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russia almighty
01-06-2008, 22:07
http://i14.tinypic.com/6q2pem8.jpg


The fact that they let the Barbarians get to them without a pilum volley is fail .

The all steel Scutum's are awesome . That makes up for the lack of pilum's .

Moosemanmoo
01-06-2008, 22:13
haha genius, where is this?

Charge
01-06-2008, 22:19
Russia

Mediolanicus
01-06-2008, 22:21
If it's a recent pic, I'd guess T'bilisi (Georgia)!

With all those troubles with the elections there...

antisocialmunky
01-06-2008, 22:22
http://i14.tinypic.com/6q2pem8.jpg


The fact that they let the Barbarians get to them without a pilum volley is fail .

The all steel Scutum's are awesome . That makes up for the lack of pilum's .

The closest thing you'll find to watching Romans fight in the modern world is riot police in all parts of hte world.

Apgad
01-06-2008, 22:24
Are they getting attacked by Screeching Women?

Mediolanicus
01-06-2008, 22:29
Time to send in the flaming pigs I'd say...

russia almighty
01-06-2008, 22:29
I've seen a pic of riot police in a testudo .

Cadwalader
01-06-2008, 23:33
The rioters should ambush.

CaesarAugustus
01-06-2008, 23:50
or just clump their unit and break the legionaries' formation.

Cyclops
01-07-2008, 00:25
Do Putin and FM's ride in T-34s?

antisocialmunky
01-07-2008, 03:53
The rioters should ambush.


Or go riot in the nude with some PCP.

P.S. What's up with that chain thing at the bottom of hte screen?

unreal_uk
01-07-2008, 04:03
What you don't see is the next shot when that Amazon warrior has her leg cleaved right from her body.

NeoSpartan
01-07-2008, 04:23
Riot police need to get trained by the Roman Reanactor guys from RAT.

I mean not only are they missing the pilum, but they also:

1- Hold the shild like a hoplite's aspis. That is with a bent arm and their forearm and hand holding the shield.
---this also limits their ability to use the shild as an offensive weapon to knock down and shove people.
2- The shild lacks a boss.
3- They swing their clubs instead of stab with them (btw it hurts like a mofo to get stabbed with a club).
:dizzy2:
those are the most notable errors.

Rodion Romanovich
01-07-2008, 12:38
They also have the lorica kevlarata, which wasn't invented until long after the fall of the roman empire! :clown:

Cadwalader
01-07-2008, 20:34
Aren't the rioters sort of the modern voinu?

Watchman
01-07-2008, 20:53
I don't think present-day Russia is (yet) in so bad a condition resorting to cannibalism were common. :sweatdrop: