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Strike For The South
11-12-2007, 07:21
Is a happy man.

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discovery1
11-12-2007, 07:26
What if his favorite football team just lost?
Crazed Rabbit
11-12-2007, 07:27
Presumably he'd have more beers already consumed.

Anyway, it depends on what beer he's got.

CR
Strike For The South
11-12-2007, 07:28
What if his favorite football team just lost?

2 beers. beer makes everything better
Mikeus Caesar
11-12-2007, 12:54
Any man with a beer in his hand is a happy man, it just depends on the situation that has put the beer in his hand.
KukriKhan
11-12-2007, 13:12
40 years ago, a man with a beer (can) in his hand was a frustrated man - unless he had a can-opener in his other hand.

So I submit: a man with a beer in his hand is a man with a slowly warming beer; a man with beer in his belly in more likely happy.
HoreTore
11-12-2007, 13:52
So I submit: a man with a beer in his hand is a man with a slowly warming beer; a man with beer in his belly in more likely happy.

But a man with beer in his belly instead of his hand can't look forward to the joy of drinking said beer. He might even be an unhappy man if he has no more beer.
woad&fangs
11-12-2007, 13:54
But his team just lost so he has 2 beers. He can have one in his hand and one in his belly.
InsaneApache
11-12-2007, 15:07
40 years ago, a man with a beer (can) in his hand was a frustrated man - unless he had a can-opener in his other hand.

So I submit: a man with a beer in his hand is a man with a slowly warming beer; a man with beer in his belly in more likely happy.

Ahh the joys of the ring pull! Remember trying to open one with a screwdriver, because you lost the piercing thingy on the can opener? A fiasco was assured. :sweatdrop: :laugh4:
KukriKhan
11-12-2007, 15:30
Ahh the joys of the ring pull! Remember trying to open one with a screwdriver, because you lost the piercing thingy on the can opener? A fiasco was assured. :sweatdrop: :laugh4:

Indeed. "phssssssssssh!" and 10 ounces of your 12-oz can gone with the wind. :laugh4:

The well-dressed, always-prepared soldier carried one of these around, attached to his dog-tags:

https://jimcee.homestead.com/p38.jpg

your basic-issue p38 all-purpose metal cutting tool. Good for C-rations, beer cans, commo-wire stripping...
caravel
11-12-2007, 15:46
A man with an opened beer bottle in his hand and several more in the fridge is far happier.

~:cheers:
KukriKhan
11-12-2007, 16:09
A man with an opened beer bottle in his hand and several more in the fridge is far happier.

~:cheers:

Granted. And if that guy's football team won on Sunday - ecstatic.
Andres
11-12-2007, 16:23
Beer out of a can, beer directly out of a bottle :inquisitive:

Gah, barbarians :mean:

You drink beer out of a glas!

Like this:

https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/leff_blonde.jpg

:medievalcheers:
Big King Sanctaphrax
11-12-2007, 17:17
Bottles? Cans?! You're all mad! Only a man with a freshly pulled (UK) pint of foaming, nut brown draught ale in his hand is truly happy.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/enervatedband/beer2.jpg
Louis VI the Fat
11-12-2007, 17:25
A Texan with a beer in his hand is a happy man.Then again, a man with a Texan beer in his hand...http://matousmileys.free.fr/kotz1.gif
Gregoshi
11-12-2007, 19:03
A Texan with a beer in his hand in a plastic cup, with lip stick marks and a half-smoked cigarette floating in it is one which he didn't have to pay for...and if he's too drunk to care about the lip stick and the cigarette, so much the better. :laugh4:
Lorenzo_H
11-12-2007, 19:14
A Texan with a beer in his hand would probably not be having much fun trying to hold on to the floor to keep himself from falling over.
IrishArmenian
11-12-2007, 22:49
Ahh the joys of the ring pull! Remember trying to open one with a screwdriver, because you lost the piercing thingy on the can opener? A fiasco was assured. :sweatdrop: :laugh4:
Then, you shotgun it.
master of the puppets
11-12-2007, 22:53
a Texan with a beer in his hand is a happy one, until COPS arrives, but then he gets to see himself on TV so he is still happy.
Papewaio
11-12-2007, 23:03
Liquid lunch costs manager job (http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,23636,22750214-5012426,00.html)

And here during work you can get sacked for it... :dizzy2: :help:
Boyar Son
11-13-2007, 02:43
probably is a happy man, but consume too much happy and your body will have head aches and throw up.
IrishArmenian
11-13-2007, 03:21
But if he consumes said beverage, all the women become much more beautiful!
The only negative if he consumes faaaaaar too much is his...blood flow difficulties. You know what I mean.
Who the hell doesn't drink from a bottle every know and then? (Besides Andres, the happy gorilla in moderator garb)
Reverend Joe
11-13-2007, 04:13
Strike:

Band: Big Brother and the Holding Company.

Album: Cheap Thrills.

Right now.

And hell with beer, boy... it's time you learn't to drink Bourbon like a PROPER Southerner.

...Thank you.

*ducks out*
CountArach
11-13-2007, 06:13
A Texan with a beer in his hand is doing what he was born to do.
HoreTore
11-13-2007, 08:57
Liquid lunch costs manager job (http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,23636,22750214-5012426,00.html)

And here during work you can get sacked for it... :dizzy2: :help:

Heh, my old boss usually ordered a couple of pizza's and a few six-packs whenever we were working overtime before a deadline...
naut
11-13-2007, 13:13
Good thing the Cowboys won, time to drink more, and more, and more ... and a bit more.
KukriKhan
11-13-2007, 17:00
Confucious say: "A beer in hand worth more than 12 Anheuser-Busch."
Strike For The South
11-14-2007, 04:51
New thought

I get a full week off for thanksgiving. Its mah best boys birthday. I will have lotsa beer.

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