WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

[NeoSpartan]

(slight rant warning :furious3: )

That’s the Freaking question!!!:wall:

Its been one week and I've seen about 3 or 4 threads claming "Faction/unit so&so is underpowered". And then proceeding to give some silly arguments, or findings.

I don't know what the deal is:dizzy2: ... I mean the Celtic/Sweboz under/overpowered thread has been around for a LONG time, and I don't recall seeing some many threads pop up about "underpowered this and that" but NOW its just insane.

Also, people are throwing out posts about "underpowered this & that" like its nothing.

I understand there are some tweaking and chages to be made, also engine limits that worsens/helps battle performance of some units, and there is no problem with that. Its GOOD to talk about those issues :yes: ... but then claiming "so&so is underpowered", and then somebody comes in "no because" makes the whole discussion (of how to better battle performance within game limits) go out the window.

And if anyone steps out and just glances at this form, the whole thing is giving the impression the this mod is completely F*up with unbalanced units and whatnot. :wall:

i hope people think 2x before posting "underpowered/overpowered" threads and posts since they have the tendency to F*up discussions. :yes:

[Geoffrey S]

Chuck Norris is underpowered. Discuss.

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

Chuck Norris isn't underpowered, if anything he is overpowered. :furious3:

[Intranetusa]

Chuck Norris is overpowered when facing normal foes. However, Chuck Norris gets slaughtered by Bruce Lee's fists (with an AP bonus) faster than Hastatis getting slaughtered by Gaestarnes .

[hoom]

Chuck Norris is just right in EB.
People complain that he beats unit X or slaughters unit Y but its simple fact that historically Chuck Norris was so powerful that he could even defeat Ninjas :chucks:
I know there is precious little hard evidence to base this fact on, however I uncovered a little known inscription on the wall of the toilet at work which states:

CHCK NRRS PWNS NNJS

So clearly contemporary observers were of the opinion that Chuck Norris was far more powerful than Ninjas.
This is well represented in the EB Chuck Norris unit being supremely powerful on the battlefield.
It is in-fact possible to defeat the EB Chuck Norris, but it requires an entire stack of Ninjas, far more than ever existed in reality in one place at any time.

Which brings me to a slightly off topic point: The unit description for Ninjas needs to be fixed, currently it only says "These guys are pretty neat; and by neat, I mean quite good".
Given the (Chuck Norris notwithstanding) elite nature of the Ninja, I feel that this sentence needs to be strengthened somewhat.

[Intranetusa]

Chuck Norris is just right in EB.
People complain that he beats unit X or slaughters unit Y but its simple fact that historically Chuck Norris was so powerful that he could even defeat Ninjas :chucks:

CHCK NRRS PWNS NNJS

So clearly contemporary observers were of the opinion that Chuck Norris was far more powerful than Ninjas.


If what you say is true, then why did Chuck Norris get his neck snapped in two in "Return of the Dragon" aka "Way of the Dragon"?

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

That movie had the difficulty level set to VH/VH.

[Narhon]

I have found this happens in many popular computer games. I use to play Starwars galaxies until the this and that class is too powerful crowd cried enough and the devs nerfed every popular class and then rewrote the game. I have not played that game since. People should realized that not everyone is the same and each class in what ever game is not the same. Everyone/ class has its own strengths and weaknesses. Each player should play and learn what those are for their favorite classes or in this game's case nation. I like to play Roma it has its own strengths and weaknesses like all the others. One should not charge directly into a wall of spears for instance. Pick up a book on basic infantry tactics and look up flanking. :book: That maneuver does wonders in battle. If your game is too easy try vh/vh. The new upgrade which I think is outstanding, seems too take care of the boredom that came along with RTW vanilla. :soapbox:

sorry for the rant

~:cheers:

all I can say is I am enjoying the 1.0 upgrade and will for some time.

I have a serious question now. How does one get the clowns out from under his bed :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown:

[Intranetusa]

That movie had the difficulty level set to VH/VH.

Or maybe Bruce Lee's fists had the AP trait that could penetrate through Chuck's armor of thick skin.

[hoom]

Chuck Norris doesn't need armour.
The only 'armour' he needs is jeans, half-open shirt, stetson & hard liquor.

[Starforge]

(slight rant warning :furious3: )

That’s the Freaking question!!!:wall:



People got tired of posting why their class is underpowered on the WoW forums and figured they'd come here to satisfy their complaint needs and bother some new people.

[Rodion Romanovich]

Chuck Norris has so low stats and small unit size that when EB rounded it off it got zero and he disappeared from the mod

[bovi]

That movie had the difficulty level set to VH/VH.
That one made me laugh out loud :2thumbsup:.

[Sakkura]

Its been one week and I've seen about 3 or 4 threads claming "Faction/unit so&so is underpowered". And then proceeding to give some silly arguments, or findings.
Lol, nurf Spartans.

[tapanojum]

Chuck Norris is just right in EB.
People complain that he beats unit X or slaughters unit Y but its simple fact that historically Chuck Norris was so powerful that he could even defeat Ninjas :chucks:
I know there is precious little hard evidence to base this fact on, however I uncovered a little known inscription on the wall of the toilet at work which states:

CHCK NRRS PWNS NNJS

So clearly contemporary observers were of the opinion that Chuck Norris was far more powerful than Ninjas.
This is well represented in the EB Chuck Norris unit being supremely powerful on the battlefield.
It is in-fact possible to defeat the EB Chuck Norris, but it requires an entire stack of Ninjas, far more than ever existed in reality in one place at any time.

Which brings me to a slightly off topic point: The unit description for Ninjas needs to be fixed, currently it only says "These guys are pretty neat; and by neat, I mean quite good".
Given the (Chuck Norris notwithstanding) elite nature of the Ninja, I feel that this sentence needs to be strengthened somewhat.

This is the most scientific and intelligent Chuck Norris post I have yet to read :yes:

[Thaatu]

In Delta Force I wouldn't say Chuck Norris is overpowered, but the whole world is underpowered. Of course, it's scientifically proven that the movie sucks, so I guess it's natural.

[Geoffrey S]

In Delta Force I wouldn't say Chuck Norris is overpowered, but the whole world is underpowered. Of course, it's scientifically proven that the movie sucks, so I guess it's natural.
Can you provide sources for that? If you can't, it means another entirely hypothetical proposition must be correct.

[Danest]

The kitty was clearly boosting Bruce Lee's attack vs. Norris, with it's druidic meowing.

[Sygrod]

I am humbly wondering if the Helvetii complained after the battle of Bibracte 58BC that the Romans were overpowered...
My opinion is simple: If a faction seems overpowered, well, sucks to be me. What can I do to overcome this problem? Complaining on this board is only the final option, when all others are exhausted, and then, it is more often than not just a simple question. I agree that some gamers are very quick to come to conclusions that some faction or other is overpowered. My advice:
Deal with it.

[J.Alco]

I am of the controversial opinion that, no matter how much help he may have had, Bruce Lee still pwnd Chuck Norris. Therefore: Bruce Lee is more powerful than Chuck Norris.

Now, if Bruce Lee ever got beaten by anyone in any of his adventures, then said person is more powerful than both Bruce Lee AND Chuck Norris!

Now there's a frightening thought :dizzy2:

[Leviathan DarklyCute]

Shaolin kung fu monks annoys me. they always seem so unbeaten, when any other unit in the world have points of strength and weakness:whip:
they don't even wear armour! they are too overpowered!:wall:

[blank]

Shaolin kung fu monks annoys me. they always seem so unbeaten, when any other unit in the world have points of strength and weakness:whip:
they don't even wear armour! they are too overpowered!:wall:

Shaolin monks aren't unbeatable - ever seen Kill Bill 2? :whip:

[konny]

I am of the controversial opinion that, no matter how much help he may have had, Bruce Lee still pwnd Chuck Norris. Therefore: Bruce Lee is more powerful than Chuck Norris


The first evidence of Bruce Lee is on the Vandamme Column, so the appearence of Bruce Lee in EB, its spamming by the AI in particular, is complete ahistoric.

[Bonny]

The first evidence of Bruce Lee is on the Vandamme Column, so the appearence of Bruce Lee in EB, its spamming by the AI in particular, is complete ahistoric.


lol

[Bootsiuv]

This thread is classic. :laugh4:

[Thaatu]

Can you provide sources for that? If you can't, it means another entirely hypothetical proposition must be correct.
I'm insulted. Don't you trust me?

[Tellos Athenaios]

No it's just out of general scholarly principle. We demand sources! :yes:

[The Celtic Viking]

No one should trust a Finlander, even if he has evidence to back up his claims with. Don't you have any faith at all?

[blank]

The first evidence of Bruce Lee is on the Vandamme Column, so the appearence of Bruce Lee in EB, its spamming by the AI in particular, is complete ahistoric.

You're just biased towards Chuck Norris, everyone knows he stole all his ideas from the Greeks :furious3:
Soon you'll be asking why Chuck Norris doesn't have lorica segmentata in EB :wall:
If you want evidence, then recently there have been several findings of ancient warriors - Mr.T's jewelry has been found in a bog north of Copenhagen (also proves that Romans lived in Denmark), and in southern France there are cave drawings from approximately 4300 BC showing Bruce Lee beating up neanderthals. What there is not, however, is any evidence of Chuck Norris. I also have to add that his shield design is medieval Celtic and has nothing to do with ancient Europe. There.

[Callicles]

People that complain usually haven't played EB long enough to understand how different it is from any other TW game they've played. It's a patient man's game. Ususually the common principle that exists in all of the "overpowered/underpowered" threads is that the complainer wants something faster.

I remember one recent post where someone thought that the game should be modded so that every faction's capital has the highest level barracks in 272. Their reasoning: "because it would be uber-cool." Same with the people that want Lorica Segmentata for the Romans or Spartans to be unbeatable.

I just presume that anyone posting about such and such a unit or such and such a faction is around 14 years old until I see something to show me that they've put a lot of thought and consideration into their suggestions. Konny and his discussion on the money script, for example, shows how reasonable people try to make helpful suggestions.

Granted, I wish Baktria wasn't the presumptive favorite for the Saka v. Pahlava v. Baktria matchup, but I know that the EB team is working hard to balance every faction... they don't need me complaining and starting threads about how they are overpowered (besides, it probably has nothing to do with them being overpowered, but with economics).

But, overall, this has been a hilarious thread to read. Sorry I'm not as clever as the rest of you so as to be funny. The "vh/vh movie difficulty" comment was particularly good.

[Geoffrey S]

No it's just out of general scholarly principle. We demand sources! :yes:
Well, demand... I'd just like some ketchup, thank you...

[NeoSpartan]

People that complain usually haven't played EB long enough to understand how different it is from any other TW game they've played. It's a patient man's game. Ususually the common principle that exists in all of the "overpowered/underpowered" threads is that the complainer wants something faster.

I remember one recent post where someone thought that the game should be modded so that every faction's capital has the highest level barracks in 272. Their reasoning: "because it would be uber-cool." Same with the people that want Lorica Segmentata for the Romans or Spartans to be unbeatable.

I just presume that anyone posting about such and such a unit or such and such a faction is around 14 years old until I see something to show me that they've put a lot of thought and consideration into their suggestions. Konny and his discussion on the money script, for example, shows how reasonable people try to make helpful suggestions.

Granted, I wish Baktria wasn't the presumptive favorite for the Saka v. Pahlava v. Baktria matchup, but I know that the EB team is working hard to balance every faction... they don't need me complaining and starting threads about how they are overpowered (besides, it probably has nothing to do with them being overpowered, but with economics).

But, overall, this has been a hilarious thread to read. Sorry I'm not as clever as the rest of you so as to be funny. The "vh/vh movie difficulty" comment was particularly good.

that is true that is true.... :book:

....and it gets worst when they don't want to pay attention to the responces given. Some do, others... need a little more bashing before they pay any attention to the responces:smash:

[hoom]

Since Bruce Lee was brought up, this seems an opportune time to mention another inscription I've discovered.
This one was in the hallway leading to the loo at a club:

BRCE LVV S NNSYPNSY -CN

Scholars I've consulted are divided on the correct interpretation of this phrase but I believe that this engraving marks the spot where a Ninja dared suggest to Chuck Norris that Bruce Lee could kick his ass.
Related evidence such as some police tape, a blood stained black boot with separated toe & a guitar pick were found in a nearby cupboard.
Some believe these are merely relics of later Ninja activity due to the proximity to babes at the bar & because the police tape is of a type whose first known use is after Chuck Norris.
However if Chuck Norris was around the bar hanging out with babes & killing Ninjas, the police most likely will have needed to order substantial new stocks of police tape.
It is therefore quite possible that this period was in fact the driver of evolution to the new type of police tape :bow:

[Danest]

I think Bruce Lee Probably had two hitpoints, and lost the first one early enough in the fight. Either that, or he had more stamina than Norris and simply outlasted him. And I like the idea that you could see the Roman world wonder on the battle map while they were fighting.

[MerlinusCDXX]

again, folks,
history proves that the use of the Bartixian Chuck Norris clone was WAY more cost effective, something to do with the standardization of training language and equipment issue (the Stetson Helmet and Denimothorax) so the unit had a lot more men and was better armored.

However, if your Faction Leader wasn't hit with the "declining civilization" trait series, which disables the Bruce Lee temple building tree in addition to making it economically impossible to survive the 1st 5 turns, then the recruitment of a mass of Bruce Lees was possible, but only if your start position was rich in mining resources and had good sea trade. So, that said, if you were able to mass Bruce Lees, you had basically already met your faction's victory conditions, but if you were at all short of your VC's, the Chuck Norris strategy was pretty much the only way to go.

[Treverer]

It's a patient man's game.
...
(besides, it probably has nothing to do with them being overpowered, but with economics).
ad a): I've found out that after some days of playing & lurking in the forums.

ad b): Someone else or maybe Callicles has posted a similar conclusion some time ago in another thread. And I have to agree with him ...

T.

[LusitanianWolf]

WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!! :furious3: :furious3:

[Wolfman]

So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?

[Intranetusa]

WTF Chuck Norris doesnt wear Lorica Segmentata?????
And where is Bruce Lee Katraphactoi Camel???
And why cant I recruit them both in Atlantis with Bactrix??
That is unhistorical and should be modded as I speakl!!!!!!! :furious3: :furious3:


Bruce Lee doesn't have a cataphract camel...although I'm sure each one of his six packs may be quite large and misinterpreted as a camel's hump.



So you mean all that chest hair is really armor?

Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.

[Wolfman]

Remember in Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, when Bruce Lee manages to grab off a handfull of Chuck Norris's chest hairs? That was Lee's AP trait at working subduing Norris's chest hair armor.
I must get this to the Academy! Cheerio!

[Beefy187]

Why isnt Jackie Chen in EB? Clearly he is much more powerful then Bruce Lee in many ways. :furious3:

[Intranetusa]

Why isnt Jackie Chen in EB? Clearly he is much more powerful then Bruce Lee in many ways. :furious3:

Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.

[Wolfman]

Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?

[Beefy187]

Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.


That movie was set on H/E difficulty :no:

Therefore Jackie Chan should be included!:furious3:

[bovi]

Unfortunately Jackie Chan has a lethality of 0 since all he does is bounce around the battlefield and knocking down the enemy.

[konny]

Just from an academic standpoint Would chuck norris chest hair armor implant from Bartaxia also explain his Germanic ancestors near invulnerability in battle?

Early engravings found in a tomb in Pannonia showing Germanic Schwârzéneggàz elite ass kickers indicate that they fought with a shaven chest.

[Thaatu]

No it's just out of general scholarly principle. We demand sources! :yes:
I thought you people were my friends... I... I guess I was wrong... I just... *sniff* I just don't know what to think anymore... If you can't trust me on Delta Force, then... it's all been for nothing... Fine, I don't care... :disappointed:




WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!
~:mecry: ~:mecry: ~:mecry: ~:mecry:

[Emperor Burakuku]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[blank]

Jackie Chan is just an actor - at best, he is merely one of Bruce Lee's ancillaries.
Haven't you seen Enter the Dragon? During Lee's fight with 3 units of city guards (commanded by the charismatic, hale & hearty, but dull governor Han), Lee snaps the head of one of the guards who was played by Jackie Chan.

On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is broken :furious3:
The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too :juggle2:

I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etc

[Digby Tatham Warter]

On a side note, i hate how in these kind of movies the "good guy" always breaks people's necks like they are very, very dry twigs. They just move their palms a little and BAM the neck is broken :furious3:
The worst example is Steven Seagal, he always breaks about 50 necks per movie like that. He also tends to break everyone's arms and legs too :juggle2:

I can imagine him taking on a Roman legion: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* etcDon't underestimate the power of the vibrating palm. On second thoughts, perphaps some of these films should carry a mental health warning.

[Wolfman]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.Jesus could deatomize chuck norris because jesus is god in the flesh. nananana

[Intranetusa]

Unfortunately Jackie Chan has a lethality of 0 since all he does is bounce around the battlefield and knocking down the enemy.

Yes, Jackie Chan is too much of a softy who never kills his opponents.



Jesus could deatomize chuck norris because jesus is god in the flesh. nananana

Then the Flying Spaghetti Monster can incinerate Jesus because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is god in god form. XD

[Olaf The Great]

People got tired of posting why their class is underpowered on the WoW forums and figured they'd come here to satisfy their complaint needs and bother some new people.ROGUE'S VANISH IS BROKEN

WARLOCKS ARE OVERPOWERED

HOLY PREISTS SUCK AT LEVELING


RET NEEDS MORE THREAT REDUCTION!

[Watchman]

I was under the impression Jesus was the son of God...? Then again Christians killed each other over the issue for a millenia and never got anywhere.

But since Chuck Norris, obviously, is God he should have no trouble dealing with some punkass son/aspect/emnation. Although that begs the question of what Bruce Lee then was, as he taught Chuck the ropes... :thinking:

Deep, man.

[Pharnakes]

Chronos.


BTW, what acctualy happens if you set a units lethalit to 0?

Does it still knock people down or is it completly inefective.

Cause if it was the former, you could have a very funny unit with 99ap attack and 0 lethality, it would win by knocking all the enemies over, but it would be a bloodless battle. Imagine a unit of them defending a town square...

Mind you, they would suck against cav, cuase cav can't be knocked down.

[Intranetusa]

I was under the impression Jesus was the son of God...? Then again Christians killed each other over the issue for a millenia and never got anywhere.

But since Chuck Norris, obviously, is God he should have no trouble dealing with some punkass son/aspect/emnation. Although that begs the question of what Bruce Lee then was, as he taught Chuck the ropes... :thinking:

Deep, man.

The doctrines set by the Council of Nicea proclaimed that Jesus was the son of god and god in the flesh as a part of the holy trinity...iirc :/


As for Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris...that's mind boggling. >.<

[Intranetusa]

Choronos.


BTW, what acctualy happens if you set a units lethalit to 0?

Does it still knock people down or is it completly inefective.

Cause if it was the former, you could have a very funny unit with 99ap attack and 0 lethality, it would win by knocking all the enemies over, but it would be a bloodless battle. Imagine a unit of them defending a town square...

Mind you, they would suck against cav, cuase cav can't be knocked down.


Or a unit with 99 attack and 0 lethality, or 99 lethality and 0 attack, or 1 attack and 99 charge bonus, etc

The possibilities for this awesome experiment is endless XD

[Watchman]

The doctrines set by the Council of Nicea proclaimed that Jesus was the son of god and god in the flesh as a part of the holy trinity...iirc :/Yeah, and we know how well that was generally taken, understood and heeded at the grassroots level...

Seriously, the whole Trinity thing has to have been about the single biggest self-imposed source of theological trouble for the whole faith. I've no doubt the Muslims tended to regard it with puzzled mirth (when they weren't snickering at the equally crackpot and troublesome transsubstantion issue).

But I digress. We're talking about Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee here, not misguided heathen idolatry. :shame:

[BigTex]

I was under the impression Jesus was the son of God...? Then again Christians killed each other over the issue for a millenia and never got anywhere.

But since Chuck Norris, obviously, is God he should have no trouble dealing with some punkass son/aspect/emnation. Although that begs the question of what Bruce Lee then was, as he taught Chuck the ropes... :thinking:

Deep, man.

Well if Chuck Norris is a god, and Bruce Lee is a god creator. He must be like the universe or something man. Thats deep man.

[Watchman]

Right - but what's that make Bruce's mom then ? This is some far out stuff here, man.

"Jah sez: mo' herb."
- Ganja Farmer

[Emperor Burakuku]

Yes, Jackie Chan is too much of a softy who never kills his opponents.




Then the Flying Spaghetti Monster can incinerate Jesus because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is god in god form. XD


I don't agree. We all know Hercules and Xena always kick Ares' arse. Every damn episode they meet.

[Watchman]

Ares is a wuss. I mean, what self-respecting war god lets himself get exiled anyway ?

[bovi]

This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.

[Emperor Burakuku]

This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.

That is indeed hilarious. I am taking a serious option into creating the Mighty Church of the Mighty Burakuku as I am a god myself. Any sugestions? I was thinking about an agnostic/atheistic institutuion that provides an alternative to people.

[Watchman]

This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.:fainting:
Lo, I am forsooth and cast aside by the Almighty.
Time to find a new divinity I guess...

:thinking:
...and who are you that tempts me so !? :pokemon:

[Emperor Burakuku]

Did you wanted to quote me or Bovi? I am confused? Is Bovi also a god?

[Watchman]

Of course he is. Thou shalt offer a bowl of lukewarm tapioca, representing thine brain, in a humble sacrifice. May His flickering light shine foerever.

[blank]

Of course he is. Thou shalt offer a bowl of lukewarm tapioca, representing thine brain, in a humble sacrifice. May His flickering light shine foerever.

i think he prefers naked virgins to tapioca though :yes:

[Watchman]

Do I look like I would have spare naked virgins lying around ? :inquisitive: The Lord can have his preferences, but the tapioca is all I can offer... :shame:

[Pharnakes]

i think he prefers naked virgins to tapioca though



He's holy, but he is not that holy.

[Emperor Burakuku]

He's holy, but he is not that holy.

Nobody is that holy. Virgins are overestimated while they're underopwered. Every connaisseur knows that. Why do you think Jessus chosed Magdalena? He knew his game.

[julianus apostata]

Good to know to be part of a forum where not only gams-addicted nerds meet; all this sophicticated discussion about religious/philosophical themes makes me really confused, but it is although a tremendous evidence of yours, the forum members sholarship.

But one more questions is to ask:

What gave us th EB-developers besides a well-balanced game experience, regional AOR-units, a huge and beautyfull map, historical buildings, under-/overpowered factions, naked barbarians, sleepless nights, placed on the waiting list girl friends, coffein abuse and and a totally new computergame culture???
:2thumbsup:

[NeoSpartan]

:dizzy2:

[Emperor Burakuku]

Good to know to be part of a forum where not only gams-addicted nerds meet; all this sophicticated discussion about religious/philosophical themes makes me really confused, but it is although a tremendous evidence of yours, the forum members sholarship.

But one more questions is to ask:

What gave us th EB-developers besides a well-balanced game experience, regional AOR-units, a huge and beautyfull map, historical buildings, under-/overpowered factions, naked barbarians, sleepless nights, placed on the waiting list girl friends, coffein abuse and and a totally new computergame culture???
:2thumbsup:

EB gives me hope. To make myself clear: if I can restrict myself to only 2 hours of EB a day, this means I am damn strong. I can basically do anything if I can stop myself through willpower not abusing such a wonderful invention. It gives me hope man.

[Malik of Sindh]

Hayasdan overpowered!!!!!!!

:laugh4:

[russia almighty]

I'm the god that goes around making sure white naked virgin's can never be used in a virgin sacrifice again ......


and be impregnated with half white half black babies .

[Emperor Burakuku]

I'm the god that goes around making sure white naked virgin's can never be used in a virgin sacrifice again ......


and be impregnated with half white half black babies .

Are you black, russian and god at the same time? That must be the strangest combination ever.

[russia almighty]

The Russia part is a joke . I am an Ethiopian living in the U.S(ain't ethnicy like every other immigrant or 1st ,2nd generation kid though , **** Ethiopia, **** East Africa , **** it all) . Russia Almighty sounds better than Ethiopia Almighty

[Emperor Burakuku]

I know that the Russia part is a joke dude :laugh4: and I know exactly where Ethipoia is ;). If you ask me, Ethipopia Almighty sounds better.

[Geoffrey S]

:dizzy2:
Heh. Sorry mate!

[Emperor Burakuku]

If we were able to do that :dizzy2: to a spartan it means we have some destructive potential.

[Intranetusa]

Did you know that Bruce Lee only had one testicle? Think of what he could've done if he had two.

Discuss...

[Emperor Burakuku]

Think what he could have done if he had three.

[Watchman]

You mean that rapper, whowasit, 2Pac was his reincarnation ?

[Emperor Burakuku]

You mean that rapper, whowasit, 2Pac was his reincarnation ?

NO.

[Sakkura]

Did you know that Bruce Lee only had one testicle? Think of what he could've done if he had two.

Discuss...
I don't know, lived past 32? I guess he ran out of vitality halfway through life.

[Emperor Burakuku]

I don't know, lived past 32? I guess he ran out of vitality halfway through life.

You mean that if he had three he would have lived 96?

P.S You know that what we're doing right now it's not exactly ok, right? OK = polite, sane, constructive, etc.

[Beefy187]

Oh god.. Dont even think about it what wouldve happen if he had 4... Or MORE!!

Biologically speaking im pretty sure number of those round thingy doesnt effect how long the person live.

Speaking of overpowered... There were wierd unit on my unit card list.. That UFO thingy. Anyway to recruit that unit in my army? :yes:

[Malik of Sindh]

The Bartixioi Megaclasmai?Ask Abokasee if you have any questions about them.

[Tiberius Nero]

Nobody is that holy. Virgins are overestimated while they're underopwered. Every connaisseur knows that. Why do you think Jessus chosed Magdalena? He knew his game.

Virgins underpowered, excellent idea for a thread!:idea2:

[Intranetusa]

I don't know, lived past 32? I guess he ran out of vitality halfway through life.

Bruce is sorta like Alexander, both died of a reaction to a medical condition + drug overdose (Alexander of disease + too much alcohol, Lee of allergic reaction to medication + possibily cannibas)

:(

[MiniMe]

Are you black, russian and god at the same time? That must be the strangest combination ever.
It may seem strange to you, but there are russians of black origin, ethiopian among them. One of my friends is of that kind.
And BTW, one of the most famous classic russian poets if not the most famous (Александр Сергеевич Пушкин) was of ethiopian origin.
I've heard there's a statue of him in Ethiopian capital, but people there don't know exactly, why.

[Intranetusa]

It may seem strange to you, but there are russians of black origin, ethiopian among them. One of my friends is of that kind.
And BTW, one of the most famous classic russian poets if not the most famous (Александр Сергеевич Пушкин) was of ethiopian origin.
I've heard there's a statue of him in Ethiopian capital, but people there don't know exactly, why.

Yup, and since Russia extends into East Asia/Siberia, there are actually a lot of nomadic Russian moose herders of Mongolian descent.

[MiniMe]

Yup, and since Russia extends into East Asia/Siberia, there are actually a lot of nomadic Russian moose herders of Mongolian descent.
well, not sure about moose, but we do have people (not a lot of them) very similar to yours indians and eskimos, their close relatives in genetic meaning and very few of them really do still keep to the old ways

[BigTex]

Right - but what's that make Bruce's mom then ? This is some far out stuff here, man.

"Jah sez: mo' herb."
- Ganja Farmer

It would obviously depend if Bruce Lee was born a man and ascended or born the god creating Universe. Obviously the easier of the two to explain is that he ascended. Born a mere simple man, and slowly become the all powerful creator of gods.

But, and of course this is a major but... If he was born as the all powerful Universe god creator. Then his parents must obviously be, other more powerful universes. Some deep stuff man. If there's more powerful universe creating universes then were does it all end?:beatnik:

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well, not sure about moose, but we do have people (not a lot of them) very similar to yours indians and eskimos, their close relatives in genetic meaning and very few of them really do still keep to the old ways

I felt like i had to say this, Minime: your avatar is hideous ~:eek:

[MiniMe]

I felt like i had to say this, Minime: your avatar is hideous ~:eek:
Oh, thank you =)
Pretty ugly, isn't it?
Old fat greedy roman with some really nasty thoughts...
I like it

[Rodion Romanovich]

THE EB TEAM IS OVERPOWERED, BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALISTIC THAT ANYBODY COULD MAKE SUCH A GREAT MOD!!!!! ~:eek: ~:cheers: [/troll mode off]

[Hax]

I'm still waiting for someone to kick in with a Bartix joke.

[Baldrick]

don't be silix..this is a serious thread

[Sakkura]

Biologically speaking im pretty sure number of those round thingy doesnt effect how long the person live.
Well, they do have some of the highest concentrations of telomerase in the body. :yes:

[Intranetusa]

well, not sure about moose, but we do have people (not a lot of them) very similar to yours indians and eskimos, their close relatives in genetic meaning and very few of them really do still keep to the old ways

Maybe not moose- maybe reindeer or something similar.

They are Mongolians (Mongoloid) - Eskimos and North American Indians are offshoots and are similar since their ancestors came across the Siberian land bridge to the Americas.

[Emperor Burakuku]

Hey! I want one of those penguins.

[runes]

people are basing this all on sp.

[Olaf The Great]

NO-ONE CAN MEET THE HATE AND FURY OF....


https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3845/fujs2.jpg



https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1616/cantseeshivo2.jpg
Gratz to anyone who remembers this scene.

https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2330/ballsln8.jpg

T-TOO-TOURETTES GUY-Y

[Emperor Burakuku]

Is that you?

[NeoSpartan]

naw dude its the tourettes guy, is real dude. He die after a car accident recently though. Although he does have tourettes and his actions are also induced by alcohol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0

[Geoffrey S]

Anyway, I think the Germans are going to remain underpowered until they get their [/B]Teknozvikungaz[B] unit. Historical records on the subject can be found here (https://youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4).

[Beefy187]

I disagree...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsom99Ds43U

As long as that fellow claims to be German they are way overpowered...

[Bava]

:stunned:

"I have to be carefull. I *may* loose my temper....."