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Pannonian
11-06-2007, 18:15
Imagine a game like Thief, where cover and blending in with the crowd is what you're supposed to do, and completing a mission without disturbance is the peak to be aspired to. Now imagine someone playing the game with the aim of shooting and hacking his way through, with as high a bodycount as possible.

Warning: bad language, plentiful violence and high levels of gore.

How Not To Play Hitman (https://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?p=r&user=notBowen&page=2)
Rodion Romanovich
11-06-2007, 18:45
Nice videos! :2thumbsup: I guess we all go like that every once in a while in Hitman, at least I do ~:)
Csargo
11-06-2007, 18:47
Hilarious
Bob the Insane
11-06-2007, 19:37
It is funny how many of my hitman missions often devolve into this after my carefully crafted plan falls apart... :laugh4:
Kekvit Irae
11-06-2007, 19:44
This amuses me greatly because I just started a new Blood Money campaign the other night. I managed to get Silent Assassin on all levels so far, and I'm up to Death on the Mississippi.

EDIT: I seriously ROFL'ed at the 1UP in the HNTPH: Part 1
discovery1
11-06-2007, 19:54
Thumbs up.
Dutch_guy
11-06-2007, 20:03
It is funny how many of my hitman missions often devolve into this after my carefully crafted plan falls apart... :laugh4:

So true :laugh4:

:balloon2:
Bob the Insane
11-06-2007, 21:37
I guess on a more critical note, I would argue parts of the game are actually much easier to blow through like you are playing CoD than to sneak through... I guess that is why the reward mechanic has higher points for being all silent...
Pannonian
11-08-2007, 01:33
The best is #15 "Steamboat Willie", for the sheer absurdity.
Whacker
11-08-2007, 03:12
In an effort to add to the hilarity, I present the BEST game walkthrough ever written:

Coral Cache Link (http://www.it-he.org.nyud.net/deus.htm) as the main site is overloaded.

:balloon2:

( Link to main site (http://www.it-he.org.nyud.net/index.htm) also. )

Edit - If you haven't already and intend on playing Deus Ex in the future, DO NOT click my links! If you have, or haven't and don't intend to/don't care, then go ahead. It's funnier if you've played it.
Kekvit Irae
11-08-2007, 03:29
The both links go to the same host.
Whacker
11-08-2007, 03:52
Erm, one is directly to the Deus Ex walkthrough, the other is to the site itself (which is more funny stuff).
Kekvit Irae
11-08-2007, 05:00
I didn't say the links' webpages are the same, I said links' hosts ( www.it-he.org.nyud.net ) are the same. If one host is overcrowded, causing lag and/or 404 errors due to connectivity (like what happened to me earlier with it), it doesn't matter how many webpages you link from it, they all are going to be fubared.