ZOMBIES!!

[Veho Nex]

So if 99.95% of the world turned into zombies and you were under attack where would you be what weapon would you have what time period would it be and what song would you be slaughtering to

Example:

Location: Would have to be Novato, California. Do to spending allot of time thinking about easily defend able positions when walking hoem from bus.

Time period: 1945. Just like the time period

Weapon: BAR and as much ammo as I can fit in a 2-half ton suburban. Like suburban and BARs rock

Song: Sacrifice unto Sebek. By Nile Good song though a little short.

[Kekvit Irae]

Any time period before the invention of clips or rounds would be pretty horrible. You'd have only one shot (if using a musket), or have to get into melee combat. Not my idea of fun. My personal choice would be anytime during the 20th century after the invention of penicillin, but before the baby boom explosion of the 1950s. My choice echoes Jkarinen, I'd go for late 1940s. As horrible as it may sound, Hitler and Stalin contributed to the reduction in world population by a few million, thus reducing the number of potential zombies.
As for the weapons, I prefer accuracy over spray-and-pray. I'd pick the Enfield No.4 MkI. I'm proficient in cold-iron sights, so no scope is needed nor desired for me (gets in the way at close range). For a sidearm, nothing beats the old Browning 1911.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Any time period before the invention of clips or rounds would be pretty horrible. You'd have only one shot (if using a musket), or have to get into melee combat. Not my idea of fun. My personal choice would be anytime during the 20th century after the invention of penicillin, but before the baby boom explosion of the 1950s. My choice echoes Jkarinen, I'd go for late 1940s. As horrible as it may sound, Hitler and Stalin contributed to the reduction in world population by a few million, thus reducing the number of potential zombies.
As for the weapons, I prefer accuracy over spray-and-pray. I'd pick the Enfield No.4 MkI. I'm proficient in cold-iron sights, so no scope is needed nor desired for me (gets in the way at close range). For a sidearm, nothing beats the old Browning 1911.

Ah, but when it comes to Hitler and Stalin reducing the world population, you have to keep in mind what kind of Zombie's we're talking about - 28 Days Later style, spread by disease, or good old fashioned back from the dead type? Because if it's back from the dead types, then Hitler and Stalin have actually contributed hugely to the problem.

[Lord Winter]

Under Kekvits thinking it may be the best to just go in at the end of the black plauge.

Otherwise,

post '45ish like t he others.

M1 nice accurcy range clip based fire dosn't waste ammo as much as full auto does and has a preaty reliable desgin. Also i'd throw in some sort of sorwd proabably a katanna for any thing that gets up close.

[Beefy187]

Place- Mongol. Flat plane so I get better view

timepriod- Modern. Thats when I can get all the cool guns

Weapon- Handpump shot gun. With many ammo possible. And a knife if possible

Song- "We will rock you" as long as I have ammos left. Soon as im out... "Yesterday" by beatles :sweatdrop:

[Fragony]

Place, antartica, let the temperature make it easier for me.

Period, right there right now.

Weapon, Jackhammer shotgun, katana.

Song: Eye of the Tiger

[Somebody Else]

There's only one weapon to deal with the undead, and Beirut is the one most qualified to use it.

The chainsaw. (For when an axe just doesn't cut it...)

That or Fort Bastion with a couple of platoons of GPMG armed squaddies (whilst I'm sitting in my Warrior)... I reckon that's pretty secure at the moment.

[Charge]

Monthly ZOMBIES! thread ~:wacko:

[Viking]

In the Viking ages with a Viking axe OR modern day with a good M4 Carbine.

[Beirut]

BKS's Kingdom of Firepower & The Undead?

[Drisos]

Hehe :P

Well.. I'd preferably have a couple of short, light swords with me. you don't have to reload them.

Place: preferably a place where I have to defend only one side of my body, so let's say the entrance of a cave somewhere in the hills/mountains in Belgium.

Period: doesn't matter. I have to slaughter billions of them, so it will take a while.

Song... hmm.. some violent-text hardcore or so, to keep me motivated. aah, Gabba Front Berlin - Bloodstorm :book: :balloon2:

[I of the Storm]

That's strange! I just spent a minute really thinking about this... anyway.

Time: doesn't really matter, actually

Place: somewhere where I can see them. In any case NOT an underground facility...

Weapons: a wide spraying napalm-modified grass sprinkler mounted on an armoured, naqada-powered golf cart. A Mk III romulan disruptor for drive-by shooting.

Song: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, "People just ain't no good"

[pevergreen]

Place: A Crashed Plane

Time period: Yesterday

Weapons: Dual Daggers, Rapier, Shotgun and Dual Pistols.

Song: A loop of: Dota Song, I feel like owning Noobs and the credits song from Portal.

Why: Well, on the plane: IM SICK OF THESE ****** ZOMBIES ON THIS ****** PLANE obviously. Dual Daggers is a lot of fun. Im a level 13 Rogue with 7 levels of Blackguard. Rapier so i can fence like Inigo Montoya. Song choice: Dota so i can sing along, and Im owning Nooby zombies. What more could i want?

[Ramses II CP]

Place: Anywhere up a ladder with a good food store. Zombies can't climb!

Time period: Not-so-distant future.

Weapon: Half Life 2 zero-point energy manipulator. No need to reload, and effective at many ranges, plus doubles as a tool for building, etc.

Music: Amon Amarth's whole Fate of Norns, because if you're going to be battling a cheesy enemy you need a cheesy metal band to sing you to victory. Some old White Zombie too, just because.

Notes: Just don't be stupid. Zombies are about as threatening as snails with teeth. And if you see a hot chick, sorry, you're going to have to kill her before she gets herself in so much trouble that you sacrifice yourself to save her. Those are the rules.

:egypt:

[caravel]

Location: Anywhere but a base on Mars or any of it's moons. Preferably somewhere defensible.

Time period: 2150 or thereabouts.

Weapons: Plasma rifle, shotgun, rocket launcher, chainsaw.

[drone]

Place - Virginia

Time - now

Weapons - Barrett .50 cal, 12 gauge shotgun, .30 carbine Automag pistol, chainsaw

Music - Weezer, "Island in the Sun" while shooting from a distance, once hand to hand starts switch to Slayer, "War Ensemble"

[Martok]

Place & time: Any, as far as I'm concerned.

Weapons: Chainsaw, of course! (With a couple of short swords as backup.)

Song: Always Look On the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python. ~D

[Ronin]

are we talking old time slug zombies or the new speedfreak ones?

anyway...

Place: El Cort Ingles department Store in Lisbon....secure doors...plenty of food and entertainment...good vantage point over the surrounding city blocks.....just knock out the ladders from the first floors and it´s zombie proof

Time period: present, close future

Weapon: M-14 Rifle - Special ops Sniper variant....simple, easy to maintain, accurate, plenty of ammo for this.....and it´s headshot city!
Glock semi-automatic side-arm.....plenty of ammo.....silenced so as not to attract zombie attention in case I need to be covert.
a couple of machetes in case things get up-close-and-personal

Music: Motörhead - King of Kings

[Rodion Romanovich]

So if 99.95% of the world turned into zombies and you were under attack where would you be what weapon would you have what time period would it be and what song would you be slaughtering to

Nice thread idea!

Weapon: halberd, curved sword and pistol
Time period: late 15th century
Location: Northern Italy
Song: Dies irae

[Rodion Romanovich]

Place & time: Any, as far as I'm concerned.

Weapons: Chainsaw, of course! (With a couple of short swords as backup.)

Song: Always Look On the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python. ~D
Good choice! I was wondering though, if you are allowed to use a song in a time period before it existed. Otherwise, I would probably take something like Carmina Burana + Chainsaw (post 1950ies), or Bring your daughter to the slaughter + Spiked club... (Medieval)

[Husar]

Place: wherever they have that red button to nuke the rest of the world.

Time: Before the zombies are all close to my place. ~D

weapons: a whole lot of ICBMs with nuclear warheads and an M249 SAW with a whole lot of ammunition, maybe a nice sword in addition.

[Strike For The South]

Place: Somewhere on a hill.

Time: Near future

Weapon: AK-47

Song: Freebird-Lynyrd Skynyrd

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Location - A powerful 4x4 of some veriform (preferably one with those bar things on the front)

Time Period: 2090 - being in my early hundreds fighting off a batch of zombies sounds entertaining.

Weapon: The 4x4 and its ability to run down the zombies. Fleeing to an uninhabited area of the world may also be convenient. A gun or shell firing device of some form would also come in handy should the zombies try to make chase, and a few canisters of petrol to refuel when required.

Song: None - music gives me a headache.

But when it comes down to it, if a large percentage of the world was transformed into zombies it would be fairly hard to leave a life of any worth if it was possible to escape to a safe regon. Lack of company would very quickly make life lonely, while lack of access to the very basic commodities would conclude in malnutrition, poor hygiene and eventually death. Although self-sufficiency is an option, the best areas of the world for this are occupied by people, so in these circumstances would be under the control of the zombies.

[caravel]

I can already see a number of flaws. For a start too many melee weapons. You don't want to get up close and personal with a few hundreds of these things.

Swords can hack off a few limbs but the undead zombie can usually do without a few body parts. The only sure way to kill it is to blow it to bits.

Rifles are another no. Zombies aren't really effected by a few minor perforations and will keep coming at you.

Vehicles are another problem. Eventually it will come to a stop with bits of zombies stuck in the wheel arches and underneath the chassis, then you're done for. Also any kind of nuclear weapon would be a waste of time against the post nuclear radioactive mutant zombies. They would survive these extreme conditions.

[Kekvit Irae]

Rifles are another no. Zombies aren't really effected by a few minor perforations and will keep coming at you.


Number one rule of zombies: A single shot to the brain kills it. This is why a single bullet from a rifle (even something as crappy as a .22) is better than an automatic weapon. Would you want to waste your entire clip on a few zombies? I think not.

[Kekvit Irae]

And another thing... anyone who blares out music while fighting is destined to be the first to die. Wearing earphones dulls the senses, and using a megaphone or speaker attracts more unwanted company.

[Husar]

Also any kind of nuclear weapon would be a waste of time against the post nuclear radioactive mutant zombies. They would survive these extreme conditions.
In that case they would also survive normal explosives, a nuclear bomb isn't just about radiation, it's rather hot and has a big blast radius.


Would you want to waste your entire clip on a few zombies? I think not.
Clip? You mean chain. :sweatdrop:

[drone]

Rifles are another no. Zombies aren't really effected by a few minor perforations and will keep coming at you.
Hence my choice of the Barrett. Nothing minor about the size of it's perforations, plus the extreme range allows you to score headshot after headshot on the slow moving (and non-dodging) horde from a distance.

[FactionHeir]

Location: Malta
Time Period: Sometime around 400 B.C.
Weapons: Bow, arrows, crude axes, traps
Song: I don't think there was a great choice of music back there...besides, no radio or stereo either. More like a battle chant at best.

Rationale: Malta is an island. Zombies usually can't swim. Population is limited on an island and during that time period. Sustainable fishing.

Alternatively, the same time period and the US wouldn't be too bad either. Not many inhabitants there around that time either and you have a huge continent all for yourself. More varied food sources too.

[Rodion Romanovich]

I can already see a number of flaws. For a start too many melee weapons. You don't want to get up close and personal with a few hundreds of these things.
But ranged weapons remove the entire cool factor from the zoombie slaughtering :no: :thumbsdown:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Location: Some location with high walls and thick doors able to hold off zombies, far from population centers in a mountainous regions. Hopefully with a nice ski resort nearby.

Times: Modern.

Weapon(s): Barret M468 in 6.8mm caliber, or maybe just the FN SCAR in .223, since that ammo is much more plentiful.
A longsword and CZ-75 for up close and personal.

I think we have to remember fighting against zombies is not the same as normal infantry combat. Body shots (.50 BMG excluded) are not effective, so head shots are the way to go. And that means a light, accurate bullet - no point in 7.62 rounds when a .223 will make a head shot just as well and weighs less, so more ammo can be carried.

Music: Jesus is just Alright by the Doobie Brothers; Gimme Shelter by the Stones ; Ready, Steady, Go ; The Planets: Mars, Bringer of War.


Would you want to waste your entire clip on a few zombies? I think not.

I think anyone with a weapon that has a clip is doomed. ~;p

CR

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Time: Modern winter. Weapons get better, Zombies don't.

Location: A little house in Siberia. The zombies will simply all freeze, and I can go outside and shoot them in the head one by one. Of course, the house would be heated and stocked with food. A lot of food.

Weapons: Accuracy International AW, Barrett M82, Desert Eagle (big bullets), bricks. A lot of bricks and mortar. I could build a wall. If 99.95 of the human population were zombies, they obviously wouldn't be good for conversation or putting out new video games, so I'd take my girlfriend, unless she was a zombie, in which case I'd just build a wall. A man's gotta have something to do.

Music: Thriller, Master of Puppets, all the Lenny Kravitz I can steal from the now-zombified music store owners, and Eric Clapton.

[caravel]

Number one rule of zombies: A single shot to the brain kills it. This is why a single bullet from a rifle (even something as crappy as a .22) is better than an automatic weapon. Would you want to waste your entire clip on a few zombies? I think not.
It depends on the type of zombie, if it's the animated corpse type then the brain is non functional anyway and the creature can still attack while headless. The post nuclear mutant zombie might be more vulnerable to this. The safest method is to explode the creature into fragments.

And another thing... anyone who blares out music while fighting is destined to be the first to die. Wearing earphones dulls the senses, and using a megaphone or speaker attracts more unwanted company.
I disagree entirely. Playing the first verse of Black Lace's "Agadoo" has been known to cause zombie and zombie like creatures to spontaneously explode. The downside is that the attacker must wear ear mufflers when deploying otherwise they may become deranged.

In that case they would also survive normal explosives, a nuclear bomb isn't just about radiation, it's rather hot and has a big blast radius.
No, the zombies in the vicinity of the blasts would be destroyed but those only within the radius of the fallout would not as radiation would only seriously effect the living. I agree it would be effective at clearing your immediate region but it would also make the surrounding area uninhabitable for you and not for the zombies.

Hence my choice of the Barrett. Nothing minor about the size of it's perforations, plus the extreme range allows you to score headshot after headshot on the slow moving (and non-dodging) horde from a distance.
While the Barrett is an highly effective long rage sniper rifle, a head shot would be useless as the creature would continue headless. Also they would soon sight your position and move in for the kill.

But ranged weapons remove the entire cool factor from the zoombie slaughtering :no: :thumbsdown:
The cool factor does usually not involve being overwhelmed and eaten alive. I must refer you to the typical classic zombie movie: The big guy with the swords/chainsaw/shotgun with 2 rounds/assault rifle with half a magazine that tells the others to go on while he holds them off... he usually clutches a granade and utters a last cliched line before the big bang. Do you still want to be the melee weapons "hero"?

[Crazed Rabbit]

While the Barrett is an highly effective long rage sniper rifle, a head shot would be useless as the creature would continue headless.

Sir, I know not of what beast you speak of, but I do know you are not talking of zombies! It is a well known scientific fact that zombies are neutralized when the head is removed or the brain destroyed.

CR

[Kagemusha]

place and time: good for zombie slaughter

weapons: Full plate armor and sniper rifle, couple 9mm pistols + a good polearm

song: What a wonderful World:smash:

[Rhyfelwyr]

Weapon: Flamethrower
Location: end of a narrow bridge...:smash:
Song: Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire

[RoadKill]

Location: The Thin Pass in Sparta (The place in the movie 300). Cuz their numbers don't count.

When: Anytime

Weapons: A sword and a a million javilin spears, to go Spartan on their zombie ass.

Song: Let the Bodies hit the Floor - By: Drowning Pool

YAHHHH!!!!!

[Justiciar]

Where: In ur bunkr, chewin on ur brainz!
When: Immediately post-infection.
Time Period: Time period? Who cares.. I'm hungry!
Weapons: Teeth, and hordes of like-minded corpses.
Song: Eat It! - Wierd Al

Heh.. yeah. Otherwise:

Where: Remote and abandoned Oil Platform.
When: After sealing all entry points.
Time Period: Present day.
Weapons: AK-47 (with lots and lots of ammo), a Cricket/Baseball Bat, and a Cavalry Sabre.
Song: Funeral of Queen Mary - Henry Purcell

Oh yus.

[TruePraetorian]

Where: In a giant spiked bulletproof gerbile ball. The food would be algae grown on the walls that I would lick off, the water would come from the condensation. I couldn't get sunburned because of the algae grease (its a super algae that grows at astonishingly high rates and would have protein and taste like steak).

When: All year baby, the super algae has very high insulation propertys in the winter months and in the summer keeps out the heat.

Weapon: The ball and other assorted primitive weapons made from hardened super algae. A bow string can be made also if you wet it and twist it for a day (holds the propertys of sinew)

Music: Put you on the game by The Game

[GeneralHankerchief]

When: Present day is fine.

Where: A nice shelter that's far underground, preferably packed with enough food, water, and video game systems (plus electricity) to last several decades. Oh, and beautiful women won't hurt either.

Weapon: Commands for the world's various nuclear arsenals would be nice. :wink:

Music: 1812 Overture.

"Serious" one to come.

[seireikhaan]

When: About four months from now.

Where: The island of Tristan da Cunha. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tristan_da_Cunha) Nice and isolated, plus, only a few hundred people.

Weapons: Flamethrower, with lots of napalm, and a katana for backup.

Music: Iron Man, by Black Sabbath.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Place - a wide open plain with a small mound in the centre for me to stand on. Maybe somewhere in Antarctica, after global warming has made it nice and warm. And all the zombies in the world have gathered.

Time - now

Weapon/s - A brilliant and absurd minigun with infinite ammo. Plus a chainsaw. With mini chainsaws attached on either side for pushing through crowds.

Music - I'm walking on Sunshine. I love singing along to that while committing carnage in games, why should real life be any different?

That would be a good larf.

[Fragony]

Weapon/s - A brilliant and absurd minigun with infinite ammo.

That's not very realistic

[Somebody Else]

Half-brick in a stocking. Who needs anything more?

And for music... Jingle Bells

When? Christmas - goes with the stocking and the jingle. Plus, I might get pressies!

*edit* Could substitute my mother's christmas pudding for the half-brick...

[Rodion Romanovich]

The cool factor does usually not involve being overwhelmed and eaten alive. I must refer you to the typical classic zombie movie: The big guy with the swords/chainsaw/shotgun with 2 rounds/assault rifle with half a magazine that tells the others to go on while he holds them off... he usually clutches a granade and utters a last cliched line before the big bang. Do you still want to be the melee weapons "hero"?
Grenade? Bah, that's cheating! As for telling the others to go, no way, it's no good splitting up too much when outnumbered.

[Papewaio]

Weapons:
The stock weapon from gears of war would be useful. Assualt rifle with a chainsaw bayonet.
Sidearm: Handflamer from 40k
Melee: Lightsaber or a silver handled stake (useful for Vampires and Werewolves).

Music:
Losing my Religion by REM

Time:
Would it matter?

[TevashSzat]

Time Modern Obviously

Place Small island in the middle of nowhere

Weapons Ah, where will I start? First, I have schools of zombie flesh eating piranahs around the island.

Then, An outer island ring that is rigged with mines and autotargetting turrets

The inner sea will actually be a highly flammable swamp like area that can be lit on fire if the above defences are breached.

100 foot tall electrified and reinforced wall is naturally there.

Followed by rigged explosives inside the wall.

I will be in a bunker whose door is one of those blast doors that can stand large bombs and stuff.

If you get past the door, you must get through a labrynth filled with various mines/traps/auto turrets

And then another maze containing I don't know, some flammable gas such as white phosphorus?

And finally, another I don't know 7 blast doors before the zombies finally reach me.

Overkill? I don't think so

[Mikeus Caesar]

That's not very realistic

It could be done. Just have a small bunker under my mound full of ammo, and some contraption that keeps feeding me the ammo. Then i just have to spin round and round, blasting into the undead hordes.

And then get my chainsaw and go die gloriously to the greatest music of all time.

[Csargo]

On top of a building with a high powered rifle with a scope and maybe a couple of pistols just in case

[Ayachuco]

Music: Iron Man, by Black Sabbath.
Oh, hell yeah! Except I would have a mental breakdown and start laughing, snickering, screaming, and shooting in time to the intro guitar riff.
"Has he lost his mind"...(yeah, I have)..."Vengeance from the grave kills the people he once saved"...(didn't know I was saving people)..."Nobody helps him now he has his revenge."...(That's right).

Location:
Anywhere I happen to be but since I don't have a cache of weapons laying around, I would have to assume I could go anywhere I want and have guns and ammo magically appear whenever I needed it. Personally I would like to go to the Bermudas since that's one of the few places you can wear knee-high socks and shorts. For impractical reasons and fun, I would go and commander a trailer and go cruising the country and do battle with the zombie horde of Democrats (Thanky Mr. Colbert and Sorry Beirut and BKS...I couldn't help myself).

Weapons:
I want something portable so I guess a carbine version of assault rifles and scoped rifles with the the butt end having two holes hollowed out so I can stuff more ammo and a fire starting kit. I don't know what to do about ammo but I hope I can go to Mexico and find those green ammo cases like in Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter. Short ranged?...hmmm...I'm just going to go with a TV or something I can find along the way like in Dead Rising or maybe a lead pipe in Condemned: Criminal Origins. Maybe some grenades and explosives wouldn't hurt either since I'm "TNT, I'm DYNAMITE"...(Man, I love that sound effect in Wolfenstein: ET).

Music:
Like I said, If I'm down to one last grenade I would like the chorus from TNT - AC/DC playing in the background cause "I'm TNT, I'm DYNAMITE (pull the pin)...(waiting for it)...TNT, Watch Me EXPLODE!!!" For the rest of my last time on the face of this planet I would like to listen to "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden and remember those fake plastics people.

Time Period:
I want it NOW!!! Right now!!! Or maybe tomorrow...I'm kinda tired.

[woad&fangs]

Location: Wisconsin, It's like Russia, but colder.

Time: Now's fine. I have an English Final in half an hour that I wouldn't mind being delayed.

Weapons: Marlin 30-30 lever action rifle with a 4x scope, Remington 870 pump action shotgun, and a melee weapon. All of which is conveniently in my house at the moment.

Music: Punk and Pop-Punk such as Green Day, Bowling for Soup, Bouncing Souls, Jettingham, Dropkick Murphy's, and occasionally switching to stuff like Gospel and "What a wonderful world" because it's fun to do that in BF2.

Other: I'd also start looking for a way to turn into a vampire(Gothic version, not Uberzombie style). I'd love to lead a vampire army into a post-apocalyptic battle against the zombie hordes.

[Hepcat]

Location: Mount Ngongotaha, because it's on my home turf and I'll have the high ground. My Japanese friend's parents run a restaurant up at the top too so I'd be able to eat there. :laugh4:

Time: Present day.

Weapons: Flamethrowers, MG42s and a lawn mower would be fun too (if anyone's seen Braindead they might understand).

Music: I really don't know. My usual random mix of music from all corners of the globe in all sorts of styles I guess.

[Caius]

Location: Mount Aconcagua
Time: Present day.

Weapons: Portatil Ion Cannon. Flamethrowers. Shotguns

Music: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor ; Forever Young - Alphaville; Big in Japan - Alphaville ; Chop Suey! System of a Down.

[Lord Winter]

Wisconsin, It's like Russia, but colder.

Sigged

[woad&fangs]

Sweet, I'm in the same signature as Churchill and Plato.

Also, It's just Woad, not Woad"s"

[Lord Winter]

Sweet, I'm in the same signature as Churchill and Plato.

Also, It's just Woad, not Woad"s"

fixed

[Decker]

Hmm... I like this thread:

Location: Alcatraz, Bay Area California, USA.
Lighthouse, decent housing and its an island so they can't really reach me. Also it's in a populated area, so Im in reach of food and other various entertainment stuff.

Time: Present Day

Weapons: The RPC- RPC M1B (https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/RPCM1BRocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg)- In Action (https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/RPCConceptPic4.jpg)
An Ak-47 as my main (the more updated version whatever that is), a Coast Guard Boat, a small helicopter, my gf. Umm... and whatever else I can pick up at local gun stores and whatnot. A dog by likes of the one in I Am Legend.

Music- My Entire CD Collection and then some. Mostly listening to AC/DC Shot Down in Flames, Thunderstruck, Back in Black, TNT, Shoot to Thrill, etc...

[spmetla]

If you're serious about zombie defense/survival check out this forum:

http://zombiehunters.org/forum/

These guys will help you avoid the many mistakes of us "newbie" zombie killers such as packing katanas and wearing chainmail.

[ajaxfetish]

Hmmmm . . .

I'm thinking somewhere between 1 million and 4 million years ago, in the hopes that 99.5% of the people on Earth would add up to about 2 dozen or so zombies. That would be a little more manageable.

In that case I guess I'd be limited to animal bones and rocks lying on the ground for weapons. Ah well, comes with the territory.

Location would have to be Africa, Indonesia, China, or somewhere else people had gotten to by then.

Music in real life would be limited to whatever guttural noises my primitive lungs could produce. The soundtrack in my head, however, would include O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, Crawling by Linkin Park, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen, and You Know My Name by Chris Cornell (from Casino Royale).

Ajax

[Beefy187]

Top of great wall of china would be a great place for Zombie slaying.