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TruePraetorian
02-02-2008, 03:38
This is strange, and laughable :laugh4:...

I was playing RTW online yesterday. After a good bout with a man (I was the Julii while he was the "dreaded" greek cities), he and I chatted for a while. Interestingly enough, he asked, not declared it or anything, if I wanted to be his Mortal Enemy. He then went on describing how it would be...

I don't know. The benifits, to my knowledge, of having a Mortal Enemy are someone to beat occasionaly in a personal way, someone to taunt; ya know the whole "Batman vs Joker" or "Spiderman vs The Green Goblin", or even the "Britteny Spears vs Reality" mortal enemy kind of thing. The downside is that I will have to be taunted, and have to deal with him threating my family, home, life, etc etc..

Any suggestions? It would help if you too have a mortal enemy, so you can speak from experience. It would also help if you were a Superhero, or Supervillian. Either one would be fine :yes:.
LeftEyeNine
02-02-2008, 04:16
The guy has serious manhood problems. And I bet I can find handcuffs and whips in his bedroom.

I'd reject such offer with last words saying "I'm not gay".

Weird world.
Beirut
02-02-2008, 05:06
Get married.
Whacker
02-02-2008, 05:12
Get married.
Thread destroyed. Org destroyed. Internet over. Close forums.

He speaks the truth
Caius
02-02-2008, 05:14
Get another life, yours is messed.
TruePraetorian
02-02-2008, 06:17
Get another life, yours is messed.

Watch out, I might just take yours...

EDIT: Vote:Caius
Zim
02-02-2008, 14:56
Ar you saying that getting married will put this issue into perspective (i.e. actually having sex would deprive the person asking the OP to be his mortal enemy of the desire to have one, by virtue of gaining a life), or that getting married provides you with a mortal enemy? :beam:

Maybe both? :clown:


Get married.
Beirut
02-03-2008, 12:29
Ar you saying that getting married will put this issue into perspective (i.e. actually having sex would deprive the person asking the OP to be his mortal enemy of the desire to have one, by virtue of gaining a life), or that getting married provides you with a mortal enemy? :beam:

Maybe both? :clown:

The latter.
Zim
02-03-2008, 12:39
Interesting. Being married myself, I would have guessed "both". :clown:


The latter.
Mooks
02-03-2008, 16:52
This reminds me of Starcraft, where there is this guy named CommunistWaffle. He beat me like 3 times in a row (I play diplo/ww1/ww2 games). The last time he beat me I swore revenge, now every game he goes in (we meet eachother quite often) a game I threaten his wells, food supply, livestock, shopping center. Basically a run-on joke telling him how much I hate him.