Clinton will kill Osama!!!!

[Devastatin Dave]

Oops, I mean, Obama. I can almost guarantee that Osama, I mean, Obama, will have an accident if he starts to pull ahead in the polls. I truelly believe this, that the Clintons will stop at NOTHGING to achieve their political goals. Anyone agree? Do you think they'll whcak Oprah as well? Google Vince Foster....:no:

[woad&fangs]

I have this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that if Obama is elected he'll make Hillary the VP and he'll have some sort of unfortunate "accident" that will result in his death and the beginning of the reign of "Her Majesty, Queen Clinton II".

I can't believe some people are voting for her because she is "more electable" than Obama. In my opinion she is the least electable of the major candidates because of the divisiveness and untrust that she causes.

Same thing goes for Romney on the Republican side.

Edit: They won't whack Oprah. NO ONE ****s with Oprah and lives to tell about it!!!
Edit2: Oprah for VP maybe?:shrug:

[Lemur]

Why kill when you can try for a Willie Horton (http://jackandjillpolitics.blogspot.com/2007/12/is-hillary-clinton-trying-to-willie.html)?

[Vladimir]

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1112/ducocksc9.jpg

Ahh, good memories.

[Fragony]

There is something creepy about her. I don't trust a woman who makes it in a man's world, they must be particulary ambitious and ruthless. And don't start calling me a sexist just because I am. I think like Obama but he's too young.

[Husar]

I think like Obama but he's too young.
Well, I wouldn't say politicians get any better with age.
Exceptions prove the rule of course.

[English assassin]

Completely. Obama will accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.

http://suslik.org/Humour/FilmOrTV/BlackAdder/ba3-1.html



: As the Acting Returning Officer of Dunny-on-the-Wold...

H: (cuts in) Er, the Acting Returning Officer, Mr. E. Blackadder, of course.
And we're all very grateful, indeed, that he stepped in at the last minute,
when the previous Returning Officer accidently brutally stabbed himself
in the stomach while shaving.

E: I now announce the number of votes cast as follows: Brigadier General
Horace Bolsom...

H: (cuts) Cheap-Royalty-White-Rat-Catching-And-Safe-Sewage Residents Party...

E: No votes.

(Bolsom pushes his way off platform)

E: Ivor `Jest-ye-not-madam' Biggun...

H: (cuts) Standing-At-The-Back-Dressed-Stupidly-And-Looking-Stupid Party...

E: No votes.

(Ivor laughs, plays a kazoo in E's ear, laughs more and waves)

E: Pitt, the Even Younger...

H: (cuts) Whig...

E: No votes.

H: Oh, there's a shock.

(Pitt the Even Younger turns to his mum and cries)

E: Mr. S. Baldrick...

H: (cuts) Adder Party...

E: Sixteen thousand, four hundred, and seventy-two.

(Cheers are heard.)

H: And there you have it: victory for the Adder Party -- a sensational swing
against the Whigs. I'll just try to get a final word from some of the
candidates as they come up from the stage. Master William Pitt the Even
Younger, are you disappointed?

P (the Even Younger): (stomps on) Yes! I'm horrified! I smeared my opponent,
bribed the press to be on my side, and threatened to torture the electorate
if we lost. I fail to see what more a decent politician could have done.
(stomps off)
...

H: And now, finally, a word with the man who is at the centre of this bye-
election mystery: the voter himself. And his name is Mr. E. Bla--
Mr. Blackadder, *you* are the only voter in this rotten borough...?

E: Yes, that's right.

H: How long have you lived in this constituency?

E: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very
sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.

H: One voter, 16,472 votes -- a slight anomaly...?

E: Not really, Mr. Hanna. You see, Baldrick may look like a monkey who's
been put in a suit and then strategically shaved, but he is a brillant
politician. The number of votes I cast is simply a reflection of how
firmly I believe in his policies.

[Odin]

Oops, I mean, Obama. I can almost guarantee that Osama, I mean, Obama, will have an accident if he starts to pull ahead in the polls. I truelly believe this, that the Clintons will stop at NOTHGING to achieve their political goals. Anyone agree? Do you think they'll whcak Oprah as well? Google Vince Foster....:no:

Hillary or Obama which ever one wins will likely take Edwards as a running mate. He's a souther gentlemen they both could use that asset. I dont think Hilary can win the general election, she may be expirenced and a good orator but people just dont like her personally.

Obama is looking more and more like the guy to beat though and that would be okay with me because since I have been able to vote in my 1st election in 1988 I have had either a Bush or a Clinton as president, I'm ready for the transition at this point. :thumbsup: