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oudysseos
10-08-2007, 19:31
Hah!!! Time to serve up some humble pie!! Who says 'fantasy' units such as screeching women and flaming pigs are unrealistic? How 'bout them killer bees?!?!?!?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2007/oct/08/elephant.bee


It's time for the ultimate elephant-beating unit: screeching women that light themselves on fire and then throw bee nests at elephants!! Only recruitable by certain factions. Like Bartix.
Big_John
10-08-2007, 19:59
someone has been peeking at their presents.. :shifty:

send the EB death squad to the guardian headquarters, forthwith!
blank
10-08-2007, 22:54
someone has been peeking at their presents.. :shifty:

send the EB death squad to the guardian headquarters, forthwith!

the death squad unfortunately currently comprises of a drunken midget and a nuclear penguin.

In any case, i would say B-2 stealth bombers are the ultimate elephant beating units, but to each his own...
Bootsiuv
10-08-2007, 23:00
An incessantly nagging wife would be my weapon of choice. There isn't an animal alive that can deal with that for any extended period of time.
bovi
10-08-2007, 23:10
the death squad unfortunately currently comprises of a drunken midget and a nuclear penguin.

In any case, i would say B-2 stealth bombers are the ultimate elephant beating units, but to each his own...
Heh, the Penguin is actually a missile. Conventional though.
The_Mark
10-08-2007, 23:12
the death squad unfortunately currently comprises of a drunken midget and a nuclear penguin.
I guess I'm the drunken midget but who's the nuclear penguin? And what happened to our Gaesatae?

And what do you mean, "unfortunately"? You haven't seen me going on a kill spree, have you!?
Big_John
10-09-2007, 01:18
the death squad unfortunately currently comprises of a drunken midget and a nuclear penguin.nice!the EB death squad is upgraded!

used to be an angry toddler with a plastic spork and a koala with a picture of courtney love taped to it's face. took forever to kill people with that squad...
LusitanianWolf
10-09-2007, 01:46
I have real, fool proof evidences of the existence of the the Bartix berzerker woman armoured with lorica segmentata mounted in an flying katrafactoi camel and equiped with flaming pigs launchers!!!!!



If they didnt existed how did the bartixians stopped the Sith invasion without the Santa Claus help?
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