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Christianus
10-08-2007, 10:41
Seriously, I would like to bring back the screetching women from the original RTW. They would be realy fun as garrison troops. Is it possible to implement them after EB reaching the unit limit and everything?
oudysseos
10-08-2007, 10:42
Screeching Women hell. I want the flaming pigs back. Or maybe killer mice to scare the elephants. Seriously. That would be cool. Or how about killer bees for use in sieges? That one is actually real.
Christianus
10-08-2007, 10:47
oudysseos! I realy feel like you aint taking me seriously! Iwe been in love with one of those hot screetching women since RTW came. My pain!
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
10-08-2007, 10:53
Not. Happening.
I of the Storm
10-08-2007, 11:01
:laugh4:
But implementing them as citizens, i.e. visible in the non-battle city perspective, would be funny somehow...
oudysseos
10-08-2007, 11:01
Life is pain, Christianus. Anyone telling you differently is selling something.
I of the Storm is right: I have always wanted civilians to be part of battles, especially in cities. Women, children, the old, sick and infirm: they should all be there. And animals. Currently battles are far too abstract, and without any reminder of the terrible human cost paid for victory.
Seriously now, no shit, what if there were screaming women on the battlefield, who had a negative morale impact on attackers (moral qualms about slaughtering innocent civilians) and a positive one on the defenders (protecting your wives and daughters from rape and pillage)? Could they be automatically spawned under ai control, with no attack/no defense, just getting in the way?
Beefy187
10-08-2007, 11:07
I suppose you can make a mod. With screetching women, yubtseb elephants, catapult elephants and Flaming piggys. If you add army of sheeps in it ill download it for sure:laugh4:
Tellos Athenaios
10-08-2007, 11:36
Then we can have a Lion for General!
Tiberius Nero
10-08-2007, 11:47
Seriously, I would like to bring back the screetching women from the original RTW. They would be realy fun as garrison troops. Is it possible to implement them after EB reaching the unit limit and everything?
If you mean bring them back into official EB, I am certain it won't happen, but if this is a modding question, like "how do I get xyz unit from vanilla into EB", you should specify so.
Then we can have a Lion for General!
That would unbalance the game and therefore not meet the quality requirements of EB. But maybe one of the sheep can have "lion" as a trait? BTW, I am missing penguins. A lot of them is said to have fought for the Karthagians after they had exiled to Antarctica.
That would unbalance the game and therefore not meet the quality requirements of EB. But maybe one of the sheep can have "lion" as a trait? BTW, I am missing penguins. A lot of them is said to have fought for the Karthagians after they had exiled to Antarctica.
Get your facts straight: Carthaginians migrated to Atlantis, not Antarctica.
Anyway, if the screeching women would look like this i would want them in :2thumbsup:
http://216.151.162.62/images/1085/112736/large/006.jpg
CountArach
10-08-2007, 12:56
Remember Org rules, no Babes outside the Babe Thread :wink:
Actually that gives me an idea... *Finds a screenshot of screeching women*
Get your facts straight: Carthaginians migrated to Atlantis, not Antarctica.
Oh, my fault I am sorry
Anyway, if the screeching women would look like this i would want them in :2thumbsup:
http://216.151.162.62/images/1085/112736/large/006.jpg
Didn't Maximus Illiteratus in 3.45.1 mention them among the naked fanatics?
Remember Org rules, no Babes outside the Babe Thread :wink:
what the... that is so gay...
Pictures of men should also be banned then, otherwise it's discrimination :whip:
Christianus
10-08-2007, 14:45
Dude! Im not beeing taken seriously! That woman on the picture just aint hot! A little bird whispered to me that Sandra Bullock fought for the Sweboz back in the days. That would be worth it ingame.
Guess my intention in the end was a modding question, like "how do I get xyz unit from vanilla into EB" Thanx Tiberius Nero:)
The_Mark
10-08-2007, 16:12
what the... that is so gay...
Pictures of men should also be banned then, otherwise it's discrimination :whip:
Well, there's the Hunk Thread in the Backroom. Out of context babes/hunks go to their respective threads.
Gaesatae excluded.
Now, who else is thinking "female naked fanatic"?
Megas Methuselah
10-08-2007, 17:00
heh heh...
You know you're an EB nerd if you're thinking about female naked fanatics.
:wink2:
Anyway, if the screeching women would look like this i would want them in :2thumbsup:
http://216.151.162.62/images/1085/112736/large/006.jpgSo No more "Europa barbarorum" ,But "Europa Erotica" instead !
So No more "Europa barbarorum" ,But "Europa Erotica" instead !
no. it's "Erotica Barbarorum".
A great idea IMO... :book:
The_Mark
10-08-2007, 22:52
I'm actually not sure which is better. Europe includes the French by today's standards but Barbarorum... Let's just say Erotica, featuring Eccentrica Gallumbits.
NeoSpartan
10-08-2007, 22:55
Get your facts straight: Carthaginians migrated to Atlantis, not Antarctica.
Anyway, if the screeching women would look like this i would want them in :2thumbsup:
http://216.151.162.62/images/1085/112736/large/006.jpg
WHAT????
GUYS SHE IS SKINNY!!! :whip:
She got a pretty face, but look as her arms, specially the shoulder area.
She probably has a FLAT A*** too. :smash:
Now... hold on is not all bad.
1--Feed her some Steaks, Salmon, Eggs, complex carbs, Fish oil, and some vitamins.
2--Take her to the gym and have her SQUAT! (Butt-to-Grass) And do some Deadlifts too.
In a few weeks she will have a nice, round, bubble Budunkadunk :yes:
Bootsiuv
10-08-2007, 22:56
Boobs.
:2thumbsup:
Reverend Joe
10-08-2007, 23:01
Boobs.
:2thumbsup:
That made my day. :laugh4:
The_Mark
10-08-2007, 23:05
You can't see her boobs properly, but that's not necessary for those of us with good enough imagination :2thumbsup:
Moderator! Please copy blank's first post in this thread to the Babe thread (splitting is unnecessary).
The_Mark
10-08-2007, 23:07
She probably has a FLAT A*** too. :smash:
Now... hold on is not all bad.
1--Feed her some Steaks, Salmon, Eggs, complex carbs, Fish oil, and some vitamins.
2--Take her to the gym and have her SQUAT! (Butt-to-Grass) And do some Deadlifts too.
In a few weeks she will have a nice, round, bubble Budunkadunk :yes:
You can't be sure of her distribution of fat either. We demand more research material!
CountArach
10-08-2007, 23:10
Boobs.
:2thumbsup:
:laugh4:
WHAT????
GUYS SHE IS SKINNY!!! :whip:
She got a pretty face, but look as her arms, specially the shoulder area.
She probably has a FLAT A*** too. :smash:
Now... hold on is not all bad.
1--Feed her some Steaks, Salmon, Eggs, complex carbs, Fish oil, and some vitamins.
2--Take her to the gym and have her SQUAT! (Butt-to-Grass) And do some Deadlifts too.
In a few weeks she will have a nice, round, bubble Budunkadunk :yes:
you like... chubby chicks? :laugh4:
I prefer the thin ones, thank you very much :egypt:
So does that pharaoh, by the way
Bootsiuv
10-09-2007, 09:48
*wonders if the term 'cushion for the pushin' is acceptable here.
At least most of them know how to cook! :2thumbsup:
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