Backroom Video Thread

[Fragony]

Oh yeah I forgot we are in afghanistan

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2007/08/06/walsh.afghanistan.dutch.troops.itn

Man CNN loves singing in c-minor, doing fine actually.

hmmm, bit boring, this one is better, never ambush commando's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzA_8Juw94&mode=related&search=

[Crazed Rabbit]

The car the taliban needs:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7689840984364004854&q=small+but+tough+vw&total=31&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

CR

[Fragony]

Still get a kick out of this one :yes: Got to love the World Cup

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/19915/4dc48700/index.html

Dangit, got an awesome videoclip but it has some soft erotism in it, some sort of 9/11 inspired uhm, thingie. PM if you want it.

Ah well, I still have Canadians with sniper rifles. These guys are good.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/22813/ef318b67/index.html

[Orb]

Better not to watch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

[Soulforged]

The long heated debate of the Backroom about the possibility of God is over thanks to these two find gentlemen:

Is God Even Possible (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOxQLhpUddM)

and

Re: Is God Even Possible (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-KH2QQg3s)

WARNING: The level of the debate might overwhelm unprepared intellects.

[Marshal Murat]

Minesweeper the Movie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx4jBzHmcM4)

The new summer hit!
Goes off with a bang - Roper

[Fragony]

Is it a airplane??? Is it a man??? Well kinda it's a terrorist being hit by a mortar

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/23139/e3311dac/the_flying_terrorist.html

Think he's dead?

[Fragony]

Awwwww this is so cute!

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/19393/4faa5e2e/911_zegt_u_het_maar.html

Cool cop.

[Boyar Son]

The long heated debate of the Backroom about the possibility of God is over thanks to these two find gentlemen:

Is God Even Possible (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOxQLhpUddM)

and

Re: Is God Even Possible (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-KH2QQg3s)

WARNING: The level of the debate might overwhelm unprepared intellects.

Why does everything come out to God being impossible... I read it and I didnt see that conclusion...

[Beirut]

Mr. Cheney, if you thunk that then, what are you thunking now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I

[Lemur]

For our Mannish Orgahs:

Go-karting the Isle of Man. (https://youtube.com/watch?v=bf3cJRkeEqE)

[Husar]

Guillermo in the Bourne Ultimatum (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ca8_1186421388)

Don't know that guillermo, but I thought it was quite funny.

[Lemur]

Anybody who has ever sat through a tech demo, or who has been forced to watch a product video, will appreciate this:

MS Paint, we barely knew ya. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxx2KcPWWZg)

[Bijo]

Here (https://youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI&mode=related&search=) is a good theremin play. Always liked the theremin from the moment I learnt of it years ago.

[Lemur]

Finally, a coherent defense of the military ban on gays (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gays_too_precious_to_risk_in).

[Crazed Rabbit]

Best 4 second clip ever:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7233445036972827652

CR

[Crazed Rabbit]

The Simpsons and The 300, together at last, a glorious mix of awesomeness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z4YZnja988&mode=related&search=

Crazed Rabbit
yeah, I know, sorry for the double post, but...

[Husar]

Here (https://youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI&mode=related&search=) is a good theremin play. Always liked the theremin from the moment I learnt of it years ago.
Quite amazing, I've watched that several times in a row now.:2thumbsup:

Never heard of a theremin before, interesting instrument.

[Boyar Son]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4enKqZ08oz0&NR=1

Good laughs anyone? or will I be politicaly corrected?

[R'as al Ghul]

Just in case anyone missed this:

A battle between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo, and 2 crocodiles at a watering hole in South Africa's Kruger National Park while on safari.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

You'll be on the edge of your seat. I promise.

[Boyar Son]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5uxXAZNii8&mode=related&search=

Snake attacks humans in an epic battle of good vs evil.

[Fragony]

Just in case anyone missed this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

You'll be on the edge of your seat. I promise.

Ahum, wow. That is seriously awesome.

[R'as al Ghul]

Ahum, wow. That is seriously awesome.

Isn't it? The best thing was the totally unexpected happy ending. :beam:
Man, those water buffalos are not to be messed with. :scared:

[Roy1991]

How to prank a telemarketer (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com)

:laugh4:

[Ice]

I laughed pretty hard.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ro9HBmnK6Hw

[InsaneApache]

I laughed pretty hard.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ro9HBmnK6Hw

:laugh4: :2thumbsup:

[Pannonian]

Look mamma without brains!

Darwin says; some people just shouldn't be. I disagree, because they serve a purpose, entertaining me for starters.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/22307/31a49ef9/index.html

Way to go.

I just caught this one. It looks horrible. What the hell were they thinking of?

[Louis VI the Fat]

Meet Todd Conner (http://www.toddconner.net/mainmenu.html), 'life coach / inspirational guide / friend'.

Video: Or is he? (http://www.break.com/index/trust-me-im-a-professional.html)

I've only watched two minutes of video of this guy, and already there are few people on the planet whom I despise more than Todd 'trust me, she's fine' Conner. :no:

'Don't ask how, just say POW!'

[Marshal Murat]

"America Broke the Law First! (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d69_1187877604&p=1http://)

She was recently deported from the U.S. for illegal immigration.
Uh... I think she got it switched around.

[Quid]

Meet Todd Conner (http://www.toddconner.net/mainmenu.html), 'life coach / inspirational guide / friend'.

Video: Or is he? (http://www.break.com/index/trust-me-im-a-professional.html)

I've only watched two minutes of video of this guy, and already there are few people on the planet whom I despise more than Todd 'trust me, she's fine' Conner. :no:

'Don't ask how, just say POW!'

Can I have the first shot at him? Please, pretty please! People like that make me physically sick...

Quid

[Husar]

Meet Todd Conner (http://www.toddconner.net/mainmenu.html), 'life coach / inspirational guide / friend'.

Video: Or is he? (http://www.break.com/index/trust-me-im-a-professional.html)

I've only watched two minutes of video of this guy, and already there are few people on the planet whom I despise more than Todd 'trust me, she's fine' Conner. :no:

'Don't ask how, just say POW!'
What a friend indeed.:no:

Makes me wonder what he wanted to show with that though. That he isn't right in his head?:inquisitive:

[Fragony]

that's a big one alright.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/24452/ce7e0e4c/kalm_blijven.html

[Beirut]

Cute as a kitten and dumb as a fence post. :daisy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

[Marshal Murat]

Sounds like a politician I know...

Actually, several.

[Beirut]

A follow up to "Cute as a kitten and dumb as a fence post. :daisy: "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

[Fragony]

Oh god what is with misses needing other qualities. It's so painfull to watch them trying to be anything more then a piece of flesh.

[InsaneApache]

Oh the irony. "No one outside America has maps and don't know where they are!"

I think I just had a little wee laughing. :laugh4:

[Fragony]

Ahum!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6074202.stm

And don't get me started on the 'other qualities' of brittish women :beam:

lol ugly

[Husar]

Oh god what is with misses needing other qualities. It's so painfull to watch them trying to be anything more then a piece of flesh.
I hope you noticed that the second one was an ironic response.:sweatdrop:

Also note that I wouldn't expect six year old children anywhere to know exactly where they live and where every country in the world is. I myself couldn't tell you where Zimbabwe is on a map without any markers. To be honest, a lot(not all, mind you) of my geographical knowledge about Europe comes from playing Total War games.:sweatdrop:
Yeah, we did all that in school, even had to learn all german mountains and rivers etc. but I forgot that again in about a week. Fighting over the strategic map in a game means you look at it for hours, actually enjoy looking at it and thus learn a lot more.:yes: Especially because you actually invest some time in it. Now if I gave you a blank map of the US, could you show me where Iowa is?

[Fragony]

Now if I gave you a blank map of the US, could you show me where Iowa is?

Yep, but only if it isn't one of these magical maps that warp you to it.

[Ice]

Especially because you actually invest some time in it. Now if I gave you a blank map of the US, could you show me where Iowa is?

Yes :2thumbsup:

[Boyar Son]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpSU-UWkso&mode=related&search=

Donald as a nazi in cartoon propaganda...I liked the first part

[Husar]

Yep, but only if it isn't one of these magical maps that warp you to it.
Okay, maybe I'm just stupid.:shrug:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Frenchman (of all people!) teaches ignorant news staffers about guns:

http://delftsman.mu.nu/archives/238515.php

CR

[Ice]

Frenchman (of all people!) teaches ignorant news staffers about guns:

http://delftsman.mu.nu/archives/238515.php

CR

Haha, not bad.

[Husar]

Haha, not bad.
Apart from the fact that he seems to know how guns work I found it pretty bad. The guy's a bad pantomime and just couldn't really make me laugh. that press people these days have no idea what they're talking about in some cases was obvious before and explaining one picture in such length as some sort of gun-nut instructional video isn't really funny IMO. It also seemed a bit like he was making fun of political correctness and people from other nations so I wouldn't be surprised if that guy was some sort of closet racist.(note, that's just a thought ~;p )

[Ice]

Apart from the fact that he seems to know how guns work I found it pretty bad. The guy's a bad pantomime and just couldn't really make me laugh. that press people these days have no idea what they're talking about in some cases was obvious before and explaining one picture in such length as some sort of gun-nut instructional video isn't really funny IMO. It also seemed a bit like he was making fun of political correctness and people from other nations so I wouldn't be surprised if that guy was some sort of closet racist.(note, that's just a thought ~;p )

You're looking to far into it.

[Crazed Rabbit]

AT rifles: not just for tanks anymore!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=206_1187864870


Also, the new extreme sport for deer; jumping over motorcycles:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=629_1187712839


Finally, when stupid people and hurricanes collide:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bea_1187848521

CR

[Geoffrey S]

Now if I gave you a blank map of the US, could you show me where Iowa is?
Exactly. People joke so much about US public knowledge of world geography, but quite a few would struggle to locate most states in the US or almost any country outside the EU.

Although: "Holland? That's in Denmark, right?" on holiday stung a little. :inquisitive:

[Geoffrey S]

Motie van welbehagen (http://www.burorenkema.nl/2006/12/motie_van_welbehagen.php), brilliant!

"Wat is myrrhe dan eigenlijk?" "Volgens mij smeert Wilders dat in zijn haar!"

Ipodje voetballen (http://www.burorenkema.nl/2006/06/ipodje_voetballen.php), "Johnny Heitinga..."

[Dutch_guy]

Hans Teeuwen en de hallal vrouwen...
(http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/25169/d1ad3df6/teeuwen_powned_halal_tuthola_s.html)

:balloon2:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQSlTCAKucM

Tiger attack

[Husar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQSlTCAKucM

Tiger attack
Fragony posted that one some pages ago. ~;)

[Geoffrey S]

Hans Teeuwen en de hallal vrouwen...
(http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/25169/d1ad3df6/teeuwen_powned_halal_tuthola_s.html)

:balloon2:
Oh my dear lord... I've rarely seen someone being so verbally flattened, let alone three at the same time. Priceless! :laugh4:

[Crazed Rabbit]

What's Dutch_guy's video about?

CR

[Geoffrey S]

Hans Teeuwen, a popular Dutch comedian, is interviewed bij De meiden van halal, young Muslim ladies in traditional garb trying to show how multicultural they are and Holland should be by interviewing famous Dutch people and in particular politicians. Teeuwen made fun of them in a rather rude song at a public speach, and in this interview they accuse him of being an insulting person. They shouldn't have. In this debate he shows just how stupid they are and in passing what hypocrits certain Muslims are, who claim insult from a comedian while simultaneously insulting gays. If you can understand Dutch, it's an absolute riot.

[Boyar Son]

Its in portuguese, but the sounds are funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHdQxL654DE

[Conqueror]

What To Do In A Zombie Attack (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU)

[Crazed Rabbit]

Real zombies attack Vancouver, BC:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb5_1188148376

Good luck Goofball!

CR

[Fragony]

Oh my dear lord... I've rarely seen someone being so verbally flattened, let alone three at the same time. Priceless! :laugh4:

ghegheghe PWND :2thumbsup:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/25623/d8f5118c/amerikaan_worstelt_met_irakees.html

^--look at the fun they are having

[Fragony]

Pitbull kitten http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/25775/b8616a4b/poezenfilmpje_2.html

[Soulforged]

Why does everything come out to God being impossible... I read it and I didnt see that conclusion...
That's the whole point. They don't prove anything, but that's how video sharing over the internet is, 15 minutes of fame galore, all stupid people trying to be famous.

[Fragony]

The copy-nostra takes it a little further

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/25853/e3a5bbed/nieuwe_anti_piraterij_spot.html

[Hepcat]

I've just recently been watching some Victor Borge videos and I think he is great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7L02tCNi0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX4jcMEslq4

:2thumbsup:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Let's let only cops and the military have guns!

What a great idea! (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5459)

CR

[Husar]

Let's let only cops and the military have guns!

What a great idea! (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5459)

CR
Hey give everyone guns and allow policemen to frighten citizens, what a great idea, maybe they can even manage to shoot eachother next time.:2thumbsup:

[Bijo]

A video about some Americans (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/76819/How_Smart_Are_Americans.html?rh=113417).


:laugh4:

[Crazed Rabbit]

That video has already been posted in this thread.

:angry:

CR

[Husar]

That video has already been posted in this thread.
So have some others, no reason to get angry.
Though I think it's the content that upsets you.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Gee, ya think it's the content and the smug ******** who act like a comedy sketch means all Americans are dumb rednecks?

Maybe it's that and not that it's been posted before.

CR

[Husar]

Gee, ya think it's the content and the smug ******** who act like a comedy sketch means all Americans are dumb rednecks?

Maybe it's that and not that it's been posted before.

CR
I knew it, you can't hide it very well dear Rabbit. But let me assure you that I and most europeans know you're not that way in the US, at least not all.

We had some shows here asking Germans where Germany is on a map of Europe and some pointed to France, Spain.....:laugh4:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Let's let only cops and the military have guns!

What a great idea! (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5459)

CR
That was disgusting. I've never had the misfortune to meet an officer of the law that horrible in my life. That's really unprofessional.

A note though, CR, would you have shot the cop if you had a gun? Really...that seems extreme, then he'd actually have something to charge you with. Besides, you could file a complaint using the camera as evidence, if you wanted to.

[Crazed Rabbit]

A note though, CR, would you have shot the cop if you had a gun?

No way. Not unless he just actually started attacking me.


Really...that seems extreme, then he'd actually have something to charge you with. Besides, you could file a complaint using the camera as evidence, if you wanted to.

It would be extreme. So I'd just do like the guy in the video did, unless, as I said before, he actually went berserk and just started attacking me.


I knew it, you can't hide it very well dear Rabbit.

Well, I wasn't trying to hide it...

CR

[discovery1]

Gee, ya think it's the content and the smug ******** who act like a comedy sketch means all Americans are dumb rednecks?

Maybe it's that and not that it's been posted before.

CR


Yeah CR, its not like we do the same to ourselves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUmviuceomk).

[Csargo]

heh

[Husar]

Yeah CR, its not like we do the same to ourselves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUmviuceomk).
If asked similar questions about the german government, I couldn't answer them either, guess that makes me politically stupid.:sweatdrop:

[Bijo]

That video has already been posted in this thread.

:angry:

CR
Then consider the clip a reminder!

Heheheh, just kiddin', jus' kiddin' :clown: One could find many such fools in any country in different ways.

Ask me about where Dutch towns and cities are and I would hardly know. Then again it's not really due to stupidity but more because of disinterest. But really, really... to confuse Australia for Iran or France... not knowing how many sides a TRIangle has (a triangle which should be easily visualized too)... for a Texan to say that the president is "r'ah 'cah he fr'm Texas".... oh please!! If you're American you should be ashamed that they are your countrymen and you should do everything within your power to pursue and knock them over the head :P

[Geoffrey S]

A nice compilation of some brilliant accidents when rowing. (https://youtube.com/watch?v=S6XUvg7zbmA) If you don't watch that one, be sure to check the best (https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0Oq2gi_p4Q&mode=related&search=) of the bunch!

[Pannonian]

Here's one for Louis.

RTW footage set to Mylene Farmer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk_F53UVv6o)

[Louis VI the Fat]

RTW footage set to Mylène Farmer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk_F53UVv6o)That is one of my favourite songs!!!1!1!!! :jumping:

Thanx for sharing. Here is the original video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPBzfo9sj1Q), a favourite of mine as well.
Uh, it is French and therefore artistically important and all that, but please don't watch it in an environment where relevant art doesn't include crucified naked women...
To be sure: I mean it is Not Safe For Work.


We had some shows here asking Germans where Germany is on a map of Europe and some pointed to France, Spain........and to Poland and the Ukraine too no doubt. You guys still at it? :laugh4: :sweatdrop:

[InsaneApache]

Zombies are a national threat! (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2007/08/bush_vs_zombies.html#)

:laugh4:

[Pannonian]

That is one of my favourite songs!!!1!1!!! :jumping:

Thanx for sharing. Here is the original video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPBzfo9sj1Q), a favourite of mine as well.

I find the arrangement very a-ha-esque in the lush combination of keyboards anmd guitars. Presumably they took their style from someone else as well, but I can't think of anyone else earlier with that exact signature.

[Husar]

...and to Poland and the Ukraine too no doubt. You guys still at it? :laugh4: :sweatdrop:
:laugh4: :sweatdrop:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Okay, now outside of a culinary context I am not particularly an ichthyophile of some sort, but this is just plain wrong. Even fish should have some sort of a fighting chance.

Octopus video (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1735378) ~:eek:

[Pannonian]

Okay, now outside of a culinary context I am not particularly an ichthyophile of some sort, but this is just plain wrong. Even fish should have some sort of a fighting chance.

Octopus video (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1735378) ~:eek:
In a comment (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/2917/) on that video:


Oh yes, the mimic octopus. Most creatures that mimic and do so as an "act of will" ( Rather than being born looking a lot like something else ), can impersonate one other organism. The mimic octopus is capable of changing shape and colour to become any of 10 other species - For example, change colour to black and yellow stripes, thin out ones arms and body and one becomes a sea snake. Or contract arms to look fatter, cahnge to bright red, divert fluids in tissues to make spikes and bumps appear and suddenly it's a starfish.

Not only does this show what not having bones or enclosed circulation combined with chromatic pigments does for one, the real kicker is that it argues for a conciousness that rivals ours and otranks many other animals. Consider; Octopus sees other organism. Octopus then works out the bodily manipulations needed to look like that and the colours required. To do this, it must be 'aware' of itself in a way that many otehr animals are not - A level of proprioreception that is near equal to human actors pretending to be trees.

And they can take the lids off of any containers. If they ever solve the reproduction and growth problems, you humans are screwed royally.

It seems the Org Backroom isn't the only place in the world where we're worried about the octosquid threat.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I think the pistol shrimp will give that a run for it's money...what other animal can create temperatures as hot as the surface of the sun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

[Csargo]

Then consider the clip a reminder!

Heheheh, just kiddin', jus' kiddin' :clown: One could find many such fools in any country in different ways.

Ask me about where Dutch towns and cities are and I would hardly know. Then again it's not really due to stupidity but more because of disinterest. But really, really... to confuse Australia for Iran or France... not knowing how many sides a TRIangle has (a triangle which should be easily visualized too)... for a Texan to say that the president is "r'ah 'cah he fr'm Texas".... oh please!! If you're American you should be ashamed that they are your countrymen and you should do everything within your power to pursue and knock them over the head :P

:inquisitive: How about I hit you over the head. :P

[Fragony]

Britney still has fans :yes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Where is our freudal knight A. Saturnus when you need him.

:dizzy2:

[Quid]

Britney still has fans :yes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Where is our freudal knight A. Saturnus when you need him.

:dizzy2:

Is that a moustache I see...? My god, how tragic...

Quid

[Fragony]

Is that a moustache I see...? My god, how tragic...

Quid

He does have a point though, you try staying normal when you can't sneeze without hitting a telelens. But yeah, tragic.

[Quid]

He does have a point though, you try staying normal when you can't sneeze without hitting a telelens. But yeah, tragic.

Point or no point, what makes a person do such a thing...? And that wasn't a bloke, was it?

Quid

[Crazed Rabbit]

Judge forces offenders who play their car stereo too loud to listen to Bary Manilow and Celine Dion for an hour:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5649

Few repeat offenders.

CR

[InsaneApache]

Judge forces offenders who play their car stereo too loud to listen to Bary Manilow and Celine Dion for an hour:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5649

Few repeat offenders.

CR

Surely that constitutes 'cruel and unusual' punishment in anyones books. :laugh4: :2thumbsup:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Great judge! :2thumbsup:


Britney still has fans :yes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc :dizzy2:Leave the Britney Fan Alone!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROZLlWMImU) :beam:


BTW, the Emo Britney fan is Chris Crocker. He claims to have a gay relationship with both his brother and his dog. He's a YouTube attention seeker, and quite a celebrity in the making. http://www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker

Personally, I think fans like these are what drove Britney mad. He must be the world's biggest celebrity stalker. The thought seemingly never occured to him that his owning every picture ever made of Britney is what keeps his berated paparazzi in business.

[InsaneApache]

Personally, I think fans like these are what drove Britney mad. He must be the world's biggest celebrity stalker. The thought seemingly never occured to him that his owning every picture ever made of Britney is what keeps his berated paparazzi in business.

A bit like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo

:laugh4:

[InsaneApache]

The wisdom of Arnie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9TQ6xiqbk

:laugh4:

[Crazed Rabbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Flittlegreenfootballs%2Ecom%2Fweblog%2F

Can't Tase This
Stop! Taser Time!

CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Anyone else having a problem with bunches of youtube videos not loading? Like that last one CR posted.

[Csargo]

Works.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

http://www.officer.com/videonetwork/index.jsp?showid=378811

This video shows a pretty crazy cop chase.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Ninjas Attack!
A gas station. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwMOBM5xfU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebreitbart%2Etv%2F%3Fp%3D5984)

CR

[Lemur]

I got three words for you: Pakistani zombie flick (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TJKfOT0j1Q). All the benefits of a cheapie slasher film, but this time it's from the raj. Warning: contains violent zombie imagery.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

fixed the youtube problem btw...tell me if you have same.

Will it Blend? - Chuck Norris (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=bz301)

[Lemur]

When magic tricks go horribly wrong. (http://www.glumbert.com/media/magictrick) Knife, meet hand. Hand, meet knife.

[Pannonian]

Something slightly more pleasant to the eye.

White Koala bear (http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/video/2007/sep/24/white.koala)

[Crazed Rabbit]

President Imadinnerjacket;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9OfNrxt5Q4

"I know you say there's no gays in Iran, but we're in New York now"

CR

[Crazed Rabbit]

The world record stone skipping throw (51 times!):
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6220

And related story:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07273/821782-85.stm

CR

[Justiciar]

Toilet training, Nippon stylee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Famok%2Efreeforums%2Eorg%2Fviewtopic%2Ephp%3Ft%3D3%26start%3D75

[Lemur]

Toilet training, Nippon stylee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Famok%2Efreeforums%2Eorg%2Fviewtopic%2Ephp%3Ft%3D3%26start%3D75
If only I had this video when the little lemurs were learning ...

[Husar]

How it should have ended...

The Lord of the Rings (http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/LOTR.html)

The Matrix Revolutions (http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/The_Matrix.html)

Braveheart (http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/Braveheart.html)

Some more can be found here (http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/movie%20list.html).

[Apoc]

J.R.R. Tolkien...

...reads from 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Chapter IV: Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQJTaMMMhI)

...sings 'Troll Sat Alone On His Seat Of Stone' (Sam's Troll Song) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9WmxwgW2J0)

...recites the Ring Verse (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s59oDfDoI8)

...recites 'Namárië' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6de_SbVUVfA)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

How it should have ended...

The Lord of the Rings (http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/LOTR.html)



This is excellent :laugh4:

[Fragony]

No, you can't. You can't drive and you most certainly cannot not steer a ship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1dCJ9VDUlc

[Geoffrey S]

Talking about bad steering...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wO5z4VLQoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Oq2gi_p4Q

[Crazed Rabbit]

‘You sneeze, you're dead man.’ (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6697)

I love Texas. :beam:

EDIT: You're in a cave with a river of liquefied guano. What could make it better? Perhaps a 20 foot or longer python. Attacking you.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=157_1192170849

CR

[Tribesman]

Arseen Venger :2thumbsup:

[Tribesman]

Oh bugger wrong forum
I did get me somewhat confudelreld when I saw my name in the video thread .

plrease delete or transfwr to to opther topic .

[Crazed Rabbit]

Sure, you think, jet engines are great for planes and fighter jets and the like, but what can the average homeowner use one for?

To start a really big bonfire, really fast. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb0_1191802033)

CR

[Prodigal]

Blind guy painting, and they look amazing...Only in Texas I guess

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/4057

Obamma isn't american...(Lots of swearing in this one, but its a US politician so does that make it ok?)

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/4007

[Crazed Rabbit]

@Prodigal - was that an unfunny German version of that Aussy 'war on everything' show?

Anyways, for your viewing pleasure, a documentary* on Americana tonight and speaking truth to power:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6916

CR
*1 1/2 minutes long

[naut]

I <3 the Chaser. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKCI4Q9mLT0) There's a bit of swearing is that ok?

[Prodigal]

@Prodigal - was that an unfunny German version of that Aussy 'war on everything' show?
Dunno just saw it yesterday & liked the "not american, Hilary & the cigar" questions, where can I find the war on everything show?

[naut]

My post above you, it's The Chaser's War on Everything.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Here's one for the cat owners amongst us (http://www.ziza.ru/2007/10/18/chto_delajut_koty_nochju.html). Russian language site, but no words needed.

[The Wizard]

Oh man, too true :laugh4:

[CountArach]

Man levitates outside White House. (http://video.nbc4.com/player/?id=170416)

Not funny, but damn cool.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Inside the mind of a "'first' poster":
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1752858

A collection of follies in soccer, aka why are we paying these people so many if they can't make a goal from 5 yards in front of the goal?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769759

How the Canadians roll in Major League Soccer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW-5cek2bzQ
Or, why you don't want to have to take a corner kick in Toronto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7C_pKF8bc

CR

[Crazed Rabbit]

Yeah, it's a double post but this video is so great it deserves it's own post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNEHMjZ6Pqs

That one, amazingly great, line by Senator McCain almost makes me want him to be president.

CR

[Husar]

Man levitates outside White House. (http://video.nbc4.com/player/?id=170416)

Not funny, but damn cool.
Man explains how it's done. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJm10zt_fA)

It just had to be something about the stick he's holding. ~D

[Crazed Rabbit]

A children's claymation video, and probably one of the creepiest things I've seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3z2Pm7Iwg

Involving murder, destruction, and Satan.

EDIT: Oh, and Mark Twain. This is a professional, commercial production, as well.

CR

[CountArach]

Man explains how it's done. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJm10zt_fA)

It just had to be something about the stick he's holding. ~D
Awesome :2thumbsup:

[Fragony]

It remains cool footage, ambushed during interview

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=McHTxDFZTrQ

[Crazed Rabbit]

Perhaps the most amazing play in football I've ever seen;

http://thisgoesto11.blogspot.com/2007/10/calstanford-redux.html

Wow.

European and down under members may recognize some traces of one of their sports.

CR

[Husar]

That was looking very nice CR, but why does the moderator have to cry so loud? :sweatdrop:

[InsaneApache]

A letter to Stephen Hawkings. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2CdB9-JUQk)

:laugh4:

[ZombieFriedNuts]

fishmaster (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ) wishmaster the misheard lyrics

[Lemur]

When Parkour goes bad ... (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3d_1193586563)

[Beirut]

Cool! ~:smoking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYhd_N01fLg

(This is better than a lot of movies I've seen.)

[woad&fangs]

Beirut...
That... WAS...AWSOME!!!!!:2thumbsup:

[Husar]

Yeah, awesome! :2thumbsup:

I didn't really expect the Eurofighter to accelerate that fast, it usually looks rather slow, probably because the plane is so big, but next to that car... ~:eek:

[discovery1]

That was a good vid. Glad the side I was cheering for won.

[Fragony]

Why Thief is the best game ever made, a few cutscenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uR8pcqV_HY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AAzkPkiImo <--now that is creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGZA-KDy87Q <-- now that is an ending

[Fragony]

The desert olympics

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/30839/be1f75ec/kameel_jumpen.html

[Husar]

They have a bump in front of the camels, but still pretty nice jumping. :2thumbsup:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Fighting for the lord:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7605

EDIT: Winter smites Bogota, Columbia with frenzy of freezing weather stranding commuters:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7607

CR

[Pannonian]

Perhaps the most amazing play in football I've ever seen;

http://thisgoesto11.blogspot.com/2007/10/calstanford-redux.html

Wow.

European and down under members may recognize some traces of one of their sports.

CR
Nice try, a bit reminiscent of this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwCbG4I0QyA).

[Fragony]

Never saw this footage before, the explosion in Enschede. It's a small miracle only 22 people died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S52p2AMISFk

[Pannonian]

Can't remember if it's been posted here before, but not all footballers fake their injuries.

Phil Babb (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti4vpffQFVo)

[Husar]

Some StarWars themed videos, last is the best, as always. ~;)

Stormtrooper Army (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFbJtvOuTc)
The Injured Stormtrooper (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-xHehd4NI)
Darth Vader in Love (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5CTd0OVLw)

:2thumbsup:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Can't remember if it's been posted here before, but not all footballers fake their injuries.

Phil Babb (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti4vpffQFVo)

Ouch.

And now, you can buy a machine that will wash your dog!
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7737

Only $33,000! And your dog will love it.

Also, the writers of The Office explain the reasons behind the Hollywood writer's strike: http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7743

CR

[Fragony]

All the fakes and murder attempts in what has to be most shamefull match ever.

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXq7xcnkis

[Husar]

All the fakes and murder attempts in what has to be most shamefull match ever.

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXq7xcnkis
Hey, that was one of the best matches ever. :beam:

I loved it, it made football interesting again. :2thumbsup:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Chabal is a professional French rugby player, who's been playing and living in England since 2004. Here's a video of him at a press conference before a France-Ireland game.

In-depth interview with S&#233;bastien Chabal in English! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJsezQXo3s)

Edit: Speaking of rugby, those were two fantastic tries, CR and Pannonian.

Edit 2: Another rugby video. Alas, in French, forget about it if you don't get it. 'Rugby or not to Be - De l’existentialisme dans le rugby post-moderne'. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2phFxylbmw).
Explore more existentialism in postmodern rugby here (http://www.lecoqsportif.com/rugbyornottobe/). (French sportswear commercials, by Le Coq Sportif)

[Husar]

:laugh4:

That was a great interview. :dizzy2:

[InsaneApache]

No, we speak French! :laugh4: Classy guy. :2thumbsup:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Visit beautiful Los Angeles.

They've got characters. (https://youtube.com/watch?v=-MmhPF9cDBc)
SEVERE PROFANITY WARNING

CR

[discovery1]

Visit beautiful Los Angeles.

They've got characters. (https://youtube.com/watch?v=-MmhPF9cDBc)
SEVERE PROFANITY WARNING

CR

That was Las Vegas actually. :no:

[Husar]

The only good thin gis it's on YouTube for every policeman to see.

[Pannonian]

Rainbow, a children's TV show. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n4iqocDXr4)

[Ice]

Bush sings a U2 song! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6805063692754011230)

[Crazed Rabbit]

Most of the time, you don't want to stop growing when your still in elementary school.

Of course, most of the time, you're not 6'11" when you're twelve years old (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7938).
:dizzy2:

CR

[InsaneApache]

Hotel? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ESWfeB-U0Y)

[Moros]

not sure if has been posted here already but something you mustn't miss:
dead terrorist. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go)

[Husar]

Ever seen an airshow from the pilot's helmet cam (http://www.airshowbuzz.com/videos/view.php?v=6ee40fd7)?

Great skill if you ask me. :2thumbsup:

Edit: And why would anyone want an SUV when she/he could have a VW (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83auuj9BDho) instead? ~D

[InsaneApache]

http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php

I can't work out if it's funny or disgusting. :inquisitive:

[Fragony]

buahahahaha, man in the sky says stop calling me for nothing

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/32129/9a5c0f88/nog_zo_gezegd._geen_bommetje.html

[InsaneApache]

Tie me kangeroo down sport! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0nwuN6rlzA0)

:laugh4:

[Husar]

buahahahaha, man in the sky says stop calling me for nothing
I got the impression that they called him because they feared this would happen. :laugh4:

[Fragony]

I got the impression that they called him because they feared this would happen. :laugh4:

Hmm that I didn't consider. Now if only he reincarnates as a teacher at a kindergarten so he can spread the word that 72 virgins isn't necesarily fun it would be perfect.

[Vladimir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14vqywjH5lE&feature=related

I can't understand a word they're saying but somehow I know! :laugh4:

[Fragony]

The conversation, rated E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

[InsaneApache]

Rise up, rise up oh Canada!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJk360DSA00

:laugh4:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Star Wars lost intro I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAJEM6g5a0A)

The Anchorhead Story of Star Wars part II (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zkvkgwMW0w)

Three cut scenes from episode IV inserted into their proper place! I had never seen them until ten minutes ago. Am very excited about it.:jumping:
It puts a new perspective on Luke's adolescence and life on Tatooine. Basically, he spend his time hanging out with druggies with seventies hair. The best part is Biggs, Luke's best friend. Biggs is the pilot who sacrificies his life for Luke during the attack on the Death Star. It gains a new and much deeper emotional impact.
[/geeky Star Wars stuff]


Anchorhead Story of Star Wars

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


The Anchorhead Story of Star Wars refers to a subplot from the original script of Star Wars that involved Luke Skywalker on Tatooine. The sequence was filmed, but edited out of the final cut. The scenes offered a glimpse into Luke's life and friends, and also introduced the character of Biggs Darklighter, who still appears in the released version of the film as a doomed X-Wing fighter pilot in the Battle of Yavin.

George Lucas has stated that these scenes were deleted because he wanted to portray the first section of the film through the perspective of the droids R2-D2 and C-3PO, and to have their encounter with Luke be the first time we meet the protagonist. These cut scenes were never restored in any of the subsequent revisions of Episode IV. However, these scenes can be viewed in the Star Wars: Behind the Magic CD-ROM.

Synopsis

Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), Fixer (Anthony Forrest), Camie (Koo Stark) and Biggs Darklighter (Garrick Hagon) outside of the Tosche Power Station in a cut scene from Star Wars.The scenes begin in the desert of Tatooine. The audience is first introduced to Luke Skywalker as he and the Treadwell droid WED-15-77 repair a moisture vaporator on the outskirts of his Uncle Owen’s moisture-farm. Luke observes the battle between the Tantive IV and the Star Destroyer through his macrobinoculars and tells the droid that he has to go to Tosche Station to tell his friend Fixer of this discovery. Luke jumps into his landspeeder, leaving behind the malfunctioning droid. This scene would have played after the Tantive IV was first boarded by Stormtroopers, but before the introduction of Darth Vader.

The next scene in this series of cut scenes show Luke’s landspeeder racing into the city of Anchorhead, nearly hitting an old woman. Luke runs into Tosche Station, where he finds his friends Fixer, Camie, Deak, and Windy. He also discovers that his old friend Biggs Darklighter has returned unexpectedly from the Imperial Academy for a visit. Luke enthusiastically tells his friends of the starship battle that he saw in the sky, but is met with skepticism. Biggs, Fixer and Camie follow Luke to the roof of Tosche Station to observe the starship battle through Luke’s macrobinoculars. However, by this time the battle of the Tantive IV has finished, and Biggs declares that the two visible ships were probably only docking, due to the fact that Tatooine lacks any orbiting docking-stations. Biggs and Fixer both tell Luke that not only is the rebellion far away, but that Tatooine is too remote a location to ever interest the Empire. Camie is particularly antagonistic, shoving Luke’s macrobinoculars into his chest. These scenes would have originally followed the scene in which R2-D2 and C-3PO flee the Tantive IV via their escape pod, but before the capture of Princess Leia.

The final scenes of this sequence involves a dialogue between Luke and Biggs alone outside Tosche Station. While the two old friends reminisce, Biggs informs Luke that he plans to desert the Empire and join the Rebellion. Biggs has become disenchanted with the Empire while studying at the Imperial Academy, and plans to go AWOL from his first assignment as First Officer of the Rand Ecliptic. Luke has also desired to leave Tatooine and attend the Imperial Academy, and Biggs' admission shocks Luke. The two say their farewells, after Biggs tries to convince Luke that people need to take a stand against the Empire. This scene would have been placed following C-3PO’s initial sighting of the Jawa sandcrawler, but before the Jawa's capture of R2.




Character development

Luke Skywalker
The Anchorhead Story first introduces the audience to a young Luke Skywalker, whose enthusiasm and interest in the events taking place in the universe stands in stark contrast with the apathy of his friends. The antagonism of Luke’s friends towards his starship battle-claim belie their myopic view of life -- a view constrained to Tatooine.


Biggs Darklighter
The subplot also effectively introduces the character of Biggs Darklighter, who, in contrast with Luke’s other friends, represents a positive role model (a type of big brother), and symbolizes the hope that exists outside of Tatooine. Biggs later plays a small but important role in the battle of Yavin, serving alongside Luke as an X-Wing fighter pilot. In the hangar bay before the battle, Biggs commends Luke’s ability as a pilot to a superior officer. Later, during the final run on the Death Star, Biggs heroically sacrifices his life in order to enable Luke’s X-Wing to get in position for his final torpedo launch.

[Vladimir]

Yea but who's the cutie who steals the binoculars (can't believe I spelled that right on the first try)?

[HoreTore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14vqywjH5lE&feature=related

I can't understand a word they're saying but somehow I know! :laugh4:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

This one is impossible to understand as well :laugh4:

[Husar]

Robot Suits:

japanese one (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/japanese-body-robot-p1.php)

and one from the US (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1195663753)

Apart from the things themselves it's interesting to note what they want to use them for. ~;)

[InsaneApache]

I've been watching this for months, but everytime I do, I just think, wow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us_6fXZpt-c

[Fragony]

ouch

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/33003/8f14f194/komt_die_castratie.html

[Geoffrey S]

Just two adverts from a little while back...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3JL1VkYQqng&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_dZpA15YgKQ

[Fragony]

That first one is just sick, my sister never dresses like that. The second however, is an absolute classic.

[Vladimir]

That first one is just sick, my sister never dresses like that. The second however, is an absolute classic.

Really? How 'bout a video showing how she does dress? :eyebrows:

[Fragony]

Really? How 'bout a video showing how she does dress? :eyebrows:


SIR HOW DARE YOU :duel:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Fragony's sister in skimpy dress, reveals all!!1! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlV1TWoc_kI)

[HoreTore]

The reason we don't respect the danes:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

[Fragony]

When a woman speaks it danish sounds cute.

[Vladimir]

For Odin. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6A7Iggebm4&NR=1)

[Crazed Rabbit]

For the rest of us. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfPbEMGtAQM)

CR

[Crazed Rabbit]

What firefighters do in their spare time, or, how to make a car hover with hydraulic power:
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=5134653

CR

[Fragony]

And my usa friends, yes I can.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/33299/a802fec2/is_europa_een_land_.html

Ah well she's cute

[Vladimir]

She must be from South Carolina.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Man fights off an attacking rabid animal with a ... loaf of bread!
http://poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071130/VIDEO/71130033/1006/NEWS

CR

[Husar]

Man fights off an attacking rabid animal with a ... loaf of bread!
http://poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071130/VIDEO/71130033/1006/NEWS

CR
Just proves that a loaf of bread is perfectly sufficient for self-defense. ~;)

[Crazed Rabbit]

Curses, I'm hoisted on my own petard!

CR
~;p

[Big_John]

my apologizes if this has already been posted, not much of a backroomer.

i'm speechless, so no comment.

warning: contains sounds of homicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jqLie6-Y0

story:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/17/national/main3517564.shtml

edit: the 'video' is just an audio track, essentially.

[Lemur]

Orson Welles, drunk out of his mind (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qg4i22x9M), attempting to do a commercial.

[Crazed Rabbit]

my apologizes if this has already been posted, not much of a backroomer.

i'm speechless, so no comment.

warning: contains sounds of homicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jqLie6-Y0

story:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/17/national/main3517564.shtml

edit: the 'video' is just an audio track, essentially.

Here's a video of a protest that happened after that. Apparently, "Quannel X", a local race baiter who calls everything he possibly can racist so as to make a living, and racist himself, showed up in the neighborhood with a posse to protest and yell 'racism'. The neighbors, all supportive of the shooter, and a biker group that seems to be primarily anti-Quannel counter-protested.

CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/12/03/reese.tx.shooting.protest.khou

Youtube, home camera:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mei_cSyeqg8

EDIT: This video appears to be the best in showing the real situation of the 'protest' in that it shows Quannel's 'protest' to be less than ten guys walking into and then promptly out of the neighborhood, while being shouted down by at least a hundred neighbors and a few bikers. WARNING: the link is to a site of a white racist just as bad as Quannel, Containing Racial Slurs, but it does appear to be professional footage:
http://podblanc.com/?q=node/10688
(To be clear, the video does not contain slurs and contains no other footage than of the event, but the site does)


CR

[Big_John]

who knows if the homicides were racially motivated? apparently the two killed were hispanic anyway (though i guess they could have been black-hispanic). the race angle doesn't interest me nearly as much as the charges brought against horn and his defense.

apparently texas has a statute that allows for use of deadly force in defense of a neighbor's property (which boggles my mind, then again.. it is texas). but apparently that law only applies at night (...texas). it'll be interesting to see the case play out.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I think the night requirement may not be correct.

Relevant Texas Law:
9.41
§ 9.41. PROTECTION OF ONE'S OWN PROPERTY. (a) A person in lawful possession of land or tangible, movable property is justified in using force against another when and to the degree the actor reasonably believes the force is immediately necessary to prevent or terminate the other's trespass on the land or unlawful interference with the property.
(b) A person unlawfully dispossessed of land or tangible, movable property by another is justified in using force against the other when and to the degree the actor reasonably believes the force is immediately necessary to reenter the land or recover the property if the actor uses the force immediately or in fresh pursuit after the dispossession and:
(1) the actor reasonably believes the other had no claim of right when he dispossessed the actor; or
(2) the other accomplished the dispossession by using force, threat, or fraud against the actor.

9.43
§ 9.43. PROTECTION OF THIRD PERSON'S PROPERTY. A person is justified in using force or deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property of a third person if, under the circumstances as he reasonably believes them to be, the actor would be justified under Section 9.41 or 9.42 in using force or deadly force to protect his own land or property and:
(1) the actor reasonably believes the unlawful interference constitutes attempted or consummated theft of or criminal mischief to the tangible, movable property; or
(2) the actor reasonably believes that:
(A) the third person has requested his protection of the land or property;
(B) he has a legal duty to protect the third person's land or property; or
(C) the third person whose land or property he uses force or deadly force to protect is the actor's spouse, parent, or child, resides with the actor, or is under the actor's care.

Considering he shot them on his own property, in the front of his body, after he warned them, and would, I think, have been justified under 9.41, which means he was justified under 9.43, which details protection of a third person's property, he may be in the clear. And considering Texas and grand juries, I think he's nearly home free.

CR

[Big_John]

9.41 does not justify use of deadly force, 9.42 does.

as per the letter of 9.42, deadly force in defense of another person's property is only justified "during the nighttime" (&#167; 9.42.2). though that may have been 'overrulled' in the common law. even if night is no longer a necessary element of this defense, i don't think a reasonable person could find that horn's actions are consistent with &#167;9.42.3.

self defense should be his only recourse, which i believe is heavily undermined by the 8 minutes of him repeatedly telling the 911 operator that he's going to go outside and shoot these guys, despite the operator's demands to the contrary.

but yes, i'd expect a texas jury to acquit him and possibly award him the medal of awesome.

[HoreTore]

but yes, i'd expect a texas jury to acquit him and possibly award him the medal of awesome.

Like the guy in the 911 call said; "a bag of loot ain't worth killing for".

But then, this is the US, where a human life is valued at 'bout 50 bucks or so...

[Pannonian]

Ice hockey at its best. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PlNzARV0XM)

[Crazed Rabbit]

The Cornhole Song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io8X4pz_QJ0)

And yes, it's completely appropriate. The worse thing in the song is an open beer can.

CR

[Lemur]

Interesting case with the guy in Texas. There's no doubt any jury would acquit him, so the question becomes will charges be filed? Well, the other question is why the :daisy: won't CNN get their video feeds to work with Firefox?

CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/12/03/reese.tx.shooting.protest.khou
That last video you posted was from a genuinely scary site, CR. But it was a good video none the less.

[Crazed Rabbit]

That last video you posted was from a genuinely scary site, CR. But it was a good video none the less.

What have you got against youtube? :inquisitive:

~;p

Yeah, I know - I saw it linked in a different thread on another forum, and the video did seem to be the best.

CR

[Big_John]

Interesting case with the guy in Texas. There's no doubt any jury would acquit him, so the question becomes will charges be filed? there's huge doubt any jury would acquit him. in most states what he did was patently murder. allowing deadly force in the protection of a non-related third person's property is pretty far out there. texas and florida are the only states i would expect to find an exception to that, though no doubt there are others. even still, horn's actions run afoul of the texas statute (though possibly not the common law).

depending on the skill of the attorneys, i would go so far as to say that this is a slam dunk conviction in most jurisdictions, with that 911 tape as evidence. the forensic evidence would go a long way to determining how reasonable a self-defense argument could be.

but yes, whether he'll even be brought up on criminal charges is probably the salient question, in texas.

[Geoffrey S]

Even Apeldoorn Bellen, adverts for insurance... don't think many outside Holland would have seen these...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F5EJb1NNcN4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=grB2nA09NPM&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pmVMgDNEZZE&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0YZcFrBKKCk&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJwqnyQWz34&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5vPDJY1xPE&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLR8X2fwA&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAWXqEv5uGM&feature=related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibNTOlLjh5A&feature=related

Right, I'll stop now...

[Vladimir]

Like the guy in the 911 call said; "a bag of loot ain't worth killing for".

But then, this is the US, where a human life is valued at 'bout 50 bucks or so...

Or less if you're here to raid a monastery.

On a completely unrelated note I'd like to invite you to our Sunday church service. :smash:

[HoreTore]

Or less if you're here to raid a monastery.

On a completely unrelated note I'd like to invite you to our Sunday church service. :smash:

You got loot for stealing and women for raping? If so, count me and my boat in!

[R'as al Ghul]

You don't want to see this. No, you don't.
Especially not the last 30 secs. :yes:

God hates the world! (http://view.break.com/278059)

[Lemur]

R'as, I posted that one in this thread five or seven pages ago. But it's a doozy, ain't it?

[Husar]

R'as, I posted that one in this thread five or seven pages ago. But it's a doozy, ain't it?
It's why I want to migrate to the US, they don't have such a church here I think. ~;)

[R'as al Ghul]

R'as, I posted that one in this thread five or seven pages ago. But it's a doozy, ain't it?

:oops: (Yes, sir, I will follow the thread more closely in the future. :bow:)

It's pure evil is what it is.

[Crazed Rabbit]

The logical conclusion to the question; how easy is it to shoot fish in a barrel? With a minigun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs&e

And a female gang attacks a man on a NYC subway:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=9644

CR

[Vladimir]

The logical conclusion to the question; how easy is it to shoot fish in a barrel? With a minigun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs&e


CR


That made me laugh like Peter Griffin.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Finally, the results of a poll that really matters in the US presidential race:
Who would Americans rather get in a bar fight with? (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_mitt_romney_is_candidate)

CR

[Fragony]

Ok, now I fully understand that this isn't nice at all and that it could cause severe trauma :sweatdrop:

http://www.voetbalnext.nl/index.php?action=toon_cafe_video&video_id=17143

but omg :laugh4:



Americans ~:rolleyes:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/34212/3c797fc5/vrolijk_kerstfeest.html

~:)

[Husar]

Americans ~:rolleyes:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/34212/3c797fc5/vrolijk_kerstfeest.html

~:)
Looks similar to the one from last year if you ask me. ~;)

[Crazed Rabbit]

The power of Christ compels you!
Not to mug me. (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=10574)

Could also go in weird news, but tis a video.

Well, this couldn't possibly end bad. (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=10624)

But I might stay out of the Muslim world, especially if I were from Arizona.

CR

[Husar]

The power of Christ compels you!
Not to mug me. (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=10574)
:laugh4: Kinda beats a gun for self-defense, doesn't it? :laugh4: ~;)

[Crazed Rabbit]

But what if your attacker isn't Christian? ~;p

CR

[HoreTore]

But what if your attacker isn't Christian? ~;p

CR

Then he can be burned instead! Problem solved!

[Husar]

But what if your attacker isn't Christian? ~;p
If he were a Christian he wouldn't have tried to rob her or cried after hearing what she said. She obviously made a first step at converting him.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Then he can be burned instead! Problem solved!

Well then you need a gun to make sure he doesn't get away before you get everything set up, don't you!

:beam:

CR

[Vladimir]

:stop:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Robots of the world demand an apology for Sister Souljah from Bill Clinton:
http://www.breitbart.tv/html/12834.html

'Samurai' Swords banned in the UK, after less than 2 people a year are killed by them since 2003:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=13054

Thank goodness fr that, since we know that even holding such a sword makes the bearer go crazy, and people would never get a different knife like object.

CR

[Big_John]

probably been posted before, but since i can't search threads in the backroom...

http://www.tvadsvideos.com/8518.html

[Lemur]

The Japanese Navy clearly does not have a don't ask don't tell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjAXJaFydwM) policy.

The Ukranian Army (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo&), on the other hand, seems to have a bone to pick with BMW drivers ...

[Vladimir]

The Ukranian Army (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo&), on the other hand, seems to have a bone to pick with BMW drivers ...


:laugh4: :laugh4: I :laugh4: I just couldn't finish it :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

Edit: OH MY GOD!!! :laugh4:

[Fragony]

that's......

[Vladimir]

that's......

Que algo. :yes:

The first 50 seconds of this clip is how we do OUR recruiting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAUxyEvsocM

[Fragony]

warning, might be insulting for christians.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/35350/b2f5222d/the_passion_of_the_christ_voor_de_wii.html

[Vladimir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7IN3RNwko&eurl=http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/

[Lemur]

Election '08: An Unwelcome Endorsement (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKI2C93T4CU&).

[Pannonian]

A ninja couldn't have improved on this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIp6cxOjKUE).

[Ronin]

Drum up the concervative ordes!!! - Game console encourages rape!!!

and bestiality rape on top of it!!!

how much longer will the moral majority remain silent???

The damming video proof (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBiRQo--lx8)

*video might appear to an outside observer not to be work-safe.
Anyone that seems the video in it´s intirity will get the joke but if your boss is just walking behind you and just glances at this it might get a WTF reaction

I just busted out laughing when I saw it :laugh4:

*edit - for some dumb reason firefox type correction doesn´t seem to work on thread titles.....now it looks dumb....well...whatever.

[AntiochusIII]

Okay, I'll admit, I cracked up. But this is really wrong in every way possible.

Why the hell is Little Timmy still trying to play the ******* game when he was being butt-raped!? And who was filming and why didn't he or she give a hand?

This is why I stay clear from multiplayer FPS. My "lolnetsp3k" opponent behind the monitor might be a 10-years old idiot who's being raped by a dog. :wall:

[Louis VI the Fat]

My "lolnetsp3k" opponent behind the monitor might be a 10-years old idiot who's being raped by a dog. I've thought that about some of my Backroom opponents...:smash:

[Vladimir]

My man! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aag4LLGXECs) :france:

[Lemur]

This is why I stay clear from multiplayer FPS. My "lolnetsp3k" opponent behind the monitor might be a 10-years old idiot who's being raped by a dog.
I hate to admit it, but that thought never occurred to me until I watched that clip. And now I will never be able to think of anything else. Mommy, I feel so dirty ...

[Lemur]

Maybe this should be in News of the Weird, or some other place for atrocities, but anyway ...

I stumbled across a collection of mutilations of "Stairway to Heaven." They're kind of hypnotic. I have to share.

Fake Beatles version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfoccRna6I)
Some kind of lounge version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy5KjaAS7nY)
A choir (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMzj_bIok)
Euro-ballad Kate Bush kinda thing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG2pwxWVHCo&feature=related)
Big band Lawrence Welk version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF2LWWQAARA)
Pirate sea shanty version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnnsL0ValJc&feature=related)
Fake Doors version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3iM63kqnwY&feature=related)
Operatic version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33uYnvQ_BrE&feature=related)

Why would people do this? I really want to know ...

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I thought I should post this here, as not everyone migrates to the Monastery.

The Forgotten (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2bwYT6Va0)

[Fragony]

Russians... :beam:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/28308/f436d1c3/russische_zuiplap.html

Women... :beam:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/36624/aa5852be/index.html#37742941

poink hehe

[Vladimir]

What a bad maid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26KHkaQ2VRY

[Ronin]

how to conduct an interview lesson:

Step 1- Know who you are interviewing and what their body of work here...

ups...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXF8Lhvjqa8

kudos to John Cusack for the calm with which he takes the situation....imagine if it was Russel Crowe or something....he´d be hurling the nearest phone at her :laugh4:

[Lemur]

Why very small people should not fire very large handguns (http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl-owned-by-desert-eagle.html).

[Fragony]

If you hold it like that...

[Veho Nex]

Clever little thing aint it (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/65632/)

SNAKE! (http://www.break.com/index/firefighter-scare-prank.html)

Desert eagle ownage (http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl-owned-by-desert-eagle.html)

Didn't see it (http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-drives-into-pool.html)

[CountArach]

Mike Huckabee's Message to Iowa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuWUdUDUIDQ)
Mike Huckabbe - Changing the Tone of Campaigning (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50tYL1j7_E)
Ron Paul's Time Machine Mega Money Mania! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7884Z6-FiMY)

[Geoffrey S]

Darth Vader: Ahaa! (https://youtube.com/watch?v=CfWoL4nXu0Q&feature=related)

And he gets the blues. (https://youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI&feature=related)

[Fragony]

Ow gawd :laugh4: :laugh4: