Humour thread

[mrdun]

Lets hear some of your best wit!! :evilgrin:

I know you orgahs possess it in bundles.

[mrdun]

Lets have current issues as a topic :feedback:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

[CountArach]

Lets hear some of your best wit!! :evilgrin:

I know you orgahs possess it in bundles.
Wit requires a comment or some such to start it off, as with Gregoshi and his puns in the Backroom.

[Gregoshi]

Wit requires a comment or some such to start it off...
...or you end up wit less. :yes:

[GeneralHankerchief]

...or you end up wit less. :yes:

...and, we're off! :wall:

[Csargo]

There's a thread around here somewhere.

[Decker]

The 3 Word Story thread is a good place to go.

[CountArach]

...or you end up wit less. :yes:
lmfao, this thread was worth it just for that... :2thumbsup:

[Abokasee]

https://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8720/neugegnermetrocopsqvek5.jpg

YOU Citizen, Come here

Warning, nasty combine may beat you to death in this thread

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I found it!

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2930/cubecakefulldr4.jpg

*bugger too large*

[mrdun]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

:evilgrin:

I bleached my dog white just to prove I wasn't a rascist:2thumbsup:

[Caeser The III]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
you got this off family guy.....:inquisitive:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

you got this off family guy.....:inquisitive:

family guy got it off Steven Wright......:inquisitive:

[Abokasee]

family guy got it off Steven Wright......:inquisitive:

Steven Wright inturn did an illegal action by thinking of this joke in his shed and according to planning permission he cannot use the shed for commercial perposes :crown:

This inturn was tooken from Bill Bailey :disguise:

[mrdun]

KnowMarat

[English assassin]

UK joke only:

How do you get two whales in a Mini?

Over the Severn Bridge.

[Adrian II]

Lets have current issues as a topic :feedback:Don't overflow the thread, now.

[Adrian II]

Or short-circuit it.

[mrdun]

UK joke only:

How do you get two whales in a Mini?

Over the Severn Bridge.


No comprende. two fatties? :gah:

[Louis VI the Fat]

No comprende. two fatties? :gah:I can't figure it out either. Still, I think it takes less persuasion to get two whales in one mini than a sheep in two whales.

[Moros]

Definately Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Somebody Else]

I can't figure it out either. Still, I think it takes less persuasion to get two whales in one mini than a sheep in two whales.

Louis, I expected better of you, for shame... To get to Wales, one must take the M4, and how else to cross the river Severn but over a bridge, in one's Mini Cooper.

[Moros]

You know a cop told me that I had wit humour. He even called me "his witness".

[Gregoshi]

You know a cop told me that I had wit humour. He even called me "his witness".

That's a good thing because humour was found face down in a drainage ditch, dead. Cause of death was a severe blow to the buttocks (cheeky!) by a savagely delivered punch line. :laugh4:

[Moros]

I blame our foreign languages education policy.

Go wit yourself!

[mrdun]

Louis, I expected better of you, for shame... To get to Wales, one must take the M4, and how else to cross the river Severn but over a bridge, in one's Mini Cooper.

Ahh!! Blame my youthfulness. PLus being a northerner aswell!!