. (and seriously, be carefull what you say on the subject)
My mother gave birth to seven children (One more than half what HER mother gave birth too :P), all one year apart. She married my father when he was dirt poor, and we only got poorer from there. My dad was NOT "prince charming", nor was he the best looking chap, yet she loved him and was a good wife (and mother) till the day he died. THAT is love. No matter what my other experiences, my ma and dad will always serve as an inspiration for me, and prove that good marriages can work.
I did not have good experiences with women when I was younger, but I held out and I found a woman who made it all worthwhile.
Some times the good ones are harder to find, but they are there if you're willing to keep looking.
Vuk
Papewaio
09-27-2007, 02:56
Don't call them chicks.
If you do and they like that, then you are aiming too low.
Marriage does not end the wooing, it just increases the scope of it. Buying a bunch of flowers while dating is a lot cheaper then a car, a house and a kid while in a long term relationship...but you still have to buy the roses. :laugh4:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
09-27-2007, 03:00
https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8995/houseku3jc9.gif
Strike For The South
09-27-2007, 04:02
just go out there and do something outlandish. Women aernt that hard to come by when your in school it gets tricky when you get out. Yall really piss me off sometimes. I mean come on you have 2 arms 2 legs and can speak english I know some of yall aint the cream of the crop but geeeeeeeeeeez.
CrossLOPER
09-27-2007, 04:07
https://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/CrossL/oreo_beard.png
ENJOY VIRGINITY.
Samurai Waki
09-27-2007, 06:20
Be Yourself. Don't pretend to be anyone else. If your not interested in what they have to say, don't beat around the bush, or make an attempt to listen. If you're out there to score, chances are you will... eventually.
The ones that are special are the ones you can actually listen to all day and be completely enthralled or infatuated with.
There is a real and very dangerous misconception about dating women; dating is easy, its ridiculously easy as matter of fact, and it doesn't even cost you a lot of money. Getting into a relationship is something completely different, and will mess with all of your emotions, make sure she's exerting the same amount of mental effort as you are. If she's not, or you're not, then move on, she/he's not the one.
Mikeus Caesar
09-27-2007, 09:02
Ichi and all other /b/tards - gb2/b/. I also have a nice big folder jammed full of image macro's which i will fight you with.
Rodion Romanovich
09-27-2007, 10:14
hm, ok ok anything else we can use?
(unless ur married, then the game is pretty much complete for u now....)
Putting together some info from my different sources, here's what I came up with:
- ask women to have sex with you, in exchange for food or candy: "Sexual intercourse plays a major role [...] as favors traded by the females in exchange for food" [1]
- start a fight with the woman, then try to reconciliate by gradually transforming the forgiveness talk into a sexual intercourse: "Sexual intercourse plays a major role in [...] society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation" [1]
- take the woman to a new restaurant, and ask her to have sex with you: "when [you] come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to [...] sexual activity" [1]
Sources:
[1] Wikipedia article below:
Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex.[15] In scientific literature, the female-female sex is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing, while male-male sex is sometimes referred to as penis fencing.[16]
Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it, and often involves adults and children, even infants.[17] Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age, with the possible exception of sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.[18]
What for? :inquisitive:
How many posts did you make yesterday? Pick one...
Honestly, the real reason is that myself and other american posters are forming a vast conspiracy to discredit european posters from germany, who's nick starts with a capital "H" and who looks like they are 14 in thier pics.
By the way Husar, if i hadnt said this before let me now, from 7:45 am to 7:48am you are by far my favorite poster. :thumbsup:
Disclaimer: This is an attempt at humor Husar :2thumbsup:
Kekvit Irae
09-27-2007, 13:51
Don't call them chicks.
You are my new god. Seriously, calling women 'chicks' is one of my pet peeves.
Disclaimer: This is an attempt at humor Husar :2thumbsup:
I didn't laugh. :inquisitive:
Ok, I did.:laugh4: :2thumbsup:
Also, don't you think kekvit is quite a funny chick?
Also, don't you think kekvit is quite a funny chick?
I think Kekvit Irae is a fascinating woman, someone I would enjoy talking to a great deal.
You are my new god. Seriously, calling women 'chicks' is one of my pet peeves.
Why do chicks get bent out of shape over that? :P :beam: lol
Kek, I don't see what you have against it. Guys and dudes and girls are chicks; so what?
:P
Ichi and all other /b/tards - gb2/b/. I also have a nice big folder jammed full of image macro's which i will fight you with.
That would be interesting.
Kekvit Irae
09-27-2007, 18:22
Ichi and all other /b/tards - gb2/b/. I also have a nice big folder jammed full of image macro's which i will fight you with.
Keeping on topic of the subject of chicks, I counter your statement with the Cockmongler (http://www.godecookery.com/afeast/animals/ani022.jpg).
Kagemusha
09-27-2007, 18:31
Well...Grab your trusted club and walk into the forest,plains or hills are good enough too,chicks can be found there also. When you spot a chick smack it to the head with your club,pick it up from the ground and carry it back to your home cave. Thats about it.:faq:
Rodion Romanovich
09-27-2007, 18:35
Why do chicks get bent out of shape over that? :P :beam: lol
Kek, I don't see what you have against it. Guys and dudes and girls are chicks; so what?
:P
The system of western "civilization": You may not be evil to women, but women may be evil to you :scastle3:
I'm with Vuk here, let's start the revolution for the male proletariat and let's overthrow the matriarchate!!!! :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Keeping on topic of the subject of chicks, I counter your statement with the Cockmongler (http://www.godecookery.com/afeast/animals/ani022.jpg).
https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8955/1190914387521xl7.gif
Well...Grab your trusted club and walk into the forest,plains or hills are good enough too,chicks can be found there also. When you spot a chick smack it to the head with your club,pick it up from the ground and carry it back to your home cave. Thats about it.:faq:
Listen to Kage, he be wise man. :viking:
*drags club back to his cave*
Rodion Romanovich
09-27-2007, 19:04
https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8955/1190914387521xl7.gif
Haha awesome :2thumbsup:
Ichigo: you're now officially my new favorite image poster on this forum!
Rodion Romanovich
09-27-2007, 19:06
Listen to Kage, he be wise man. :viking:
*drags club back to his cave*
Well, I ran into some problem with that strategy, I think. When I hit the chick with the club to the head, its mother appeared. What do I do now? :stupido2:
Craterus
09-27-2007, 19:12
Hit the mother as well. Duh!
Pape is soooooo right
Call a woman/girl chick and you will mostlikely never see them again. Most humans have names, if you don't know hers ask her
Boyar Son
09-27-2007, 19:26
Pape is soooooo right
Call a woman/girl chick and you will mostlikely never see them again. Most humans have names, if you don't know hers ask her
We call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....
Craterus
09-27-2007, 19:29
We? You don't speak for everyone.
Women like to be treated with respect, it's as simple as that.
We call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....
https://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8468/1190764285633rz9.jpg
Boyar Son
09-27-2007, 19:38
We? You don't speak for everyone.
Women like to be treated with respect, it's as simple as that.
*rephrase
we call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....
and no i wont call them "babe" in front of them Ichigo PERIOD
Kagemusha
09-27-2007, 19:57
Well, I ran into some problem with that strategy, I think. When I hit the chick with the club to the head, its mother appeared. What do I do now? :stupido2:
Well like Craterus sayed. Smack the mother also. Then you have both Chick and Chicken. You will be happy for some time and dont have to go chick hunting for a long time.:yes:
*rephrase
we call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....
and no i wont call them "babe" in front of them Ichigo PERIOD
That's why you say it from behind then run ~;)
Rodion Romanovich
09-27-2007, 20:33
We? You don't speak for everyone.
Women like to be treated with respect, it's as simple as that.
Let them hate us so long as they fear us!!!! :charge: :charge: :charge:
:wink:
We? You don't speak for everyone.
Women like to be treated with respect, it's as simple as that.
lol, calling a gal "chick: isn't exactly disrespectfull. :P They call us "boys", and "guys", and "dudes", and (in my case at least ;)) "hunks".
lol, I can kinda see their point with "babe", but not with "chick". I mean come one, it is like...so the equivelant of "dude"! :P
;)
No disrespect to anyone (and everyone lighten the heck up ;)),
Vuk
CrossLOPER
09-28-2007, 03:34
https://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/CrossL/Epic_fail_guy_dance.gif
Papewaio
09-28-2007, 07:24
*rephrase
we call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....
and no i wont call them "babe" in front of them Ichigo PERIOD
I call my wife and kid 'babe and baby' but I do so to her face. I wouldn't call a women a chick unless she identified herself as such and did so with sense of confidence and humour. I prefer a woman who is confident, intelligent and has class... chick typically just doesn't cut it.
Mouzafphaerre
09-28-2007, 07:52
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Tips on chicks? Why would one tip a chick?
:hide:
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Some of the chicks and dudes here really need to lighten up a bit. ~D
Pape, I know what you mean and I'd personally call her lady. :sweatdrop:
I like something about that word, I think it implies style and class but also good humour and a great heart, undoubtably a view I got from certain movies but that's still how I use the term, at least for english speaking ladies.
In german we have different words though the english terms can be used as well but as someone said, girls also have names, that's an astounding fact. Nicknames just develop I guess, but as long as every chick knows I'm adressing her, it's all fine. :2thumbsup:
Also CrossLoper, that's a very nice piece of art you posted there and being such an artist you shouldn't have any problems with chicks. ~D
lol, I hear chicks talking to chicks calling other chicks chicks all the time. (punctuation intentionally left out ;))
Repeat the above sentence, but replace chick with dude. ;)
edyzmedieval
09-28-2007, 19:48
Heeey, where's my old 10 page thread about this?
Boyar Son
09-28-2007, 22:37
Well...after talking and making friends with several girls I have come to the conclusion that some or your posts will only lead to sexual frustration or STD's.
How come all the gay actin' guys and the one in touch with their feminine side gets allthe hot ones.....sssssssuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxx
Because they understand the girls??
Craterus
09-28-2007, 22:47
Yeah. Maybe there's something girls like about guys that use more than one brain cell at a time... ~:confused:
Boyar Son
09-28-2007, 23:06
Because they understand the girls??
man....SUX...I mean it really pisses a guy off when he see's another girly dude talking to hot chicks..
Yeah. Maybe there's something girls like about guys that use more than one brain cell at a time... ~:confused:
Are you insinuating that guys who like having sex with other guys (or act like it) are smarter? I think that straight men AND women should be offended by that. (after all, why is it that the guys who like them are the dumb ones? Is it dumb to like a woman.)
Women like gay guys because they (erroneously) believe that they are safer with them than other guys.
;)
Craterus
09-28-2007, 23:11
K_Cossack said "gay actin'" guys. I assumed he meant the more sensitive breed of straight guys.
But yes, I'm implying they're smarter, if only when it comes to women.
Just because a guy is, and I quote, "in touch with their feminine side", it does not make them gay. Perhaps it is your post that is offensive, Vuk?
~;)
K_Cossack said "gay actin'" guys. I assumed he meant the more sensitive breed of straight guys.
But yes, I'm implying they're smarter, if only when it comes to women.
Just because a guy is, and I quote, "in touch with their feminine side", it does not make them gay. Perhaps it is your post that is offensive, Vuk?
~;)
I think he was referring to bi's and feminine straight guys. I don't know why you call them sensitive. A lot of the feminine guys I know are as mean as hell.
The reason why women like them is because they think they are more "understanding". I think that is all it is.
I really don't think my post is anymore offensive than how people wish to take it. ;)
Peace man,
Vuk
Boyar Son
09-28-2007, 23:27
Craterus, I never seen one before but you are the first to take offence at other people being called gay. No judgement, but in this society them's fightin' words.
and yeah I meant gay actin as in that, but gays also has many friends that are girls.
Louis VI the Fat
09-28-2007, 23:33
Seriously, calling women 'chicks' is one of my pet peeves.I love it when women stand up for their girly little convictions! It's cute and adorable! ~:flirt:
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Craterus
09-28-2007, 23:38
Oh, I'm not offended. Heh, just playing the other side of the argument.
Strike For The South
09-28-2007, 23:40
Well...after talking and making friends with several girls I have come to the conclusion that some or your posts will only lead to sexual frustration or STD's.
Oh ok I bow to your superior knoweldge. I am humbled:yes:
I love it when women stand up for their girly little convictions! It's cute and adorable! ~:flirt:
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I heart Louis
Boyar Son
09-28-2007, 23:43
Damn I'm bout to ask friends that are girls for advice too (and the occasional flirting, REALLY helps my game). But I havent asked them for fear of seeming pathetic.
Boyar Son
09-28-2007, 23:46
Oh ok I bow to your superior knoweldge. I am humbled:yes:
Gasp! me?!?! finnaly...
I love it when women chicks stand up for their girly little convictions! It's cute and adorable! ~:flirt:
I corrected that for you. ~;)
Strike For The South
09-29-2007, 05:49
Dont ask girls for advice ever. They dont know what they want. You tell them what they want. Just carry yourself like youve got a pair and you have nothing to worry about
Louis is our new god, and his feast day shall be Sept. 28.
(sorry Kek, you are awesome and all but you just got mega-ultra-roflpwnt :laugh4: )
Boyar Son
09-29-2007, 18:10
Dont ask girls for advice ever. They dont know what they want. You tell them what they want. Just carry yourself like youve got a pair and you have nothing to worry about
seriously not even the Best friends?
well I guess trial and error is gonna have to be it.
Strike For The South
09-29-2007, 18:44
seriously not even the Best friends?
well I guess trial and error is gonna have to be it.
You dont have friends that a girls. You have potential.
Artorius Maximus
10-01-2007, 05:54
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I don't think this thread will last that long, if people keep spamming, but for those who didn't spam, great advice. Do not call your girlfriend a chick, she would probably like woman or girl better. Chick is kind of a crude word, I must admit. I rarely use it anyway.
P.S. I don't actually have a girlfriend, and I never did before. But I think that advice will help you out.
Live long and prosper.
-Lucius Julius
AntiochusIII
10-01-2007, 07:04
"Dudes" are on a different level to "chick" quite frankly.
Calling her a "chick" is like calling her a "walking sexual favor." That's not nice.
How come all the gay actin' guys and the one in touch with their feminine side gets allthe hot ones.....sssssssuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxxProtip: using "gay" to describe something not to your tastes is an indication of immaturity.
Another protip: women are not stupid. :yes:
@ Louis: :laugh4:
You dont have friends that a girls. You have potential.
:laugh4:
Calling her a "chick" is like calling her a "walking sexual favor."
:laugh4:
Judging by some of the comments here, I don't think that "aiming" to get "chicks" is too low, possibly about the right level. Not sure they could handle, nor want more.
Props to all the damn funny comments. :2thumbsup:
So that chick kekvit comes along and all you guys chicken out.:no: :help:
How come all the gay actin' guys and the one in touch with their feminine side gets allthe hot ones.....sssssssuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxx
Because we're smarter than you. :bow:
So that chick kekvit comes along and all you guys chicken out.:no: :help:
You are refering to Assistant Moderator Kekvit Irae of The Arena I assume?
:toff:
You are refering to Assistant Moderator Kekvit Irae of The Arena I assume?
:toff:
Yes, that's the chick I'm talking about.:sweatdrop:
Calling her a "chick" is like calling her a "walking sexual favor."
On which planet? :P
On which planet? :P
I think it's mars:inquisitive:
On a serious note, I just got a girlfriend, for the first time ever, and I've kinda been letting her move us along,which seems to be at a slow pace which is perfect. She is basically all that I look for in a girl(not saying she's the one as it's HEEELLLA early in the relationship), but my advice from what I have seen, is that you should go for the personality first if she is attractive, to make sure that there is something worthwhile behind all of those good looks. O, and asking her to do things like putting your arm around her or holding her hand(or in my friend's case kissing her), is also a good idea, but not in a forceful way so that she doesn't feel under pressure and not being forced by you to do things that she doesn't want.
I really haven't read the whole thread just been kinda following it off and on as it's all over the place, so sorry if i repeat a few things.
Boyar Son
10-01-2007, 18:25
Because we're smarter than you. :bow:
Beirut, I am in no way questioning your homosexuality,your love for short shorts, Britney Spears, or your fanaticism for sex and city. Please do not sue me for hate crimes.
your tolorant orgah
-K COSSACK
U know im just jokin right?
I think it's mars:inquisitive:
On a serious note, I just got a girlfriend, for the first time ever, and I've kinda been letting her move us along,which seems to be at a slow pace which is perfect. She is basically all that I look for in a girl(not saying she's the one as it's HEEELLLA early in the relationship), but my advice from what I have seen, is that you should go for the personality first if she is attractive, to make sure that there is something worthwhile behind all of those good looks. O, and asking her to do things like putting your arm around her or holding her hand(or in my friend's case kissing her), is also a good idea, but not in a forceful way so that she doesn't feel under pressure and not being forced by you to do things that she doesn't want.
I really haven't read the whole thread just been kinda following it off and on as it's all over the place, so sorry if i repeat a few things.
Damn those martians! ;) lol
Seriously, congrats. :P Got a ways to go, but you learn somewhere. ;)
You are right to go for her personality; that is what really matters. Some times outward characteristics can be an indication of personality (a fat body, a grumpy face, etc), but not always. Want the best advice I think anyone could give you?
Be honest!
That really is a big one (and a hard one sometimes :P) If you are not a nascar racer, or sports champ, or a math wiz, that is alright. In any lasting relationship, she will find all that out anyway. It is better to be honest with her, and let her decide if she really likes you at the beginning, before parting gets hard. (which is not to say that you should only be honest at the beginning :P)
Another good effect of being honest is that it will likely make her feel more comfortable being honest with you.
One more piece of advice for anyone trying to have a serious relationship (and it is also pretty important): You have to remember that women have an image in their heads about men, that we are a bunch of perverts who only want to get them into bed. :P (While this IS true of some men, it certainly is not true of all)
To make it worse, as men we are naturally attracted to women and their figures, and they may take things such as a look or touch as an indication that you are "like all other men" and just want to see them naked. :P It is hard sometimes, but don't stare, and try to keep away from "guy and girl" subjects of conversation, as they will have the same effect. It is kinda awkward at first, but you do not want women to fit you into their pre-generalization of men.
Hope that helps and doesn't just make you role your eyes. :P
Vuk
Just find a group of hot blondes and tell them you are organising bowling matches for people that can't write.
AntiochusIII
10-01-2007, 23:15
Judging by some of the comments here, I don't think that "aiming" to get "chicks" is too low, possibly about the right level. Not sure they could handle, nor want more.I hope that's not aimed at me. :help:
:clown:
On which planet? :PPlanet Bob. ~;)
That was an extremely obscure reference by the way.
It's the word+the tone that makes the meaning. And from my broken nose I detected the sense that everyone here means "chicks" as in "walking sexual favors." Why else would one be asking for "tips on chicks?" So you could engage in stimulating intellectual discourse with the eloquent lady you meet at a social gathering place?
Bah. Be honest, when guys say that it means they want to take off her panties.
Just find a group of hot blondes and tell them you are organising bowling matches for people that can't write.Congratulations on the first blonde joke of the thread! :sweatdrop:
"Hey, Brian, did you see it on TV? It's showing some guy called Hitler. It's terrible! Someone should stop him!"
Beirut, I am in no way questioning your homosexuality,your love for short shorts, Britney Spears, or your fanaticism for sex and city. Please do not sue me for hate crimes.
your tolorant orgah
-K COSSACK
As long as your tolerance is intact you are always welcome in The Frontroom. :sunny:
Oh, and it's Celine Dion, not Britney Spears. I mean, really!
Boyar Son
10-02-2007, 00:11
As long as your tolerance is intact you are always welcome in The Frontroom. :sunny:
Oh, and it's Celine Dion, not Britney Spears. I mean, really!
good, I thought I went a little overboard.
so we can all say that you cant just walk up to a girl and ask her out, first you need to conversate.
It's the word+the tone that makes the meaning. And from my broken nose I detected the sense that everyone here means "chicks" as in "walking sexual favors." Why else would one be asking for "tips on chicks?" So you could engage in stimulating intellectual discourse with the eloquent lady you meet at a social gathering place?
Bah. Be honest, when guys say that it means they want to take off her panties.
Well...to me it means tips on chicks. :P Not on getting them to sleep with you, but on getting them interested in you and talking to you.
If that is what you want, a lot of girls want to be picked up as much as you want to pick them up. I dare say they would not get offended if you tried. :P
If you tried to pick up a straight, classy lady on the other hand... :P
Vuk
Damn those martians! ;) lol
Seriously, congrats. :P Got a ways to go, but you learn somewhere. ;)
You are right to go for her personality; that is what really matters. Some times outward characteristics can be an indication of personality (a fat body, a grumpy face, etc), but not always. Want the best advice I think anyone could give you?
Be honest!
That really is a big one (and a hard one sometimes :P) If you are not a nascar racer, or sports champ, or a math wiz, that is alright. In any lasting relationship, she will find all that out anyway. It is better to be honest with her, and let her decide if she really likes you at the beginning, before parting gets hard. (which is not to say that you should only be honest at the beginning :P)
Another good effect of being honest is that it will likely make her feel more comfortable being honest with you.
One more piece of advice for anyone trying to have a serious relationship (and it is also pretty important): You have to remember that women have an image in their heads about men, that we are a bunch of perverts who only want to get them into bed. :P (While this IS true of some men, it certainly is not true of all)
To make it worse, as men we are naturally attracted to women and their figures, and they may take things such as a look or touch as an indication that you are "like all other men" and just want to see them naked. :P It is hard sometimes, but don't stare, and try to keep away from "guy and girl" subjects of conversation, as they will have the same effect. It is kinda awkward at first, but you do not want women to fit you into their pre-generalization of men.
Hope that helps and doesn't just make you role your eyes. :P
Vuk
Good advice mate, thanks.
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