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Galestrum
09-17-2002, 11:14
heh i just wanted to say one of the main reasons i come to this board is to read your 3rd person posts which happen to always crack me up and make me laugh
Wavesword
09-17-2002, 11:49
I should be careful about complimenting Vanya, if the horseman's head swells up to more than twice its usual size then he can no longer carry it and must bounce it along as he rides. This does little noticeable harm to Vanya, but can cause terrible damage to the roads.
P.S. I too liked Vanya's posts before I joined.
Galestrum
09-18-2002, 14:03
no witty vanya comment how sad hehe
Mithrandir
09-18-2002, 19:42
Gah Mithrandir is funny too~!
hmm. guess not just doesnt sound like me http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif.
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GAH!
Vanya, in His infinitte wisdom, has decided to dip His current head, which was taken from a priest at a nearby temple, in gold leaf and mount it high on a pike for all to gawk at when they grace your fine village. He thinks this will cause the ranks of His loyal followers to swell to new heights.
And of course, no celebration would be complete without a nice, hearty vat of head soup over a bed of Ramen Noodles with some fava beans and a fine brew.
GAH!
GAH!
OMG!
That was post number 2500!
GAH!
A historic day indeed!
MORE SOUP! MORE RAMEN NOODLES!
"The Ramen Noodle is mightier than the sword."
-- Vanya
GAH!
GAH!
"Praising a man with no head is like squirting water on a parrot. It just gets him into a frenzy."
-- Vanya
GAH!
GAH!
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Why is it that when Vanya tries to put 8 smilies in His post, He gets a message saying He has exceeded the limit of 8? Wouldn't 8 smilies meet the limit, yet not exceed it? 9 would exceed it.
Now, Vanya must settle for only 7... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif
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GAH!
de la Valette
09-18-2002, 20:28
Heads are best for firing out of cannons not eating! Everyone knows that http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif
Mithrandir
09-18-2002, 21:00
Quote Originally posted by Vanya:
GAH!
Why is it that when Vanya tries to put 8 smilies in His post, He gets a message saying He has exceeded the limit of 8? Wouldn't 8 smilies meet the limit, yet not exceed it? 9 would exceed it.
Now, Vanya must settle for only 7...
GAH!
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I think the message Icon counts as one too... some more pictures enabled would be nice http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif
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Quote Originally posted by de la Valette:
Heads are best for firing out of cannons not eating! Everyone knows that http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/tongue.gif[/QUOTE]
Only if you sent them to the dry cleaners and asked they be heavily starched.
Putting some black powder into the craneal cavity and launching it is one way to give people a piece of your mind. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
GAH!
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