Major Robert Dump
09-10-2002, 10:42
For those of u who think the crashes and the drops are caused by a bad computer, a slow connection or an overtaxed server I suggest you all drop to you knees and pray right now!!!!!!!
Agunga, the god of mud, is tired of all the infidels ignoring his awesome power and wishes to save you all should you choose to comply. But if you choose not to be saved by Agunga, he will make your servers crash and put painful boils on your testicles.
Agunga must have at least one offering a day from each of you. He is not very specific in his demands except that he prefers the offering be a chocolate flavored confection with some sort of fruit filling. Agunga demands the confection be left on your front porch or in the front parlor so that he may retrieve it with minimal interference with your daily lives...after all, a large God who looks like a duck pulled from an oil tanker wreck would scare most people, especially if it were in their living room and it were speaking Spahish.
I also suggest you all pray nitely to lord Agunga and execute the Agunga Hail Froth (froth is Agunga's mother)..you execute the hail Froth by touching your lips, your left breast, your behind and finally pointing your finger at the sky (lips, nips, behind, sky) and saying "Hail Froth, mother of all that is Mud!!!!!"
There is also the Official Agunga chant which sings:
HE COME FROM MUD BUT HE DON'T COME FROM HERE
HE IS AGUNGA!
HE IS FROM MUD!
AG-GUNG-GA!
HE'S NOT FROM HERE CUZ HE IS FROM MUD!
OH! AGUNGA!
This is sung to the melody of "Do you know the way to San Jose" by Dionne Warwick.
LOOK PEOPLE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE CRASHES. YOU ALL NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND GET YOUR AGUNGA PIETY POINTS UP BECUASE THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
Now go do your chant.
Agunga, the god of mud, is tired of all the infidels ignoring his awesome power and wishes to save you all should you choose to comply. But if you choose not to be saved by Agunga, he will make your servers crash and put painful boils on your testicles.
Agunga must have at least one offering a day from each of you. He is not very specific in his demands except that he prefers the offering be a chocolate flavored confection with some sort of fruit filling. Agunga demands the confection be left on your front porch or in the front parlor so that he may retrieve it with minimal interference with your daily lives...after all, a large God who looks like a duck pulled from an oil tanker wreck would scare most people, especially if it were in their living room and it were speaking Spahish.
I also suggest you all pray nitely to lord Agunga and execute the Agunga Hail Froth (froth is Agunga's mother)..you execute the hail Froth by touching your lips, your left breast, your behind and finally pointing your finger at the sky (lips, nips, behind, sky) and saying "Hail Froth, mother of all that is Mud!!!!!"
There is also the Official Agunga chant which sings:
HE COME FROM MUD BUT HE DON'T COME FROM HERE
HE IS AGUNGA!
HE IS FROM MUD!
AG-GUNG-GA!
HE'S NOT FROM HERE CUZ HE IS FROM MUD!
OH! AGUNGA!
This is sung to the melody of "Do you know the way to San Jose" by Dionne Warwick.
LOOK PEOPLE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE CRASHES. YOU ALL NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND GET YOUR AGUNGA PIETY POINTS UP BECUASE THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
Now go do your chant.