KnowMarat

[JamesMarat]

Faithful minions! Doth your loyalty know not bounds? Your response to my introduction thread was more than any man could expect! For a man who works so hard to please others, it is both gratifying and reassuring to hear words of such comfort. You will indeed KnowMarat. Know your leader, and love your leader. You will hear what I have to say! You will know what I am thinking! A new era dawns, so open your windows and breath in the air of modernity. As soon as this thread achieves 10 posts, I will tell you a secret. Your leader, Marat

[pezhetairoi]

...uhhh...? o.O

I know Danton, I know Robespierre, I know St Just, who is Marat?

...just kidding. :D

[M to the A]

:inquisitive: Eh? +1 I guess

[I of the Storm]

:weirdthread:

#4 then. I don't really know what to think of this...

[Charge]

There next, backroom?
http://1bb.ru/uploads/imperiall/post-13-1181342785.gif
ah, you cant access it in this account http://www.twcenter.net/forums/images/smilies/emoticons/blushing.gif

To others: you can search Entrance hall, TWC wiki, if this person confuses you :bow:
there is also a thread in Modding questions sub-forum (settlement on corsica)..

[V.T. Marvin]

... open your windows and breath in the air of modernity. As soon as this thread achieves 10 posts, I will tell you a secret. Your leader, Marat

I have just obediently opened the window and I have to confirm that modernity - often associated with spring (new fresh era) - could indeed be felt in the air.

It is sunny, 7° C in Prague :beam: - weird weather for January

- # 6 in this weird thread:inquisitive:

[Geoffrey S]

It'd be great if this was locked on the tenth post. Then no-one would ever know the secret...

[PershsNhpios]

And where would you lead a loose communion of computer gamers, Master Marat?
This is not the grounds on which a loyal cult is created - you are fooling yourself if you believe that any man present would turn his faith from the EB Membership!
I do not KnowMarat, so GoMarat, these minds are already focused upon a greater influence, I speak here to protect the innocence of the audience!

People! Repent! Run to the AAR forum and lose yourself in a story, put this creature out of your mind before he draws a circumvallation of curiousity and evil abroad your souls!

[Uncle Odin]

OK, I´m a bit confused.

But I want to know the secret...

:inquisitive: :inquisitive:

[Andres]

Tell us your secret, oh allmighty one :devil:

O tempora, O mores! A spamming moderator :no:

:shame: :embarassed:

[keravnos]

Spill the beans JamesMarat...

WHERE IS HOFFA'S GRAVE>>>?

[Mediolanicus]

It said 10 posts, but I'm going to give you a 10th reply, oh Marat.


edit : or so I would have if HE^^ wasn't half a minute quicker than me ~:doh:

[Hooahguy]

uh.....

[Paradox]

I'll play along. Master Marat, tell us the secret!

(After secret's revealed, I'm ditching this hilarious place.)

[JamesMarat]

Shameful. Shameful! Your leader gives you a golden opportunity to get to know him, and you repay him by posting a picture of a dancing padlock? Where hath your loyalty gone? Because of these unforseen events, I can share no secret. I will however allow those of you who's loyalty has remained intact to ask me one question each. These questions will be answered fully and honestly, as you would expect from your leader. As for the offender? May he never disgrace my forums again, or he will fell my wrath. May Magnus dress you in his love, Marat

[Foot]

Pfft, he's just an Abokasee wannabe.

Foot

[Charge]

Явление Христа народу http://www.twcenter.net/forums/images/smilies/emoticons/love0030.gif




(something like "God have showed himself to us!" for non-russian speakers)


...or he will fell my wrath
http://1bb.ru/uploads/imperiall/post-13-1181342785.gif

enough feeding I think, so I will stop. Moderators ~;)

[Warmaster Horus]

Okay, I may be feeding the troll, but I just wanna know...

What kind of questions are you anticipating and why bother?

Foot, I agree, but Marat here's got more style, you have to admit.

[JamesMarat]

What is this Abokasee of which you speak? The question can be about anything faithful one! From the meaning of life to Marat's social life! Be prudent though young sir, you have only one question.

Let me make myself clear. You bother because I am your leader! What the vagabonds of Tudor London would have given to walk up to the great Henry VIII and and engage in a Q&A! What the poor, deprived people of the third world would give to ask their leader 'Why am I starving?' Don't you see? This is your chance! Forget Abokasee! Forget the moderators! Get to know your leader once and for all! KnowMarat! Marat

[Charge]

I got question :grin2:

Who is Magnus? eh?

[JamesMarat]

I got question :grin2:

Who is Magnus? eh?

Finally! A man with sense! Magnus is our guardian. He roams these forums under a pseudonym which I can not reveal (but I can inform you that it begins with the same letter). His main domain is the TWC Wiki website where he goes under the name of...Magnus. You can also find him on the regular wikipedia, just type in 'user:Magnus2'. I must stress now that I AM NOT MAGNUS. He is a friend of mine, and a good tutor. Maybe later, if he wills it, I will reveal his true identity within these very forums. If this answer was unsatisfactory tell me, and I will edit it to suit your needs. May Magnus dress you in his love, Marat

[Warmaster Horus]

Sorry Marat, I was wondering why you bother?

And just search Abokasee in the forum. You'll see he's got quite a ... reputation, to put it mildly.

EDIT: ah, I forgot to thank you for answering. But could you please answer the real question?

[Paradox]

This is getting slightly interesting, so when will the secret be revealed O great leader?

[Charge]

I AM NOT MAGNUS
Really? You don't need to reveal his identify, it is already known btw...
.......

Moderators http://1bb.ru/uploads/imperiall/post-13-1176070039.gif

[JamesMarat]

Sorry Marat, I was wondering why you bother?

And just search Abokasee in the forum. You'll see he's got quite a ... reputation, to put it mildly.

My apologies for misinterpreting your post.

I bother because I love my people, and want them to know me and grow to love me too. I will see what Abokasee had to say, thank you for your advise. God forbid I should be deemed an echo of past ghosts, too weak to foresee the inevitable backlash that would ensue. I will rise above Abokasee. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

[JamesMarat]

Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

I shall not pretend to know what that means. Marat

[Markus_Aurelius]

I shall not pretend to know what that means. Marat
hahahahahahaha

Anyways, what is the best way to go about defeating the gray and yellow deaths as the saba?

[Mediolanicus]

A good leader should know everything.. Or have people around him who know everything..

Anyway... Use levy spearmen to hold the phalanxes and give'em all the missile power you've got from behind.
The redsea infantry are also really helpful in flanking the phalanxes, because of their armour piercing axes.

[Jubal_Barca]

Um... O great Marat, do you like brie cheese? :inquisitive:

[Hooahguy]

O great Marat! i have seen the error of my ways! what can i do to repent my former sins?!

[Hax]

Pssh.

Freaks.

Spaghetti Monster > Marat and Magnus. With his tentacles tied behind his back...thing...does His Noodliness have a back?

[Mediolanicus]

Freaks?

But he's got a crystal ball! :fortune:

[PershsNhpios]

Mister Marat;
In relation to our private battle, do you aspire then to be Shakespeare?
Or rather to of written his plays?

[Beefy187]

Oh great Marat tell me my lord

What would be the best way to kill boredom when I only got me laptop without EB?:embarassed:

[Reno Melitensis]

Oh great Marat tell me my lord

What would be the best way to kill boredom when I only got me laptop without EB?:embarassed:


Watch a nice naughty dvd with lot of beutiful women, grab a piece of paper and relax.

Cheers.

[Beefy187]

Im not sure if im legally allowed to do that... :sweatdrop: But im liking that idea:laugh4:

Lord Marat is truelly blessed with wonderful companions :bow:

[Andres]

What would be the best way to kill boredom when I only got me laptop without EB?:embarassed:

Join Capo de Tutti Capi II. Just follow the link in my sig. It's great fun :2thumbsup:

[pezhetairoi]

O Marat, what exactly were you doing in your bath under the water when Constance stabbed you?

[Visitor13]

:laugh4:

[J.Alco]

Join Capo de Tutti Capi II. Just follow the link in my sig. It's great fun :2thumbsup:

I thought advertisers weren't allowed on forums.

[Visitor13]

I thought advertisers weren't allowed on forums.

It's a game organised and supported by this forum.

[PershsNhpios]

There is a conspiracy of non-EBers crowding here to this page... how did they know it was here?
Why are they drawn to it?

I think there is more to the leadership and orientation of this than Marat.. this is an organisation, not a cult!

[pezhetairoi]

Yup. No worries there. Our house bouncers would make it abundantly clear if there was any problem. *points at them in the corner* Come by the Tavern sometime for a drink.

[PershsNhpios]

People, the spirit of Capo de Tutti Capi has utilised the vanity of Marat's ambition to call to us - so that we can all have the chance to be a part of the great... thing!
There are many obvious signs and omens pointing to this place, follow them to your enjoyment!

Hail, Capo de Tutti Capi!

[JamesMarat]

First of all, allow me to express my heartfelt gratitude to all those who have made this thread what it is. So many questions, with so little time to answer! Here are my answers!


Anyways, what is the best way to go about defeating the gray and yellow deaths as the saba
Mediolanicus, thank you for your contribution. Think not that I belittle your tecnique when I offer my own thesis. The saba are certainly not by favourite of factions, their neighbours are powerful and in abundance, and their early units weak. One thing I would suggest would be to make an alliance with the deaths. Allow them to fight your battles, before reaping their rewards. Once you become powerful enough and having conquered the rebel lands around you,break this alliance and destroy them.

In battle, cavalry is obviously limited. It is probably best not to try hammer and anvil. I often try to take what lowlife refer to as 'cheapshots', i.e. ambushes and feign retreats to weaken their forces. My personal opinion is that once you have done this, you should get straight to the heart of the problem. Don't starve them out, get in whilst the garrison is minimal. I hope this helps, however my expertese is somewhat limited when it comes to the saba.


Um... O great Marat, do you like brie cheese?

No. As a man of fine culanary experience, I would have to say that my personal prefference is Wensleydale. I relish the prospect of ravaging my way through a plate full, especially when there is apricot in it.


O great Marat! i have seen the error of my ways! what can i do to repent my former sins?!

Marat loves, therefore Marat forgives. Give up your soul to Marat, and I will cleanse it of your lies and deciet.


Pssh.

Freaks.

Spaghetti Monster > Marat and Magnus. With his tentacles tied behind his back...thing...does His Noodliness have a back?

You insulted my followers. You deserve no answer to your question.


Oh great Marat tell me my lord

What would be the best way to kill boredom when I only got me laptop without EB?

Get EB of course! Otherwise, you can of course distract your mind from such vices, through fast and study. (Anybody who knows which Shakespeare play I am elluding to here will recieve a prize. First correct entry wins.)


O Marat, what exactly were you doing in your bath under the water when Constance stabbed you?

Pezhetairoi, you must know your leader's inspirations better! Jean Paul Marat was killed by Charlotte Corday. If you are jokingly reffering to the actress who played her in the 1914 film, my apologies, but highly I doubt you are. Anyway, Marat spent most of his time in the bath. He suffered from a condition of the skin which meant that to do otherwise would have resulted in severe pain.


Mister Marat;
In relation to our private battle, do you aspire then to be Shakespeare?
Or rather to of written his plays

You will realise I have left you until the end Glenn, as your question requires the most thought. Would I rather be the romantic ideal, the man who takes credit for other's work? The Prima Donna who walks onstage and callously belts out her latest hit, giving the songwriter no recognition? Or would I rather be the man who works behind the scenes? The hardworking scholar who feels the overwhelming sense of pride upon viewing his Magnus Opus, but all the while he knows that he is notably devoid of the public adoration that he so craves. The answer is of course both. Every man wants to be the best of the best in his field, and he also wants people to know that he is the best of the best in his field. When you strip away all other factors however, a leader must always do what is best for his people and that is what I do. Does it therefore matter whether I am Shakespeare or the man who writes his plays?

[The Persian Cataphract]

Marat is a blaspheming prophet. We all know that the only avatars of divinity are these:

http://www.monnik-dranken.nl/downloads/flessen/jagermeister.jpg

The divine nectar.

And...

http://www.livius.org/a/1/iran/parthian_prince.JPG

The Almighty Moustache.

How do you stand in the face of these indisputable facts? Speak up, prophet, or I shall curse you to an elderly life without Jägermeister intravenous packs!

[Paradox]

Yes, how can you be a prophet when your avatar is not one of the above? Nor it is common, you're like the rest of us, or is the above poster a.....heretic!?

O Marat, I have been trying to get EB working but it never seems to work after downloading it (from bitorrent) three times. Does this mean I should use FileFront or should I try the same thing one more time?

Thank you in advance honorable one.

:hide:

[I of the Storm]

He really seems to have gathered some followers. Good! I'm looking forward to the moment the first schisms occur over some minor details... muahahaha

[JamesMarat]

Yes, how can you be a prophet when your avatar is not one of the above? Nor it is common, you're like the rest of us, or is the above poster a.....heretic!?

O Marat, I have been trying to get EB working but it never seems to work after downloading it (from bitorrent) three times. Does this mean I should use FileFront or should I try the same thing one more time?

Thank you in advance honorable one.

:hide:

The Persian Cataphract is indeed a heretic. My personal opinion is that you should try downloading it from elsewhere, as there are plenty of other websites from which you can download torrents. May Magnus dress you in his love, Marat

[mAIOR]

I think I'll follow Persian Catraphact relegion :p.
BTW Persian, we need to work those darn voices!!
The end of a bottle of Jägermeister allows me to see clearer than any Cristal ball!!


Cheers...

[JamesMarat]

Your acidic tongue has no place here. If you have none but unkind words to say, then leave, spread your poison elsewhere. Marat

[Abokasee]

https://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2065/ikewherethisthreadisgoilx3.jpg

(Slightly wrong context... I my self)

[JamesMarat]

The wanderer returns! I have heard many great things about you Abokasee. It must be said that only good can come of your arrival. Enjoy your stay in my humble thread, in this, our magnificent home that we call the Total War Forums! May Magnus dress you in his love, power and authority, Marat

[Hooahguy]

Marat is a blaspheming prophet. We all know that the only avatars of divinity are these:

http://www.monnik-dranken.nl/downloads/flessen/jagermeister.jpg

The divine nectar.

And...

http://www.livius.org/a/1/iran/parthian_prince.JPG

The Almighty Moustache.

How do you stand in the face of these indisputable facts? Speak up, prophet, or I shall curse you to an elderly life without Jägermeister intravenous packs!

BLASPHEMER! for this you shall drink bitter water!:whip:

[Abokasee]

Yeah just google bartix and the first link was my main claim to fame, hopefully we won't have forum equivilant of the arab-isreali conflict.

So we can add another god/prophet/lil lol to the list we now have

Abokasee/Abokasix/Aboix
Jamesmarat/Jamixmarix
Ranix

Some others in the list

[Mediolanicus]

I think I'll follow Persian Catraphact relegion :p.
BTW Persian, we need to work those darn voices!!
The end of a bottle of Jägermeister allows me to see clearer than any Cristal ball!!


Cheers...

Hey do not insult the Cristal Ball! :fortune:


Nobody knows to what I'm referring with "Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?" or the Crystal Ball?

I follow only one religion and that's Music.

[JamesMarat]

Abokasee, we shall not fight, for we are one! Mediolanicus, I don't know what music you listen to, but it sounds sub-par. Any song which references jiving can be nothing other than poor, you must know that. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

You find the great Frank Zappa sub-par and poor...

Marat, you and Magnus will have to do your best in convincing me to follow you now.

[Leviathan DarklyCute]

Dear Marat,
I have been a good boy this year, and therefor I humbly ask you to fulfil my wish.
Please send me a cute young lass who will be my loved one.

Your dear worshiper,
Leviathan:blush:

[JamesMarat]

You find the great Frank Zappa sub-par and poor...

Marat, you and Magnus will have to do your best in convincing me to follow you now.

I apologise for any offence caused as this was, of course, far from my intention. I do however believe that my taste in music is superior. As for your wish Leviathan, it is outside of my powers to make wishes come true. Don't give up hope.

On a lighter note, I am slightly dissapointed that nobody has yet entered my competition. Incase you were too idle to read my mammoth of a thread on page 2, I posed the following question. Which Shakespeare play am I referencing when I say that "your mind can be distracted from such vices through study and fast"? This is NOT an actual quote from the Bard's play, I have merely paraphrased. Marat

[Markus_Aurelius]

I'll take two

PS this doesnt make sense because this was supposed to be posted before jamesmarat haha

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

I'm not around for a couple days and crazy things happen.

There have several requests to close this thread, but I'm not sure I should. This is clearly spam, but at least it's intertaining spam.

[Mediolanicus]

I apologise for any offence caused as this was, of course, far from my intention. I do however believe that my taste in music is superior. As for your wish Leviathan, it is outside of my powers to make wishes come true. Don't give up hope.

On a lighter note, I am slightly dissapointed that nobody has yet entered my competition. Incase you were too idle to read my mammoth of a thread on page 2, I posed the following question. Which Shakespeare play am I referencing when I say that "your mind can be distracted from such vices through study and fast"? This is NOT an actual quote from the Bard's play, I have merely paraphrased. Marat

Marat, I know you not wishing to offence anyone, nor have I in anyway taken offence in what you said.
I always thought tastes were subjective, but if you say your taste in music is superior, please explain why and give arguments.


MAA : this thread is totally SPAM, but you can't help being intrigued by this Marat-creature, can you?

[Telys]

I have a question for you marat. Why do you call it the bard's play.

[PershsNhpios]

He is a creature Mediolanio, a powerful and suspicious beast - but these qualities are tarnished when a burden is upon him, and he hauls the lumber of another's bidding.
Capo de Tutti Capi is the culprit of all this!
It has no gender, no voice, no face, but it lives in all those who will listen, and you must listen... because by God it sounds fun.

As for the ox who abstractly announces this great being, Marat, I am pleased that you have shown, by degrees, respect at last for my opposition to your very existence.
Be wary you do not support yourself with Elizabethan airs and graces lest, should you indeed gather a following, it will be in awe of a man centuries dead - and not his glory-starved admirer.

As for who you are, you are Marat, and in the eyes of all here, you have neither written world-famous plays nor performed them - and you do not truly pine or long to be writer or actor, but rather the leader of a religious sect with no objective or organisation.

Sons and Others of the Almighty Moustache!
Gather your family, and rescue the children of your neighbourhood - take them to liquor stores or to Memorial Royal Hotels and baptise them in the Jagermeister!
When this man speaks, he vomits diseased verses which allow your faith to fall ill, it is true, there is not one great religion but many - and any heretical mischief will be more deserving of you than the requests and desires of Marat!

[pezhetairoi]

O Marat, French Revolution trivia has never been my best subject... You were stabbed, yes! But whether by Charlotte Corday or Nicholas Sarkozy, it mattered not to me...till now!

O Marat, how is your skin disease now? Has it been healed by your timely demise?





This is so strange. o.O

[Beefy187]

Join Capo de Tutti Capi II. Just follow the link in my sig. It's great fun :2thumbsup:

O great Andres.. I believe I already have... Like on the 2nd page :sweatdrop:

[Horst Nordfink]

You'd make more money as a butcher!
So don't you waste your time on me!

[Mediolanicus]

You'd make more money as a butcher!
So don't you waste your time on me!

I give you a balloon for that :balloon2:

[JamesMarat]

I'm not around for a couple days and crazy things happen.

There have several requests to close this thread, but I'm not sure I should. This is clearly spam, but at least it's intertaining spam.

Much appreciated.


Marat, I know you not wishing to offence anyone, nor have I in anyway taken offence in what you said.
I always thought tastes were subjective, but if you say your taste in music is superior, please explain why and give arguments.


MAA : this thread is totally SPAM, but you can't help being intrigued by this Marat-creature, can you?

Had you not have been loyal up to this point, I would have disregarded your question due to your blaspheming. Your leader is NOT a creature. However, your loyalty has not been in question before this point, so I will make you a list of your leaders favourite bands. Radiohead, New Order, The Smiths, Joy Division and The National to name but a few. I believe I need not elaborate upon this, their music speaks for itself.


I have a question for you marat. Why do you call it the bard's play.

The Bard is Shakespeare's nickname! Think you that I, Marat, would go round pompously misnaming my heroes?


O Marat, French Revolution trivia has never been my best subject... You were stabbed, yes! But whether by Charlotte Corday or Nicholas Sarkozy, it mattered not to me...till now!

O Marat, how is your skin disease now? Has it been healed by your timely demise?

Considering the fact Marat has now sadly perished, I doubt that his skin disease has improved since then. I also doubt that a skin disorder is his primary worry, having being butchered in a bathtub. Remember, I claim not to be Jean Paul Marat, I am just somebody who admires his superiors and subsequently steals their names.

Other news now. Your beloved leader has been REFUSED ACCESS to the highly anticipated Capo de Tutti Capi II. I must make it clear that I believe that this is a fair and just decision, but it is nonetheless annoying. After a polite exchange with the forum moderator Andres, I kindly pointed out to him the hypocrisy of stating that there will be other chances and not to worry about missing it, whilst having "Join Capo de Tutti Capi II" written in big letters on the bottom of the page.

I am also gathering nominees for an awards ceremony which will be held on monday daytime (GMT). There will be awards for funniest post, most loyal supporter, biggest surprise etc etc. I am hoping to have around 6 awards. The full list of awards will be issued tomorrow, and if I can be bothered, I will include the nominees.

Finally, can somebody please enter my competition. It is tremendously disheartening to work as hard as I do, creating fun games for my followers, only to have people blow it back in my metaphorical face. That is all for now. May Magnus dress you in his love, Marat

[Charge]

:shame:

[JamesMarat]

:daisy:

[Telys]

The Bard is Shakespeare's nickname! Think you that I, Marat, would go round pompously misnaming my heroes?

The bard's play is another name for a play, also known as the scottish play, but we are not in theatre. So why not just say the name? Unless You were using the term as in shakespeares plays, like in all his plays, in which I have never heard it used in this fashion. If so, my mistake.

p.s. This entire thread is pointless, but I'll willingly waste my time here. Out of boredom of course.

[JamesMarat]

The bard's play is another name for a play, also known as the scottish play, but we are not in theatre. So why not just say the name? Unless You were using the term as in shakespeares plays, like in all his plays, in which I have never heard it used in this fashion. If so, my mistake.

p.s. This entire thread is pointless, but I'll willingly waste my time here. Out of boredom of course.

No, The Bard is a nickname for Shakespeare. I wanted to call him The Bard instead of Shakespeare, so I did. The rest of your post was not comprehendible. Marat

[Telys]

The play macbeth is often referred to as the bards play or the scottish play for superstitous reasons. I thought someone with your knowledge of shakespeare would understand what I had meant in my previous post without further explanation. I guess I was mistaken once again. My apologies.

[JamesMarat]

The play macbeth is often referred to as the bards play or the scottish play for superstitous reasons. I thought someone with your knowledge of shakespeare would understand what I had meant in my previous post without further explanation. I guess I was mistaken once again. My apologies.

I am fully aware of what you were implying in your last post, and I am fully aware of the fact that Macbeth is often labeled the Scottish play. What I did object to was your contradictory tone, implying that I was wrong to call Shakespeare "The Bard". Marat

[Telys]

First of all I was explaining myself cause you said you did not comprehend what I had said. Second, there was no tone, I was just asking for clarification. Third, I have no problem with you marat, nor do I feel like getting in an argument with you or having any tension between us. It was just a question, a misunderstanding, and an explantion.

[PershsNhpios]

Marat is losing his appeal, the post count has slowed down considerably and nobody bothers to place a dramatic, "O", before his title anymore.
Let me be brutally and literally uncouth in saying, 'I told you so!'



Capo de Tutti Capi!

[M V Agrippa]

O, great Marat I have a query for you who would you say is better in your opinion: Julius Caesar or Augustus? I humblely await the enlightenment you will provide.

[PershsNhpios]

That is a terrible question!
You cannot fairly answer a query on the lives of two such different and extraordinary people in regard to who is, 'better'!
'Better', at what?
Both proved themselves well in respect to the ambition which guided them in their lifetimes.. I admire the memory of both Caius Caesar and Caesar Augustus, and before insult is brought to either I want to see your question rephrased, please!

[JamesMarat]

First of all I was explaining myself cause you said you did not comprehend what I had said. Second, there was no tone, I was just asking for clarification. Third, I have no problem with you marat, nor do I feel like getting in an argument with you or having any tension between us. It was just a question, a misunderstanding, and an explantion.

Very well. I accept your humble aplology, and in return I apologise to you.


Marat is losing his appeal, the post count has slowed down considerably and nobody bothers to place a dramatic, "O", before his title anymore.
Let me be brutally and literally uncouth in saying, 'I told you so!'

Why are you still here? To be frank Glenn, your novelty has more than worn off. At first, you were a joy to have around, an intellectual challenge. Now, you are becoming tiresome. If you are so offended by KnowMarat, then stop visiting it. It really is that simple.


O, great Marat I have a query for you who would you say is better in your opinion: Julius Caesar or Augustus? I humblely await the enlightenment you will provide.
Dear child, I would have to say Julius Caesar, if only for the sense of drama surrounding his death. Of course this is a blasé answer as, although I hate to admit it, I agree with Glenn's below post. Glenn, this does not mean that I no longer perceive you as a time waster.

Award categories will be released later on today. Marat

[mAIOR]

O Great Marat, do you live with your mother or grandmother??


Cheers...

[JamesMarat]

O Great Marat, do you live with your mother or grandmother??


Cheers...

My mother, dear child. Marat

[JamesMarat]

:daisy:

[Andres]

Other news now. Your beloved leader has been REFUSED ACCESS to the highly anticipated Capo de Tutti Capi II. I must make it clear that I believe that this is a fair and just decision, but it is nonetheless annoying. After a polite exchange with the forum moderator Andres, I kindly pointed out to him the hypocrisy of stating that there will be other chances and not to worry about missing it, whilst having "Join Capo de Tutti Capi II" written in big letters on the bottom of the page.


Discussions about Org policy belong in the Watchtower. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=26)

Thnx in advance for your cooperation :bow:

[mrdun]

Discussions about Org policy belong in the Watchtower. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=26)

Thnx in advance for your cooperation :bow:

Sorry about that, your highness. You must note that I did state that the decision was fair and just, and I wasn't in any way questioning your policy. I was merely making a humorous quip about the irony. Marat

[JamesMarat]

Sorry about that, your highness. You must note that I did state that the decision was fair and just, and I wasn't in any way questioning your policy. I was merely making a humorous quip about the irony. Marat

An admirable attempt at impersonating your leader! However, please refrain from doing this in the future, or you will feel my wrath. Andres, the above post will suffice as an explanation for my actions. May Magnus forgive you mrdun, Marat

[Hax]

Pssh.

I will not be converted to your false religion!

[Makanyane]

An admirable attempt at impersonating your leader! However, please refrain from doing this in the future, or you will feel my wrath. Andres, the above post will suffice as an explanation for my actions. May Magnus forgive you mrdun, Marat

But mrdun claims to be Magnus
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=92079&highlight=magnus
are you asking him to forgive himself, or denying that he is in fact Magnus?

[JamesMarat]

:daisy:

[JamesMarat]

Pssh.

I will not be converted to your false religion!

Your soul is as black as sin. Wherever you roam within these dark forum corridors, watch out, for I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. You think I attempt to convert? No Hax, no. I attempt to quash, and succeed in quashing. Mark my word, you will rue the day you ever stepped foot in these forums. May Magnus laugh as your soul burns in Hell. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Marat, ever heard of a Proselytism ban?

Anyway, people only like benevolent leaders. So stop quasing and sending people to hell, will you.

BTW, your choice of music is not bad, not bad at all...

[Jubal_Barca]

Um... to continue my culinary exploits...

What is the nobler food; the ham (roadkill chicken) burger, the cheese (rubber glove) burger, the (real) ham sandwich, or the pickled Gherkin?

Also, what is the best way to convert an extremist Jehova's witness to atheism, supposing one wished to do so?

[JamesMarat]

Um... to continue my culinary exploits...

What is the nobler food; the ham (roadkill chicken) burger, the cheese (rubber glove) burger, the (real) ham sandwich, or the pickled Gherkin?

Also, what is the best way to convert an extremist Jehova's witness to atheism, supposing one wished to do so?

I suppose dear child that the easy answer to this question would be the gherkin, as it is the only one that doesn't contain meat. Mediolanicus, thank you for your compliments. Tell me, out of the bands which ones do you like? A good leader must, afterall, always know his people. Marat

[Mediolanicus]

Out of you list? Give me Radiohead anytime then!

But Marat, a leader must not only know his people. The people must also know their leader. He is a person after all (or were you lying when you denied you were a creature?). So please tell us something about yourself.

[JMarat]

Friends applaud, the comedy is over. Marat can be no more. It's true, life is a burden which we all have to bare, but a burden that I no longer have the energy or will to bare. I have enjoyed my moment, but all good things must end. Tell your children what it meant to know Marat! Tell your children that Marat was the death of Marat, and that no matter how much people tried to wear him down, he remained.

Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal? This is a sad day indeed, but it would be preposterous to continue. What shame it would bring to look back in a years time, only to realise that I am a shadow of my former self. It pains me to say this, but it is better this way. Moderators, take me. Lock this thread, and may you never unveil the key to it. Let the audience fade to dust. Let the lights dim. Let the curtain fall, for I am spent.

Farewell, Marat

[Respenus]

Ha! I just have to do this:

PAWN'D!!!

Now is time for great deeds. One leader is dead, another one must and shall take his place.

Worship Them, O! people and They shall carry you into the light and bring you eternal joy. Be happy and They shall we happy with you. Weep and They shall weep with you. Raise up your arms and They shall join you in your fight. Die and They shall lie down next to their people, knowing the end had come.

So rejoice, as They have come to liberate you from the false prophet, Marat!

[Hax]

Your soul is as black as sin. Wherever you roam within these dark forum corridors, watch out, for I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. You think I attempt to convert? No Hax, no. I attempt to quash, and succeed in quashing. Mark my word, you will rue the day you ever stepped foot in these forums. May Magnus laugh as your soul burns in Hell. Marat


Bring it on, Magnusgeek! :P

I believe his death has proven who was more powerful, as Zeus immortal has struck the infidel down, let us all praise our Father Zeus /worship.

[M V Agrippa]

Since Great Marat wishes me to rephrase my question I will, who do you think did more to change the world, Julius Caesar or Caesar Augustus and why?

[Paradox]

Your question's been discarded, Marat's dead! YAY!

[Obelics]

Marat it's a "Dema". A Dema is a God who die to give prosperity to the world.

[Boyar Son]

... for I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you.

taken from the crucible eh?

[UltraWar]

Did I miss something, or has a heretic passed through here? :inquisitive:

[Hooahguy]

nah, it was just some narcissistic freak who thought he was the supreme ruler of all.......
:smash:

[Hax]

500 years ago, you called him a heretic.

Now, you call him, 'a person with a different view' or 'someone who respectfully disagrees with your opinion of the current situation'

Why, of course he's no heretic! He 'goes his own way...'

[Hooahguy]

well, theres "Hax, the politically correct freak" for ya!

[pezhetairoi]

You mean the 'anatomically challenged individual synergising with official viewpoints'!

[Hax]

Pez, I love you ^_^

[pezhetairoi]

Just like 'youlovemen'? ;-)

[Hax]

Yes, Isleofman. A lot. Though Isleofwomen better.

[pezhetairoi]

Dear me. XD I have no answer to that. Once again you have killed our conversation, O Conversation Killer! XD

[Hax]

Perhaps you guys should start worshipping me instead of that JamesMarat/Magnus guy.

[Hooahguy]

ok..... i think its really time for this.....
:dancinglock:

[Hax]

What's this 'lock' you speak of?

[pezhetairoi]

There is no need for dancing locks! This thread isn't assaulting anyone yet! It's just the asylum opposite the road from the EB tavern!

[Justinian II]

There is no need for dancing locks! This thread isn't assaulting anyone yet! It's just the asylum opposite the road from the EB tavern!


I think I have to agree with you here.

[CirdanDharix]

Oh, so that's why the burly men with white coats are here...

[mrdun]

Perhaps you guys should start worshipping me instead of that JamesMarat/Magnus guy.

never

[Hooahguy]

Originally Posted by Hax
Perhaps you guys should start worshipping me instead of that JamesMarat/Magnus guy.
i worship no person!
EDIT: was this "JamesMarat" guy banned?

[mrdun]

:laugh4:
i worship no person except for marat!

Good on you hooahguy

[Hooahguy]

i think the guild has to redoe its quoting system. the real thing is:


Originally Posted by Hooahguy
i worship no person!

lol- nice try!

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

The original poster is gone (I don't know what happened to him but he seems to have been banned), and this thread is just spam. The complaints about it have reached critical mass, so I'll close it.

If you want spam, resurrect the blame game thread or something...